The Charles Dickens Christmas Megapack

by Charles Dickens

  “The extent to which he’s winking at this moment!” whispered Caleb to his daughter. “Oh, my gracious!”

  “Always merry and light-hearted with us!” cried the smiling Bertha.

  “Oh! you’re there, are you?” answered Tackleton. “Poor Idiot!”

  He really did believe she was an Idiot; and he founded the belief, I can’t say whether consciously or not, upon her being fond of him.

  “Well! and being there,—how are you?” said Tackleton in his grudging way.

  “Oh! well; quite well! And as happy as even you can wish me to be. As happy as you would make the whole world, if you could!”

  “Poor Idiot!” muttered Tackleton. “No gleam of reason. Not a gleam!”

  The Blind Girl took his hand and kissed it; held it for a moment in her own two hands; and laid her cheek against it tenderly before releasing it. There was such unspeakable affection and such fervent gratitude in the act, that Tackleton himself was moved to say, in a milder growl than usual:

  “What’s the matter now?”

  “I stood it close beside my pillow when I went to sleep last night, and remembered it in my dreams. And when the day broke, and the glorious red sun—the red sun, father?”

  “Red in the mornings and the evenings, Bertha,” said poor Caleb with a woeful glance at his employer.

  “When it rose, and the bright light I almost fear to strike myself against in walking, came into the room, I turned the little tree towards it, and blessed Heaven for making things so precious, and blessed you for sending them to cheer me!”

  “Bedlam broke loose!” said Tackleton under his breath. “We shall arrive at the strait-waistcoat and mufflers soon. We’re getting on!”

  Caleb, with his hands hooked loosely in each other, stared vacantly before him while his daughter spoke, as if he really were uncertain (I believe he was) whether Tackleton had done anything to deserve her thanks or not. If he could have been a perfectly free agent at that moment, required, on pain of death, to kick the toy merchant, or fall at his feet, according to his merits, I believe it would have been an even chance which course he would have taken. Yet Caleb knew that with his own hands he had brought the little rose-tree home for her so carefully, and that with his own lips he had forged the innocent deception which should help to keep her from suspecting how much, how very much, he every day denied himself, that she might be happier.

  “Bertha!” said Tackleton, assuming, for the nonce, a little cordiality. “Come here.”

  “Oh, I can come straight to you! You needn’t guide me!” she rejoined.

  “Shall I tell you a secret, Bertha?”

  “If you will!” she answered eagerly.

  How bright the darkened face! How adorned with light the listening head!

  “This is the day on which little what’s-her-name, the spoilt child, Peerybingle’s wife, pays her regular visit to you—makes her fantastic Picnic here, an’t it?” said Tackleton with a strong expression of distaste for the whole concern.

  “Yes,” replied Bertha. “This is the day.”

  “I thought so,” said Tackleton. “I should like to join the party.”

  “Do you hear that, father?” cried the Blind Girl in an ecstasy.

  “Yes, yes, I hear it,” murmured Caleb with the fixed look of a sleep-walker; “but I don’t believe it. It’s one of my lies, I’ve no doubt.”

  “You see I—I want to bring the Peerybingles a little more into company with May Fielding,” said Tackleton. “I’m going to be married to May.”

  “Married!” cried the Blind Girl, starting from him.

  “She’s such a con-founded idiot,” muttered Tackleton, “that I was afraid she’d never comprehend me. Ah, Bertha! Married! Church, parson, clerk, beadle, glass coach, bells, breakfast, bridecake, favours, marrow-bones, cleavers, and all the rest of the tomfoolery. A wedding, you know; a wedding. Don’t you know what a wedding is?”

  “I know,” replied the Blind Girl in a gentle tone. “I understand!”

  “Do you?” muttered Tackleton. “It’s more than I expected. Well! On that account I want to join the party, and to bring May and her mother. I’ll send in a little something or other, before the afternoon. A cold leg of mutton, or some comfortable trifle of that sort. You’ll expect me?”

  “Yes,” she answered.

  She had drooped her head, and turned away; and so stood, with her hands crossed, musing.

  “I don’t think you will,” muttered Tackleton, looking at her; “for you seem to have forgotten all about it already. Caleb!”

  “I may venture to say I’m here, I suppose,” thought Caleb. “Sir!”

  “Take care she don’t forget what I’ve been saying to her.”

  “She never forgets,” returned Caleb. “It’s one of the few things she an’t clever in.”

  “Every man thinks his own geese swans,” observed the toy merchant with a shrug. “Poor devil!”

  Having delivered himself of which remark with infinite contempt, old Gruff and Tackleton withdrew.

  Bertha remained where he had left her, lost in meditation. The gaiety had vanished from her downcast face, and it was very sad. Three or four times she shook her head, as if bewailing some remembrance or some loss; but her sorrowful reflections found no vent in words.

  It was not until Caleb had been occupied some time in yoking a team of horses to a waggon by the summary process of nailing the harness to the vital parts of their bodies, that she drew near to his working-stool, and, sitting down beside him, said:

  “Father, I am lonely in the dark. I want my eyes, my patient, willing eyes.”

  “Here they are,” said Caleb. “Always ready. They are more yours than mine, Bertha, any hour in the four-and-twenty. What shall your eyes do for you, dear?”

  “Look round the room, father.”

  “All right,” said Caleb. “No sooner said than done, Bertha.”

  “Tell me about it.”

  “It’s much the same as usual,” said Caleb. “Homely, but very snug. The gay colours on the walls; the bright flowers on the plates and dishes; the shining wood, where there are beams or panels; the general cheerfulness and neatness of the building,—make it very pretty.”

  Cheerful and neat it was, wherever Bertha’s hands could busy themselves. But nowhere else were cheerfulness and neatness possible in the old crazy shed which Caleb’s fancy so transformed.

  “You have your working dress on, and are not so gallant as when you wear the handsome coat?” said Bertha, touching him.

  “Not quite so gallant,” answered Caleb. “Pretty brisk, though.”

  “Father,” said the Blind Girl, drawing close to his side, and stealing one arm round his neck, “tell me something about May. She is very fair?”

  “She is indeed,” said Caleb. And she was indeed. It was quite a rare thing to Caleb not to have to draw on his invention.

  “Her hair is dark,” said Bertha pensively, “darker than mine. Her voice is sweet and musical, I know. I have often loved to hear it. Her shape—”

  “There’s not a Doll’s in all the room to equal it,” said Caleb. “And her eyes!—”

  He stopped; for Bertha had drawn closer round his neck, and, from the arm that clung about him, came a warning pressure which he understood too well.

  He coughed a moment, hammered for a moment, and then fell back upon the song about the sparkling bowl, his infallible resource in all such difficulties.

  “Our friend, father, our benefactor. I am never tired, you know, of hearing about him.—Now, was I ever?” she said hastily.

  “Of course not,” answered Caleb, “and with reason.”

  “Ah! With how much reason!” cried the Blind Girl. With such fervency, that Caleb, though his motives were so pure, could not endure to meet her face; but dropped his eyes, as if she could have read in them his innocent deceit.

  “Then tell me again about him, dear father,” said Bertha. “Many times again! His face is benevolent, kind, and t
ender. Honest and true, I am sure it is. The manly heart that tries to cloak all favours with a show of roughness and unwillingness, beats in its every look and glance.”

  “And makes it noble,” added Caleb in his quiet desperation.

  “And makes it noble,” cried the Blind Girl. “He is older than May, father.”

  “Ye-es,” said Caleb reluctantly. “He’s a little older than May. But that don’t signify.”

  “Oh, father, yes! To be his patient companion in infirmity and age; to be his gentle nurse in sickness, and his constant friend in suffering and sorrow; to know no weariness in working for his sake; to watch him, tend him, sit beside his bed and talk to him awake, and pray for him asleep; what privileges these would be! What opportunities for proving all her truth and her devotion to him! Would she do all this, dear father?”

  “No doubt of it,” said Caleb.

  “I love her, father; I can love her from my soul!” exclaimed the Blind Girl. And, saying so, she laid her poor blind face on Caleb’s shoulder, and so wept and wept, that he was almost sorry to have brought that tearful happiness upon her.

  In the meantime there had been a pretty sharp commotion at John Peerybingle’s, for little Mrs. Peerybingle naturally couldn’t think of going anywhere without the Baby; and to get the Baby under way took time. Not that there was much of the Baby, speaking of it as a thing of weight and measure, but there was a vast deal to do about and about it, and it all had to be done by easy stages. For instance, when the Baby was got, by hook and by crook, to a certain point of dressing, and you might have rationally supposed that another touch or two would finish him off, and turn him out a tiptop Baby challenging the world, he was unexpectedly extinguished in a flannel cap, and hustled off to bed; where he simmered (so to speak) between two blankets for the best part of an hour. From this state of inaction he was then recalled, shining very much and roaring violently, to partake of—well? I would rather say, if you’ll permit me to speak generally—of a slight repast. After which he went to sleep again. Mrs. Peerybingle took advantage of this interval, to make herself as smart in a small way as ever you saw anybody in all your life; and, during the same short truce, Miss Slowboy insinuated herself into a spencer of a fashion so surprising and ingenious, that it had no connection with herself, or anything else in the universe, but was a shrunken, dog’s-eared, independent fact, pursuing its lonely course without the least regard to anybody. By this time, the Baby, being all alive again, was invested, by the united efforts of Mrs. Peerybingle and Miss Slowboy, with a cream-coloured mantle for its body, and a sort of nankeen raised pie for its head; and so, in course of time, they all three got down to the door, where the old horse had already taken more than the full value of his day’s toll out of the Turnpike Trust, by tearing up the road with his impatient autographs; and whence Boxer might be dimly seen in the remote perspective, standing looking back, and tempting him to come on without orders.

  As to a chair, or anything of that kind for helping Mrs. Peerybingle into the cart, you know very little of John, if you think that was necessary. Before you could have seen him lift her from the ground, there she was in her place, fresh and rosy, saying, “John! How can you? Think of Tilly!”

  If I might be allowed to mention a young lady’s legs on any terms, I would observe of Miss Slowboy’s that there was a fatality about them which rendered them singularly liable to be grazed; and that she never effected the smallest ascent or descent without recording the circumstance upon them with a notch, as Robinson Crusoe marked the days upon his wooden calendar. But, as this might be considered ungenteel, I’ll think of it.

  “John! You’ve got the basket with the Veal and Ham Pie and things, and the bottles of Beer?” said Dot. “If you haven’t you must turn round again this very minute.”

  “You’re a nice little article,” returned the Carrier, “to be talking about turning round, after keeping me a full quarter of an hour behind my time.”

  “I am sorry for it, John,” said Dot in a great bustle, “but I really could not think of going to Bertha’s—I would not do it, John, on any account—without the Veal and Ham Pie and things, and the bottles of Beer. Way!”

  This monosyllable was addressed to the horse, who didn’t mind it at all.

  “Oh, do way, John!” said Mrs. Peerybingle. “Please!”

  “It’ll be time enough to do that,” returned John, “when I begin to leave things behind me. The basket’s safe enough.”

  “What a hard-hearted monster you must be, John, not to have said so at once, and save me such a turn! I declare I wouldn’t go to Bertha’s without the Veal and Ham Pie and things, and the bottles of Beer, for any money. Regularly once a fortnight ever since we have been married, John, have we made our little Picnic there. If anything was to go wrong with it, I should almost think we were never to be lucky again.”

  “It was a kind thought in the first instance,” said the Carrier; “and I honour you for it, little woman.”

  “My dear John!” replied Dot, turning very red. “Don’t talk about honouring me. Good gracious!”

  “By-the-bye”—observed the Carrier—“that old gentleman—”

  Again so visibly and instantly embarrassed!

  “He’s an odd fish,” said the Carrier, looking straight along the road before them. “I can’t make him out. I don’t believe there’s any harm in him.”

  “None at all. I’m—I’m sure there’s none at all.”

  “Yes,” said the Carrier, with his eyes attracted to her face by the great earnestness of her manner. “I am glad you feel so certain of it, because it’s a confirmation to me. It’s curious that he should have taken it into his head to ask leave to go on lodging with us; an’t it? Things come about so strangely.”

  “So very strangely,” she rejoined in a low voice, scarcely audible.

  “However, he’s a good-natured old gentleman,” said John, “and pays as a gentleman, and I think his word is to be relied upon, like a gentleman’s. I had quite a long talk with him this morning: he can hear me better already, he says, as he gets more used to my voice. He told me a great deal about himself, and I told him a good deal about myself, and a rare lot of questions he asked me. I gave him information about my having two beats, you know, in my business; one day to the right from our house and back again; another day to the left from our house and back again (for he’s a stranger, and don’t know the names of places about here); and he seemed quite pleased. ‘Why, then I shall be returning home to-night your way,’ he says, ‘when I thought you’d be coming in an exactly opposite direction. That’s capital! I may trouble you for another lift, perhaps, but I’ll engage not to fall so sound asleep again.’ He was sound asleep, sure-ly!—Dot! what are you thinking of?”

  “Thinking of, John? I—I was listening to you.”

  “Oh! That’s all right!” said the honest Carrier. “I was afraid, from the look of your face, that I had gone rambling on so long as to set you thinking about something else. I was very near it, I’ll be bound.”

  Dot making no reply, they jogged on, for some little time, in silence. But, it was not easy to remain silent very long in John Peerybingle’s cart, for everybody on the road had something to say. Though it might only be “How are you?” and, indeed, it was very often nothing else, still, to give that back again in the right spirit of cordiality, required, not merely a nod and a smile, but as wholesome an action of the lungs withal as a long-winded Parliamentary speech. Sometimes, passengers on foot, or horseback, plodded on a little way beside the cart, for the express purpose of having a chat; and then there was a great deal to be said on both sides.

  Then, Boxer gave occasion to more good-natured recognitions of, and by, the Carrier, than half-a-dozen Christians could have done! Everybody knew him all along the road—especially the fowls and pigs, who, when they saw him approaching, with his body all on one side, and his ears pricked up inquisitively, and that knob of a tail making the most of itself in the air, immediately withdrew in
to remote back-settlements, without waiting for the honour of a nearer acquaintance. He had business elsewhere; going down all the turnings, looking into all the wells, bolting in and out of all the cottages, dashing into the midst of all the Dame Schools, fluttering all the pigeons, magnifying the tails of all the cats, and trotting into the public-houses like a regular customer. Wherever he went, somebody or other might have been heard to cry, “Halloa! here’s Boxer!” and out came that somebody forthwith, accompanied by at least two or three other somebodies, to give John Peerybingle and his pretty wife Good day.

  The packages and parcels for the errand cart were numerous; and there were many stoppages to take them in and give them out, which were not by any means the worst parts of the journey. Some people were so full of expectation about their parcels, and other people were so full of wonder about their parcels, and other people were so full of inexhaustible directions about their parcels, and John had such a lively interest in all the parcels, that it was as good as a play. Likewise, there were articles to carry, which required to be considered and discussed, and in reference to the adjustment and disposition of which councils had to be holden by the Carrier and the senders: at which Boxer usually assisted, in short fits of the closest attention, and long fits of tearing round and round the assembled sages, and barking himself hoarse. Of all these little incidents, Dot was the amused and open-eyed spectatress from her chair in the cart; and as she sat there, looking on—a charming little portrait framed to admiration by the tilt—there was no lack of nudgings and glancings and whisperings and envyings among the younger men. And this delighted John the Carrier beyond measure; for he was proud to have his little wife admired, knowing that she didn’t mind it—that, if anything, she rather liked it perhaps.

  The trip was a little foggy, to be sure, in the January weather; and was raw and cold. But who cared for such trifles? Not Dot, decidedly. Not Tilly Slowboy, for she deemed sitting in a cart, on any terms, to be the highest point of human joys; the crowning circumstance of earthly hope. Not the Baby, I’ll be sworn; for it’s not in Baby nature to be warmer or more sound asleep, though its capacity is great in both respects, than that blessed young Peerybingle was, all the way.