Hailey's Bali Diary

by Hailey McPherson

  There’s a big temple inside the monkey forest. They take their temples seriously in Bali and since I was wearing shorts they gave me a sarong to wrap around my waist and cover my legs. I guess Hindus don’t like to see women’s legs. People are half naked all over Bali, but once you go onto the temple grounds you’re supposed to be covered up — no matter how hot it is. Liam was wearing jeans, so he was ok. He had his “legalize weed” t-shirt on, but it was in English so I don’t know if anyone noticed. I just thought it was funny — legs are bad, drugs are good.

  I’ve seen a lot of temples since we moved to Hong Kong. Hong Kong has a lot of Buddhist temples, ranging from tiny shrines you could fit in your closet to one of the largest outdoor Buddhas in the world. We saw a few temples in Macau, including one of the oldest Buddhist temples in the world. I saw a Confucius temple in Fuzhou. Those aren’t as bright and ornate as Buddhist temples. I even saw a Buddhist temple in Amsterdam, but that one was obviously newer and not as interesting as Chinese temples.

  The monkey forest temple is Hindu and doesn’t look anything like a Buddhist temple. It looked more like an old Mayan ruin than the pagoda style temples in China.

  I don’t know anything about Buddhist or Hindu — or even Mayan. I was raised Christian and I don’t even understand that.

  “Change your words into truths and then change that truth into love,” Stevie Wonder said a long time ago. That sums it all up about as well as anything else.

  I’m not an expert on academic theology. I just like looking at the buildings and statues.

  Liam didn’t care about any of it. Temples aren’t his thing unless there’s a live band and lots of alcohol.

  This was supposed to be the wet season in Ubud, but it never rained while we were there. It looked like it was coming close once or twice, but it was always dry.

  At night we saw some dancers put on an elaborate show at one of the castles. Ubud castles are nothing like what I think of as castles — and I really couldn’t tell the difference between their castles and temples.

  Liam wasn’t interested in watching dancers, but since I’m a dancer, I was. I like to watch traditional dances of cultures I don’t know anything about. The productions are always different, but the basic movements are pretty much the same all over the world. I guess it’s like music. Styles can be different wherever you go, but there are only so many notes you can play. Dancing is the same. We all have the same arms and legs so we all can move more or less in the same ways.

  By the end of the day we were both tired. I think our driver was just as tired as we were, but he never complained. We paid him Rp300,000 to drive us around all day. That sounds like a lot, but it’s only about $30. That’s pretty good when you consider a regular taxi ride from our villa to Ubud would have cost Rp200,000 one way. It’s a lot cheaper to hire taxis by the day because they get a guaranteed income instead of hoping for a few fares here and there.

  He did a good job and was like a tour guide so we gave him a Rp100,000 tip when we got back to the villa. That’s only $10. He was very grateful for it.

  When we first changed our Hong Kong money to Indonesian money we were both pretty happy. You give them a small bill and get back a large pile of large bills. Ten 100 Hong Kong dollar bills gets you over twelve 100,000 rupiah bills — about $130. You get over one million rupiah for 1,000 Hong Kong dollars. It’s fun to walk around with over a million dollars in cash. That sounds great, but then everything costs Rp50,000. Instead of paying with $20 bills and sometimes hundreds, you’re paying with $100,000 bills.

  By the time we got back to the villa we were both too tired to have sex. It had been a long day and we did so much all crammed into such a short span of time that we didn’t have the energy to cram anything else into such a tight space, but we didn’t want to go a night without sex. So we got naked and got on the bed, but we were just too tired to do anything.

  Getting on that comfortable bed was the nail in our coffin. We fell asleep naked next to each other — which I thought was nice, but wasn’t what Liam was hoping for. I told him he should exercise more so he’d last longer, but he was asleep by then. I think if we did it he would have fallen asleep inside me anyway.

  DAY 4

  VILLA DAY

  Instead of having them make our breakfast in the villa or going to the restaurant, I had them bring everything over for breakfast the night before so I could make it whenever we wanted. This meant we could wake up at any time. So I didn’t have to try to get Liam awake and dressed early enough.

  “We should just have breakfast naked,” Liam suggested on our first day in Bali. “Since we have a private villa.”

  “They come to the villa to make breakfast, you know,” I reminded him. “They don’t want to see that.”

  “I’m sure they wouldn’t mind seeing you naked,” he offered.

  “I was talking about you,” I said.

  Since I was making breakfast on this day, Liam could be as naked as he wanted. Every other day was definitely not clothing optional, though.

  My plan to blowjob him awake every day was mostly the easiest way to wake him up early enough so we could have breakfast. He doesn’t really care about breakfast — he’s not exactly a morning person — but I love breakfast. The hotel breakfast was pretty good and I didn’t want to miss it. I also didn’t want him wandering out of the bedroom naked while they were making my breakfast. Making breakfast myself solved all of these problems.

  Since we had all day to do whatever we wanted and since I could make breakfast any time, I let Liam sleep in. This was our lazy day. We had no plans other than swimming, eating, napping and fornicating. This was Enjoy the Villa Day. The villa had everything we needed — a nice swimming pool, a kitchen full of food, a comfortable bed, a living room with TV and DVDs and all kinds of places to just lie around.

  When I woke up I went from the bedroom to the bathroom and outside in the yard to the swimming pool — all completely naked. No towel, no nothing. I wasn’t shy at all. This was our fourth day in the villa and I felt very comfortable in it. I knew we had plenty of privacy. It didn’t feel like walking around naked in someone else’s house. It was like walking around naked at home. I may be uncomfortable with public nudity, but I can be naked at home any time.

  I had a great swim. There’s something special about swimming early in the morning. You’re in the water while the birds are singing their morning songs, there’s a nice breeze in the air and the day is waking up. I don’t know how long I was in that beautiful water. This was a day without clocks.

  I’ve always liked swimming — and swimming naked is just so much better. I learned that when we went to the nude beach in Hong Kong and this trip only confirmed it. Dolphins never wear clothes when they swim and they seem pretty happy.

  We didn’t have any real plans for the trip besides relaxing and sex, but at that point my plan was to blowjob Liam awake every day and swim in that pool as much as possible.

  When I got out of the pool I took an outdoor shower and lay down on one of the lounge chairs — without a towel. I let the morning sun dry me off. It was still early and fairly cloudy, so the sun wasn’t harsh. I knew I wasn’t going to get a sunburn.

  I was very relaxed and ready for breakfast, but Liam was still asleep. I could have had breakfast by myself. He can easily sleep until lunch time. But the point of this trip was to spend time together, not for me to be alone while he sleeps all day. So I went to wake him up the usual way.

  When I pulled the sheet off him he was hard as usual. Sometimes I wonder what he’s dreaming about that he always has an erection, but then I think it’s probably best that I don’t know. I’ll just pretend he’s dreaming about me. His dreams are his own business. It’s not like I always dream about him. Not even close.

  I was going to blowjob him awake, but then I thought what about me. We weren’t in a hurry, so why couldn’t I get something?

  I straddled him and played with myself while I watched him hard and sleeping
. I carefully rubbed my pussy against his cock. I didn’t want him to wake up too soon — and I kind of wanted to see how far I could go before he woke up. I know from experience that I can handle his erection without waking him up, but once I put it in something, he’s up. I slowly unrolled a condom on him.

  I got myself wet without disturbing Sleeping Beauty, but I wanted so much more, so I decided to just ravish him. I took his cock upright and slid myself down on top of it. As soon as he was all the way inside me I felt him get harder — which is always a great feeling. I like watching him get hard, but I like feeling it even more. His eyes popped open and when he looked up at me on top of him, his cock twitched. I gave him my best “hey, baby” look — and he came right away. That wasn’t what I was hoping for.

  I was obviously disappointed. He was surprised — by waking up inside me and because he came so quickly. He moved me so that instead of sitting on his cock I was sitting on his face. He started lightly kissing my lips and then went deeper. When his tongue came out of me I was ready to collapse, but I wanted it to last. He sucked on my clitoris while kissing and licking my labia. His tongue reached a full range of prepositions — in, on, over, under. I grabbed his hair and grinded my hips against him. I was riding him like a hoppity hop — but this felt much better.

  He likes eating my pussy, but likes it even more right after I’ve had his cock inside me. He doesn’t like to kiss my face right after his cock has been in my mouth, but he likes to kiss my pussy right after his cock has been in there. I don’t know what that’s all about.

  After I came I collapsed on the bed. Liam was wide awake, but I was spent. I took a little break while Liam took his shower.

  After a short break, I made our breakfast in the villa kitchen.

  “You shouldn’t have to cook,” Liam said. “We’re on vacation. We can go to the restaurant for breakfast.”

  “It’s probably too late,” I told him. “I don’t know what time they close, but they’re not open for breakfast all day.”

  “We can go out somewhere else,” he suggested. “I’m sure there are a million places to eat on this island.”

  “I want to make breakfast,” I told him.

  I like to cook, but I don’t do it much in Hong Kong because my apartment has such a tiny kitchen. There’s no oven and practically no counter space. The villa kitchen had everything I needed. I don’t think making a meal is work and I really enjoyed cooking in the villa.

  After breakfast, Liam took off his clothes and jumped in the swimming pool. I stood on the edge of the pool and did a little joke striptease while he egged me on. Once I was naked I got in the pool, too.

  I don’t know why we were even dressed in the first place. Liam always wanted a naked day and this was as good as any. Nobody came in to make our breakfast, but we got dressed for it anyway. Habit, I guess.

  My joke striptease must have been better than I thought because when I swam up to Liam to kiss him I could feel that he was hard. I like the fact that he can get an erection at the drop of a hat. I’m sure when he’s older it won’t be so easy to get hard, so I might as well appreciate it while I can.

  I grabbed his cock and started giving him an underwater hand job while we kissed. He moved on to my boobs, grabbing and kissing them and sucking my nipples. I had his cock in one hand and his balls in the other.

  I didn’t want him to ejaculate in the water, so I told him to sit on the edge of the pool and I stood in the water in front of him. I grabbed his hard cock and stroked it while licking his wet balls. He moaned in pleasure and put his feet up on the edge of the pool, leaning back a little so I could get full access to his balls. I sucked on them while jerking his cock and I could tell he wasn’t going to last long. His balls were tight and he was as hard as possible.

  I got some precum off the tip of his cock with my other hand and licked it off my finger. I got my finger nice and wet and shoved it up his ass. He always wants me to do that, but I never want to. I figured he was just swimming and before that he took a shower, so it should be ok.

  While I was multitasking — licking his balls, stroking his cock and fingering his ass — he told me he was going to come.

  “Come on my face,” I practically whispered.

  I didn’t have to tell him twice. He came hard. It was all over my face and in my hair. I probably looked like I was wearing an exfoliating mask made of semen instead of lotion and mud.

  He looked down at me with all his sperm all over my face.

  “I want to pee it off,” he said.

  “Come again?” I asked. I wasn’t sure I heard him.

  “No,” he said. “I can’t do that again so soon, but I can pee right away.”

  “So go to the bathroom,” I suggested.

  “I want to pee my jizz off your face,” he told me.

  “That’s not going to happen,” I said, rather unequivocally. I had a better idea.

  He knew that was never going to happen anyway. There’s no way in hell I’m letting anyone pee on my face, but Liam’s fascinated by his own urine and figured he might as well give it a try since I was obviously in such a giving mood.

  Luckily, I was in the pool. After I licked a few drops of semen off the tip of his cock and wiped some off my eyelid, I ducked underwater and washed off as much spunk as I could.

  It was only after I washed my face off that I realized I was trying to keep his sperm out of the pool but I got most of it in the water anyway. It wouldn’t have made any difference if he shot his load straight into the pool.

  Liam took a nap on one of the pool lounge chairs while I went swimming. While I was floating on my back and watching the water wave over my naked body, I looked over at Liam’s naked body. I just couldn’t believe we were here in this tropical paradise with our own private swimming pool where we could get naked and have sex outdoors as much as we wanted. Our vacation was almost over and I knew it would be a long time before we could ever afford to do something like this again.

  I never really understood why Liam was so interested in outdoor sex — until now. There’s something about being outside. It’s not just different, it’s more natural almost. You’ve got the sun on your body and the air on your skin. It’s like swimming naked. I always thought you’re supposed to wear a bathing suit when you go swimming, but now that I’ve done it naked I don’t want to swim with a bathing suit ever again. It’s just so much better without it. It’s freedom.

  Of course, Liam doesn’t just want to have sex outdoors. He wants to do it in front of other people. He wants to have an audience. The great thing about the villa is that we had total privacy. No one could see us at all and no one could come in the villa unless we let them in.

  I’m sold on the sex outdoors part, but I need privacy. We’ll never have anything like this in Hong Kong. There’s no privacy anywhere outdoors. Even swimming naked is very difficult. Having sex outdoors isn’t an option. We’re going to have to come back here or go to some other tropical island to do this again.

  After my swim I took an outdoor shower. That’s another thing I never thought I’d be comfortable doing outdoors. I want complete privacy with anything I’m doing in the bathroom. The villa shower is outdoors, but they have it set up so even if you’re at the pool you can’t see the shower. You have to be right there in the bathroom area to see anyone taking a shower. It’s totally outdoors, but it’s totally private at the same time.

  It’s also great to be outdoors when you take a shower. It’s like swimming with the sun and air on your body at the same time as the water. Too bad I’ll never be able to do it in Hong Kong. That’s not even an option even if you wanted to take a shower surrounded by a million people. There’s just nowhere to do that sort of thing.

  I think for our next vacation we should find a deserted tropical island with no one else there except us. We can do everything outdoors and be as naked as we want to be. I’m sure that would be incredibly expensive. It’s also really hard to find good restaurants on deserted tro
pical islands.

  I didn’t bother to towel off after my shower. I just walked naked to the pool lounge chairs and let myself air dry. I sat naked in the shade with a nice little breeze and fell asleep.

  During our nap I had the weirdest dream. We were both resting on the lounge chairs when Liam suddenly stood up dramatically.

  “I have to pee,” he announced as if he had an audience.

  “So get up off your ass and go to the bathroom,” I suggested.

  “I don’t want to,” he said. “And furthermore, I shouldn’t have to.”

  He grabbed his soft dick and pointed it up in the air.

  “I’m a man,” he announced.

  “We all know,” I replied.

  Still holding his dick, he peed up like a fountain. It was falling back down on him, but he didn’t mind. In fact, he enjoyed it.

  “Behold my mighty stream,” he almost shouted.

  It was shooting out like a garden hose and he was so proud of himself.

  “Now it’s your turn,” he told me when he finished.

  “I can’t pee straight up in the air like that,” I said. “I wouldn’t want to even if I could.”

  “Everyone wants to,” he told me. “Everyone wishes they had my powers.”

  “I don’t want to pee all over the lounge chair anyway,” I said.

  “That’s not what I’m talking about, minion,” he said. “It’s not your turn to pee. It’s your turn to get peed on.”

  I didn’t know what he was talking about until he moved over and stood in front of me. He held his dick out as if he was going to go, but he just poured out buckets a second ago. I didn’t think there could possibly be any more left.

  “I just had a golden shower,” he informed me. “And now it’s your turn.”

  “You’ll have to drink a few beers before you can do that again,” I said.