Beauty & the Biker

by Beth Ciotta

  “Okay.”

  Her eyes sparked and she hugged herself as if to contain a fist-pumping victory dance. “Okay, you’ll give back the truck if I help with renovations?”

  He nodded. Trusting him, trusting any stranger was a mistake. He’d teach her to be wary and she’d be safer. A good will gesture that would square them regarding that damned welcome basket. A kindness to atone for my sins, he told himself even as he tacked on a selfish stipulation. “Also…”

  “Name it.”

  “I have to attend a special function next week. I need a date.” He’d intended to go stag. Hell, he didn’t want to go at all, but that wasn’t an option. Bella would prove a valuable buffer.

  If she agreed.

  “Next Saturday,” he clarified. “That’s over a week from now. Plenty of time to clear your calendar. Although you did say your weekends are free, right?”

  She blinked up at him and he realized he’d moved so close she had to crane back her neck to meet his gaze. Impressive that she didn’t falter. He could be damned imposing.

  “Just to be clear,” she said while narrowing her eyes. “I help you spiff up this place and accompany you to some shindig and you’ll give up all rights to Big Red?”

  He nodded.

  “I’ll start tomorrow night after work, squeeze in a couple of hours after the festival on Saturday and commit to all day Sunday. After that we’ll play it by ear.” She smiled and offered her hand. “Deal?”

  She didn’t ask specifics regarding their “date” or set a time limit on the repairs. Play it by ear? He could milk those renovations for months. Shocked and disgusted by the extent her naiveté, Joe pulled her dad’s keys from his pocket and pressed them into Bella’s palm. “Deal.”

  Chapter Three

  “I think I just bargained with the devil.”

  “What?”

  Heart thudding, Bella scrambled to clear her senses. She couldn’t recall ever being so angry. First with her dad. Then with Savage. Two confrontations in one morning. A record for Bella. One she never hoped to repeat. “Never mind.” She pressed the phone closer to her ear, steering the mower one handed and giving herself a full body shake.

  Focus.

  “I hate bothering you on your day off, Angel, but do you think you could swing by the house at some point and give me a lift. Big Red’s parked in town. Georgie’s having car trouble and Emma and Chrissy are working.”

  “Aren’t you?” Angel asked. “Working, I mean? Shouldn’t you already be at the school?”

  “There was a situation,” Bella said as the gas reeking mower bumped across the sweet smelling field. “I had to call out.”

  “What kind of situation,” Angel asked, sounding worried.

  Everyone knew her dad was struggling. However the gambling problem was new, even to Bella. “I’ll explain when I see you.”

  “I can be there in an hour.”

  Enough time to change out of her ruined clothes. “Great. Thanks. I owe you. Coffee and a Buzz-Bee cinnamon roll?”

  “Am I alive and breathing?”

  Bella smiled. All the Inseparables had a weakness for Buzz-Bee’s baked goods. Who in Nowhere didn’t? Plus, it’s where her cousin Chrissy worked and right now Bella was anxious to surround herself with friends. “See you in sixty,” she said, then slid her phone back into her messenger bag—also muddy. Her bag, not the phone. “Dang.”

  She could only imagine what she’d looked like climbing over that fence in her princess gown only to fumble and fall, smack dab in gooey mud. She would have been mortified if she hadn’t been so peeved. She’d been fired up good and plenty when she faced Savage. So fired up that she hadn’t been seeing straight. Otherwise she was certain she would have disintegrated into a blushing, babbling ninny.

  Dark, ripped, and broody had been half-naked.

  At first she’d been blinded with fury, but then the red haze had faded around the edges and…Hello, Grade A Prime!

  Holy smokes!

  Not that he’d been indecent, exactly. He’d been wearing pants. Jeans, to be precise. Faded jeans that rode dangerously low on his narrow hips. And boots. Biker boots. She’d always been a sucker for cowboy boots, but, cripes, yeah, those laced, leather bad boys were hot. The whole package was hot. Especially, the naked part.

  Her body revved just thinking about Savage’s shredded torso.

  Had the man ever eaten a cinnamon bun in his life? Did he pump iron twelve hours a day, seven days a week? How else did one develop that kind of intense chiseled physique? His shoulders, his chest, his arms… The man was cut. And his abdomen! Six pack? Pffft. How about twelve-pack? She was pretty sure his muscles had muscles, not that she was looking that closely. Seriously. You’d have to be blind not to notice the ridiculous, mouth-watering definition of Joe Savage’s body. How was it that Emma hadn’t been all over the guy all ready? Or for that matter, Georgie? He was definitely their type. Angel didn’t have a type and Chrissy would’ve nailed him for the heartbreaker he surely was—avoiding him like the plague.

  Bella gripped the steering wheel tightly with both hands, her innards performing gymnastics as she steered the mower back across the Cartwright’s lavender farm, careful to keep to the narrow trail so as not to crush their crop. She was pretty sure her spastic heartbeat and rolling stomach had little to do with the bumpy ride and everything to do with Savage.

  That man mangled her senses. And not in a good way. She’d been so rattled by conflicting emotions—anger and lust ranking highest—she’d forgotten to ask about his brief appearance at the library. The fly-by dis still rankled. His gaze had been concealed by sunglasses. Even so, she’d imagined him rolling his eyes. He’d definitely sneered. At Dr. Seuss! Or maybe he’d been sneering at her performance or the kids’ laughter. Whatever. She’d been so certain he was a too-cool-for-his-boots, misanthropic jerk! Then he’d claimed her dad’s truck in a card game and she’d added heartless monster to the mix.

  He’d looked pretty menacing today, too. What with his dark, wild hair, stubbled jaw, and shoulders worthy of a trained boxer. But today, aside from being shirtless, he’d also been sans sunglasses. Today, Bella had looked into his eyes—big dark-chocolate eyes that swirled with a myriad of emotions, however fleeting. Savage was cynical, all right. Aloof. Hard. But she’d also caught a glimpse of grief or regret or…something that suggested he was haunted or wounded. Crazy, but she’d swear he needed a hug. Not that he’d appreciate it.

  Don’t mess with me.

  Buzz off.

  No trespassing.

  “What’s your story, Savage?”

  She hadn’t expected him to hand over the keys to her dad’s truck so easily. She’d been so relieved she hadn’t blinked at his terms. She should have asked for more details or set some limitations. The further she drove away from Rootin’ Tootin’ Funland, the more she pondered their deal, the more she worried she’d been duped in some way.

  He’d asked her straight out if she was scared to be alone with him.

  Her answer had been a swift and sure “no.” For all of his tough aura, deep down, maybe deep, deep down and locked away behind iron, beat the heart of a decent man. Maybe not nice, but good. She had no proof, just a sense. Plus, he had a cat—a cat who seemed awfully fond of the man. Animals, for the most part, didn’t cuddle up to abusive owners. Plus, he was related to their previous neighbor Mike, and Mike had been sweetheart. A little off his rocker and a bit of a loser, but salt-of-the-earth decent. Which is why she’d felt it was safe to consent to a date with Savage. How far could the apple fall from a related tree?

  Although what if all of Savages dates ended in bed? What if he expected sex? And where was this “special event” anyway? In Nowhere? The next town over? The next state over? Across the flipping ocean? How long would the event last? An hour? A day? A week? Like a bikers convention or something?

  Cripes! Had she unwittingly pulled an Emma? Agreeing to fly off with a man for a casual fling?

  Bella’s
imagination soared, sending her zooming pulse into overdrive. She told herself she was being ridiculous, told herself to get a grip. She’d seen a lot of things in Savage’s eyes, but raging lust hadn’t been one of them. Not that she’d been at her most attractive. Nope. She’d been, and still was, a sweaty, muddy mess. Not to mention she was wearing a poofy, glittery princess gown.

  Unless the man had a costume fetish.

  Gah.

  * * *

  Bella could count on two things these days.

  Pure escapism via a good book and her best friends Georgina Poppins, Emma Sloan, Chrissy Mooney, and Angel Drake (Formerly Barnes. Formerly Kane).

  Known as the Inseparables, Bella and the gang had been as thick as mud since grade school. Now they were flirting with thirty, except for Georgie and Angel who’d already celebrated that milestone. Although they didn’t see one another every day, they were still in constant communication. They even had a standing date. Every week—although the exact night varied—they met for dinner at Café Caboose—a nineteenth-century rail car that had been augmented and converted into a popular eatery long before Bella had been born. Buzz-Bees was their next favorite hangout and—although this was an impromptu meeting—Bella reveled in the presence of her friends as she navigated her latest crisis.

  “You did what?” Chrissy, the youngest in age and yet the oldest soul among them, gawked at Bella as though she had two heads.

  Bella had already dished her tale to Angel and Georgie. The two women had touched base on the phone and were both dying to know what “situation” had caused Bella, who rarely missed work, especially on storytelling days, to call out. So Angel, who owned her own hair salon and therefore kept her own hours, had picked up Georgie before picking up Bella. Now they were sitting at a corner table of Buzz-Bee’s—away from the main bustle—along with Chrissy who’d taken a fifteen minute break from the counter.

  “She traded her body for her dad’s truck,” Georgie told Chrissy.

  Bella flushed. “That’s not what I said.”

  “To that badass biker dude on Funland,” Angel said.

  “You make it sound tawdry,” Bella said.

  “It is tawdry,” Chrissy said. “For you.”

  “What’s tawdry? What did I miss?” Emma, who did not run her own business and in fact juggled three jobs, blew in and finagled a chair between Angel and Georgie.

  “Aren’t you working at the museum today?” Bella asked.

  “I’m entitled to a lunch break,” Emma said.

  “It’s ten-thirty.”

  “I took it early. Angel texted there’s a situation.”

  “There is,” Angel said after Bella shot her a look.

  Georgie brought Emma up to speed while they all sipped coffee and savored the warm pastries Chrissy had served before sitting down.

  “I don’t know whether to be impressed or horrified,” Emma said. “You don’t know the guy, Bella. No one knows the guy. He could be a serial killer for frick’s sake and yet you drove over—”

  “On a lawn mower, no less,” Chrissy interrupted. “What if you needed to make a quick getaway?”

  “He’s not a serial killer,” Bella said. “He has a cat.”

  They all gawked.

  “A scroungy grey furball,” Bella continued after a jolt of java. “It was all over him and he didn’t seem to mind.”

  “Serial killers are psychotic,” Chrissy said. “Just because he’s kind to animals—”

  “He’s not evil,” Bella said. Otherwise he would have given her the willies instead of the thigh sweats. Not that she intended to share that racy tidbit. Her friends were worried enough.

  “Maybe not,” Georgie said while licking icing from her fingers. “But that doesn’t mean he isn’t dangerous.”

  “He moved onto Mike’s property over a month ago,” Angel said, “and no one knows anything about him. The only gossip I’ve heard at the salon is that Savage is private to the point of rude.”

  “Come on, Bella,” Emma said. “The man rejected your welcome basket then he took advantage of your dad’s compromised state. What kind of person does that?”

  “An asshole,” Chrissy said.

  “Exactly,” Emma said.

  “He gave back the truck,” Bella said, feeling the need to defend Savage. Those haunted eyes.

  “No, he didn’t,” Georgie said. “He made a trade. You for Big Red.”

  “And why did he need to bargain for a date?” Emma asked. “I’ve seen the dude up close at Desi’s. He’s not exactly hard on the eyes. And that body.” She whistled.

  “Jerk or not,” Angel said, “I can name at least two women who’d sleep with biker boy in an instant.”

  “He didn’t come on to me,” Bella said. “He asked for a date.”

  “He didn’t ask anything,” Georgie pointed out. “He blackmailed you into slave labor and accompanying him…Where? A class reunion? A Hell’s Angel retreat?”

  “I don’t know. He didn’t say and I didn’t ask. I know. I know,” Bella said, refusing to wither under her friends’ horrified expressions. “But we made a deal and I’m not welshing. It’ll be fine. I’ll be fine.” She crooked a hesitant smile. “Maybe it will be fun. An unexpected adventure.”

  Chrissy raised a brow. “You sound like Emma.”

  “That’s worrisome,” Emma said.

  Bella blinked. “Why?”

  They spoke as one. “Because you’re you!”

  Somehow, Bella thought, that sounds like an insult. But she knew what they meant. An adrenaline junkie and history buff, Emma split her time between the Nowhere Historical Museum, Eagle Butte’s Hiking Tours, and riding shotgun with Chrissy’s older brother, Zeke, as a photographer for the Z-Crew Stormchasers. The latter being more a hobby than a paying gig. A woman who got her kicks flirting with tornadoes, Emma was built for spontaneous thrills.

  Bella was into thrills but not when it involved real-life risk. When it came to exploring daring opportunities, she lived vicariously through the characters she read about and/or the one’s she dreamed up in her head. Unlike Emma, Bella wouldn’t fly off with a man she had absolutely no future with—no matter the destination—knowing the excursion—no matter how exciting—would involve casual sex. So, yeah, the deal she’d made with Savage fell outside of her norm.

  “Uncle Archie must feel like a total shit,” Chrissy said. “First he gambles away Big Red then his daughter barters herself… Ow!” The petite blond glared at Georgie. “Why did you kick me? I’m not judging. I’m empathizing. I feel for Uncle Archie. He’s a good man and—”

  “He doesn’t know about the deal,” Bella said, lowering her voice to a near whisper. Not that Buzz-Bee’s was crowded at the moment. Still, it only took one person with big ears and a bigger mouth to fire up the gossip train.

  “How does he think you got the truck back?” Chrissy asked.

  “I told him I gave Savage an earful regarding his un-neighborly behavior and—”

  Emma held up a palm. “Hold, please. Trying to get a visual.”

  “Right?” Georgie said with a smile. “Bella in her princess gown giving biker dude hell?”

  “You never give anyone hell,” Angel said.

  Bella blushed. “I was pretty miffed.”

  “Miffed.” Chrissy snorted. “Please tell me you let a proper curse word fly in the heat of your rant.”

  “I’m not proud, but I did stoop to name calling.”

  Impressed, Georgie leaned in. “Such as?”

  “Jerk. Monster.”

  Emma sighed. “Bella, honey, that’s sweet talk for a man like Savage.”

  “I’m pretty sure I hurt his feelings.”

  “I highly doubt it.”

  “Back to Uncle Archie,” Chrissy said. “He actually believed Savage returned Big Red out of the goodness of his heart? What about the debt owed? What about all the work you’ll be doing over at Funland? Surely, he’ll be suspicious.”

  “I don’t think so,” Bella
said. “I told Dad I offered to help Savage spruce up the grounds because that’s what neighbors do. Help each other out. I told him I took the high road, setting an example and that Savage accepted my gesture of good will. I think he believed me. He didn’t say much.” She frowned. “I thought he’d be relieved when I returned with his keys, but instead he gave me the cold shoulder.”

  “Put yourself in your dad’s shoes,” Georgie said. “You fought his battle for him, Bella. That’s gotta be hard on his ego.”

  “It’s a man thing,” Angel said, finishing off her bun.

  “Not wholly,” Emma said. “I, for one, prefer to fight my own battles.”

  Bella squirmed, her sweets and coffee forgotten. “Before I went over there, he did say he would get the truck back.”

  Their row had been brief, but packed with emotion. Just thinking about her dad’s defeated expression caused Bella’s stomach to cramp. Unfortunately, she’d been less than sympathetic in the heat of the moment. Learning his financial struggles were, in part, due to a new penchant for gambling had been a fierce blow.

  “I just… I was so furious that someone took advantage of him. And, okay, I was angry with Dad for being irresponsible in the first place. Maybe deep down I didn’t trust him to make things right. He hasn’t been himself since…Well, you know.” She thunked her palm to her forehead. “In trying to salvage his pride I only mangled it more.”

  “He’ll get over it, Bella.”

  “He absolutely cannot know about the deal,” she said, feeling panicked now. “Especially the date part. You’re right. It’s like I traded my body for the truck. Dad would be horrified.”

  “He wouldn’t be happy about it,” Angel said.

  “Although…” Emma said. “Maybe it would serve as a wakeup call. You wouldn’t be in this position if he hadn’t gone on another drinking binge.”

  “Emma has a point,” Chrissy said to Bella. “Uncle Archie needs to snap out of his funk before it snaps him, and you, in half.”

  “I’m surprised your dad hasn’t intervened,” Georgie said to Chrissy.