Textual Relations

by Jamie Lee Scott

  My thoughts turned from Nick to Lola, as she stopped at the reception desk. The hairs on her back stood on end, as if attracted to a magnet, and her growl was low and menacing.

  Charles snapped his fingers and Lola dropped to the ground, but still on high alert. When I caught up to him, I looked across the reception desk to see a vaguely familiar face. It was Cortnie Criss, my new employee.

  Cortnie had been an associate of Charles’ when they worked together at the Naval Postgraduate School, and he had recommended her when a position became available with our agency. She stood there, all five foot four of her, not the least bit intimidated by Lola. I guess with her black pumps, she actually stood about five seven, and she looked fit in her black pencil skirt, bare legs, and a fitted black T-shirt. She had classic good looks that required only a bit of blush and possibly some mascara to look beautiful.

  She’d been training for a few days, but this was the first time our agency mascot was being introduced.

  “Lola, meet Cortnie.” He gestured to Lola, who rose to a sitting position and lifted her paw as if to shake. “Cortnie, Lola. I’m sure you two will become fast friends, because Lola loves everyone I love, and darling, I just love you.”

  Cortnie wasn’t stupid enough to approach Lola and shake her paw. She looked down at the Doberman and smiled. “Pleased to meet you, Lola. I hope we will be friends.” She looked at Charles, “She’s not going to rip me to shreds, is she?”

  Charles handed Cortnie a liver treat. “Step out here.” Cortnie did as instructed. “Now put the treat in the palm of your hand and hold it there with your thumb.”

  Cortnie did as Charles said, and Lola’s growl turned to a whimper.

  “Okay, turn your hand palm down and raise it to shoulder level.”

  Cortnie complied, not at all hesitant.

  “Meet Lola, your new best friend. Just say, ‘Lola, touch.’”

  Cortnie said, “Lola, touch.”

  Lola leapt from her sitting position and snagged the treat from Cortnie’s palm. It was a swift, yet gentle movement, and I had to give her credit for not flinching. She obviously trusted Charles implicitly.

  Charles turned and looked at me. “See, I told you Cortnie was a gem.”

  The phone rang just then, and Cortnie answered it. Lola trotted over to her and rested her chin on Cortnie’s lap. All was good in the Gotcha Detective Agency world.

  “One moment, please.” Cortnie put the call on hold. “It’s Richard Clinton from HCM.”

  “I’ve got it.” I rushed to my office, grabbing Charles by the arm.

  “I don't need to be there. I've briefed Cortnie on everything she needs to know. She'll be fine.” He stood his ground.

  “Charles, you are sitting in on this call. It won’t last that long and you’re the expert with the technology we’ll be using.”

  Charles grabbed Cortnie’s hand. “You need to join us. This is the case you've been reading about. We'll probably be using your surveillance equipment.”

  Cortnie grabbed her iPad ® and joined us in my office.

  I pressed the speaker button on my phone. Mr. Clinton got right to the point.

  “I wanted to let you know that I’ve talked to our board, and we’ve decided to listen to your plan of attack.” He sounded much younger than his sixty-five years.

  Clinton was the president of Hewes Chemical Management, or HCM Incorporated, a national chemical company. He suspected that chemicals were missing from his local warehouses and was considering using our agency for surveillance.

  I looked at Charles, who knew the details of the equipment we planned to use, but he just looked back at me. He really wasn’t going to participate in this call.

  “Mr. Clinton, I have Charles Parks, and another detective, Cortnie Criss, in here with me.”

  “Hello, Mr. Clinton, I’m Cortnie Criss.” She sounded classy and sure of herself, and I liked that.

  Cortnie had been hired to replace Gemma, who was a junior detective with our agency. Gemma had found true love and moved across the country, all in a matter of days. Cortnie’s expertise was in video surveillance, so this case was right up her alley.

  I was pretty sure Charles hadn’t had time to get her up to speed on this account, as he hadn’t even remembered the call.

  “Charles updated me on the situation this morning. So you think your local vice-president is padding his yearly bonus with chemicals from your company?” she said.

  “That’s one way to put it,” Clinton said. “The inventory numbers seem to be fine, but the barrels in the warehouse don’t seem to match the numbers on the page. Then, when I mentioned it, the barrels were suddenly there again. So I dropped the inquiry, hoping that with enough time I’d see another discrepancy. Last week, something was off again.”

  “From what I have here,” Cortnie looked at her iPad®, tapped and slid her fingers across the screen, then looked up. “It’s been six months since the first inquiry.”

  “Yes, that’s correct.”

  “So, the chemical in question is methylamine chloride? Mr. Clinton, you know what this chemical is used for, right?”

  I sucked in my breath. Did she really just ask the president of an international chemical company if he knew what his product was used for?

  “Ms. Criss, I know exactly what it’s used for.” He didn’t sound miffed, or insulted. “I also know what it’s used for illegally.”

  “I just wanted to be sure we were on the same page. I understand that you know its use in pesticides, pharmaceuticals, and such. Now I know you know it’s used to make methamphetamine, too.”

  “I just don’t know who would be stealing it from my warehouses. My employees are very well compensated. I don’t see why any of them would have a need to supplement their income with illegal activities.”

  We all looked at each other and rolled our eyes. People in high places could be so naïve. It’s human nature to be greedy; enough is never enough. And the person the world sees may not be the real deal. I’m constantly amazed at what people do behind closed doors.

  “One can never be sure of another’s motives, sir.” Cortnie typed on her iPad ®.

  “We can’t let anyone in the facility know that we are investigating, correct?” I asked.

  “I’m just not sure who I can trust, so no.” Clinton sounded tense.

  “That's not a problem. We can go to the facility late at night and set up our equipment. No one needs to know we were there,” Cortnie offered.

  “And how do you expect to get in?” Clinton inquired.

  Cortnie was nonplussed. “We can break in, or you can provide us with entry. There is always a way to bypass the security system and not let anyone know the perimeter has been breached.”

  “You sound like someone I wouldn’t want to cross.” Mr. Clinton’s voice was a bit less strained.

  “Who, me?” Cortnie laughed. “All in a day’s work. I’d never use my skills for personal gain.”

  “When would you like us to start?” I asked.

  "The sooner, the better. I just have to figure a way to get you past our security. We have doormen, and video twenty-four seven." The edge in Mr. Clinton's voice bothered me.

  “No problem. I’ll go in late tonight or early in the morning. I just need a copy of the building’s floor plan. Can you email them to me in an attachment?” Cortnie knew her stuff.

  “I’ll have my assistant do that right away.”

  "Can your assistant be trusted?" I inquired.

  "Absolutely. I’m going to tell her it’s for a possible expansion. Do you have a personal email, not the agency one, that I can give her?"

  Cortnie gave him her personal email address, and said, “Perfect. I’ll look over the plans, and I’ll need the information about the security in the building, so I can figure out how to bypass it. The sooner you get this to me, the better prepared I’ll be.” Cortnie looked at me and smiled.

  “We’ll also need personnel files. We’ll need to look into the b
ackground of your employees at that location. Are the files digital?” I said.

  “I don’t know how I’ll get that to you. If I have my assistant do it, she’ll be suspicious. I trust her, but she doesn’t have access to the human resources files.”

  Cortnie said, “Human resources can be told that we are doing a labor audit. I can send a formal letter, but usually, there is a long period of time between the notification and the audit.”

  “We can call HR and tell them we are inquiring as to why we haven’t received the files yet, claiming we sent the request more than a month ago.” I was thinking aloud.

  “No, I’ll do it,” Clinton said. “If you can dummy up some paperwork, I’ll run it to HR and tell them my assistant brought it to my attention. I’ll ask that the files be sent to me, and I’ll forward them.”

  “It’s not normal protocol, but we can try to make it work,” Cortnie said. “Of course, all of this will take some time.”

  “Mr. Clinton, this is Charles Parks. Cortnie is one of the developers of the equipment we’ll be using to investigate, which is state of the art. Most P.I. agencies couldn’t afford this quality, but we are lucky to have the equipment and the developer. You’re in good hands.”

  "Thank you so much, Mr. Parks."

  "Mr. Clinton, may I ask, what made you decide to choose Gotcha Detective Agency? There are plenty of agencies closer to San Francisco." Something about this case bothered me.

  "Oh, believe me, Ms. Capurro, I've spent the last six months doing my homework, and you come very highly recommended."

  Charles glared at me as if to say, “Are you trying to ruin this?”

  Cortnie saved the moment. “Mr. Clinton, I’m going to put you on hold for just a moment while I go back to my desk. I want to get a little more information from you. Is that okay?”

  He agreed, and Cortnie stood to leave.

  “Great job, Cortnie. I hope we can pull it off as well as you described it.”

  Cortnie smiled. She had a genuine smile with beautiful, not quite perfect teeth, and I saw warmth in it. “We’ll do better than just pull it off. This is my forte. I couldn’t have started working for you at a better time.”

  “I have to agree. So glad to have you.”

  As we were saying our goodbyes, my breath caught, because Nick was standing in the doorway. Charles looked to see what I was gawking at, grinned, and left the room.

  I pulled myself together and went to greet him. Not much I could do about how I looked, though I did want to do a butt check as I walked around the desk. Did I look too fat in these pants? No, I’d be okay; it’s why I wear black.

  How many weeks had it been? Nick looked as good as the last time I saw him: his black hair, just a bit long with unruly waves, the twinkle in his gray eyes when he smiled, and the way he wore khakis and a polo shirt made me want to jump him. But I was going to be cool, way too cool, and never let him know just how good he looked.

  “Damn, my man, don’t you look hot in Thursday casual?” Charles nearly drooled.

  I guess I didn't have to tell him just how good he looked after all. Charles did it for me.

  Nick looked at me and smiled. From his face, you’d think we’d just spoken yesterday. It was familiar and friendly. Mine, on the other hand, was not. He’d let one day at a time turn into one week at a time, and I was still waiting to see where we were headed after a few weeks.

  I had to be realistic where Nick was concerned. We’d never been very good in the relationship department, at least not with each other. In college, we hooked up for a good time, or to lick our wounds from other relationships that had gone bad. My core heated just at the thought of having sex with Nick. We’d been good in bed. Not that we ever used a bed. Oh, wait, did I say that? We may have used a bed once or twice. I’m not promiscuous, but I am weak where that man is concerned. He could probably talk me into cheating on my spouse, if I had one.

  “You look good as always,” Nick said, looking at me.

  Charles answered, “Thanks.”

  Nick rolled his eyes.

  “Yes, Charles does look good, doesn’t he? And thank you.” I laughed. It was going to be a long day, so I’d better make the best of it.

  “I’m ready when you are.” Nick was definitely addressing Charles this time.

  “Sweet. I have my bags packed and in my car.” Charles then snapped at me, “Ready?”

  “You’re sure this won't interfere with our surveillance tonight?” With Charles, everything was on his agenda, not mine.

  “Positive. You're just helping set up and if there's time, we can go to the hospitality party.”

  I walked out to the reception desk. “Cortnie, is there anything I can do for you before we leave?”

  “No, I think I have everything I need. If I have any questions, I'll give you a call.”

  “You have a bag packed?” Nick asked me.

  “I always have a bag packed.” I looked pointedly at Charles. “Will you excuse me?”

  I went to the kitchen to rinse out my coffee cup and put it in the sink. Just then, Lola appeared in the room. I opened the pantry and grabbed the bag of dog food. Lola liked the small kibbles, not the big dog chunks. I poured a heaping cup into her dish next to the refrigerator, patted her on the head and said, “Don’t be too much of a pain for Jackie.” She grabbed a mouthful and trotted off to leave little piles of dog food around the house.

  Jackie hadn’t arrived for work yet, but she was used to taking Lola for a couple of days at a time. This was perfect, because Jackie’s twins loved Lola, and she loved them. They’d watch Lola even if Jackie had a stakeout.

  I heard Nick yelling from the front of the house. “Hey, Mimi, let’s go.”

  “Ugh,” I said, quietly. Thank goodness I’d have an hour and a half during the drive to chastise Charles for inviting Nick. He’d be sorry by the time we reached the convention center.

  Once there, we’d help Anthony set up and evaluate his booth. Then he wanted to do a run through and take some mock orders to be sure he was getting all the right information. When we had dinner last week, I'd never seen Anthony so nervous. He was really worried about running his own booth for the first time.

  I grabbed my car keys from the kitchen table, where I’d dropped them when I arrived. I yelled back, “I’ll meet you in the parking lot.”

  As I headed to my Land Rover and checked the contents of my overnight bag, Nick’s Porsche Boxster turned into the lot.

  Charles grabbed my bag. “Oh, by the way, you’ll be riding with Nick. Leave the keys in your car so Cortnie can use it.” He turned away from me quickly, so he didn’t see the look on my face. He tossed my bag into the back of Nick’s Boxster, and said, “Come on. Let’s get a move on.”

  My heart thudded in my chest as I opened the door and got in the car with Nick.

  TEXTUAL RELATIONS

  Copyright © 2012 by Jamie Lee Scott

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  Scott, Jamie Lee, 5-10-12. Textual Relations. LBB Company.

 

 

 
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