Shoot Him If He Runs

by Stuart Woods

  “What else have you got in that handbag?” Stone asked.

  “Huh?”

  “You keep pulling things out-a satphone, binoculars. What else is in there?”

  “Oh, a couple of changes of clothing, a disguise or two, a bowling ball, a light machine gun-you know, the usual spy stuff.”

  “I don’t think I want to walk through customs with you on the return trip.”

  “Don’t worry; the duty is paid on everything.”

  “Why are we sitting here? Why don’t we just go knock on both doors and see who opens them?”

  “I want to see if any lights come on first,” she said. “That way, we’ll know if anybody’s home. I don’t want to approach the houses if anybody’s home.”

  “Wait a minute; are you thinking of breaking and entering?”

  “Why not?”

  “I don’t know, maybe alarm systems, attack dogs, security cameras. All we need is to give duBois an excuse to rearrest us.”

  Suddenly, lights came on in the Pemberton house.

  “There you are,” Stone said. “Somebody’s home.”

  Then lights came on in the Weatherby house.

  “Did you notice,” she said, “that, in each house, three or four lights came on at once?”

  “You’re thinking they’re on a timer?”

  “That’s what I’m thinking. Isn’t it odd that both houses came on almost simultaneously?”

  “Not very odd,” Stone said, “if they’re both set to come on as it gets dark. Maybe, instead of timers, they work on light sensors. You want to hang around and see if they go off when the sun comes up? I’d rather go get some dinner and, eventually, some sleep.”

  “You’d never make a CIA agent,” she said.

  “What, doesn’t it say anything about dinner and sleep in the official spy handbook?”

  “Come on,” Holly said, opening the car door.

  “Where are you going?”

  “I want to peek through some windows.”

  “Do you have any memory at all of what I just said a minute ago about alarm systems and security cameras?”

  “Oh, come on, Stone; don’t be such a wuss.”

  “Tell you what, you do the spy thing, and I’ll play the part of the getaway driver. If any alarms go off, you run like hell for the car, and you might catch up with me.” Stone started the car, put it in gear, made a U-turn and stopped, keeping his lights off. “Don’t delay, or you might have to hoof it down this mountain.”

  “You move from this spot and I’ll kill you.”

  “Don’t give me that; you’re unarmed.”

  “I’m a trained killer; I don’t need guns.”

  “Hurry up!” Stone left the engine running.

  Holly took a small flashlight from her handbag, got out of the car and trotted up the drive toward the Pemberton house.

  Stone waited and watched; he could see her silhouetted against the lights of the house. She looked in a couple of windows, then he was astonished to see the front door open and Holly go inside. He could see her moving about from room to room. Stone waited for the alarm to go off, but nothing happened.

  Holly left the house, came down the driveway, then trotted up the road to the Weatherby driveway and disappeared. Stone took deep breaths and tried to remain calm. He glanced at his watch; she had been gone for nearly fifteen minutes.

  Suddenly the car door opened, startling him, and Holly got in.

  “Okay, we can go now,” she said.

  “You scared the shit out of me,” he said, putting the car in gear and starting down the mountain. “What the hell were you doing inside that house?”

  “Well, somebody got here ahead of us and forced the front door-both front doors, in fact.”

  “Yeah, I think duBois got here first.”

  “I’m glad he didn’t get here simultaneously.”

  “Me too.”

  “What did you find inside?”

  “Two unoccupied houses,” she said. “Three, with Robertson’s. The Pemberton place had men’s and women’s clothes and some canned food, but the Weatherby house, though it’s furnished, seems never to have been occupied at all.”

  “Maybe they’re not in the country.”

  “Maybe,” she said doubtfully.

  “Well, if they were in the country, there’d be signs that they’re living there.”

  “Maybe,” she said again.

  “What are you thinking?”

  “I’m thinking that I don’t know what to think.”

  “Go for the simple explanation: neither Pemberton nor Weatherby is on the island.”

  “Nor Robertson.”

  “Can we go back to the inn and have dinner now?”

  “I guess.”

  At the bottom of Black Mountain Road, Stone turned toward the inn. “Holly,” he said, “if you say Robertson is not Teddy, and neither Pemberton nor Weatherby is on the island, and if Teddy killed Croft, then neither Pemberton nor Weatherby could be Teddy. Or more likely, Teddy didn’t kill Croft, somebody else did.”

  “Depressing, isn’t it?” she asked.

  “Not really. If you think about it, the best possible outcome of this little jaunt would be that Teddy isn’t on St. Marks, that he has never been on St. Marks.”

  “That’s what depresses me,” she said.

  “It shouldn’t. Lance is just dying to be told that Teddy isn’t here. That would get him off the hook with the director, wouldn’t it?”

  “I guess.”

  “Oh, I get it: you were hoping to cuff Teddy and deliver him to Lance with a big red bow on him.”

  “Something like that.”

  “Well, at least if Teddy isn’t here, you won’t have to kill him.”

  “What makes you think I would kill him, if he were here? I don’t even have a gun.”

  “You’re a trained killer; you don’t need a gun.”

  “Well, what makes you think I would slip a stiletto into him, or garrote him? I’m not an assassin.”

  “If we find Teddy, that’s what Lance is going to ask you to do-or, more likely, order you to do.”

  “I won’t.”

  “So you’ll just tell Lance to stick Teddy up his ass?”

  “I don’t know.”

  “Or resign from the Agency?”

  “I don’t know; I’ll think about that when I have to.”

  “You’d better think about it now. My advice is, tell Lance that Pemberton and Weatherby are not here, and you think somebody besides Teddy killed Croft.”

  “But what if I don’t think that?”

  “You’d better start reflecting on the consequences of not thinking that,” Stone said.

  Holly didn’t speak for the rest of the way back to the inn.

  50

  Captain duBois sat at his desk the following morning and disconsolately went through a large stack of files containing all the information the police had on visitors to the island. The primary objects of his investigation had simply melted away as suspects: the Pepper couple were in custody at the time of the shooting; Pemberton and Weatherby appeared to be off the island, though he could find no record of their departure; Irene Foster’s friend’s alibi had been confirmed by Thomas Hardy; he was at the marina every day; plus Barrington’s and Heller’s backgrounds checked out in every detail, and they had been dismissed as suspects by no less an authority than the prime minister. He wished there were an underground political opposition, so he could arrest and torture them. He began casting around for some plausible theory of the assassination, and gradually an idea began to grow.

  He picked up the phone, rang the prime minister’s office and requested an immediate appointment, in connection with Croft’s assassination. After a brief wait, he was told to come immediately. He put on a freshly pressed uniform and walked out of the building to his waiting, hated Land Rover, still formulating the presentation of his idea.

  The prime minister sat, silent, behind his large mahogany desk and seemed
to be reading and signing papers, while duBois stood at attention, his hat tucked under his arm, and waited.

  Finally, the PM spoke. “Tell me who murdered Colonel Croft,” he said.

  “Prime Minister, after a thorough review of all the existing evidence, and after investigating and/or interrogating all the foreign visitors, I believe I can say that Colonel Croft’s assassin arrived on the island surreptitiously by boat, probably from St. Martin, did his work and left immediately by the same means. And, by this time, he is back whence he came, beyond our reach.”

  “And how did you come to that conclusion?” Sutherland asked.

  “First, by a process of elimination of suspects and by deduction; second, by my knowledge of certain elements remaining in Haiti.”

  “Tell me about your deductive process.”

  “First, there is no political opposition of a violent nature on the island, and if there were, they would have no way of obtaining the weapon used-namely, a high-powered sniper’s rifle of great accuracy, fitted with a silencer; second, there is no foreign visitor on the island who possesses the motive, means and opportunity of accomplishing such a deed, and who has any background consistent with the shooting skills required to make that kill with a single bullet.”

  “Now, tell me who in Haiti would go to the trouble of eliminating Croft.”

  “Numerous people, Prime Minister. When Colonel Croft and I made our escape from Haiti, we only narrowly avoided assassination squads, and for more than a year afterward we had to exercise the greatest caution in our movements, because they were known to still be hunting us. It was only when we arrived at St. Marks, and after Colonel Croft made your acquaintance, that we began to feel safe.”

  “Captain,” the prime minister said, “I am impressed with your deduction and your theory of the assassination, and I am pleased to see that you have the mental acuity to come to the same conclusions that I, myself, have.”

  “Thank you, sir,” duBois said. “That being the case, I believe we can now reopen the country to free travel, and I think we should do so as a matter of urgency; the police have had many complaints from tourists and those in the hospitality industry.”

  “You may give the order immediately, Captain, and you may also prepare a public announcement for my review explaining the circumstances of the death of Colonel Croft.”

  “Of course, Prime Minister. Is there anything else I can do?”

  “Yes, Marcel, you may reinstate yourself to the rank of colonel and resume the rank, duties and perquisites of Colonel Croft. Good day, Colonel duBois.”

  “Thank you for your confidence, Prime Minister.” DuBois saluted smartly, executed an about-face and marched out of the office. When he departed through the front entrance of Government House, he found the white Mercedes sedan waiting for him, his driver at the wheel. It was remarkable, he reflected, how much could be accomplished, and how quickly, by telling those in power what they wished to hear.

  “Where to, Colonel?” the driver asked.

  “Back to my office,” duBois said. On the return trip he busied himself with replacing his captain’s bars with colonel’s eagles.

  Lance Cabot sat in his office, working on a Saturday morning, and watched Hugh English’s secretary supervising the removal of her boss’s personal effects from his office. When she seemed to be done he got up and walked down the corridor to the room, carrying a legal pad and a tape measure. Quickly, he made a sketch of the bookcases and computer station he would order to be constructed. He would not have a desk, he thought; instead, he would have a large, low table with comfortable chairs arrayed about it, a less formal arrangement than his predecessor had employed. He made a note of the chairs to be ordered.

  Hugh English’s secretary came back into the room and cleared her throat.

  Lance turned and gave her a little smile. “Yes, Carolyn?”

  The woman looked stonily at him. “Have you seen the Drudge Report this morning?” she asked, referring to an Internet website that many thought scurrilous, but that had a record of picking up good gossip, especially from right-wing sources.

  “I’m afraid the Drudge Report is not part of my regular reading.”

  “Well, it says that Mr. English is leaving the agency because he has Alzheimer’s disease.”

  Lance was surprised. “That’s an outrageous assertion,” he said. “I have never noted the slightest indication of that in any of my dealings with Hugh.”

  “I rather thought that the assertion might have come from you,” she said. The woman was retiring, along with her boss, so she had nothing to lose by annoying him.

  “Carolyn, I assure you that it did not come from me, nor do I have any knowledge of whom it might have come from. I have the greatest respect for Hugh. Though we were never close, any dealings I ever had with him were always conducted with the highest degree of professionalism and mutual respect, and if you wish to quote me to the Drudge Report or anyone else, you may do so freely.”

  She looked a bit mollified. “Thank you, Mr. Cabot; I know Mr. English would appreciate that. By the way, a cable has come in from James Tiptree in St. Marks, saying that the island is once again open to air travel.”

  “Thank you, Carolyn, I’m glad to hear that. I want to extract the Peppers and some other people from St. Marks as soon as possible.”

  “Would you like me to arrange air travel for them?” she asked.

  “Thank you, yes. If you could get them a mid-sized jet, perhaps a Hawker, I’d appreciate it. There’ll be six passengers and their luggage.”

  “I’ll do it right away and e-mail you the details,” she said. “And thank you again for what you said about Mr. English.”

  “I’ll drop him a note and tell him myself,” Lance said.

  The woman left the office, and Lance continued to make notes about fixtures and furnishings. He also made a note to himself to add the Drudge Report to his office’s morning reading.

  51

  Stone woke late in the morning to find the bedsheet no longer covering him. He delayed pulling it up again to enjoy the sight of Holly lying naked on her back, her legs slightly parted, her hair awry.

  She opened an eye. “You’re awake?”

  “I seem to be.” He slid toward her on the bed, and she turned on her side to greet him.

  “Something I can do for you, mister?”

  Stone kissed her lightly on the lips, then he rolled her on her back again and kissed her on the nipples. They stood at attention. “Just lie there, and let me enjoy myself,” he said.

  “Don’t I get to help?”

  “Not just yet.” He worked his way down her body, kissing her navel and her belly. He admired her Brazilian wax job for a moment, then parted her vulva with his tongue.

  Holly made a noise of pleasure.

  Stone continued playfully with his work, then more seriously, until she heaved and thrashed, while running her fingers through his hair, until she climaxed with a long, loud sigh.

  They lay there for a moment, both panting, Stone’s head resting on her belly.

  “That’s a very nice way to wake up,” she said, then she rolled him on his back and sat astride him, stroking his penis until it was explosively hard. She slipped him inside her and began moving.

  To his surprise, Stone came almost immediately. “Wow,” he said softly.

  Holly leaned over and kissed him. “That was quick.”

  “I had a head start,” he said, “so to speak. I nearly came when I was doing you.”

  “How long do I have to wait for a rematch?” she asked.

  “Until after breakfast,” he replied, reaching for the phone. “I’m hungry for more than you. What will you have?”

  “It’s nearly lunchtime; Eggs Benedict, orange juice and coffee.”

  Stone ordered the same for both of them.

  Shortly before noon, Lance was sitting in his temporary office having a sandwich sent up from the cafeteria, when he looked up to see Mona Barry standing in the d
oorway, holding a laptop. “Good morning, Mona,” he said. “Nice to see you in on a Saturday.”

  “I wish I could say it was nice to be here, but I’ve been putting in a lot of time on the photos you gave me, and I have some results, though perhaps not the results you hoped for.”

  “Come in and take a seat,” he said, dragging a chair next to him behind his desk, so they could both look at the laptop. “What have you got?”

  Mona opened the laptop and pressed a button. “Here are the three photographs you gave me; I’ve run multiple tests on them. I have eliminated Robertson from consideration as Teddy.”

  “Why?”

  “First, because the Agency people I showed the photographs to unanimously agreed that he is not; too young, wrong facial features. Also, I have been able to confirm that he is, in fact, one Barney Cox, one of four British subjects sought for questioning in a robbery of cash from a company at Heathrow Airport, in London, some months ago. Confidence is extremely high, to the point of certainty.”

  “Thank you for confirming that,” Lance said. “I’ll see that the information is passed along to the appropriate authority.”

  “Now,” Mona said, “about the other two. At first, the photos seemed to be ordinary British passport shots, the kind you’d get at a dozen photographers’ in the West End of London. I analyzed them right down to the dot level, or rather, the pixel level on the computer, and there were a number of similarities, so much so that I began to think that they might have been taken by the same photographer. What kept throwing me off was that the light was different in the two shots-a slightly different color temperature and with the light coming from a different direction.”

  “Is there some way to identify at which studio they were taken?”

  “I’m sorry, I’m not there, yet; I’m just walking you through what I found.”

  “Of course, go ahead.”

  “It turns out that where they were taken isn’t really relevant, though I suspect London. They were taken with a Polaroid camera, the kind that takes four shots at once; very common in photo shops.”