by Webb, Peggy
Cat, I want to see you perform with the elephants! Now that I’m back from the MOST WONDERFUL HONEYMOON IN THE WORLD, and married to the SEXIEST, SWEETEST, YUMMIEST, SMARTEST, MOST DELICIOUS, MOST AMAZING IN THE UNIVERSE, I just know I can talk Kirk into coming to see the circus!
Janet, you and Dan can have our boat, the Joanna, any weekend you want, and I won’t take no for an answer! It’s docked up at Pickwick, and you can just go up there and veg out in the great outdoors, or you can take it anywhere you want. As much as I ADORED sailing for three months, I’ll have to admit that I’m glad to finally be on terra firma.
Molly, use lots of balloons and plenty of champagne and maybe even a carousel, but no live animals. Remember my fifth birthday party where Grandfather Deerfield had live ponies that pooped everywhere!
Belinda, I want to see your big baby belly!!! I can’t wait to have one of my own! Kirk wants to wait, but it’s only because he thinks I need time to enjoy my freedom from the school and the nuns. He’s still lovably stubborn, but so am I. I may just have to poke a hole in his condom!
Big Hugs!!!
Joanna
From: Bea ([email protected])
To: Catherine, Molly, Joanna, Janet, Belinda, Clemmie
Re: Hole in the condom
Joanna, if you poke a hole in the condom, don’t tell another soul except the Dixie Virgins! Your secret is safe with us!
Cat, you don’t have to perform unless you want to! I know the costume is cute, but for God’s sake, what were all those years of school in veterinary medicine for? You’re so smart in so many ways, I’ve always pictured you having your own clinic. Janet did it with pediatrics, and I know you can, too!
Still, listen to me, dishing out advice when I’m the one who needs it! Russ is ready to have a baby, and though I want kids and told him so, I still can’t get past my own daddy leaving Glory Ethel to raise Sam and me all by herself. Oh, I know I’ve made up with Taylor Adams, but that doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten.
So help! What am I going to do?
Hugs,
Bea
From: Janet
To: Bea, Molly, Joanna, Clemmie, Belinda, Joanna
Re: Pregnant
Bea, do not get pregnant just because Russ wants you to. That’s the worst reason in the world to have a baby! Start another ad campaign, tell him you’re too busy to think about anything else till that’s over.
Janet
From: Belinda
To: Bea, Janet, Joanna, Molly, Clemmie, Catherine
Re: Baby
Bea, I don’t agree with Janet. Once the baby is growing inside you, you’ll simply fall in love, and nothing else will matter!
Belinda
From: Catherine
To: Bea, Janet, Joanna, Molly, Clemmie, Belinda
Re: Ditto
Ditto what Janet said. Sorry, Belinda! We’re independent women, remember! You don’t even have to make up an excuse. Just tell him no.
Cat
From: Molly
To: Bea, Janet, Joanna, Clemmie, Belinda, Catherine
Re: Fun
Bea, tell him you’re having waaay too much fun to get pregnant yet. Make sure you’re in the bedroom when you tell him, and be sure to have on your sexiest outfit. Then show him how much fun he’ll be missing if you get pregnant right now!
Molly
From: Clemmie
To: Bea, Janet, Joanna, Molly, Belinda, Catherine
Re: baby
I’m the worst one to advise, Bea. My temperature is up, it’s the middle of my cycle, I’ve put silk sheets on the bed and doused myself with Michael’s favorite perfume and he’s racing home from the studio! Later!
Clemmie
From: Joanna
To: Bea, Molly, Clemmie, Belinda, Janet, Catherine
Re: Virginia
Bea, LOVE Molly’s advice. Turn Virginia loose on Russ and he won’t know whether he’s coming or going!
Cat, have you found a Mr. Perfect yet? Oh, I DO HOPE you find him soon. Your Virginia will thank you!
Joanna
Cat was smiling when she shut off her email. As much as she wanted to find Mr. Right, she had to take care of a four ton elephant with a tummy ache.
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About Peggy Webb
Peggy Webb is a USA Today best-selling author from Mississippi with 70 books to her credit. She writes romance and the hilarious Southern Cousins cozy mystery series starring Elvis, the basset hound who thinks he’s the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll reincarnated. Her peers call her a “comic genius.” She also writes literary fiction under the pen names Anna Michaels (for Simon & Schuster) and Elaine Hussey (The Sweetest Hallelujah, MIRA, July 30, 2013). Pat Conroy calls her literary work “astonishing.” This critically acclaimed author has won many awards, including a Romantic Times Pioneer Award for creating the sub-genre of romantic comedy. Several of her romances have been optioned for film.
Peggy is a member of Novelists, Inc., Authors Guild, International Thriller Writers, and Romance Writers of America. She is excited about bringing her romance classics back to readers as E-books. The award-winning Touched by Angels and A Prince for Jenny, as well as the Donovans of the Delta series, have all been Kindle Top 100 bestsellers.
Follow the author on her websites: www.peggywebb.com, and www.elainehussey.com, and on Facebook and Twitter
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Other E-Books from Peggy Webb
Classic Romance
Dark Fire
Touched by Angels (RT Reviewer’s Choice)
A Prince for Jenny, sequel to Touched by Angels
The Edge of Paradise
Duplicity (Rave review, RT Reviewer’s Choice)
Where Dolphins Go (RT Reviewer’s Choice, women’s fiction, optioned for film)
Night of the Dragon (time travel romance)
Christmas in Time (time travel, prequel to Only Yesterday)
Only Yesterday, (time travel, sequel to Christmas in Time)
Summer Jazz
Taming Maggie (#1 on romance bestseller list)
That Jones Girl (sequel to the Mississippi McGills series)
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles (7 book series)
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles: Belinda, Book 1
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles: Janet, Book 2
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles: Molly, Book 3
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles: Bea, Book 4
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles: Clementine, Book 5
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles: Joanna, Book 6
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles: Catherine, Book 7
The Donovans of the Delta Series:
Donovan’s Angel (Paul Donovan’s story)
Sleepless Nights (Tanner Donovan’s story)
Hallie’s Destiny (award winning book, Hallie Donovan’s story)
Any Thursday (Hannah Donovan’s story)
Higher Than Eagles (Jacob Donovan’s story)
The Mississippi McGills Series (spin-off from Donovans of the Delta)
Valley of Fire (Rick McGill’s story)
Until Morning Comes (Jo Beth McGill and Colter Gray Wolf’s story)
Saturday Mornings (Andrew McGill’s story)
Forever Friends series
Can’t Stop Loving You (Book 1, Helen’s story)
Only His Touch (Kat’s story, Book 2)
Bringing Up Baxter (B. J.’s story, Book 3)
Angels on Zebras (Maxie’s story, Book 4)
Romantic Suspense, originally published as Bantam Fanfare
Witch Dance
From A Distance
E-books Coming Soon
The Secret Life of Elizabeth McCade
Southern Cousins Mysteries, Peggy Webb (available in print and e-books)
Published by Kensington
Elvis and the Dearly Departed, 2008
Elvis and the Grateful Dead, 2009
Elvis and the Memphis Mambo Murders, 2010
Elvis and the Tropical Double Trouble, 2011
Elvis and the Blue Chri
stmas Corpse, 2012
Coming SOON
Jack Loves Callie Tender (prequel to the series, digital only)
Elvis and the Bridegroom Stiffs, Book Six of the Southern Cousins Mysteries
Novels written as Anna Michaels (available in hardcover and e-book)
The Tender Mercy of Roses (Gallery, Simon & Schuster)
The Language of Silence (Gallery, Simon & Schuster, coming December of 2013)
Novels written as Elaine Hussey (available in trade paperback, e-book, and audio)
The Sweetest Hallelujah (MIRA, July 30, 2013)
