The Black Lizard Big Book of Black Mask Stories (Vintage Crime/Black Lizard Original)

by Unknown

  As Spade talked anxiety came into Cairo’s reddened face. His eyes moved jerkily up and down, shifting their focus uneasily between the floor and Spade’s bland face.

  Dundy confronted Cairo and demanded brusquely:

  “Well, what’ve you got to say to that?”

  Cairo had nothing to say for nearly a minute while he stared at the lieutenant’s chest. When he lifted his eyes they were shy and wary.

  “I do not know what I should say,” he murmured. His embarrassment seemed genuine.

  “Try telling the facts,” Dundy suggested.

  “The facts?” Cairo’s eyes fidgeted, though their gaze did not actually evade the lieutenant’s. “What assurance have I that the facts will be believed?”

  “Quit stalling. All you’ve got to do is swear to a complaint that they took a poke at you and the warrant clerk will believe you enough to issue a warrant that’ll let us throw them in the can.”

  Spade spoke in an amused tone:

  “Go ahead, Cairo. Make him happy. Tell him you’ll do it, and then we’ll swear to one against you, and he’ll have the lot of us.”

  Cairo cleared his throat and looked nervously around the room, not into the eyes of anyone there.

  Dundy blew breath through his nose in a puff that was not quite a snort and said:

  “Get your hats.”

  Cairo’s eyes, holding worry and a question, met Spade’s mocking gaze. Spade winked at him and sat on the arm of the padded rocker.

  “Well, boys and girls,” he said, grinning at the Levantine and at the girl with nothing but delight in his voice and in his grin, “we put it over nicely.”

  Dundy’s hard square face darkened the least of shades. He repeated, peremptorily: “Get your hats.”

  Spade turned his grin on the lieutenant, squirmed into a more comfortable position on the chair arm, and asked lazily:

  “Don’t you know when you’re being kidded?”

  Tom Polhaus’s face grew red and shiny. Dundy’s face, still darkening, was immobile, except for his lips moving stiffly to say:

  “No, but we’ll let that wait till we get down to the Hall.”

  Spade rose and put his hands in his pockets. He stood erect so that he might look that much farther down at the lieutenant. His grin was a taunt, and self-certainty spoke in every line of his carriage.

  “I dare you to take us in, Dundy,” he said. “We’ll laugh at you in every newspaper in San Francisco. You don’t think any of us is going to swear to any complaints against the others, do you? Wake up. You’ve been kidded. When the bell rang I said to Miss O’Shaughnessy and Cairo, ‘It’s those damned bulls again. They’re getting to be nuisances. Let’s play a joke on them. When you hear them going, one of you scream, and then we’ll see how far we can string them along before they tumble.’ And—”

  Brigid O’Shaughnessy bent forward in her chair and began to laugh hysterically.

  Cairo started and smiled. There was no vitality in his smile, but he held it fixed on his face.

  Tom, glowering, grumbled: “Cut it out, Sam.”

  Spade chuckled and said: “But that’s the way it was. We—”

  “And the cut on his head and mouth?” Dundy asked imperturbably. “Where’d they come from?”

  “Ask him,” Spade suggested. “Maybe he cut himself shaving.”

  Cairo spoke quickly, before he could be questioned, and the muscles of his face quivered under the strain of holding his smile in place while he spoke:

  “I fell. We intended to be struggling for the pistol when you came in, but I fell. I tripped on the end of the rug, and fell while we were pretending to struggle.”

  Dundy said: “Horse feathers.”

  Spade said: “That’s all right, Dundy, believe it or not. The point is that that’s our story and we’ll stick to it. The newspapers will print it whether they believe it or not, and it’ll be just as funny one way as the other. What are you going to do about it? It’s no crime to kid a copper, is it? You haven’t got anything on anybody here. Everything we’ve told you was part of the joke. What are you going to do about it?”

  Dundy put his back to Spade and gripped Cairo by the shoulders.

  “You can’t get away with that,” he snarled, shaking the Levantine. “You squawked for help, and you’ve got to take it.”

  “No, sir,” Cairo spluttered. “It was a joke. He said you were friends of his and would understand.”

  Spade laughed.

  Dundy pulled Cairo roughly to him, holding him now by the nape of the neck and one wrist.

  “I’ll take you along for packing the gun, anyway,” he said. “And I’ll take the rest of you along to see who laughs at the joke.”

  Cairo’s alarmed eyes jerked sidewise to focus on Spade’s face.

  Spade said: “Don’t be a damned fool, Dundy. The gun was part of the plant. It’s one of mine. I’ve got all the licenses you want.”

  Dundy released Cairo, spun on his heel, and his right fist clicked on Spade’s chin.

  Brigid O’Shaughnessy uttered a short cry.

  Spade’s smile flickered out at the instant of the impact, but returned immediately, with a dreamy quality added. He steadied himself with a short backward step, and his thick sloping shoulders writhed under his coat. Before his fist could come up, Tom Polhaus had pushed himself in between the two men, facing Spade, encumbering Spade’s arms with the closeness of his barrel-bellied body and his own arms.

  “No, no, for —— sake!” Tom begged.

  After a long moment of motionlessness, Spade’s muscles relaxed.

  “Then get him out of here quick,” he said. His smile had gone away, leaving his face sullen and somewhat pale.

  Tom, remaining close to Spade, keeping his arms on Spade’s arms, turned his head to look over his shoulder at Lieutenant Dundy. Tom’s small eyes were reproachful.

  Dundy’s fist was still clenched in front of his body, and his feet were planted firm and a little apart on the floor, but the truculence in his face was modified by the thin rims of white showing between green irises and upper eyelids.

  “Get their names and addresses,” he ordered, “so we can get hold of them when we want them.”

  Tom looked at Cairo, who said quickly: “Joel Cairo, Hotel Belvedere.”

  Spade spoke before Tom could question the girl: “You can always get in touch with Miss O’Shaughnessy through me.”

  Tom looked at Dundy, who growled: “Get her address.”

  Spade said: “Her address is in care of my office.”

  Dundy moved forward, halting in front of the girl.

  “Where do you live?” he asked.

  Spade addressed Tom:

  “Get him out of here. I’ve had enough of this.”

  Tom looked at Spade’s eyes that were hard and glittering and mumbled:

  “Take it easy, Sam.” He buttoned up his coat and turned to Dundy, asking, in a voice that aped casualness, “Well, is that all?” and taking a step toward the door.

  Dundy’s scowl failed to conceal indecision.

  Cairo suddenly moved toward the door, saying: “I’m going too, if Mr. Spade will give me my coat and hat.”

  Spade asked: “What’s the hurry?”

  Dundy said angrily:

  “It was all in fun, but just the same you’re afraid to be left here with them.”

  “Not at all,” the Levantine replied, fidgeting, looking at neither of them, “but it’s quite late and—and I’m going. I’ll go out with you if you don’t mind.”

  Dundy put his lips together firmly, but said nothing, though a light was glinting in his green eyes.

  Spade went to the closet in the passageway and fetched Cairo’s coat and hat. Spade’s face was blank. His voice held the same blankness when he stepped back from helping the Levantine into his coat and said to Tom:

  “Tell him to leave that gun of mine that he took from Cairo.”

  Dundy took Cairo’s pistol from his pocket and put it on the tabl
e. He went out first, with Cairo at his heels.

  Tom halted in front of Spade, muttered, “I hope to God you know what you’re doing,” got no response, sighed, and followed the others out.

  Spade went after them as far as the bend in the passageway, where he stood until Tom had closed the corridor door.

  CHAPTER IX

  THE LIAR

  pade returned to the living room and sat on an end of the sofa, elbows on knees, cheeks in hands, looking at the floor and not at Brigid O’Shaughnessy smiling weakly at him from the armchair. His eyes were sultry. The creases between brows above his nose were deep. His nostrils moved in and out with his breathing.

  Brigid O’Shaughnessy, when it became apparent that he was not going to look up at her, stopped smiling and regarded him with some uneasiness.

  Red rage came suddenly into his face, and he began to talk in a harsh, guttural voice. Holding his maddened face in his hands, glaring at the floor, he cursed Dundy for five minutes without break, cursed him obscenely, blasphemously, repetitiously, in a harsh, guttural voice.

  Then he took his face out of his hands, looked at the girl, grinned sheepishly, and said: “Childish, huh? I know, but, by God, I do hate being hit without hitting back.” He touched his chin with careful fingers. “Not that it was so much of a sock at that.” He laughed and lounged back on the sofa, crossing his legs. “A cheap enough price to pay for winning.” His brows drew together in a fleeting frown. “Though I won’t forget it.”

  The girl, smiling again, left her chair and sat on the sofa beside him.

  “You’re absolutely the wildest person I’ve ever known,” she said. “Do you always carry on so high-handed?”

  “I let him hit me, didn’t I?”

  “Oh, yes, but a police official.”

  “It wasn’t that,” Spade explained. “It was that in losing his head and slugging me he overplayed his hand. If I’d mixed it with him he couldn’t’ve backed down. He’d’ve had to go through with it, and we’d’ve had to tell that goofy story at headquarters.” He stared thoughtfully at the girl, and then asked: “What did you do to Cairo?”

  “Nothing.” Her face flushed. “I tried to frighten him into keeping quiet until they had gone, and he either got too frightened or stubborn and yelled.”

  “And then you beaned him with the gun?”

  “I had to. He attacked me.”

  “You don’t know what you’re doing.” Spade’s smile did not quite succeed in concealing annoyance. “It’s just what I told you: you’re fumbling along by guess and by God.”

  “I’m sorry,” she said, face and voice soft with contrition, “Sam.”

  “Sure you are,” he said, no longer showing annoyance. He took tobacco and papers from his pocket and began to make a cigarette. “Now you’ve had your talk with Cairo. Now you can talk to me.”

  She put a finger-tip to her mouth, staring across the room at nothing with widened eyes, and then, with narrower eyes, glanced quickly at Spade. He was engrossed in the making of his cigarette.

  “Oh, yes,” she began, “of course—” She took the finger away from her mouth and smoothed her blue dress over her knees. She frowned at her knees.

  Spade licked his cigarette, sealed it, and asked, “Well?” while he felt for his lighter.

  “But I didn’t,” she said, with short pauses between words as if she were selecting them with great care, “have time to finish talking to him.” She stopped frowning at her knees and looked at Spade with clear candid eyes. “We were interrupted almost before we had begun.”

  Spade lighted his cigarette and laughed his mouth empty of smoke.

  “Want me to call him up and ask him to come back?”

  She shook her head without smiling. Her eyes moved back and forth between her lids as she shook her head, maintaining their focus on Spade’s face. Her eyes were inquisitive.

  Spade put an arm across her back, cupping his hand over the smooth bare white shoulder farthest from him. She leaned back a little into the bend of his arm.

  He said: “Well, I’m listening.”

  She twisted her face around to smile up at him with friendly insolence, asking:

  “Do you need your arm there for that?”

  “No.” He removed his hand from her shoulder, dropping it to the sofa behind her.

  “You’re altogether unpredictable,” she murmured.

  He nodded and said amiably: “I’m still listening.”

  “Look at the time,” she exclaimed, wriggling a finger at the alarm clock perched atop Celebrated Criminal Cases of America, saying with its clumsily shaped hands, two-fifty a.m.

  “Uh-huh. It’s been a busy evening.”

  “I must go.” She jumped up from the sofa. “This is terrible.”

  Spade did not get up. He shook his head and said: “Not until you’ve told me about it.”

  “But look at the time,” she protested, “and it would take me hours to tell you.”

  “It’ll have to take them then.”

  “Am I a prisoner?” she asked gaily.

  “Besides, there’s the kid outside. Maybe he hasn’t gone home to sleep yet.”

  Her gaiety vanished.

  “Do you think he’s still there?”

  “It’s likely.”

  She shivered. “Could you find out?”

  “I could go down and see.”

  “Oh, that’s—will you?”

  Spade studied her anxious face for a moment and then rose from the sofa saying: “Sure.” He got a hat and overcoat from the passageway closet. “I’ll be gone about ten minutes.”

  “Do be careful,” she begged as she followed him to the corridor door.

  He said, “I will,” and went out.

  Post Street was empty when Spade issued into it. He walked east a block, crossed the street, walked west two blocks on the other side, recrossed it, and returned to his building without having seen anyone except two mechanics working on a car in a garage.

  When he opened his apartment door Brigid O’Shaughnessy was standing at the bend in the passageway, holding Cairo’s pistol straight down at her side.

  “He’s still there,” Spade replied to the question her face asked.

  She bit the inside of her lip slowly, going back into the living-room. Spade followed her in, put his hat and overcoat on a chair, said, “So, we’ll have time to talk,” and went into the kitchen.

  He had put the coffee pot on the stove when she came to the door, and was slicing a slender loaf of French bread. She stood in the doorway and watched him with preoccupied eyes. The fingers of her left hand idly caressed the body and barrel of the pistol her right hand still held.

  “The table cloth’s in there,” he said, pointing the bread knife at a cupboard that was one breakfast nook partition.

  She set up the table while he spread liverwurst on, or put cold corned beef between, the small ovals of bread he had sliced. Then he poured the coffee, added to it Bacardi from a tall bottle, and they sat at the table. They sat side by side on one of the benches. She put the pistol on the end of the bench nearer her.

  “You can start now, between bites,” he said.

  She made a face at him, complained, “You’re the most insistent person,” and bit a sandwich.

  “Yes, and wild and unpredictable. What’s this bird, this falcon, that everybody’s steamed up about?”

  She chewed the beef and bread in her mouth, swallowed it, looked attentively at the small crescent its removal had made in the sandwich’s rim, and asked:

  “Suppose I would not tell you. Suppose I wouldn’t tell you anything at all about it. What would you do?”

  “You mean about the bird?”

  “I mean about the whole thing.”

  “I wouldn’t be too surprised,” he told her, grinning so that the edges of his jaw teeth were visible, “to know what to do next.”

  “And what would that be?” She transferred her attention from the sandwich to his face. “That’s what I
wanted to know: what would you do next?”

  He shook his head.

  Mockery rippled in a smile on her face. “Something wild and unpredictable?”

  “Maybe, but I don’t see what you’ve got to gain by covering up now. It’s coming out bit by bit anyhow. There’s a lot of it that I don’t know, but there’s some that I do, and some more that I can guess at, and give me another day like this and I’ll be knowing things about it that you don’t know.”

  “I suppose you do now,” she said, looking at her sandwich again, her face serious. “But—oh, I’m so tired of it, and I do so hate having to talk about it. Wouldn’t it—wouldn’t it be just as well to wait and let you learn about it as you say you will?”

  Spade laughed. “I don’t know. You’ll have to figure that out for yourself. My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery. It’s all right with me, if you’re sure none of the flying pieces will hurt you.”

  She moved her bare shoulders uneasily, but said nothing. For several minutes they ate in silence, he phlegmatically, she thoughtfully. Then she said in a barely audible voice:

  “I’m afraid of you, and that’s the truth.”

  He said: “That’s not the truth.”

  “It is,” she insisted in the same low voice. “I know two men I’m afraid of, and I’ve seen them both tonight.”

  “I can understand your being afraid of Cairo,” Spade said. “He’s out of your reach.”

  “And you aren’t?”

  “Not that way,” he said and grinned.

  She blushed. She picked up a slice of bread thickly encrusted with gray liverwurst. She put it down on her plate. She wrinkled her white forehead, and she said:

  “It’s a black figure, as you know, smooth and shiny, of a bird, a hawk or falcon, about that high.” She held her hands a foot apart.

  “What makes it important?”

  She sipped coffee and rum before she shook her head.

  “I don’t know,” she said. “They’d never tell me. They promised me five hundred pounds if I helped them get it. Then Floyd said afterward, after we’d left Joe, that he’d give me seven hundred and fifty.”

  “So it must be worth more than seventy-five hundred dollars, anyway?”