The Rebel Angels tct-1

by Robertson Davies

  “But I like explaining,” said Penny. “People have such nutty ideas about universities and the people who work in them. Did you see the obituary that appeared of poor Ellerman? You wouldn’t have known it was the same man we knew. The facts were more or less right, but they gave no sense of what he had been, and he was damned good. If they’d wanted to crucify him, of course, it would have been easy. That crack-brained continuous romance he wrote, which was supposed to be such a secret and which he kept confiding in everybody about; a sort of Dream-Woman he invented for his private delectation, and made love to in quasi-Elizabethan prose. If anybody got hold of that—”

  “They won’t,” said Professor Stromwell, from across the table; “it’s gone forever.”

  “Really?” said Penny. “What happened?”

  “I burned it myself,” said Stromwell. “Ellerman wanted it out of the way.”

  “But oughtn’t it to have gone to Archives?”

  “In my opinion, too much goes to Archives, and anything that is in Archives gains a wholly ridiculous importance because of it. Judge a man by what he publishes, not by what he hides in a bottom drawer.”

  “Was it as raunchy as he hinted?”

  “I don’t know. He asked me not to read it, and I didn’t.”

  “And thus another great romance is lost,” said Penny. “He may have been a considerable artist in pornography.”

  “No, not a man who was so devoted to the university ideal as Ellerman,” said Professor Hitzig. “If he had been an artist primarily he would not have been so happy here. The characteristic of the artist is discontent. Universities may produce fine critics, but not artists. We are wonderful people, we university people, but we are apt to forget the limitations of learning, which cannot create or beget.”

  “Oh, come on!” said Penny; “That’s going too far. I could name you lots of artists who have lived in universities.”

  “For every one you name, I’ll name you a score who didn’t,” said Hitzig. “Scientists are what universities produce best and oftenest. Science is discovery and revelation, and that is not art.”

  “Aha! “The reverent inquiry into nature,” said Penny.

  “Finding a gaping hole in exact knowledge and plugging it, to the world’s great benefit,” said Gyllenborg.

  “Then what do you call the Humanities?” said Penny. “Civilization, I suppose.”

  “Civilization rests on two things,” said Hitzig; “the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put it to you, where would this splendidly civilized occasion be without both?”

  “Fermentation is undoubtedly science,” said Gyllenborg; “but voluntary inhibition must be psychology, and if anybody suggests that psychology is a science I shall scream.”

  “No, no; you are on my ground now,” said Stromwell; “inhibition of defecation is in essence a theological matter, and unquestionably one of the effects of the Fall of Man. And that, as everybody now recognizes, means the dawn of personal consciousness, the separation of the individual from the tribe, or mass. Animals have no such power of inhibition, as every stage-manager who has to get a horse on and offstage without a mishap will assure you. Animals know themselves but dimly—even more dimly than we, the masters of the world. When Man ate the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge he became aware of himself as something other than a portion of his surroundings, and he dropped his last, carefree turd, as he, with wandering steps and slow, from Eden took his solitary way. After that he had, literally, to mind his step, not to speak of his Ps and Qs.”

  “ ‘His solitary way’,” said Penny Raven. “Just like Milton, the old sour-belly! What about Eve?”

  “Every child repeats the experience of recognizing himself as unique,” said Hitzig, ignoring the feminist outburst.

  “Every child repeats the whole history of life, beginning as a fish, before he begins to experience inhibition,” said Gyllenborg.

  “Every child repeats the Fall of Man, quits the Paradise of the womb, and is launched into the painful world,” said Stromwell. “Sub-Warden, have those people up the way completely forgotten that decanters are supposed to be passed?”

  I tore myself away from a disquisition by Arthur Cornish on loan-sharking—of which of course he disapproved, although it fascinated him—and made another tour of the table to see that everyone was all right, and speed the decanters on their way. They had come to rest in front of Professor Mukadassi, who did not drink wine, and seemed absorbed in the talk of Hollier. I was glad Clem was enjoying himself, because he is not really a clubbable man.

  “What I call cultural fossils,” he was saying, “are parts of human belief or behaviour that have become so imbedded in the surrounding life that nobody questions them. I remember going to church with some English relatives when I was a boy, and noticing that a lot of the country women, as they came in, made a tiny curtsy to a blank wall. When I asked why, nobody knew, but my cousin inquired of the vicar, and he said that before the Reformation a statue of the Virgin had stood there, and although Cromwell’s men had destroyed it, they could not destroy the local habit, as evinced in the women’s behaviour. Years ago I paid a brief call at Pitcairn Island, and it was like stepping back into the earliest days of the nineteenth century; the last immigrants to that island were soldiers from Wellington’s troops, and their descendants still spoke the authentic speech of Sam Weller, and said “Veil, sir”, and “Werry good”. When my Father was a boy every well-brought-up Canadian child learned that “herb” was pronounced without the “h”; you still hear it now and again, and modern Englishmen think it’s ignorance, though it’s really cultural history. These things are trifles, but among races that keep much to themselves, like some of the nomads of the East, or our surviving real Gypsies, all kinds of ideas persist, that are worth investigating. We tend to think of human knowledge as progressive; because we know more and more, our parents and grandparents are back numbers. But a contrary theory is possible—that we simply recognize different things at different times and in different ways. Which throws a new light on the whole business of mythology; the myths are not dead, just different in understanding and application. Perhaps superstition is just myth, dimly perceived and unthinkingly revered. If you think superstition is dead, visit one of our examination halls, and count the fetishes and ju-jus that the students bring in with them.”

  “You don’t take that seriously?” said Boys.

  “Quite seriously,” said Hollier.

  “You speak of one of the great gaps in understanding between East and West,” said Mukadassi. “In India we know that men every bit as good as we believed things that the advanced members of society look on as absurdities. But I agree with you, Professor; our task is not to scorn them but to try to discover what they meant and where they thought they were going. The pride of Science encourages us to this terrible folly and darkness of scorning the past. But we in the East take much more account of Nature in our daily life than you do. Perhaps it is because we are able to be out-of-doors more than you. But if I may say it—and you must not think I would wound your susceptibilities, Professor—no, no, not for the world—but your Christianity is not helpful about Nature. None the less, Nature will have her say, and even that Human Nature that Christianity so often deplores. I hope I do not give offence?”

  Hollier was not offended; Mukadassi exaggerated the hold Christianity had on him. “One of my favourite cultural fossils,” said he, “is the garden gnome. You have observed them? Very cute objects; very cute indeed. But do people want them simply for cuteness? I don’t believe it. The gnomes provide some of that sugar in the drink of belief that Western religion no longer offers, and which the watered-down humanitarianism that passes with so many people for religion offers even less. The gnomes speak of a longing, unrecognized but all the stronger for its invisibility, for the garden-god, the image of the earth-spirit, the kobold, the kabir, the guardian of the household. Dreadful as they are, they have a trut
h you won’t find in the bird-bath and the sundial.”

  Professor Durdle was airing a grievance to Elsa Czermak, who had been complaining about an economic weekend of seminars she had been attending at a sister university. “But at least you talk about your subject,” said he; “you don’t have to listen to atmospheric burble.”

  “Don’t we?” said Elsa; “that shows how much you know about it.”

  “Can one burble about economics? I wouldn’t have thought it possible. But surely you don’t have to put up with the kind of thing I was listening to this afternoon. A Big Bloomsbury Man is visiting us, you know? And his message to the world about the mighty past of which he was a tiny part was chiefly this sort of thing: ‘Of course in Bloomsbury in the great days we were all absolutely mad. The servants were mad. You might go to sit down and find a plate of food on youah chah. Because the maids were simply mad. . . We had a red doah. There were lots of green doahs and blue doahs and brown doahs, but ours was a red doah. Completely MAD!’ It is quite extraordinary what charity universities extend towards people who have known the great. It’s a form of romanticism, I suppose. Any wandering Englishman who remembers Virginia Woolf, or Wyndham Lewis, or E. M. Forster can pick up a fee and eat and drink himself paralytic in any university on this continent. Medieval, really; taking in jugglers and sword-swallowers who are on the tramp. And the American cadgers are just as bad though they are usually poets and minnesingers who want to show that they are very close to the young. It’s this constant arse-creeping to youth that kills me, because it isn’t the youth who pay them. God, you should have heard that fatuous jackass this afternoon! ‘I shall nevah forget the night Virginia stripped absolutely naked and wrapped herself in a bath-towel and did Arnold Bennett dictating in the Turkish bath. We simply screamed! Mad! MAD!’ “

  “We have our own lunatic raconteurs,” said Elsa. “Haven’t you ever heard Deloney telling about the Principal at St. Brendan’s who had the mynah bird that could talk Latin? It could say Liber librum aperit and a few classical nifties of that sort, but it had had a rough background, and was likely to shout ‘Gimme a drink, you old bugger’ when the Principal was ticking off a naughty student. I must say Deloney does it very well, but if he ever goes out as a touring lecturer I can see it developing into a star turn. Economists are just the same; long tales about Keynes not being able to make change for taxis, and that sort of thing. Universities are great repositories of trivia. You need a sabbatical, Jim, you’re getting sour.”

  “Perhaps so,” said Durdle. “As a matter of fact, I’m working up a turn of my own about the last Canada Council ‘site visit’ I was mixed up in. You know how they work? It’s really like an episcopal visitation in the Middle Ages. You spend months preparing all the material for an application for money to carry on some special piece of work, and then when everything’s in order they send a committee of six or seven to meet your committee of six or seven, and you wine them and dine them and laugh at their jokes, and tell them everything you’ve already told them all over again, and treat them as friends—even equals. Then they go back to Ottawa and write to you that they really don’t think your plan is quite strong enough to merit their assistance. Overpaid, over-pensioned running dogs of bourgeois philistinism!”

  “Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens,” said Erzenberger.

  “Translation, please,” said Elsa.

  “The gods themselves struggle vainly with stupidity,” said Erzenberger and could not keep a note of pity out of his voice as he added,”Schiller.”

  Elsa ignored the pity and turned again to Durdle. “Well, when you go begging you must sometimes expect to have the door slammed, or the dogs loosed on you. Scholars are mendicants. Always have been, and always will be—or so I hope. God help us all if they ever got control of any real money.”

  “Oh Christ, Elsa, don’t be so po-faced! It’s those damned cigars you smoke; they breed resignation. Every academic worth his salt wants to be a Philosopher King, but that takes a lot of money. I wish I had a small independent income; I’d get away from everything and write.”

  “No you wouldn’t, Jim. The University has you in its grip forever. Academicism runs in the blood like syphilis.”

  Nobody gets drunk at a Guest Night. The wine performs its ancient magic of making the drinkers more themselves, and what is in the fabric of their natures appears more clearly. Ludlow, the law don, was being legalistic and Mrs. Skeldergate, whose preoccupation was with society, was trying to arouse his indignation, or his pity, or something other than his cool judgematical observation of the degradation she knew about in our city.

  “It’s the children, of course, that we must think of, because so many of the older people are beyond reclaim. The children, and the young. One of the hardest things I had to learn when I began the sort of work I am doing now is that many women have no concern for their children whatever. And the children are in a world of which they have no comprehension. A little girl told me last week that an old man came to their house and he and her mother fought on the bed. Of course she did not recognize sexual intercourse. What will she be when she does—which must be soon? A child prostitute, one of the saddest things in the world, surely. I have been trying to do something about another child, who cannot speak. Nothing wrong with her speech organs, but neglect has made her dumb. She doesn’t know the commonest words. Her buttocks are covered with triangular burns; her mother’s lover touches the child up with the iron, to cure her stupidity. Another child dares not speak; he lives in mute terror and his tortured, placatory grimace makes his mother hit him.”

  “You describe a dreadful, Dostoevskian world,” said Ludlow, “and it is grim to know that it exists not more than two miles from where we sit, in circumstances of comfort—indeed, of luxury. But what do you propose to do?”

  “I don’t know, but something must be done. We can’t shut our eyes to it. Have you people no suggestions? It used to be thought that education was the answer.”

  “University life makes it amply clear that education is not an answer to anything, unless it is united to some basic endowment of common sense, goodness of heart, and recognition of the brotherhood of mankind,” said Ludlow.

  “And the Fatherhood of God,” said the Warden.

  “You must allow me to withhold my opinion about that, Warden,” said Ludlow. “Wrangling about God is not for lawyers, like me, but for philosophers like you, and priests like Darcourt. Mrs. Skeldergate and I have to come to grips with the actualities of society, she in her social work and I in the courts; we have to deal with what society gives us. And although I do not in the least underestimate the problems you attribute to poverty and ignorance, Mrs. Skeldergate, some rough-and-tumble court work has convinced me that much the same sort of thing comes under the consideration of the law from parts of society that are not poor and not, in the ordinary sense, ignorant. Inhumanity, cruelty, and criminal self-seeking are not the exclusive property of the poor. You can find lots of that sort of thing right here in the University.”

  “Oh, come, Ludlow, you are simply talking for effect,” said the Warden.

  “Not at all, Warden. Every senior person in the University world knows how much thieving, for instance, goes on in that world, and everybody conspires to keep quiet about it. Probably the conspiracy is a wise one, because there would be a row if it ever became a matter of public knowledge. But what are you to expect? A university like this is a community of fifty thousand people; if you lived in a town of fifty thousand, wouldn’t you expect some of them to be thieves? What is stolen? Everything from trifles to costly equipment, from knives and forks to whole sets of Communion vessels from the chapels, which are whisked off to South America, I happen to know. It is stupid to pretend that students have no part in it, and probably members of faculty, if we knew. There are explanations: all institutions arouse the larceny in the human heart, and pinching something from the Alma Mater is a revenge taken on behalf of some unacknowledged part of the human spirit,
for the Bounteous Mother’s superiority of pretension. Not for nothing were students known to our ancestors as St. Nicholas’s clerks—learned and thievish alike. Good God, Warden, have you forgotten that only three years ago a visiting professor who stayed in this College tried to get away with the curtains off his windows? He was a learned man, but he was also in the grip of the universal desire to steal.”

  “Come now, Ludlow, you don’t expect me to admit any such universal desire.”

  “Warden, I put it to you: have you never stolen anything in your life? No, I’ll retract that; your position is such that you are, by definition, honest; the Warden of a college does not steal, though the man under the Warden’s gown might do so. I won’t ask the man. But you, Mrs. Skeldergate—have you never stolen?”

  “I wish I could say I haven’t,” said Mrs. Skeldergate with a smile, “but I have. Not very seriously, but a book from a college library. I’ve tried to make restitution—quite a bit more than restitution. But I can’t deny it.”

  “The soul of mankind is incurably larcenous,” said Ludlow, “in the olive-groves of Academe as well as anywhere else; and thefts of books and property by students, servants, and faculty, and betrayal of trust by trusted persons must be expected to continue. A world without corruption would be a strange world indeed—and a damned bad world for lawyers, let me say.”

  “You talk as if you believed in the Devil,” said the Warden.

  “The Devil, like God, lies outside the legal sphere, Warden. But I’ll tell you this: I’ve never seen God, but twice I’ve caught a glimpse of the Devil in court, once in the dock, and once on the Bench.”