Collected Stories 1 - The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford and Other Classic Stories

by Philip K. Dick

  "Who is 'me'?"

  "Conger is my name. I'm staying at the Appleton's place. Who are you?"

  The man came slowly up to him. He was wearing a leather jacket. There was a gun at his waist.

  "I'm Sheriff Duff. I think you're the person I want to talk to. You were in Bloom's today, about three o'clock?"

  "Bloom's?"

  "The fountain. Where the kids hang out." Duff came up beside him, shining his light into Conger's face. Conger blinked.

  "Turn that thing away," he said.

  A pause. "All right." The light flickered to the ground. "You were there. Some trouble broke out between you and the Willet boy. Is that right? You had a beef over his girl--"

  "We had a discussion," Conger said carefully.

  "Then what happened?"

  "Why?"

  "I'm just curious. They say you did something."

  "Did something? Did what?"

  "I don't know. That's what I'm wondering. They saw a flash, and something seemed to happen. They all blacked out. Couldn't move."

  "How are they now?"

  "All right."

  There was silence.

  "Well?" Duff said. "What was it? A bomb?"

  "A bomb?" Conger laughed. "No. My cigarette lighter caught fire. There was a leak, and the fluid ignited."

  "Why did they all pass out?"

  "Fumes."

  Silence. Conger shifted, waiting. His fingers moved slowly toward his belt. The Sheriff glanced down. He grunted.

  "If you say so," he said. "Anyhow, there wasn't any real harm done." He stepped back from Conger. "And that Willet is a trouble-maker."

  "Good night, then," Conger said. He started past the Sheriff.

  "One more thing, Mr. Conger. Before you go. You don't mind if I look at your identification, do you?"

  "No. Not at all." Conger reached into his pocket. He held his wallet out.

  The Sheriff took it and shined his flashlight on it. Conger watched, breathing shallowly. They had worked hard on the wallet, studying historic documents, relics of the times, all the papers they felt would be relevant.

  Duff handed it back. "Okay. Sorry to bother you." The light winked off.

  When Conger reached the house he found the Appletons sitting around the television set. They did not look up as he came in. He lingered at the door.

  "Can I ask you something?" he said. Mrs. Appleton turned slowly. "Can I ask you--what's the date?"

  "The date?" She studied him. "The first of December."

  "December first! Why, it was just November!"

  They were all looking at him. Suddenly he remembered. In the twentieth century they still used the old twelve month system. November fed directly into December; there was no Quartember between them.

  He gasped. Then it was tomorrow! The second of December! Tomorrow!

  "Thanks," he said. "Thanks."

  He went up the stairs. What a fool he was, forgetting. The Founder had been taken into captivity on the second of December, according to the newspaper records. Tomorrow, only twelve hours hence, the Founder would appear to speak to the people and then be dragged away.

  The day was warm and bright. Conger's shoes crunched the melting crust of snow. On he went, through the trees heavy with white. He climbed a hill and strode down the other side, sliding as he went.

  He stopped to look around. Everything was silent. There was no one in sight. He brought out a thin rod from his waist and turned the handle of it. For a moment nothing happened. Then there was a shimmering in the air.

  The crystal cage appeared and settled slowly down. Conger sighed. It was good to see it again. After all, it was his only way back.

  He walked up on the ridge. He looked around with some satisfaction, his hands on his hips. Hudson's field was spread out, all the way to the beginning of town. It was bare and flat, covered with a thin layer of snow.

  Here, the Founder would come. Here, he would speak to them. And here the authorities would take him.

  Only he would be dead before they came. He would be dead before he even spoke.

  Conger returned to the crystal globe. He pushed through the door and stepped inside. He took the Slem-gun from the shelf and screwed the bolt into place. It was ready to go, ready to fire. For a moment he considered. Should he have it with him?

  No. It might be hours before the Founder came, and suppose someone approached him in the meantime? When he saw the Founder coming toward the field, then he could go and get the gun.

  Conger looked toward the shelf. There was the neat package. He took it down and unwrapped it.

  He held the skull in his hands, turning it over. In spite of himself, a cold feeling rushed through him. This was the man's skull, the skull of the Founder, who was still alive, who would come here, this day, who would stand on the field not fifty yards away.

  What if he could see this, his own skull, yellow and corroded? Two centuries old. Would he still speak? Would he speak, if he could see it, the grinning, aged skull? What would there be for him to say, to tell the people? What message could he bring?

  What action would not be futile, when a man could look upon his own aged, yellowed skull? Better they should enjoy their temporary lives, while they still had them to enjoy.

  A man who could hold his own skull in his hands would believe in few causes, few movements. Rather, he would preach the opposite--

  A sound. Conger dropped the skull back on the shelf and took up the gun. Outside something was moving. He went quickly to the door, his heart beating. Was it he? Was it the Founder, wandering by himself in the cold, looking for a place to speak? Was he meditating over his words, choosing his sentences?

  What if he could see what Conger had held!

  He pushed the door open, the gun raised. Lora!

  He stared at her. She was dressed in a wool jacket and boots, her hands in her pockets. A cloud of steam came from her mouth and nostrils. Her breast was rising and falling.

  Silently, they looked at each other. At last Conger lowered the gun. "What is it?" he said. "What are you doing here?" She pointed. She did not seem able to speak. He frowned; what was wrong with her?

  "What is it?" he said. "What do you want?" He looked in the direction she had pointed. "I don't see anything."

  "They're coming."

  "They? Who? Who are coming?"

  "They are. The police. During the night the Sheriff had the state police send cars. All around, everywhere. Blocking the roads. There's about sixty of them coming. Some from town, some around behind." She stopped, gasping. "They said--they said--"

  "What?"

  "They said you were some kind of Communist. They said--"

  Conger went into the cage. He put the gun down on the shelf and came back out. He leaped down and went to the girl.

  "Thanks. You came here to tell me? You don't believe it?"

  "I don't know."

  "Did you come alone?"

  "No. Joe brought me in his truck. From town."

  "Joe? Who's he?"

  "Joe French. The plumber. He's a friend of Dad's."

  "Let's go." They crossed the snow, up the ridge and onto the field. The little panel truck was parked halfway across the field. A heavy short man was sitting behind the wheel, smoking his pipe. He sat up as he saw the two of them coming toward him.

  "Are you the one?" he said to Conger.

  "Yes. Thanks for warning me."

  The plumber shrugged. "I don't know anything about this. Lora says you're all right." He turned around. "It might interest you to know some more of them are coming. Not to warn you--Just curious."

  "More of them?" Conger looked toward the town. Black shapes were picking their way across the snow.

  "People from the town. You can't keep this sort of thing quiet, not in a small town. We all listen to the police radio; they heard the same way Lora did. Someone tuned in, spread it around--"

  The shapes were getting closer. Conger could make out a couple of them. Bill Willet was there, w
ith some boys from the high school. The Appletons were along, hanging back in the rear.

  "Even Ed Davies," Conger murmured.

  The storekeeper was toiling onto the field, with three or four other men from the town.

  "All curious as hell," French said. "Well, I guess I'm going back to town. I don't want my truck shot full of holes. Come on, Lora."

  She was looking up at Conger, wide-eyed.

  "Come on," French said again. "Let's go. You sure as hell can't stay here, you know."

  "Why?"

  "There may be shooting. That's what they all came to see. You know that don't you, Conger?"

  "Yes."

  "You have a gun? Or don't you care?" French smiled a little. "They've picked up a lot of people in their time, you know. You won't be lonely."

  He cared, all right! He had to stay here, on the field. He couldn't afford to let them take him away. Any minute the Founder would appear, would step onto the field. Would he be one of the townsmen, standing silently at the foot of the field, waiting, watching?

  Or maybe he was Joe French. Or maybe one of the cops. Anyone of them might find himself moved to speak. And the few words spoken this day were going to be important for a long time.

  And Conger had to be there, ready when the first word was uttered!

  "I care," he said. "You go on back to town. Take the girl with you."

  Lora got stiffly in beside Joe French. The plumber started up the motor. "Look at them, standing there," he said. "Like vultures. Waiting to see someone get killed."

  The truck drove away, Lora sitting stiff and silent, frightened now. Conger watched for a moment. Then he dashed back into the woods, between the trees, toward the ridge.

  He could get away, of course. Anytime he wanted to he could get away. All he had to do was to leap into the crystal cage and turn the handles. But he had a job, an important job. He had to be here, here at this place, at this time.

  He reached the cage and opened the door. He went inside and picked up the gun from the shelf. The Slem-gun would take care of them. He notched it up to full count. The chain reaction from it would flatten them all, the police, the curious, sadistic people--

  They wouldn't take him! Before they got him, all of them would be dead. He would get away. He would escape. By the end of the day they would all be dead, if that was what they wanted, and he--

  He saw the skull.

  Suddenly he put the gun down. He picked up the skull. He turned the skull over. He looked at the teeth. Then he went to the mirror.

  He held the skull up, looking in the mirror. He pressed the skull against his cheek. Beside his own face the grinning skull leered back at him, beside his skull, against his living flesh.

  He bared his teeth. And he knew.

  It was his own skull that he held. He was the one who would die. He was the Founder.

  After a time he put the skull down. For a few minutes he stood at the controls, playing with them idly. He could hear the sound of motors outside, the muffled noise of men. Should he go back to the present, where the Speaker waited? He could escape, of course--

  Escape?

  He turned toward the skull. There it was, his skull, yellow with age. Escape? Escape, when he had held it in his own hands?

  What did it matter if he put it off a month, a year, ten years, even fifty? Time was nothing. He had sipped chocolate with a girl born a hundred and fifty years before his time. Escape? For a little while, perhaps.

  But he could not really escape, no more so than anyone else had ever escaped, or ever would.

  Only, he had held it in his hands, his own bones, his own death's-head.

  They had not.

  He went out the door and across the field, empty handed. There were a lot of them standing around, gathered together, waiting. They expected a good fight; they knew he had something. They had heard about the incident at the fountain.

  And there were plenty of police--police with guns and tear gas, creeping across the hills and ridges, between the trees, closer and closer. It was an oldstory, in this century.

  One of the men tossed something at him. It fell in the snow by his feet, and he looked down. It was a rock. He smiled.

  "Come on!" one of them called. "Don't you have any bombs?"

  "Throw a bomb! You with the beard! Throw a bomb!"

  "Let 'em have it!"

  "Toss a few A Bombs!"

  They began to laugh. He smiled. He put his hands to his hips. They suddenly turned silent, seeing that he was going to speak.

  "I'm sorry," he said simply. "I don't have any bombs. You're mistaken."

  There was a flurry of murmuring.

  "I have a gun," he went on. "A very good one. Made by science even more advanced than your own. But I'm not going to use that, either."

  They were puzzled.

  "Why not?" someone called. At the edge of the group an older woman was watching. He felt a sudden shock. He had seen her before. Where?

  He remembered. The day at the library. As he had turned the corner he had seen her. She had noticed him and been astounded. At the time, he did not understand why.

  Conger grinned. So he would escape death, the man who right now was voluntarily accepting it. They were laughing, laughing at a man who had a gun but didn't use it. But by a strange twist of science he would appear again, a few months later, after his bones had been buried under the floor of a jail.

  And so, in a fashion, he would escape death. He would die, but then, after a period of months, he would live again, briefly, for an afternoon.

  An afternoon. Yet long enough for them to see him, to understand that he was still alive. To know that somehow he had returned to life.

  And then, finally, he would appear once more, after two hundred years had passed. Two centuries later.

  He would be born again, born, as a matter of fact, in a small trading village on Mars. He would grow up, learning to hunt and trade--

  A police car came on the edge of the field and stopped. The people retreated a little. Conger raised his hands.

  "I have an odd paradox for you," he said. "Those who take lives will lose their own. Those who kill, will die. But he who gives his own life away will live again!"

  They laughed, faintly, nervously. The police were coming out, walking toward him. He smiled. He had said everything he intended to say. It was a good little paradox he had coined. They would puzzle over it, remember it.

  Smiling, Conger awaited a death foreordained.

  The Defenders

  Taylor sat back in his chair reading the morning newspaper. The warm kitchen and the smell of coffee blended with the comfort of not having to go to work. This was his Rest Period, the first for a long time, and he was glad of it. He folded the second section back, sighing with contentment.

  "What is it?" Mary said, from the stove.

  "They pasted Moscow again last night." Taylor nodded his head in approval. "Gave it a real pounding. One of those R-H bombs. It's about time."

  He nodded again, feeling the full comfort of the kitchen, the presence of his plump, attractive wife, the breakfast dishes and coffee. This was relaxation. And the war news was good, good and satisfying. He could feel a justifiable glow at the news, a sense of pride and personal accomplishment. After all, he was an integral part of the war program, not just another factory worker lugging a cart of scrap, but a technician, one of those who designed and planned the nerve-trunk of the war.

  "It says they have the new subs almost perfected. Wait until they get those going." He smacked his lips with anticipation. "When they start shelling from underwater, the Soviets are sure going to be surprised."

  "They're doing a wonderful job," Mary agreed vaguely. "Do you know what we saw today? Our team is getting a leady to show to the school children. I saw the leady, but only for a moment. It's good for the children to see what their contributions are going for, don't you think?"

  She looked around at him.

  "A leady," Taylor murmured. He put t
he newspaper slowly down. "Well, make sure it's decontaminated properly. We don't want to take any chances."

  "Oh, they always bathe them when they're brought down from the surface," Mary said. "They wouldn't think of letting them down without the bath. Would they?" She hesitated, thinking back. "Don, you know, it makes me remember--"

  He nodded. "I know."

  He knew what she was thinking. Once in the very first weeks of the war, before everyone had been evacuated from the surface, they had seen a hospital train discharging the wounded, people who had been showered with sleet. He remembered the way they had looked, the expression on their faces, or as much of their faces as was left. It had not been a pleasant sight.

  There had been a lot of that at first, in the early days before the transfer to undersurface was complete. There had been a lot, and it hadn't been very difficult to come across it.

  Taylor looked up at his wife. She was thinking too much about it, the last few months. They all were.

  "Forget it," he said. "It's all in the past. There isn't anybody up there now but the leadies, and they don't mind."

  "But just the same, I hope they're careful when they let one of them down here. If one were still hot--"

  He laughed, pushing himself away from the table. "Forget it. This is a wonderful moment; I'll be home for the next two shifts. Nothing to do but sit around and take things easy. Maybe we can take in a show. OK?"

  "A show? Do we have to? I don't like to look at all the destruction, the ruins. Sometimes I see some place I remember, like San Francisco. They showed a shot of San Francisco, the bridge broken and fallen in the water, and I got upset. I don't like to watch."

  "But don't you want to know what's going on? No human beings are getting hurt, you know."

  "But it's so awful!" Her face was set and strained. "Please, no, Don."

  Don Taylor picked up his newspaper sullenly. "All right, but there isn't a hell of a lot else to do. And don't forget, their cities are getting it even worse."

  She nodded. Taylor turned the rough, thin sheets of newspaper. His good mood had soured on him. Why did she have to fret all the time? They were pretty well off, as things went. You couldn't expect to have everything perfect, living undersurface, with an artificial sun and artificial food. Naturally it was a strain, not seeing the sky or being able to go anyplace or see anything other than metal walls, great roaring factories, the plant-yards, barracks. But it was better than being on surface. And some day it would end and they could return. Nobody wanted to live this way, but it was necessary.