Acts of Nature

by Jonathon King

  He shook himself like a dog that had just come out of the lake, the water flying off his slicker onto the linoleum floor and the nearby refrigerator. Buck and Marcus were again sitting in the kitchen, each with a hand of cards spread out in their fingers, a small pile of quarters and crumpled bills lay in the middle of the table.

  “Hey, bring us a beer there, Stumpy,” Marcus said without looking up from his hand.

  “Fuck you,” Wayne answered, peeling off the yellow foul- weather jacket.

  Buck raised his own eyes at the boy’s answer and then looked at Wayne, and then at the fridge. Wayne got three cans of Budweiser out and set them on the table. One he put in front of the empty chair where he sat. He didn’t distribute the others, the smallest of rebellions.

  “Don’t call me stumpy,” he said. Marcus just grinned into his cards. Wayne had lost his left thumb two years ago, working the stone crab boats with one of his uncles. He’d bragged about being allowed to work the traplines at the beginning of the harvest season. It was a man’s job. The stone crab traps, big as a large microwave oven and just as heavy, were strung out by the dozens On braided lines, sitting on the bottom of the Gulf and baited with fish heads and chicken parts. When harvest came a giant motor winch on the stern of the boat started pulling up the line at a steady speed. The boat captains timed the operation down to pure efficiency, the traps spaced just far enough so a line man could hook the first trap as it broke the surface, yank it up with a boat hook onto the gunwale, pop open its door, snag the crabs inside, and toss them into a bucket and then rebait the trap with half-frozen bait, and shove the whole thing back overboard just in time to grab the boat hook and snag the next trap hitting the surface. It was all a delicate dance. But there was nothing delicate if your gloved hand got caught in the line or even got stuck enough to yank you into the spinning winch. Wayne’s left hand had gotten caught. The line, perhaps luckily, only looped around his thumb, and with the power to drag hundreds of pounds through the warm Gulf water, it popped the digit off clean, the sound like a rifle shot, a sound many of the crewmen had heard before. Wayne was fourteen.

  “Ain’t no girl gonna go for a four-finger thief,” Marcus had kidded him later. The comment, like the nickname itself, was something only your best friend could say. The boys had been neighbors since their toddler years. You always abuse the ones you know best.

  “Yeah, you’re probably right,” Wayne had answered. “So what’s your excuse, dickhead?”

  Shortly after the accident Wayne took to holding his beers with his left hand, out in front so anyone and everyone would notice his deformity. He never hid the hand, carried it like a badge or something, maybe a chip that should have been on his shoulder. Marcus might have even been envious. It was better’n any damn tattoo you could get in Miami.

  Marcus let the lack-of-a-girlfriend insult bounce off him; old joke, he’d heard it before.

  “So I’m in for three bucks and I raise you another dollar,” Marcus said, peering up over his cards at Buck. The man kept his eyes down, pinching the cards. The tips of his fingernails turned white when he did this, the rest of the nail shading a darker red with the press of blood against their backs. It was a tell that Buck had tried to get rid of playing cards in prison. He’d gotten his ass kicked in poker for the first nine months in prison until a new friend finally let on to the obvious sign he was flashing to the rest of the players whenever he had a good hand. But these boys weren’t so tuned into the small details of gambling. He saw and raised the bet back to Marcus, who scowled. Out of the hand, Wayne was bored.

  “So we gonna do these expensive-ass fishing camps after the storm, right?”

  No one answered. They’d been over the plan already. Buck had been twisting the images around in his head, just like when he’d lain awake all night in prison, working the details, what it was going to look like when he got out, what he was going to do, how this time he was going to be so careful there was no way he’d make the same mistakes again and get caught. Every opportunity could be the big score that would set him up.

  “But what if the damn hurricane busts stuff up? A nice fishing rig or a stereo or somethin’ ain’t gonna be worth much if it’s busted up,” Wayne said. “I mean, I know it’ll be easier to get into the places like you said, Buck, make it look like nature done it and all. But suppose the good stuff gets damaged before we get there?”

  Buck understood the boy was anxious; that always happened once you had a plan set and you were young and giddy, wanting to get your feet moving and your fingers on something profitable. He’d probably been the same way when he was younger, not as bad, of course, but somewhat the same.

  “Son,” he said, still not looking up. “You hear that howl outside, boy? Ain’t a thing you can do about that ’cane coming in now. She’s gonna do what she gonna do, then we’ll run on out on the airboat as soon as she moves on through just like we planned. We’ll hit them places and see what we can see. Those owners are gonna be busy in their regular homes for days. Their fishing camps will be the last thing on their minds. We got all the time in the world to loot through. Might be some damage, but there won’t be anybody figuring what’s gone until we’ve already sold it and have the money in our pockets.

  “You got that? Right, Wayne?”

  “Yes, sir,” Wayne said, like he’d been put down by some teacher at the front of the class again. “I got it.”

  Buck heard the twitch of humiliation, or was that anger, in the boy’s voice. He knew he had to keep his merry little band together.

  “You did good with getting those locations, Wayne. But this storm helps us, right? Hell, it’s almost legal. Like a salvage operation. We could find something that’ll make our day out there and simply walk away.”

  “I’ll call you,” Marcus suddenly said, like he hadn’t heard a word of what the others had been talking about. He laid down three queens and looked up at Buck, grinning.

  Buck took a long draft off the beer, nearly half of it gone in one swallow and then, one at a time, lay down a ten high straight. Marcus shoved his chair back, disgusted, and went for another beer as Buck raked in the pile. A high-pitched gust of wind rattled the wooden shutters that had been nailed shut over the kitchen window.

  “Mr. Brown all tightened down out there?” Buck asked Wayne.

  “Tight like a tick,” Wayne said. “Even got some sandbags piled up at the back of his boathouse. Old fart must be expecting a big one.”

  Buck snapped his eyes up. Both boys turned their heads at the silent change of pressure in the room. Even with their stunted powers of recollection, they’d realized the mistake that had been made.

  “Old what?” Buck said, quiet like, almost a hiss, as if his voice was under pressure. Both boys were looking down into the pile of money on the table, neither willing to look up and meet Buck’s gaze. The air stayed silent for a full minute.

  “Sorry,” Wayne finally said, no twitch of smartass in it, no possibility of even a flicker of grin at the corners of either boy’s mouth.

  “Goddamn right you’re sorry.”

  Nate Brown was a second generation denizen of the Ten Thousand Islands. He was born on a feather-stuffed mattress in his parents’ bed in their tar-paper shack in Chokoloskee somewhere between eighty and one hundred years ago. No one knew the exact year. In his time as the son of one of the original white families that moved to southwest Florida in the late 1800s, he had taken on a nearly mystical aura. He’d practically been born with a rifle in his hands. He knew every turn and twist and mangrove-covered trail from the middle keys to Lake Okeechobee. He was a gator hunter, a stone crabber, a net and hook fisherman beyond compare, a whiskey still operator, and a pot runner. He’d been to Germany in World War II, had worked behind the lines as a mountain soldier, and had a Medal of Honor to prove it. He’d gone to prison when he was sixty years old with the rest of the men in town rather than say a word about the infamous marijuana smuggling ring. Buck’s father had told a thousand legendary st
ories of the old man and how he’d taught the younger generation of Gladesmen how to sear spit-fired curlew birds and hand- caught mullet, how to kill and skin a ten-foot gator in minutes under cover from the game warden’s eye, how to outrun the high-powered Coast Guard patrols in a simple outboard flat-boat by using the sandbars and switchback water trails. How to survive in a place called the Everglades where few people chose to survive any longer.

  The man was practically a god to the old timers, and to Buck. And you don’t call a man’s god an “old fart” to his face. It wasn’t until Buck finally raised his beer to his mouth and drained it that Wayne saw an opportunity to move without putting himself in danger and got up and fetched the man a new Budweiser. Outside, the wind kept up a low, steady bellow, like a fat man blowing across the mouth of a big clay jug. On occasion the tone would rise with the velocity of a gust. But mostly it hummed, still some distance away, out at sea, warming up to the task, preparing for its scream to come.

  TEN

  “She’ll hold together,” I said, like a mantra now, but I was wrong. The wind had increased fourfold in strength over the last hour. Sherry and I were now deep into the night. We’d lost the electricity from the generator long ago. In blackness the low hum had grown an octave higher, singing a song of nature pissed off. Then the east-side window of the room, behind where Sherry and I were huddled, suddenly blew out with an explosive sound of shattering glass. I covered both of our faces to shield us from the fragments, but when nothing came I turned a flashlight beam onto the back window and saw that every shred of glass and most of the window frame was simply gone, sucked out into the storm.

  The change of pressure in the room and the instant exposure to the wind created a vortex of shredding papers and sailing books and dishes. Flapping fabric and smashing glass joined with the pitch of the wind to create a din that made me lose even my sense of direction. I thought of trying to somehow muscle one of the couch mattresses up to cover the exposed hole where the window had been and was still contemplating how I would manage it in the dark when the entire structure shuddered again and even the floor seemed to shift. I knew we were anchored into the substrata of the Glades on several foundation posts, but I still had the feeling of being on a ship floating on water and caught in a typhoon that would surely roll and sink us. The kitchen area window was the next to go, this one coming apart with a splitting sound, but the shards of glass this time seemed to follow a direct line through the room to the opening at the opposite side. The fractured glass was immediately followed by a rush of wind-driven water that now had a path into the building.

  “Are we going to drown, Max? Damn, I’d hate to drown,” Sherry said over the howl. Her voice was not panicky or defeated but marvelously cynical for our situation. I didn’t want to repeat my lie that the building would hold together, but we were in the middle of the swamp, not on the coast. Since the depth of the water below us was barely three feet I figure as long as we could stay behind something to give us leeward shelter and keep the wind-born water out of our throats we certainly wouldn’t drown.

  “We’re not going to drown,” I yelled, but not with full conviction. I had botched this situation so badly I wouldn’t blame her if she never trusted me again.

  It had been late afternoon when the first bands of wind from the storm we’d watched forming in the west reached us. I misread it as a single passing front. After it cleared we actually thought about cooking a dinner out on the deck. Then the second band washed through, much stronger and wetter than the first and we retreated into the main building of the camp.

  “A second front?” Sherry had chided me.

  “Series of thunderstorms,” I answered, smiling, but unconvinced myself.

  “I think maybe I’ll try to get some kind of weather report on the Snows’ radio.”

  A shower of wind and rain quickly pelted the east side wall.

  “I have a better idea, Max. Why don’t I do the radio while you tie down that canoe since it’s our only way out of here,” Sherry said.

  I had on my boat shoes and a T-shirt but the wood planking was slick with rain when I stepped outside and the drops themselves stung when they hit my legs at a hard, wind-driven angle. I moved the Adirondack chairs into the storage building, then, thinking ahead, filled the generator to the top with fuel so we’d have electricity through the night, and then latched down all of the doors. The wind kept growing, the rain more horizontal. I made a decision to not just lash the canoe down, but to actually wrestle it indoors. The main room could accommodate its length and I was losing confidence that this was just going to be a temporary blow. I propped open the side door and dragged the boat in, but Sherry did not turn to ask me what the hell I was doing or even look up from her study of the controls on the radio.

  “I’ve been through the AM band twice and only got static and some kind of Spanish salsa music from a rogue station out of Miami,” she said. “Maybe everyone has relinquished the airwaves to Howard Stern and Radio Martí.”

  I only half smiled and she kept turning the tuning dial. Three more times through the width of the band and she gave up.

  “Maybe there’s an antenna down someplace,” I said.

  I have sometimes been accused of being a proud man, but not to the point of stupidity. I went looking for my waterproof bag to retrieve my cell phone. I’d call Billy and find out what the deal was with the storm. He’d probably have a couple of his computer screens on and could pull up a radar scan in a few seconds.

  “Sherry, have you seen my bag? The one with my knife and books and the cell phone?” I said, looking next to the couch and along the baseboard.

  “Yeah. You had it in the canoe the other day when we rolled, remember? I put it in the bunkhouse bathroom because all the stuff inside was soaking wet. I laid everything out so the books would dry,” she said and then caught herself. “But I didn’t turn it on, Max. It was wet like everything else, but I didn’t think about checking it.”

  If there was a flicker of worry in her voice I couldn’t pick it up, but when I again started out the door into the rain I turned to wink at her, and she turned her chin just so and raised an eyebrow that somehow seemed to say: I hope the thing works.

  Outside, I had to lean into the wind and could feel the rain stinging the side of my face. The twenty feet of deck to the bunkhouse door was slick and I felt like I skated across it. I had to push the door closed behind me with my shoulder and looked around to see my bag pulled inside out and hanging up on one of the bunkbed posts and the contents laid out on the top blanket. The Kooser poetry book was turned open at the middle, the pages still moist and stained black from where the water had caused the cover dye to run. The first aid kit and the knife, the reasons I took the bag out fishing to begin with, were fine. I picked up the cell phone and pressed the on button and waited for that ridiculous little tin jingle that tells you the network is on. I believe I stared at the small screen for too many seconds, hoping, before I pushed the on and off button three more times. No light. No jingle. We had our privacy now, I thought. No one but us out here.

  Back in the main cabin, with the walls quivering and the wind humming, we made a cold dinner of sandwiches and beer. When the electricity went out, I considered going out to the generator building but probably made the first smart decision of the week and stayed put. In the Snows’ cupboard Sherry found one of those big floatable flashlights that boaters use and we finished eating by battery light.

  “I remember the first time I went to Girl Scout summer camp and was scared when they told ghost stories around the campfire and then I had to sleep in the dark with kids I didn’t really know that well,” Sherry said, and then she’d shown the flashlight up under her chin and went: “Boooooooo.”

  “I can’t see you scared, deputy. Certainly you’d kick the boogeyman’s ass and flex-cuff him.”

  “Yeah, well. You learn in the academy not to show fear if you remember right, Officer Freeman. It’s only a tactic.”

  B
ut this was different. There was no one to fight, no one to outwit, no one to strategize against. When your attacker is powerful enough to throw the ocean itself a mile inland, rip cinder blocks apart with its fingers, shred metal like tissue paper in its teeth, you simply cower before it and pray.

  After the windows went I wrapped my arms around Sherry, my chest pressed into her back, the tops of my thighs against her hamstrings, and I could feel a vibration from deep inside of her. I turned once at a sound that screamed of metal and wrenching wood and I flipped on the flashlight and panned high. The light caught an opening between the roofline and the top of the opposite wall, beams lifting, an entire section of the roof flapping like a rug being shaken off the back porch and then all holy hell broke loose as the section peeled away and the floor seemed to buckle and I felt my head take a shot from something heavy with a squared-off edge and there was a sudden coolness on my chest because I’d lost my grip on Sherry’s warm body, and then blackness.

  ELEVEN

  Maybe it was fifteen minutes, maybe an hour. My sense of time was gone with the wind. But when my head finally started to clear it was still in the pewter haze of a washed-out sunrise. There was a dim grayness all around us and when I focused my eyes, I realized I was staring out onto an open horizon. The back and side walls of the room were gone, simply obliterated or just picked up by the wind and sailed far away. I panicked, jerked against what I was leaning into, and Sherry groaned deep in her throat. We were up against the remains of the kitchen sink cabinet, wedged partially between it and the still-standing refrigerator. I moved my legs, turned on one hip and looked into Sherry’s face. She was conscious, her breathing shallow but steady, her eyes at half-mast, almost like she was simply taking a lolling rest after one of her long-distance runs.