Collected Works of Booth Tarkington

by Booth Tarkington

  Edgar’s devoted a large part of his own life to building up Irvie as a fine and triumphant figure in a worthy and useful life; he has subordinated even his own lifelong devotion to Emma for that end. In despair he sees that he has failed with Irvie, for whom Aladdin’s Cave has seemed to open.

  All the egoism with which Irvie was born and which has been so long fostered by those who have loved him draws him onward. He falls for his vision of what Sylvia offers and takes her.

  More than balancing this dénouement and ‘on the bright side’, is the increasing emphasis placed upon the developing character of Edgar Semple. Irvie has been the ‘show window’; but Edgar-is the stock of goods, so to speak. Of course Irvie’s father’s plans for the two boys fall to the ground — Irvie isn’t going to be any good citizen, fine home-town lawyer; that’s all off. He looks toward being a great gentleman, country life, Palm Beach, big house-parties, patron of the arts, racing stable maybe. Will Pease’s plans, however, though at first seeming to fall to the ground, don’t do so. Edgar Semple, who in reality has always been the backbone of Irvie’s ‘success’, brilliantly upholds those plans and will more than fulfil Will’s hopes for the old law office.

  The narrator’s partiality for Edgar is justified and his half-hidden long hope in regard to Emma is satisfied. Her maturing mind, awakened by shock, at last perceives that all along the best of Irvie, so to say, has come from Edgar. Edgar was always the substance and Irvie the surface glitter.

  As for Irvie himself — to continue with another allusion to the Arabian Nights — the result is not Aladdin’s Cave but the ship upon which Sinbad is drawn to destruction upon the lodestone Rock. Sylvia’s released egoism hasn’t let her picture herself as an over-shadowed or subservient wife but the rather as a super-dominant figure — with husbands (if she chooses another presently) who serve as equerries or attendants, background figures who must do what she tells them and run errands as she chooses. For all her follies and costly glitterings, she holds the purse strings tight, as did her mother before her — though possibly she’d let Irvie collect stamps and become another faded figure like her father, the unnoticeable Mr. Stelling.

  Irvie is left to his tragi-comedy; but, to the narrator’s great satisfaction, the reward for Emma and for Irvie’s parents, too, rests upon the competent shoulders and the rising star of Edgar Semple.

  NOTES

  AN INSTANCE OF Irvie’s talk — an automobile accident he saw. His whole account consists of what he was doing before, during and after the accident; what he said and did. Nothing about the people who were hurt.

  I’d see Irvie one day with a Great Dane. Irvie loves to pretend to fight with the big dog. Irvie always thinks someone’s looking at him. When he walks he’s always making a picture out of himself — his dog is an appanage, like something to wear. After Sylvia is married to Irvie he gets to be her Great Dane — only middle-sized and rather cowed. Nobody’s ever stood up to Sylvia and nobody’s going to.

  Will Pease dies, and Irvie at the funeral is a conspicuous and noble sufferer — holding up his mother. Self-conconscious grief, though of course he does feel some. Edgar looked after things.

  I see a party as probably the last view you’d have of Irvie. Sylvia is fascinated and courting somebody else. Irvie’s rather carelessly ordered by her to run and get something for the benefit of the man she’s showing off at. I’d been afraid that Emma might again be glamoured and made unhappy by seeing Irvie at the party, where I think he will be as of yore the great figure and will give Emma a return of her feeling for him. Doesn’t — because Irvie is a pricked balloon.

  In the end, when Sylvia has thrown Irvie out, Emma and I both suppose Edgar will take him back into the law firm, even though Edgar how has another partner. Edgar says no and means no. Irvie would be thought to have a right to come back into what had once been his father’s old firm; but Edgar is hard about it. No!

  I see this is partly Edgar’s anger over the way Irvie treated Emma, and for the first time Emma — married to Edgar for some months — seems really to look up to him.

  The Shorter Fiction

  Tarkington attended Phillips Exeter Academy boarding school, New Hampshire

  In the Arena

  STORIES OF POLITICAL LIFE

  CONTENTS

  IN THE FIRST PLACE

  PART I

  BOSS GORGETT

  THE ALIENS

  THE NEED OF MONEY

  HECTOR

  PART II

  MRS. PROTHEROE

  GREAT MEN’S SONS

  The original frontispiece

  TO

  MY FATHER

  IN THE FIRST PLACE

  THE OLD-TIMER, A lean, retired pantaloon, sitting with loosely slippered feet close to the fire, thus gave of his wisdom to the questioning student:

  “Looking back upon it all, what we most need in politics is more good men. Thousands of good men are in; and they need the others who are not in. More would come if they knew how much they are needed. The dilettantes of the clubs who have so easily abused me, for instance, all my life, for being a ward-worker, these and those other reformers who write papers about national corruption when they don’t know how their own wards are swung, probably aren’t so useful as they might be. The exquisite who says that politics is ‘too dirty a business for a gentleman to meddle with’ is like the woman who lived in the parlour and complained that the rest of her family kept the other rooms so dirty that she never went into them.

  “There are many thousands of young men belonging to what is for some reason called the ‘best class,’ who would like to be ‘in politics’ if they could begin high enough up — as ambassadors, for instance. That is, they would like the country to do something for them, though they wouldn’t put it that way. A young man of this sort doesn’t know how much he’d miss if his wishes were gratified. For my part, I’d hate not to have begun at the beginning of the game.

  “I speak of it as a game,” the old gentleman went on, “and in some ways it is. That’s where the fun of it comes in. Yet, there are times when it looks to me more like a series of combats, hand-to-hand fights for life, and fierce struggles between men and strange powers. You buy your newspaper and that’s your ticket to the amphitheatre. But the distance is hazy and far; there are clouds of dust and you can’t see clearly. To make out just what is going on you ought to get down in the arena yourself. Once you’re in it, the view you’ll have and the fighting that will come your way will more than repay you. Still, I don’t think we ought to go in with the idea of being repaid.

  “It seems an odd thing to me that so many men feel they haven’t any time for politics; can’t put in even a little, trying to see how their cities (let alone their states and the country) are run. When we have a war, look at the millions of volunteers that lay down everything and answer the call of the country. Well, in politics, the country needs all the men who have any patriotism — not to be seeking office, but to watch and to understand what is going on. It doesn’t take a great deal of time; you can attend to your business and do that much, too. When wrong things are going on and all the good men understand them, that is all that is needed. The wrong things stop going on.”

  PART I

  BOSS GORGETT

  I GUESS I’VE been what you might call kind of an assistant boss pretty much all my life; at least, ever since I could vote; and I was something of a ward-heeler even before that. I don’t suppose there’s any way a man of my disposition could have put in his time to less advantage and greater cost to himself. I’ve never got a thing by it, all these years, not a job, not a penny — nothing but injury to my business and trouble with my wife. She begins going for me, first of every campaign.

  Yet I just can’t seem to keep out of it. It takes a hold on a man that I never could get away from; and when I reach my second childhood and the boys have turned me out, I reckon I’ll potter along trying to look knowing and secretive, like the rest of the has-beens, letting on as if I still had a
place inside. Lord, if I’d put in the energy at my business that I’ve frittered away on small politics! But what’s the use thinking about it?

  Plenty of men go to pot horse-racing and stock gambling; and I guess this has just been my way of working off some of my nature in another fashion. There’s a good many like me, too; not out for office or contracts, nor anything that you can put your finger on in particular — nothing except the game. Of course, it’s a pleasure, knowing you’ve got more influence than some, but I believe the most you ever get out of it is in being able to help your friends, to get a man you like a job, or a good contract, something he wants, when he needs it.

  I tell you then’s when you feel satisfied, and your time don’t seem to have been so much thrown away. You go and buy a higher-priced cigar than you can afford, and sit and smoke it with your feet out in the sunshine on your porch railing, and watch your neighbour’s children playing in their yard; and they look mighty nice to you; and you feel kind, and as if everybody else was.

  But that wasn’t the way I felt when I helped to hand over to a reformer the nomination for mayor; then it was just selfish desperation and nothing else. We had to do it. You see, it was this way: the other side had had the city for four terms, and, naturally, they’d earned the name of being rotten by that time. Big Lafe Gorgett was their best. “Boss Gorgett,” of course our papers called him when they went for him, which was all the time; and pretty considerable of a man he was, too. Most people that knew him liked Lafe. I did. But he got a bad name, as they say, by the end of his fourth term as Mayor — and who wouldn’t? Of course, the cry went up all round that he and his crowd were making a fat thing out of it, which wasn’t so much the case as that Lafe had got to depending on humouring the gamblers and the brewers for campaign funds and so forth. In fact, he had the reputation of running a disorderly town, and the truth is, it was too wide open.

  But we hadn’t been much better when we’d had it, before Lafe beat us and got in; and everybody remembered that. The “respectable element” wouldn’t come over to us strong enough for anybody we could pick of our own crowd; and so, after trying it on four times, we started in to play it another way, and nominated Farwell Knowles, who was already running on an independent ticket, got out by the reform and purity people. That is: we made him a fusion candidate, hoping to find some way to control him later. We’d never have done it if we hadn’t thought it was our only hope. Gorgett was too strong, and he handled the darkeys better than any man I ever knew. He had an organization for it which we couldn’t break; and the coloured voters really held the balance of power with us, you know, as they do so many other places near the same size, They were getting pretty well on to it, too, and cost more every election. Our best chance seemed to be in so satisfying the “law-and-order” people that they’d do something to counterbalance this vote — which they never did.

  Well, sir, it was a mighty curious campaign. There never really was a day when we could tell where we stood, for certain. As anybody knows, the “better element” can’t be depended on. There’s too many of ’em forget to vote, and if the weather isn’t just right they won’t go to the polls. Some of ’em won’t go anyway — act as if they looked down on politics; say it’s only helping one boodler against another. So your true aristocrat won’t vote for either. The real truth is, he don’t care. Don’t care as much about the management of his city, State, and country as about the way his club is run. Or he’s ignorant about the whole business, and what between ignorance and indifference the worse and smarter of the two rings gets in again and old Mr. Aristocrat gets soaked some more on his sewer assessments. Then he’ll holler like a stabbed hand-organ; but he’ll keep on talking about politics being too low a business for a gentleman to mix in, just the same!

  Somebody said a pessimist is a man who has a choice of two evils, and takes both. There’s your man that don’t vote.

  And the best-dressed wards are the ones that fool us oftenest. We’re always thinking they’ll do something, and they don’t. But we thought, when we took Farwell Knowles, that we had ’em at last. Fact is, they did seem stirred up, too. They called it a “moral victory” when we were forced to nominate Knowles to have any chance of beating Gorgett. That was because it was their victory.

  Farwell Knowles was a young man, about thirty-two, an editorial writer on the Herald, an independent paper. I’d known him all his life, and his wife — too, a mighty sweet-looking lady she was. I’d always thought Farwell was kind of a dreamer, and too excitable; he was always reading papers to literary clubs, and on the speech-making side he wasn’t so bad — he liked it; but he hadn’t seemed to me to know any more about politics and people than a royal family would. He was always talking about life and writing about corruption, when, all the time, so it struck me, it was only books he was really interested in; and he saw things along book lines. Of course he was a tin god, politically.

  He was for “stern virtue” only, and everlastingly lashed compromise and temporizing; called politicians all the elegant hard names there are, in every one of his editorials, especially Lafe Gorgett, whom he’d never seen. He made mighty free with Lafe, referred to him habitually as “Boodler Gorgett”, and never let up on him from one year’s end to another.

  I was against our adopting him, not only for our own sakes — because I knew he’d be a hard man to handle — but for Farwell’s too. I’d been a friend of his father’s, and I liked his wife — everybody liked his wife. But the boys overruled me, and I had to turn in and give it to him.

  Not without a lot of misgivings, you can be sure. I had one little experience with him right at the start that made me uneasy and got me to thinking he was what you might call too literary, or theatrical, or something, and that he was more interested in being things than doing them. I’d been aware, ever since he got back from Harvard, that I was one of his literary interests, so to speak. He had a way of talking to me in a quizzical, condescending style, in the belief that he was drawing me out, the way you talk to some old book-peddler in your office when you’ve got nothing to do for a while; and it was easy to see he regarded me as a “character” and thought he was studying me. Besides, he felt it his duty to study the wickedness of politics in a Parkhurstian fashion, and I was one of the lost.

  One day, just after we’d nominated him, he came to me and said he had a friend who wanted to meet me. Asked me couldn’t I go with him right away. It was about five in the afternoon; I hadn’t anything to do and said, “Certainly,” thinking he meant to introduce me to some friend of his who thought I’d talk politics with him. I took that for granted so much that I didn’t ask a question, just followed along up street, talking weather. He turned in at old General Buskirk’s, and may I be shot if the person he meant wasn’t Buskirk’s daughter, Bella! He’d brought me to call on a girl young enough to be my daughter. Maybe you won’t believe I felt like a fool!

  I knew Buskirk, of course (he didn’t appear), but I hadn’t seen Bella since she was a child. She’d been “highly educated” and had been living abroad a good deal, but I can’t say that my visit made me for her — not very strong. She was good-looking enough, in her thinnish, solemn way, but it seemed to me she was kind of overdressed and too grand. You could see in a minute that she was intense and dreamy and theatrical with herself and superior, like Farwell; and I guess I thought they thought they’d discovered they were “kindred souls,” and that each of them understood (without saying it) that both of them felt that Farwell’s lot in life was a hard one because Mrs. Knowles wasn’t up to him. Bella gave him little, quiet, deep glances, that seemed to help her play the part of a person who understood everything — especially him, and reverenced greatness — especially his. I remember a fellow who called the sort of game it struck me they were carrying on “those soully flirtations.”

  Well, sir, I wasn’t long puzzling over why he had brought me up there. It stuck out all over, though they didn’t know it, and would have been mighty astonished to think that
I saw. It was in their manner, in her condescending ways with me, in her assumption of serious interest, and in his going through the trick of “drawing me out,” and exhibiting me to her. I’ll have to admit that these young people viewed me in the light of a “character.” That was the part Farwell had me there to play.

  I can’t say I was too pleased with the notion, and I was kind of sorry for Mrs. Knowles, too. I’d have staked a good deal that my guess was right, for instance: that Farwell had gone first to this girl for her congratulations when he got the nomination, instead of to his wife; and that she felt — or pretended she felt — a soully sympathy with his ambitions; that she wanted to be, or to play the part of, a woman of affairs, and that he talked over everything he knew with her. I imagined they thought they were studying political reform together, and she, in her novel-reading way, wanted to pose to herself as the brilliant lady diplomat, kind of a Madam Roland advising statesmen, or something of that sort. And I was there as part of their political studies, an object-lesson, to bring her “more closely in touch” (as Farwell would say) with the realities he had to contend with. I was one of the “evils of politics,” because I knew how to control a few wards, and get out the darkey vote almost as well as Gorgett. Gorgett would have been better, but Farwell couldn’t very easily get at him.