Judgement Day

by Michael Spears

  The Catholics don’t think God created science or evolution, but God created everything. God created the Universe, He created the Jews, the Muslims, the Christians, the Hindus, the Buddhists, even the Communists, and He played them all against each other to try to maintain balance in the world. God is in complete control of the infinite Universe, if you believe God to be so weak that He needs you to fight Holy Wars on His behalf, then you are disrespectful towards God, and it is you who are the infidel.

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  The Failure Of Communism And Capitalism

  Ignorant people will tell you “Communism works in theory,” in an attempt to sound clever, but actually it doesn’t. Communism attempts to defy the second law of thermodynamics. By creating localised systems of order, communist countries create global disorder. Even their localised systems of order are eroded, over time more and more money and resources need to be invested to maintain the system of order until eventually it is unsustainable. The system of order can collapse suddenly like the Soviet Union, or slowly like China, the only real communist country left is North Korea and we all know that maintaining their system of order has completely ruined them. Even North Korea’s system of order will collapse one day, there will come a time when it is simply not possible to maintain order any longer. The second law of thermodynamics is also the same reason that religions branch out into different sects and divisions over time. I talked about how God did his best to prevent this happening in Islam, but we have seen it throughout all of history. Judaism branched out to form also Christianity and Islam. Christianity branched out into Catholics, Orthodox, Protestants, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventists, Pentecostals, Baptists, Presbyterians, I could go on forever. What was once one becomes many. This is the same reason that Jesus will never return and make everyone convert to the one religion, it’s just not possible, it would defy the second law of thermodynamics. It’s also the reason why my religion is so perfect, one cannot create a working system of order, one can only create a working system of Anarchy.

  I do have one more theory, about the global economic crisis, I call it “the trickle up effect.” The global economy is like a tower, or pyramid, with the rich people at the top and the poor people at the bottom. What we’ve witnessed over recent decades is the emergence of the Chinese and Indian economies. Essentially we have one third of the world’s population climbing the global economic tower, and the tower is collapsing under the strain. The Chinese and Indians are perfectly entitled to climb the global economic tower, telling them that they aren’t allowed to make money isn’t reasonable. The West thinks that the best way to stop a tower from collapsing is by patching up the roof, but what needs to happen is a strengthening of the foundations. Money needs to be invested in developing the third world as primary producers of food and natural resources, and not by exploitation, exploitation does not strengthen the foundations of the global economy. Not only would this improve the lives of those people in the third world, but cheaper resources mean that the cost of manufacturing goods in the second world would drop, and cheaper food means that people would have more money to spend on these goods. The markets for the second world would then increase, not only their domestic markets but also their markets in the third world. This means that people in the second world will have more money to spend on the higher quality goods or products that the first world produces and thus the first world increases its markets by selling their products to more people in the second world. The increase in markets for second world goods will also mean that the price of first world goods and products will decrease in comparison to goods produced by the second world, thus making first world goods and products more affordable and therefore more appealing to the consumer. A larger market share for first world goods and products would also lower their prices relative to second world goods and products. You can’t stop a tower from collapsing by patching up the roof, the foundations must be strengthened.

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  The Failure Of Science

  Regarding my theory of SpaceFluidity, a friend once told me it’s like I walk into a dark room shining a bright light. This is quite a good analogy. The ground-moles have been fumbling around in a dark room trying to work out what the room contains. They’ve noticed things like dark matter, MOND theory, dark energy, string theory, x-rays and black holes, the big bang, the extremely hot early universe, the inflationary early universe, dark flow, the previous lives of the universe. I’ve found the light switch, now they can see what it is they were touching.

  Honestly though, you’d think God could have sent someone who’s a bit tech-savvy, I’m such a dinosaur, but who’s got time for that shit anyway? That’s why the kids aren’t out there discovering shit, they spend all their time fucking around on the internet. Back in my day we didn't have the internet at home, we had to go to the library, so if you wanted to know where the universe came from, or how gravity works, you had to figure that shit out for yourself.

  The funny thing is that I’m not even that smart, the greatest downfall of the human computers is that they come up with overly complicated ideas that simply have no basis in reality. It’s Okham’s Razor, “that which can be explained by fewer assumptions is explained in vain by more,” or “the simplest answer is the most correct.” Physics isn’t that hard, it’s just that Einstein was so smart that he managed to pull the wool over people’s eyes.

  They said there were no more eureka moments, they said the lone genius was a myth, they never met Michael Spears. Don’t be fooled by the ground-moles, it was a hundred years between Einstein and myself, it was two hundred and fifty years between Newton and Einstein. Revolutions don’t happen very often, but they do happen. There are many unanswered questions that remain. For example, “what is an electric charge?” “What is a magnetic field?” “How do subatomic particles know when they are being watched?” Quantum physics is something that I don’t understand, so don’t ask me to try. Sometimes I wonder if there really is a script for The Stage, or if God controls us on a quantum level, and this is why subatomic particles hide from our prying eyes? Of course, that’s not very scientific, and it’s always best to leave science to the scientists. My point is that there are plenty of eureka moments left, but by saying that there are none, the ground-moles seek to establish themselves as the ultimate authority and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Unfortunately for science, majority rules, and the overwhelming majority of scientists are mediocre. Even the Nobel prizes are the world's greatest celebration of mediocrity. They hand out Nobel prizes for physics every year, but there are only a few physicists a century who are anything but mediocre. The same could be said for any of the Nobel prizes, is there really a different person every year who has made a major contribution towards peace, or chemistry, or literature? Although perhaps medicine is the exception, the fields of medical research are many. Unfortunately for the lone genius, it is mediocrity that rules, the ground-moles are the overwhelming majority, and any attempt at genius and originality is beaten down by them.

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  Some Brief Notes On Karma

  I’m a real life Bond villain, by the way. My ex Emma, her boyfriend is actually called James Bond, can you fucking believe it? It’s not even legal to call your child James Bond in Australia, but I think the story goes that his mum was remarried. I used to fantasise about meeting him, “we meet at last, Mr Bond,” “I don't expect you to talk, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!” When was the last time an evil genius attempted to take over the world? The guy probably hates me too, that’s hilarious. I’m a real life Bond villain, brilliant! Just more proof of the awesomeness of my best mate, God.

  Emma called me while I was still in Tasmania and said it was time for me to go home. I knew she was right, no one was coming for me. She called me one day when I got to the beach for my bath, I was sitting on the sand talking on the phone and I saw a shark swim past right where I would have been washing. It wasn’t a huge shark, probably one an
d a half metres, but big enough to take a bite out me. It’s good to have little reminders sometimes that God has my back. God could have just not sent a shark at all, but He did so to show me that He’s watching. That’s nice. It goes to show you, you don’t need to cull sharks, if God doesn’t want you to be eaten by a shark, you won’t be eaten by a shark. All you need is karma.

  One night I was sitting in my car and I was thinking about how I used to play the tuba. I was very good at the tuba, I used to win a lot of competitions. My tuba teacher was a great man, a world class tuba player. He had to quit playing the tuba himself after he got heart disease in Vietnam. He hated not being able to play the tuba, so he started a band at my primary school. All he cared about was teaching kids music, and he changed a lot of kids lives. The point is, if you’re going to be a heavy smoker later in life, it’s probably a good idea to have tuba lungs, and if you're going to play the tuba, you might as well learn to play it right. There will only ever be one Lofty Gallagher, so I’m sorry about the heart disease, he didn’t deserve that, that was my fault.

  I was reading today (on the ever reliable Wikipedia) about the one who ushers in the Golden Era in Hinduism, apparently he is an incarnation (or “avatar”) of Vishnu. Vishnu is the preserver of the cyclical universe and along with his every incarnation comes the incarnation of his wife Lakshmi also, who is the goddess of wealth and good fortune and who resides within all women. They call the next and final incarnation of the present age Kalki, or “the white horse,” I found that interesting, but I don’t know what they call the next incarnation of his wife. There don’t seem to be a large number of descriptive prophecies about Kalki, but one thing I found interesting was that it says his father is overwhelmed by his birth. Sometimes I wonder if my father went nuts because he saw how smart I was when I was little. Of course my focus is on Bible based religions, Judaism, Christianity and Islam, which are the dominant world religions, but I am the leader of all religions, including Hinduism (and including science). I’m sorry I don’t know more about Hinduism, but my birthmark is meant as a representation of India, although Sri Lanka is on the wrong side of the map, it’s not a perfect map, but it’s not bad. I hope that makes you guys happy, God has a special place in His heart for your religion, He has branded me thus, I’m just sorry that I don’t really know anything about it. Honestly, I don’t think Asia is the real problem. The real reason I’m here, I wager it has something to do with Jews, Christians, or Muslims, or probably all of the above. So just chill out guys, keep doing what you’re doing, you don’t need to get involved at this stage. I had once planned to read up on Hinduism, but I think there’s supposed to be hundreds of holy books, it sounds like a lot. If there was just one or two books that’s be cool, but hundreds? Yeah, that’s a lot. I don’t know much about Islam either to be honest, not to mention Judaism, but they do all come from the same place. Apparently in Islam when Jesus returns he gets married and lives another forty years, I think there’s a burial place prepared for him next to Mohammed. I’m not going to die anyway, it’s the promise of Genesis, but it’s the thought that counts.

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  The Book Of Revelations

  If you want to know what’s going to happen, it’s all in the Book of Revelations, but Isaiah is also a very good prophetic source. I don’t want to explain the whole thing to you because I think if you know what will happen it may change the future. It’s best to let nature run its course. My advice, skip the first nine chapters of Revelations, we find ourselves at the end of Chapter 10, maybe you can figure it out for yourselves. As far as Biblical prophetic books go, the only one I’d really credit with true eschatological prophecy would be Isaiah, maybe Daniel, maybe not Daniel, but you should read Isaiah too. There’s lots of stuff in Isaiah that I haven’t mentioned, even stuff I shouldn't mention. I think that Revelations happens in order, while Isaiah jumps around a lot, but most of what is in Revelations also appears in Isaiah, and vice versa.

  Things may be bad now, but it’s not the end of the world, not yet. I hope it doesn’t come to that, we have a chance to change the future now, but I fear that your fates are already sealed. Is the purpose of prophecy to predict the future, or to change the future? I guess we’ll find out soon enough. War is bad in the Middle East, but the world is not yet on the precipice. I’ll tell you now, if anyone drops the bomb, God will beat the fuck out of them. If anyone drops the bomb, God will drop a bomb of His own, their country will be destroyed. There are multiple prophecies about it. You can’t save a world that doesn’t need saving, were you not on the brink of destruction I wouldn’t be here, but I can’t make you do anything, all I can do is warn you. Don’t do it. Good luck everyone, and wish me luck too.

  Ok, I’m a blabbermouth, and I was going to blab sooner or later. The big question is whether telling you everything I know is going to change the future? You’re never going to believe me, but I’ll tell you anyway. So…

  Then I saw another mighty angel coming down from heaven. He was robed in a cloud, with a rainbow above his head; his face was like the sun, and his legs were like fiery pillars. He was holding a little scroll, which lay open in his hand. He planted his right foot on the sea and his left foot on the land, and he gave a loud shout like the roar of a lion. When he shouted, the voices of the seven thunders spoke. And when the seven thunders spoke, I was about to write; but I heard a voice from heaven say, “Seal up what the seven thunders have said and do not write it down.”

  Then the angel I had seen standing on the sea and on the land raised his right hand to heaven. And he swore by him who lives for ever and ever, who created the heavens and all that is in them, the earth and all that is in it, and the sea and all that is in it, and said, “There will be no more delay! But in the days when the seventh angel is about to sound his trumpet, the mystery of God will be accomplished, just as he announced to his servants the prophets.”

  Then the voice that I had heard from heaven spoke to me once more: “Go, take the scroll that lies open in the hand of the angel who is standing on the sea and on the land.”

  So I went to the angel and asked him to give me the little scroll. He said to me, “Take it and eat it. It will turn your stomach sour, but ‘in your mouth it will be as sweet as honey.’” I took the little scroll from the angel’s hand and ate it. It tasted as sweet as honey in my mouth, but when I had eaten it, my stomach turned sour. Then I was told, “You must prophesy again about many peoples, nations, languages and kings.”

  [Revelations 10]

  Chapter 10, the angel with the little book. He has one foot on the sea and one foot on the land. In my mind I had always imagined a gigantic angel, but then I realised that I had been writing my book while walking up and down the beach in Tasmania. Excellent beaches in Tasmania, by the way. His book tastes sweet as honey in the mouth because God is real, it’s Judgement Day, God has come to save you, etc. It turns the stomach bitter because I reveal that everyone is guilty of original sin, which kind of pisses people off, people like to be told how great they are. Seriously, if people were great, I wouldn’t be here. The angel raises his hand to heaven and swears by He who lives forever and ever that there will be no more delay. Thank fuck. The mystery of God will be revealed, the world is a stage my friends.

  I was given a reed like a measuring rod and was told, “Go and measure the temple of God and the altar, with its worshipers. But exclude the outer court; do not measure it, because it has been given to the Gentiles. They will trample on the holy city for 42 months. And I will appoint my two witnesses, and they will prophesy for 1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth.” They are “the two olive trees” and the two lampstands, and “they stand before the Lord of the earth.” If anyone tries to harm them, fire comes from their mouths and devours their enemies. This is how anyone who wants to harm them must die. They have power to shut up the heavens so that it will not rain during the time they are prophesying; and they have power to turn the waters into blood and to strike the earth with ever
y kind of plague as often as they want.

  Now when they have finished their testimony, the beast that comes up from the Abyss will attack them, and overpower and kill them. Their bodies will lie in the public square of the great city—which is figuratively called Sodom and Egypt—where also their Lord was crucified. For three and a half days some from every people, tribe, language and nation will gaze on their bodies and refuse them burial. The inhabitants of the earth will gloat over them and will celebrate by sending each other gifts, because these two prophets had tormented those who live on the earth.

  But after the three and a half days the breath of life from God entered them, and they stood on their feet, and terror struck those who saw them. Then they heard a loud voice from heaven saying to them, “Come up here.” And they went up to heaven in a cloud, while their enemies looked on.

  At that very hour there was a severe earthquake and a tenth of the city collapsed. Seven thousand people were killed in the earthquake, and the survivors were terrified and gave glory to the God of heaven.

  The second woe has passed; the third woe is coming soon.

  [Revelation 11]

  Chapter 11, this is where I die, at least temporarily. It even says where I’m going to die. “The place that is figuratively called Sodom and Egypt, where also Jesus was crucified.” I can’t tell you where this place is, I’ve figured it out though. I’ll give you a hint, what do Sodom, Egypt, and the place Jesus was crucified have in common? Do you know what? Let’s do an experiment, I’ll tell you the place. Sodom was destroyed because it was a wicked place, it was in Egypt that the Jews were enslaved until Moses rescued them, and the place where Jesus was crucified speaks for itself, so what do these places have in common? Sinfulness. Do you know what place is figuratively called “Sin City”? Las Vegas. Honestly, I only thought of this because I know Britney Spears works there, and I have always wanted to go to Vegas. So that’s it, that’s where the Bible says I’ll be killed, will it still happen now that you know? I’ll be on the first fucking flight to find out! The good news for me is that I’m only dead temporarily, the bad news for you is that the First Law of God will be broken. The exchanging of gifts seems to signify that perhaps this happens on Christmas, or during some other celebratory time perhaps? Now, this is the part I’m having the biggest issue with. You see, I’m not just here as the leader of the world’s biggest religion, I’m starting the biggest religion in the universe. As much as I’d rather not be relying on aliens to resurrect me, I think I have to, because you are going to kill me. The good news for me is that God has promised that I may eat freely from the tree of life and live forever, the bad news for you is that it is my death that triggers the apocalypse, and I’m not coming back until it’s over, you can sort your own shit out. After my death I ascend “into heaven” while my enemies look on. At this stage I would suggest rereading Isaiah 53, it makes a lot more sense in the context of my temporary death. Like I said, I’d rather not be relying on aliens, but what choice do I have? I’m dealing with the most bloodthirsty race of beings in the universe, my murder is virtually inevitable. This is bigger than Earth, that’s not ego talking, it’s logic. Judgement Day is not something God normally has to do, the truth is the truth no matter what planet you come from, and I’m the leader of the biggest religion in the universe. In order to learn what it means to be God, God needed a race of beings that plays God to the extent that they would destroy themselves. I don’t like talking myself up, but I’m the prophet. This is as far as the human race could go with God in complete control, it is also the earliest that I could come to save you. The script for earth was written perfectly. Look at the world, understand what it means to be human. The human race is the worst God could do and yet have us survive. This is bigger than Earth, this isn’t ego, I don’t have an ego. Look at the world and understand that God is in complete control, and that there is a reason for this place. The question is, “are they here?” “Are they watching?” Because I could use a little help with this part of the plan. You have an opportunity to be a part of something great, bloodthirsty savages or not, because this is my planet, and you are my people. God has compassion for the humans, He has promised that He will not let you completely destroy yourselves, but that doesn’t mean that it won’t get ugly. Choose your path. Are you with me, or against me? Are you with God, or against Him?