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The Berrybender Narratives

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by Larry McMurtry




  Praise for Sin Killer

  “Irresistible . . . full of blood, blunder and myth.”

  —The New York Times

  “An adventure-filled, lighthearted farce . . . ”

  —People

  “McMurtry has set off this time with a huge cast—56 characters are listed by name—and a great promise to amuse and inform, and to slip in a few sly, telling insights about the roles of environment, justice, equality and compromise in nation-building. It is an excellent adventure, for sure, and a lot more.”

  —Daily News (New York)

  “Sin Killer offers a zany, episodic ride. With gusto and style and nonstop ingenuity, McMurtry moves his cast of characters and caricatures steadily upstream, past Nebraska and deep into a Dakota winter. It is a journey made of pratfalls, floggings, stabbings, bawdy seductions, gruesome deaths and daring rescues.”

  —The Washington Post

  “McMurtry’s prose is plain and exact, exhibiting the kind of clarity that appears simple yet is anything but. The country he portrays is magnificent and violent, with shocking extremes of storm and tranquility. And McMurtry’s exquisite descriptions are written for a single breath, bringing their objects to life with a few well-chosen words . . . irresistible storytelling, rich and satisfying.”

  —The New York Times

  “For readers familiar with McMurtry’s work, there is much to celebrate in terms of familiar style and whimsical technique in this novel. . . . This is McMurtry at his best.”

  —Houston Chronicle

  “If Sin Killer is the standard, the other three can’t get here fast enough . . . Lewis & Clark meet[s] Monty Python . . . few authors match McMurtry’s voice of unsentimental authority when it comes to describing the random brutality and natural hazards that greeted those hardy pioneers who ventured west of, say, St. Louis, in the 1800s. He writes as though he were one of them. . . . [Tasmin is] the best female character in McMurtry’s ever-growing oeuvre since Jacy in The Last Picture Show.”

  —Chicago Tribune

  “The setting, atmosphere and characters are well drawn, and the historical research is amazing. The first of four books in a planned series, it leaves you hungry for more.”

  —Rocky Mountain News

  “With this bright, boisterous parade of a novel, Larry McMurtry again ventures briskly into the Old West, a period that he loves and understands deeply . . . energetic and big-hearted.”

  —The Seattle Times

  “McMurtry has fashioned at bottom a love story, and a solid enough one to make a reader eager for the next installment in this epic. . . . This quirky, unromantic view of the West will get a grip on your imagination, even as it shatters whatever romantic images you may still hold about the frontier.”

  —Detroit Free Press

  “Here is an author who understands writing’s rhythm, which translates into the internal voice readers hear when they read silently.”

  —Fort Worth Star-Telegram

  “Sin Killer is without a doubt Larry McMurtry’s most enjoyable book in years. . . . It’s part soap opera . . . part romance . . . part farce . . . and altogether thoroughly wonderful. . . . McMurtry has always created memorable female characters, such as Jacy in The Last Picture Show and Harmony of The Desert Rose. Tasmin is in that fine tradition.”

  —Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

  “McMurtry seems not only to be having a good time with this project, but he’s very happy to share it with you. . . . The progression of the characters is both geographic and intellectual, flavored well with Chaucerian absurdities and whimsy both bloody and bawdy . . . every scene [is] most artfully described by a story teller whose skill and precision work wonders with a minimum of well-chosen words. . . . If the rest are like the first, there will be no dull moments.”

  —Roanoke Times & World News

  “A captivating, engrossing read . . . ”

  —The Sunday Oklahoman

  “For sheer entertainment, you can’t beat this picaresque novel about a family of British aristocrats steaming their way up the Missouri River in the 1830s with an entourage of children and servants, and, yes, even a few Indian chiefs . . . wonderfully funny and smart. . . . The wait for the next installment will be far too long.”

  —The Times-Picayune (New Orleans)

  “McMurtry knows how to tell a novel. . . . I enjoyed the darkly humorous Sin Killer almost as much as McMurtry’s other westerns.”

  —Ottowa Citizen

  “We’re off on another ambitious, larger-than-life adventure. It promises to be comic, witty and bloody. . . . Snow . . . and Tasmin are superb creations, and McMurtry masterfully reveals their characters slowly.”

  —Edmonton Journal

  BY LARRY MC MURTRY

  The Colonel and Little Missie

  Folly and Glory

  By Sorrow’s River

  The Wandering Hill

  Sin Killer

  Sacagawea’s Nickname: Essays on the American West

  Paradise

  Boone’s Lick

  Roads

  Still Wild: A Collection of Western Stories

  Walter Benjamin at the Dairy Queen

  Duane’s Depressed

  Crazy Horse

  Comanche Moon

  Dead Man’s Walk

  The Late Child

  Streets of Laredo

  The Evening Star

  Buffalo Girls

  Some Can Whistle

  Anything for Billy

  Film Flam: Essays on Hollywood

  Texasville

  Lonesome Dove

  The Desert Rose

  Cadillac Jack

  Somebody’s Darling

  Terms of Endearment

  All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers

  Moving On

  The Last Picture Show

  In a Narrow Grave: Essays on Texas

  Leaving Cheyenne

  Horseman, Pass By

  BY LARRY MCMURTRY AND DIANA OSSANA

  Pretty Boy Floyd

  Zeke and Ned

  The Berrybender Narratives, Vol. 1

  LARRY

  MCMURTRY

  Sin Killer

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  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  Copyright © 2002 by Larry McMurtry

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  Manufactured in the United States of America

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  The Library of Congress has cataloged the hardcover edition as follows:

  McMurtry, Larry.

  Sin killer / Larry McMurtry.

  p. cm.—(The Berrybender narratives ; bk. 1)

  1. British—West (U.S.)—Fiction. 2. Eccentrics and eccentricities—Fiction. 3. Missouri

  River Valley—Fiction. 4. Young women—Fiction. I. Title.

  PS3563.A319 S56 2002 2002017616

  813’.54—dc21

  ISBN-13: 978-0-7432-3302-6

  ISBN-10: 0-74
32-3302-6

  eISBN: 978-1-4391-2705-6

  ISBN-13: 978-0-7432-4684-2 (Pbk)

  ISBN-10: 0-7432-4684-5 (Pbk)

  The Berrybender Narratives are dedicated to the secondhand booksellers of the Western world, who have done so much, over a fifty-year stretch, to help me to an education.

  The Berrybender Narratives are to be a tetralogy, or four-decker, in which we follow the adventures of a great English sporting family, the Berrybenders, as they make their way through the American West, in the years 1832–36. The four novels which make up the tetralogy are set on or beside the four great rivers along which the Berrybenders travel, these being the Missouri, the Yellowstone, the Rio Grande, and the Brazos.

  Various people who had lives in history wander through these fictions—their fates in this story are entirely invented.

  Contents

  CHARACTERS

  1 A FISH, AT DUSK

  2 A BLOCK OF OFFSPRING

  3 A DOE’S LIVER, QUICKLY EATEN

  4 THE SWAMP OF THE SWANS

  5 RAIN SPITTINGS AND A SLAP

  6 THE RIVER STICKS

  7 A BAD HAND IN A CROWD

  8 THREE WILD CHIEFTAINS

  9 RED NATIONS IN TURMOIL

  10 THE CAPTAIN HEAVES A SIGH

  11 A SQUAB AND A SQUASH

  12 TWENTY-TWO PIGEONS RAINING DOWN

  13 CALL OF THE TUNDRA SWANS

  14 END OF A HEAVY EATER

  15 THE ONLY FRENCH

  16 A FUNERAL IN THE MORNING

  17 FRAILTIES OF ARTISTS

  18 THE LOST STROKE

  19 THE MAID TAKES A SWIM

  20 AN EAGLET TAMED

  21 DIFFICULTIES WITH SCISSORS

  22 A MODEST BOSOM, A BUFFALO

  23 TONGUE, LIVER, SWEETBREADS, HAUNCH, AND SADDLE

  24 THE SWANS AGAIN

  25 A HUNTING SEAT ABANDONED

  26 A CELLIST OVERBOARD

  27 A NIP OF GROG—TWO NIPS

  28 A PROPOSAL CONSIDERED

  29 A HITCHING SMOOTHLY ACCOMPLISHED

  30 THE NORTH STAR

  31 A FLINCH FROM MADEMOISELLE

  32 A MEADOWLARK SPEAKS OUT OF TURN

  33 THE DOESKIN SHIRT

  34 A COLD NIGHT

  35 A BLACK-CLAD FIGURE

  36 A COMPANY OF FIENDS

  37 A MASTER OF HIS TRADE

  38 A LONG MANE OF SHINING HAIR

  39 IN THE SKULL LODGE

  40 A QUESTION OF SENSIBILITY

  41 FRAULEIN WILL NOT BE SOOTHED

  42 A UNION ASSAILED

  43 PARLOUS STATE OF THE STORES

  44 AN ACCIDENTAL ÉLÉVATION

  45 A STABLE BOY FLOGGED

  46 SINEWS FOR A BOW

  47 A BURIAL

  48 THE TRADER IS LATE

  49 IN A TURMOIL OF SPIRIT

  50 AN OLD LORD UNDETERRED

  51 THE WORLD DISAPPEARED

  52 A FADING LIGHT

  53 SIX HUNDRED POUNDS OF WIVES

  54 RIFLE AND KIT ABANDONED

  55 A VALET MISSED

  56 FROSTBITE AND ITS CURE

  57 A DISTRESSING LITTER, SOON REMOVED

  58 WOLF TRACKS AND A BUFFALO

  59 A GRAVE NOT NEEDED

  60 CONJUGAL OCCUPATIONS

  61 THE ICE IS UNFORGIVING

  62 A DARK WOMAN VISITS THE SANS ARC

  Characters

  BERRYBENDERS

  Lord Albany Berrybender

  Lady Constance Berrybender

  Tasmin

  Bess (Buffum)

  Bobbety

  Mary

  Brother Seven

  Sister Ten (later, Kate)

  Tintamarre, Tasmin’s staghound

  Prince Talleyrand, parrot

  STAFF

  Gladwyn, valet, gun bearer

  Fräulein Pfretzskaner, tutor

  Master Jeremy Thaw, tutor

  Mademoiselle Pellenc, femme de chambre

  Cook

  Eliza, kitchen maid

  Millicent, laundress

  Señor Yanez, gunsmith

  Signor Claricia, carriage maker

  Venetia Kennet, cellist

  Old Gorska, hunter

  Gorska Minor, his son

  Piet Van Wely, naturalist

  Holger Sten, painter

  Tim, stable boy

  Captain George Aitken

  Charlie Hodges, boatman

  Mery-Michaud, engagé

  George Catlin, American painter

  Toussaint Charbonneau, interpreter-guide

  Coal, Charbonneau’s Hidatsa wife

  Jim Snow (The Raven Brave; Sin Killer)

  Dan Drew, prairie hunter

  Maelgwyn Evans, trapper, Knife River

  Master Tobias Stiles, deceased

  Father Geoffrin, Jesuit

  INDIANS

  Big White, Mandan

  The Hairy Horn, Oglala Sioux

  Blue Thunder, Piegan Blackfoot

  Nemba, Oto

  Pit-ta-sa, Teton Sioux

  Blue Blanket, Teton Sioux

  Neighing Horses, Teton Sioux

  White Hawk, Sans Arc

  Three Geese, Sans Arc

  Grasshopper, Sans Arc

  Cat Head, Sans Arc

  Big Stealer, Sans Arc

  Little Stealer, Sans Arc

  Step Toe, Mandan

  Rabbit Skin, Mandan

  Draga, Aleut-Russian

  The Bad Eye, Gros Ventre

  FRENCH

  Georges Guillaume, trader

  Simon Le Page, Hudson’s Bay Company agent

  Malboeuf, his assistant

  John Skraeling, trader

  Malgres, Mexican/Apache

  I ate between battles, I slept among murderers, I was careless in loving and I looked upon nature without patience. Thus the time passed which was given me on earth.

  BRECHT

  1

  In the darkness beyond the great Missouri’s shore . . .

  IN the darkness beyond the great Missouri’s shore at last lay the West, toward which Tasmin and her family, the numerous Berrybenders, had so long been tending. The Kaw, an unimpressive stream, had been passed that afternoon—Tasmin, Bobbety, Bess, and Mary had come ashore in the pirogue to see the prairies that were said to stretch west for a thousand miles; but in fact they could hardly see anything, having arrived just at dusk. The stars were coming out—bright, high stars that didn’t light the emptiness much, as a full moon might have done. Bess, called Buffum by the family, insisted that she had heard a buffalo cough, while Bobbety claimed to have seen a great fish leap at dusk, some great fish of the Missouri. The three older Berrybenders tramped for a time along the muddy shore, trailed, as usual, by the sinister and uncompromising Mary, aged twelve, whom none of them had invited on the tour. In the last light they all stared at the gray grass and the brown slosh of water; but the great fish of the Missouri did not leap again. Disappointed, the agile Bobbety at once caught a slimy green frog, which he foolishly tried to force down Mary’s dress, the predictable result of his actions being that the frog squirmed away while Mary, never one to be trifled with, bit Bobbety’s forefinger to the bone, causing him to blubber loudly, to Buffum’s great annoyance and Tasmin’s quiet contempt. Though Bobbety attempted to give his sister a sharp slap, Mary, like the frog, squirmed away and, for a time, was seen no more.

  “It is said that there are no schools anywhere in the American West, in this year of our Lord 1832,” Bess declaimed, in her characteristically pompous way. The three of them were attempting to row the pirogue back to the big boat, but in fact their small craft was solidly grounded on the Missouri mud. Bobbety, muttering about lockjaw and gangrene, dropped the only paddle, which floated away.

  “Do get it, Tasmin . . . I’m bleeding . . .I fear the piranhas will inevitably attack,” Bobbety whined; his knowledge of natural history was of the slightest. Tasmin might readily have given him a succinct lecture on the normally benign nature of the piranha, in any case a fish of the
Amazon, not the Missouri, but she decided to postpone the lecture and catch the paddle, a thing soon accomplished, the Missouri being distressingly shallow at that point of its long drainage. Tasmin got wet only to her knees.

  In her large family, the ancient, multifarious Berrybenders, Tasmin was invariably the one who recovered paddles, righted boats, posted letters, bound up wounds, corrected lessons, dried tears, cuffed the tardy, reproved the wicked, and lectured the ignorant, study having been her passion from her earliest days.

  Far out in the center of the broad stream, the steamer Rocky Mount seemed to be as immovable as their humble pirogue—mired, perhaps, like themselves, in the clinging Missouri mud. Sounds of the evening’s carouse were just then wafting across the waves.

  2

  Occasionally she caught a note of Haydn . . .

  “NO schools at all, how liberating!” Bess repeated in her exasperating way; she seemed not to have considered that even if Oxford itself had been transported to the banks of the Kaw, their father, Lord Albany Berrybender, would never have spent a cent to educate any of his girls.

  “Yes, that is why it has been necessary to bring Fräulein Pfretzskaner and Master Jeremy Thaw, to tutor you and Bobbety and Mary and, of course, our brother Seven and our sister Ten,” Tasmin said.

  There were, in the Berrybenders’ great house in Northamptonshire, a block of offspring known collectively as the Ten, all born during a period when Lord Berrybender decided he preferred numbering to naming—the latter required a degree of attention he was ever more reluctant to grant, where his off-spring were concerned. Only two of the Ten had been allowed to come to America: the boy Seven, possessed of a cleft palate but otherwise physically unobjectionable, and the girl Ten, a wild brat so clever at hiding herself under tables and in closets that she could seldom be easily located—not that anyone had reason to seek her with any frequency.

 

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