The Bishop's Man: A Novel

by Linden MacIntyre

  On their way out, I overheard their whispering, talking about me.

  “Well, he’s different,” said one.

  The others murmured in assent.

  Sextus showed up unannounced on a Sunday afternoon in May. He said he was home from Toronto for an extended visit. I had trouble hiding my surprise and I suspected there was something wrong because he hugged me. Walked straight in, arms wide, and grabbed me.

  “You look fabulous,” he declared. “Maybe there’s something to this celibacy racket after all. I should try it.” He was fidgety, couldn’t stop moving, checking out the meagre contents of my dreary room. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned … It’s been at least ten years since my last visit …”

  He was smiling then, one knee slightly bent, head slightly tilted. He said it was amazing how nothing seems to have changed in the old ’hood. He was staying out at the old Gillis place, the Long Stretch. Temporarily.

  “The old place.”

  “Yep,” he said. “Me and John, two old bodags, making tea for one another.”

  I guess my face revealed my skepticism.

  “I know what you’re thinking,” he said. “Effie said I should check the place for firearms before venturing in. But John and I put all that crap behind us long ago.”

  Eventually he said that he’d had a small health scare. “Some medical issues,” was how he put it. He was standing in front of my bookcase and plucked a volume.

  I ventured: “So it’s been ten years since you’ve been home?”

  “More like eleven,” he said absently. “Macquarrie, eh? Funny name for an existentialist. I thought they were all French or German.” He sat, flipped open the cover. “Nineteen seventy-seven. That was just after you got back from … that place. Who was RM?”

  “Old priest. Former philosophy prof.”

  “Existentialism, eh?”

  “One of my interests,” I said.

  “Mine too, lately.”

  “I didn’t realize.”

  He sighed. “One day a Paki doctor sticks his finger up your ass and you just know by his face. This is bad, speaking existentially.”

  There was a long silence.

  “So that was the health scare,” I said, to break it.

  “I’m okay. It was a false alarm.”

  “Thank God.”

  “I did,” he said. “It’s shocking, just how quick the faith comes back.”

  Before he left, he stood for a while before the mantel, studying the photo of my sister.

  “Just look at her.”

  I couldn’t read the tone.

  “Believe it or not, she was a major help when I was … pretty down there, for a while.”

  “I’m glad to hear that,” I said.

  Then he picked up my photograph from Puerto Castilla. “Who’s he?” he said, pointing at Alfonso.

  “A guy I knew,” I said.

  “And the babe?”

  “Another friend.”

  Then it was the picture of our fathers and his uncle Sandy. “I think this used to be in the old place,” he said.

  “Effie got it from John when they split up. She gave it to me.”

  “Did you know that Uncle Sandy used to have a picture of Gracie Fields, from the same time, just before they went overseas? I wonder where that one got to? It was autographed. It’s probably worth something now. On the back of it she wrote: Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye. Then her name. Scrawled, but you could make it out, clear as anything.”

  “I didn’t know.”

  “I always wondered where he got that. There was a man, eh, Uncle Sandy. It wouldn’t surprise me if he took a run at old Gracie. You remember how he was?”

  “Oh, yes.”

  “And look at himself, my old man. Poor old Jack.” He shook his head. “They didn’t have a clue. But then again …”

  “I didn’t know that you were coming home.”

  “I meant to call,” he said, and smiled. “You know the way it is, how time goes.”

  “I know.”

  Now that I’m in middle age, the nights are always difficult, I find. I toss my body into various positions, awaiting sleep, but I just grow more alert. When I do sleep, my dreams persuade me that I’m still awake. I tell myself perhaps I need pills. Sextus said he took medication for a while for sleeplessness. Said it’s very common at our age. Especially in times of stress. And of course the stress increases with the weight of years. But he won’t take medication anymore and has started smoking pot instead. Said he can get it for me, any time. It’s everywhere in town. Better for you in the long run, he said.

  I smoked pot once. Alfonso had it. Where he got it, I have no idea. I remember laughing a lot, an innocent hysteria. Lying here alone, swathed in the damp silence of the old house, I think of Alfonso as frequently as I think of Jack and Sandy Gillis and my father. What goes through our heads when suddenly we have to face the inevitable? Death imposed, or death chosen? Occasionally the questions drive me out of bed, to get up and get out to try to shake the feeling of despair. At the end of life, I wonder, how much comfort, really, is belief? Did it help them?

  Sometimes I’ll shuffle to the bathroom, study the face in the mirror, now baggy-eyed, skin sere and thin. Soon throat and chin will become one continuum of sagging flesh. The ravages of half a century expose themselves at night. Time, the vampire, sucks away the juice of youth while we’re asleep. I can imagine the women from our earnest little meetings, and see them in such solitary moments. In their mirrors. In their husbands’ eyes. The night and time are harder on the women.

  The women named me Pelirrojo.

  The red hair now has a dusty look to it, fading like everything else. Bulging flab below the rib cage. And it gets worse from here on. After fifty.

  dec. 16. alfonso nagging me again today about my spanish, or lack of it. says i’m useless here without it. the only word you’ve learned, he said, is pelirrojo. i’m going to hand you over to jacinta. gracias, i said. worse things could happen to me.

  † † †

  The doctor once told me: Don’t just lie there. Get up. Do something. And on many nights that summer I would follow his advice, leave the house for the damp, cool air outside, the fragrance of the mountain. The sea would whisper as I made my way through darkness to the silent church to kneel before the bank of candles. And I would think of Jacinta, wondering where she was. And pray to Alfonso, remembering his fate. Wondering what, if anything, went through his mind.

  jacinta works at the hospital. she is a specialist in malnutrition and works with children. pretty in a modest way. very dark hair accentuates the green of the eyes. the kids are something else. sorrowful, silent, dark, empty faces, gap-toothed, snot-encrusted noses. thin hair the colour of clay. scab-encrusted scalps. ribs sticking through tissue-flimsy skin. you wonder how they get like that. jacinta will teach me to speak spanish … fluently, alfonso said.

  Jacinta. My secret garden, the place where understanding blooms.

  {3}

  Early in July, Effie called to say that she’d be coming home for a visit. I was briefly tempted to comment on this odd coincidence, she and Sextus, after such long absences, returning. She claimed the purpose of her mission was to celebrate my special birthday. My turning fifty.

  “This I’ve gotta see,” she said.

  I laughed and said that age is just a number, a convenience for administrators, bureaucrats and bookkeepers.

  “Then we’ll celebrate your health, wealth and common sense.”

  I offered her the bishop’s room, but she told me she’d be staying at the old place. Home. “If that’s okay.”

  “It isn’t really very comfortable,” I said. “Still pretty primitive.”

  “I plan to do something about that.”

  So I told her where the key was. Under a stone on the doorstep.

  “I know what you’re thinking,” she said.

  “You haven’t even seen the place for years. I haven’t done much since.”
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  She ignored me. “The place seemed solid then, no sign of damage. Nothing that a little TLC won’t fix.”

  “Go crazy,” I said.

  She’d been back once before that, briefly in 1987, her first repatriation since the cruel abandonment of John, the unseemly flight with Sextus after his father’s death seventeen years earlier. She didn’t explain her long absence or the unexpected end of it, just said she wanted to visit the old place on the Long Stretch. Our old home.

  “Do you really—”

  “Will you come with me?”

  It was the last thing I desired. “Of course,” I said.

  The tension grew as we neared the old place that time in 1987. She sat silent, arms crossed. I stole glances at her face, but it was closed. And then we were there, stopped on the roadside, studying the low-slung structure that had once been our home.

  “It looks good,” she said. “The vinyl siding makes it almost new. When did you do that?”

  “A few years back. Just after Honduras. I considered shingles, but—”

  “I’m glad you didn’t,” she said. “I like the siding … It makes it … I don’t know.”

  “Like plastic?”

  She shrugged and frowned.

  Outside the car, she hesitated. “Home. This was home.” She sighed deeply.

  She stood back as I unlocked the door. She was chewing on her lower lip, arms still folded.

  “Maybe it’s too much to absorb all at once. Why don’t we wait?” I said.

  She shook her head. “This just feels really weird.”

  She remained standing there beside the car for a paralyzing minute longer. Then she started walking, slowly, thoughtfully.

  Immediately inside the door, she drifted away from me, face drawn. I let her go, imagining her thoughts. Then I could hear her careful footsteps and knew she was wandering in the direction of her childhood bedroom, high, hard heels rapping slowly across the bare floorboards. Then there was silence. I sat at our old kitchen table, watching.

  “It’s a strange thing,” she said, “to not remember a mother. It’s like a big hole in your life.”

  “Maybe it’s just as well,” I said. “You’d mostly remember sickness and sorrow.”

  “Maybe. But I think it’s always best to have a memory … of something. Good or bad.”

  “Perhaps.”

  She was standing in the doorway to the tiny bedroom. “I remember it being bigger,” she said, walking into the empty space. She stopped and turned. “You got rid of my bed.”

  “The mattress springs were rusted out. And it was an odd size. You couldn’t replace the old mattress. So I sent it to the dump.”

  She was smiling at me. “You don’t have to explain.”

  “I thought maybe …”

  “No.” She paused by the window for a moment, then stood in the corner farthest from where her bed used to be. “He’d be here. I can still see the cigarette glowing.”

  “Let’s go.”

  “It’s okay. It’s years since I even thought of it.”

  I studied her closely. My sister. So detached from our history, and yet consumed by it. To distract her I asked, “Do you remember anything about our mother?”

  “She’s always been a ghost.”

  “And our father?”

  She laughed. “I remember the day we moved here. I must have been, what? Four or five?”

  In memory I hear the sudden rattle of the train all around us. The air is acrid from the locomotive smoking outside and the men smoking inside. Our father is leaning toward the window, looking out, his body fluid, moving gently with the swaying car. There’s a sleepy rhythm to the click and clank of iron rolling over steel. From time to time I hear an urgent howl from somewhere ahead of us. The train screaming danger at the empty countryside, the sullen trees. And I am aware again of the expanding distance from the heap of earth we left behind in the field of tall white stones, and that we four, now, are only three.

  A truck rattled by outside. I glanced toward the window. It was John Gillis.

  “Was that who I think it was?” she asked.

  “Will you go to see him while you’re home?”

  “I don’t think so.” She studied my face, looking for judgment or reassurance. “I can feel Daddy in the room,” she said at last. “You were never afraid of him, were you?”

  “The old man? No. I disliked him. I judged him. Then over time I got past it … But you don’t hate him anymore, do you?”

  She smiled.

  This time it was John who told me she’d arrived. He called on a Wednesday morning. “There was a light on in the old place last night. I was wondering.”

  “Effie must be home,” I said. “She told me she was coming.”

  “Ah. And how is old Effie? Or didn’t she change it to Faye after she went away?”

  “She’s back to being Effie.”

  “That’s good. The Faye was kind of fake. I thought, anyway.”

  “You should drop in. Say hello.”

  “I might.”

  Mid-morning on my birthday, which fell that Friday, the phone rang. I was standing at the picture window, studying the vast, flat bay, interpreting the ripples on its dark blue surface, trying to anticipate the weather.

  “Happy birthday,” Effie said. “I’ll be expecting you at seven.” “Expecting me where?” “Out home. Where did you think?” “Where are you calling from?”

  “I’m at John’s. I dropped by to invite them. John and Sextus. I thought I should remind you.” “I think I’ll pass,” I said. “Remember. Seven sharp.” The phone went dead.

  Maybe to get it over with, I went early. The old house reeked of cleaning fluids, gentrified by burning wax. Candles flickered and the blinds were drawn to exclude the setting sun, or perhaps to prevent disclosure of what she was doing to the house.

  “You’ll have a glass of wine, or maybe something stronger.”

  “Something stronger,” I replied.

  She poured a stiff Scotch. “A little toast to us. Before the others come.”

  “Right. The others.”

  “Don’t worry about it,” she said, and kissed me lightly on the cheek.

  John arrived first. He’s younger than I am and his body has an adolescent slimness, but I noted that his hair has gone almost white. Apparently he jogs a lot for fitness and for sanity. He caught Effie’s hand, bent his head toward hers. Their cheeks touched. Her eyes were tightly closed.

  Then Sextus barged into the room, singing a flat “Happy Birthday,” and knocked me off balance with a bear hug. This is becoming a habit, I thought, this hugging. He had a bottle of wine in each hand and I heard them clank dangerously behind me. He released me, then placed them on the cupboard with a flourish. He shook Effie’s hand with mock formality, bowing slightly. She dipped, face faintly pink. Then he took her in his arms, started a slow waltz around the kitchen, singing loudly: “Can I have this … dunce … for the rest of my life …”

  John stared, eyebrows raised, mouth-corners twitching, struggling to seem amused.

  “I see you’ve had a head start,” Effie said.

  She broiled steaks, assembled a simple salad, and as we ate, we rode the currents of wine back through time to places that were safe. John, who drank only water, was mostly quiet.

  Once, he asked abruptly: “Is this the same old table?”

  Effie said: “The very one.”

  “If it could talk,” he said. And grunted.

  After that we all went quiet for a while, each drawn back to memories best not compared. I think there was music somewhere, instrumental music with haunting undertones. Irish, I think.

  Then Sextus broke the silence. “You didn’t tell them, did you?” He was speaking to John.

  “Tell them what?” he asked.

  “My news. I’m staying around, for a while at least. Moving into an apartment in town. John is devastated.” He pointed a finger at his cousin and laughed.

  After a few more glas
ses of wine, I returned to the Scotch. Effie at some point proposed a toast. “So here we are,” she said. “Here’s to the birthday boy. And the best years still to come. Here’s to fifty. They say it’s the new forty.”

  We drank.

  “And to all my boys,” she continued, smiling toward her two ex-husbands, raising her wineglass daintily. She too was a little drunk by then. They both sat with slightly foolish expressions on their faces.

  And I remember blurting to Sextus later on, “You don’t find any of this strange?”

  “Of course it’s strange,” he said softly, leaning close. “It’s twisted. So fucking what?”

  I nodded, grasping the simple logic the way that only alcohol makes possible.

  “Hey,” he said, “twisted is the new normal.” Then he laughed and grabbed me in a headlock. My drink splashed my lap.

  I struggled. “Don’t do that,” I said, the anger like a jolt.

  “No matter what,” he said, releasing me, “we’re family, for God’s sake.”

  And I felt the unwelcome surge of cheap reassurance.

  The rest of the birthday is blank.

  But I know that the kitchen was tidy and filled with a pale blue light when I came to on the lounge. It took a moment to remember where I was and then it was as if the old man was there again. A shadow hovering near that door on the far side of the kitchen, where her bedroom used to be.

  I found shoes. Carried them into the blaring morning light.

  Outside, the air was cool and moist and loud with early birds. Somewhere in the distance, the resolute sound of a large truck, tires ringing on the cold asphalt.

  Backing out of the yard, I realized there were still two vehicles parked there. Effie’s rental and the red half-ton that Sextus drives.

  August arrives on chilly mornings but softens in the afternoons. On a sunny Sunday, just after lunch, relaxing on the veranda with a Bloody Mary, I was reviewing the words of my morning homily with some satisfaction. A parish, I’d discovered, is a platform. Article Four, Presbyterorum ordanis: “… apply the perennial truth of the gospel to the concrete circumstances of life.”