Pyramid Power (ARC)

by Dave Freer

  "Right," said Liz. "I suppose I am the only person who has ever plucked and drawn a game bird. You two"—she singled out Tolly and Ty who were investigating a rack of sharp implements—"come. You're about to learn how to do something quite revolting which will delight you."

  That was enough to get their co-operation. And it would get her out of sewing. Or, hopefully, cooking. She'd rebelled early against learning anything about either art. The only real worry was that it might not get her out of finding out just what multi-flavored jelly beans turned into in a Norse context.

  For the next hour it was quite a happy little domestic scene. Three people sewing together with rough thongs enough furs to bankrupt a royal house, and give the entire "beauty without cruelty" movement collective apoplexy. Well, if they'd been here, the ladies would just have had to come to terms with reality. In that period of history, fur equated with warmth and everyone wore them. And, cruelty or not, the garments that were being roughly stitched with thongs weren't beautiful anyway. But they would be warm.

  Lamont was dividing his attention between supervising Agent Stephens' attempts at sawing and Agent Bott's attempts at cooking. Neither were going to win any prizes. Thor was bemusedly stirring barley gruel and also keeping a weather eye on Agent Bott trying to grill birds.

  Liz and her team were trying their hand at nailing a platform of riven oak together, using crude iron nails they'd found. And Liz was trying hard not to throw up at the lingering taste of one of the jelly beans she'd tried, too incautiously. What it had turned into, in Norse terms, didn't bear thinking about. At a guess it had been the same dirty trick some Swedish fisheries scientists had tried on her in repayment for the mampoer trick she'd played on them. The memory of a rakfisk flavor bean would remain with her for always. Why couldn't she have gotten arctic cloudberry, like Lamont? Still, even rakfisk was better than whatever flavor Agent Stephens had got. He had thrown up.

  The plan—if they could get through the night without Thor going into the DTs—was to proceed to this Bilskírir of his in the morning on the sled they were constructing. Despite Lamont's obsession with puns and useless information, he was a really good maintenance man when he'd wanted to be. The man was genuinely good with his hands.

  Chapter 13

  The afternoon was sultry. Yet the new body that had fallen out of the pyramid onto the street outside was cold enough to have come out of a morgue. Condensation began to form on the brass breastplate and the solitary grieve. The helmet radio chattered and the GPS tracker came on.

  * * *

  In the PSA operations control room in Washington, there was a loud cheer.

  PSA Director Helen Garnett leaned over the shoulder of one of her assistants, who was studying the information coming onto the screen. "I take it we've made contact finally, Jim. Which agent is it?"

  Assistant Director of Operations James Horton was leaning over the woman's other shoulder, studying the same screen. "I think...."

  The woman sitting in front of the console provided the answer. "It's Agent Sternal, ma'am. No question about that. But he's not responding to our signals."

  "Why not?" demanded Garnett testily. "I thought the man had been properly trained. There's no excuse for—"

  "Uh, he's dead, ma'am," said the operative. She pointed at some data in one corner of the screen. "Those are his vitals. Flat as a pancake. Agent Sternal is dead, ma'am."

  Garnett straightened up and stared at Horton. "Dead?" she said, as if it were a word she'd just encountered.

  * * *

  Inside the inner perimeter the medics who still did patrols there might have gotten to the man faster if the PSA had thought to set up a liaison with them. As it was, by the time Agent Sternal was found the corpse was well on its way back to ambient temperature. The man was so well dead that all they could do was load him into a field ambulance and drive out.

  The ambulance was met at the outer perimeter by a team of PSA operatives, but not until the paratroopers stopped it first. The PSA vehicle and its four occupants had been forced to remain thirty yards away. Cruz and Mac's story had got around, and the paratroopers were in no mood to put up with the PSA trying its usual bullying tactics. The lieutenant insisted that the perimeter was under the control of the 101st—and the PSA could damn well wait in line.

  For their part, the PSA operatives were insistent that no one except them was to handle the matter of Sternal's reappearance. No one there, on either side of the controversy, had any doubt that telephone calls and emails were being exchanged like gunfire between offices in Washington, the Pentagon—and the various offices maintained in Chicago by all parties involved.

  The two agents still in the PSA van got out, and one of them tapped the agent-in-charge on the shoulder. "GPS says he's in that vehicle, Senior Agent Moran."

  "Let's get him, then," said the agent. "I've had enough of this crap."

  The four of them went across to the field-ambulance, where the lieutenant from the 101st was consulting with the EMTs. Senior Agent Moran flashed his ID at the driver. "We're here for the man you have in the vehicle."

  The driver blinked, and looked at the lieutenant.

  For his part, the lieutenant didn't blink. "The hell you will," he said pleasantly. "Professor Tremolo will handle this."

  Moran gave the lieutenant's name plate a quick glance. "Evans, is it? Well then, Lieutenant. Evans, let me explain to you the facts of life."

  "Fuck you," said the lieutenant, every bit as pleasantly. "The only 'fact of life' that matters here today is that we are paratroopers and you are punks. If you give me any shit at all, you're dogfood."

  Moran gaped at him. "You—you—" He took a shaky breath. "You can't!"

  "Don't be silly. I told you. We're paratroopers. That's what we do. And I guarantee you we're a lot better at it than you are."

  Evans turned his head slightly. "Sergeant Andersen, if any of these PSA agents makes a threatening move, kill him."

  "Yes, sir," said the nearby sergeant, stolidly. "Private Henderson, lower your weapon. The lieutenant said if they make a threatening move." He gave the PSA agents a glance. "Which they won't."

  A bit reluctantly, the rifle barrel of one of his soldiers came down. Maybe two inches.

  Moran was still gaping at Evans. Then, realizing how foolish he looked, snapped his mouth shut.

  "I'll have you cashiered for this," he hissed. "At the very least."

  Evans shrugged. "Maybe. But I doubt it, and you want to know why?" The lieutenant jerked a thumb at the ambulance. "Because this operation of yours is already coming apart at the seams, that's why. You Pissants might have gotten away with breaking half the laws on the books, if you hadn't gotten caught in the act and if your operation had succeeded. But you did and it isn't. In Washingtonese, do you know what word that translates into?"

  Moran stared at him. "What?" he finally asked.

  "Wa-ter-gate," said Evans, drawling out the syllables. "There's blood in the water, Pissant—and it's yours, not mine. So guess who the sharks are coming after? They ate a president, once, after snacking on a bunch of flunkies and plumbers. You think they'll choke on a quarter-ante agency director—much less a penny-ante field agent?"

  Moments later, the PSA vehicle departed. The lieutenant turned back to the ambulance driver.

  "So what did he die of?"

  The medic shrugged. "Hypothermia, maybe," he said, wiping the sweat off his brow. "The only other thing obviously wrong with him was a broken ankle. But he had frostbite."

  "Examination of the material on the corpse's sandals revealed fragments of plant material, mostly fairly far gone into decay." The young forensic scientist spoke calmly, as if he weren't addressing an audience that included an eagle-winged, lion-bodied individual with the upper body of a naked woman. "However, we have identified the remains of bracken, Pteridium aquilinum, and also cloudberry."

  "Not exactly what you would expect to find in Greece, even mythological Greece," said Miggy, steepling his finge
rs.

  "No, Professor, it isn't. The pollen analysis from the mud paints a picture far more congruent with a paleoarctic origin for the material. I have a crew doing composition comparisons with various locales in Northern Europe and Asia, at various historical dates." He scratched his chin, obviously debating whether to extend comment past what was certain.

  "Spit it out," said Miggy, who, as a career scientist, was an expert at dealing with scientific caution.

  "It looks like Scandinavia, Professor. Tenth or eleventh century."

  Miggy Tremelo grunted. "Norse myth. Rachel, get me someone with some expertise. Actually, get three or four. I'll talk to them on the phone, and see if I can pick out someone I can actually communicate with."

  "Norse. You mean like the Vikings and Thor and Odin and all that stuff?" said McKenna.

  "Yes. And I'm afraid I know a lot less about that subject than I do about high energy physics," admitted Tremelo.

  "I know a little about it," said the paratrooper. "Ma was an Olsen before she married. Danish roots and proud of them. It's pretty wild stuff. Fenrir wolf and Ragnarok. And Loki. And lots of giants and trolls and snow and ice."

  "Prefect spot for a bunch of Greek hoplites," snorted Cruz. "Well, at least they've got the Doc with them—if they'll have enough sense to listen to him."

  "And my child," said Medea.

  "And my mother," said Tina, "and Ella, and Daddy and Emmitt and Ty. We need to get them back. I want them!"

  "We're doing our best, child. And, well, they are the best. They're the only people who have ever come back alive before." What Miggy didn't have the courage to say, was that the means they used last time—the sphinx—wouldn't work. Without a lot more data about Norse mythology he wasn't sure what would work, if anything could.

  The phone rang. Miggy was relieved.

  And then, as he realized what the call meant, a lot less relieved.

  He stood up. "I have to go to Washington to testify to a Senate select committee. That woman—Ms. Garnett—has apparently been very busy. I guess it's going to be a political slugging match, after all. I thought she'd have enough sense to cut her losses and run. I'm going to need some witnesses. Rachel, get me Colonel McNamara on the line. Patch him through to my cell phone, since I've a plane to catch. You all stay right here, until I contact you."

  "What about the dragons?" asked Medea, pointing to the parking lot, where the dragons reclined.

  "Yeah," said Cruz. "Fish and Wildlife are getting pretty shrill about taking them back to their reserve. Still, Bitar and Smitar are a major deterrent for those PSA goons. Whether or not they'd be dumb enough to start a physical conflict with us paratroopers, the dragons just plain scare them. I'd like them near at hand."

  Miggy smiled evilly. "I have taken steps. A special guard for them and Throttler is flying up from Vegas. I believe they're accompanied by several news crews. The dragons will stay exactly where you want them. You are not alone in the belief that Ms Garnett would like them, you, and certainly me, to disappear. In the interests of national security, of course."

  "Of course," said Cruz. "Actually, I'd better go out and talk to the dragons. They're not very bright, but they tend to listen to me."

  "For about as long as it sticks in their heads," said Medea, squeezing his shoulder. "Which is, generally speaking, not very long."

  "You need to pat it them gently with something," said Cruz. "An oar is good."

  The dragons greeted him with their usual enthusiasm, as if they hadn't seen him for three months and he was their only possible source of food. Literally, of course. They tried to wrap their coils around him and taste him with their tongues.

  "Lay off, let me breathe! The food arrived yet?"

  The dragons looked at him with kicked puppy eyes. He was obliged to wallop their heads a few times to reassure them.

  "No food, Cruz," said Smitar, mournfully.

  "Poor little us," said Bitar, accidentally squashing a SUV. "Nobody loves us. Not even the chicks."

  "And I've nothing against chicken," said Smitar. "It's nicer than goose. Not so many feathers to get stuck in your teeth."

  "If you eat them before barbequeing them, that is," said Bitar, licking his chops. "They're nice with fries, I believe."

  "What are fries?" asked Smitar, tasting a piece of SUV bumper.

  Bitar thought about it. "It's tricky. Anything that can't get out of the way, that you cook in grease."

  "Never was that fond of Greek food. I preferred the flavor of Egyptians. More tender and spicier," said Smitar. "Anyway, we're starving."

  Cruz swatted them affectionately. "You can't believe everything a dragon says. They speak with forked tongue. I know from Arachne that you ate at the truck-stop. And I've got to have a word with you about that. You have to stop snacking on people's cars."

  "Can't help it," said Bitar. "I'm craving metal. And the stupid officials here don't wear armor like they should."

  "It's a breach of tradition," agreed Smitar. "It shouldn't be allowed. Officials need armor. And I must admit I really feel the need for bit of bronze. This chrome lacks flavor."

  Cruz wished like hell he had Liz to ask about the biology of the creatures. Maybe they really did need to eat some metal.

  "There is something missing in our lives, Cruz," said Smitar

  Bitar nodded. "Besides grilled chicken. Or goose."

  Smitar coughed awkwardly. "It's about... you know... Lady dragons."

  Bitar nodded. "You haven't got a sister, have you, Cruz? You did say your mother could be a bit of an old dragon."

  Chapter 14

  Loki was, in many ways, the architect of Ragnarok. Jerry faced an interesting conundrum here. Did he try to help the god who had brought about the end of everything? Or was that playing into the Krim's hands? The answer seemed to lie in gaining an ally... and changing the course of the myth. "So, why does Uncle Fox not find another way?"

  "Uncle Fox. I had almost forgotten that," said Loki appreciatively.

  "It is a good name for the cleverest of tricksters," said Jerry. Flattery was supposed to be something you laid onto royalty with a trowel, and he suspected that for gods a steam-shovel would be good. Anyway, in this case, it was accurate. Loki was supposed to be the arch-trickster. But, besides his mischief, he was supposed to be the source of most evil and the eventual destroyer of the entire world. Despite the charm of the man, Jerry knew that he had to treat him with caution. A good trickster would have to have abundant charisma, after all.

  "The cleverest of tricksters lies bound until the end of this cycle of time," said Loki with a wry smile. "Anyway, I did not know I had competition."

  Jerry shrugged. "I am an expert of sorts on the competition. The trickster is a common motif in mythology. Nearly every culture has one, from Hanuman to Glooskap. They are usually neither good nor evil, but do help men when the fancy takes them. Loki is held as the greatest of them all. They are all thought to be at least in part created as good bad examples."

  "Maybe," said Loki dreamily, "Maybe once they were chieftains of small tribes on leafy islands, who helped their people to survive by guile and cunning, when strength would not prevail. Yes, I was the friend of humans once. But did they come to my aid when the Ás killed my son and used his entrails to bind me?"

  "Did they know?" asked Jerry. "And could they? Your enemies made sure that they would not wish to."

  "That is true enough," admitted Loki. "One-eye found me a useful thing to blame for most things."

  "Almost half of which you had nothing to do with," said Sigyn.

  "Well yes. But the other half I did, often as not," said Loki, with disarming honesty. "It usually seemed worth it, at the time."

  "And now?" asked Jerry

  "Well, some of the tricks were worth it," said Loki. "I probably shouldn't have done Sif's hair. It served her right for being a tease, though. But Freyja deserved what she got. Even she admitted it later. And Skadi deserved it too, I don't care what she says."

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nbsp; Jerry nodded. "And, if I recall right, a fair number of those pranks of yours involved changing your size and shape?"

  "That and my powers over fire are my aspects, mortal. Uh, Jerry. That is how we have a fire in this damp pit, though we have little else. Fire is my name and fire is my nature, they say. Friend and destroyer both."

  There was indeed something very flamelike about the mercurial Loki. "Well, how about we try the friend part on these thongs tying my hands together?"

  "An easy gift to give," said Loki, fixing his sparkling eyes on the thongs. They began to smolder, and then, as Jerry strained against them, they broke and burned fiercely.

  Jerry flung them away hastily, and the fire promptly died. It was good to have his hands free. "Thank you," he gave Loki a bow. "Now all you have to do is transform yourself and we can be out of here."

  "If it were that easy, oh man from a far-off place," said Loki, "I would have been gone for many ages and Ragnarok would have been. Odin has bound me here with a tie that cannot be broken. A blood tie. A tie that goes deeper than the iron that Odin changed Narfi's entrails to, once they had bound me. I am bound by my son. I cannot break or escape that bond."

  Jerry pondered the matter. "I think I understand. It is symbolic magic, isn't it? The chain that bound Fenrir is much the same thing. Tangible things can be broken. Intangibles... are much harder."

  "Indeed," said Loki. "I should have guessed from what they did to my Fenrir. It was that that turned me against them, finally. As you say, any fool can break a leg or a sword. To break the spirit or destroy hope is indeed much harder. The bond between father and son is not easily broken. Odin used that to shackle me, as nothing else could. Sigyn cannot free me of the entrails of our son, either."