Parker's Folly

by Doug L. Hoffman

  “The sled is coming along side now. Be advised that the docking bay is being inundated by alien creatures. Lt. Bear's squad and the rest of the boarding party are holding them off, but I would suggest you hasten your return.”

  “Roger that, Folly. We are on the way.” Gretchen, who had dropped down on one knee while catching her breath and reloading, stood and told her companions, “come on Marines, we need to haul ass!”

  Parker's Folly, Cargo Hold, Port Side Door

  “Belay that fire, you deck monkeys!” the Chief called to Hitch and Jacobs. “I'm going to fly the skiff into the cargo hold.” As he spoke he circled the hover sled to the right, swinging its tail wide to point the craft back in the direction they came from.

  “Aw, Chief. We wasn't going to hit you,” complained Hitch. “The Captain said we was to give you covering fire.”

  “Like I trust yous with loaded weapons,” the Chief shot back. He then raised the heavily burdened sled so it could clear the cargo door's threshold and slipped sideways into the hold. “So now what are you waiting for? Help keep those bug things off the Marines!”

  As the two crewmen resumed firing at the milling mass of spiders, inside the cargo hold the Chief grounded the sled well way from the door. “All right, everyone out of the boat.” Noticing corpsman White standing by with a gurney next to the lift, the old boatswain motioned for the medic to come forward. “We ain't got any live one's for you Petty Officer, but we have some remains you might want to remove before the rest of 'em get back.”

  “OK, Chief,” Betty answered, moving the gurney forward. With some trepidation she asked, “who are they?”

  “The Marine called Two Can and that Wendover kid,” the Chief said. Then, seeing the pain in the corpsman's eyes, he added, “Sorry about your squad mate. If it's worth anything he died quick. Come on, I'll help you load 'em.”

  The Chief, Yuki and Col. Kondratov all helped to place the remains of the two men, such as they were, on the medical gurney. The gurney floated frictionless above the deck, suspend much like a hover sled. Without a word, Betty pushed the gurney with its grisly cargo to the lift, rose to mid-deck level and into the airlock leading to the medical section.

  Standing arms akimbo, Chief Zackly watched her go. Shaking his head sadly he turned to Dr. Saito and Col. Kondratov, menacing hulks in their black armor. “Gentlemen, I'll take those weapons if you please. In a few minutes there will be enough people waving live weapons around in here without adding a couple more.”

  “Certainly, Chief,” replied Yuki, handing him the rail gun. After a moment's hesitation, Ivan also complied. “Should we exit the hold?”

  “Negative, stand to. Don't want the airlocks tied up as you cycle through. Besides, we might need some extra hands when the rest come back on board.”

  The Boarding Party, Alien Docking Bay

  The scene that greeted Lt. Curtis and her companions as they exited the tunnel was pure pandemonium. Gouts of flaming plasma shot in all directions, showers of sparks and molten metal spewed where they impacted the deck. The red-orange alien plasma was interlaced with the green stitching of return fire from Lt. Bear's party, who were hunkered down in the middle of the docking bay.

  Closer by, Washington and Sizemore were also firing on the aliens, trying to keep them from blocking the tunnel entrance. “We're coming out!” Gretchen yelled over the squad frequency, as the three tardy expedition members pounded out of the tunnel and headed for the ship.

  On the left, Washington headed for Bear's squad and the saftey of the ship beyond. On the right, Cpl. Sizemore turned toward them and raised a hand signaling recognition. The Gunny waved back just moments before a gigantic crab shaped alien dropped on top of Sizemore from overhead. “What the fuck is that!” the Gunny shouted, raising her weapon and firing a short burst of 5mm at the crab-thing. Seeing her rounds ricocheting in all directions, she stopped firing, afraid of hitting Sizemore.

  Beneath the crab, Sizemore managed to roll over onto his back. The looming metal monster raised a heavy front leg and brought it down like a spear on top of the helpless Marine. The Corporal's armor shell went rigid under the impact and the pointed end of the crab's leg slid off without doing any harm. The creature made repeated attempts to skewer the man pinned beneath it, to no effect. The crab-thing went to plan B.

  Underneath the crab, Cpl. Sizemore was trying to bring his weapon to bear on his oversized assailant, lucky that the weapon had not been torn from his grasp when the alien tried to make a Marine-kabob out of him. The crab lifted its body above the trapped Marine, gaining clearance so its carapace could open. From the opening in its underside a large plasma cannon extruded. Seeing the emerging muzzle aimed at his head, Sizemore finally managed to raise his rail gun into firing position. Selecting HE, full auto, Sizemore pulled the trigger, repeating “shitshitshitshit...” over the open comm.

  In the end it was a dead heat. The first two rounds left the barrel of Sizemore's 20mm launcher before the crab fired. At point blank range, the plasma bolt vaporized the unfortunate Marine's helmeted head. The shock of the blast, however, stiffened the remaining unvaporized armor, holding the Corporal's weapon in position as it emptied its magazine of high explosive rounds into the creature's exposed underbelly.

  A rapid string of exploding HE rounds propelled the crab-thing upward and away from Sizemore's body, before blowing the alien into a shower of tissue and body parts. The Gunny ran forward, hosing down three spiders as she ran. Gretchen looked toward the ceiling and saw another of the huge crab-things falling toward the deck. She selected HE and fired on the descending creature, calling out, “BEAR!”

  Three hundred meters away, Bear snapped around and instantly raised his grenade launcher. A syncopated stream of HE rounds lept from its barrels. The four rounds from Gretchen's partly empty magazine managed to blow the crab sideways as it fell, the last round taking off a leg. Then Bear's salvo struck—explosions so close together that they formed a single prolonged blast ripping the crab to pieces.

  “Kwan, grab an arm,” Gunny Rodriguez ordered. Kwan shifted his weapon to his left hand as he trotted up, then bent to grab his former comrade's arm. Together, the two Marines ran toward the ship, carrying the headless body of the fallen corporal between them. Where the body had lain, the metal surface of the dock cooled, fading to a dull cherry red. Gretchen brought up the rear.

  As they reached Lt. Bear's squad—which was punishing the pursuing aliens with a withering fusillade—Kwan and the Gunny handed Sizemore's body off to Reagan and Feldman. As the entire party lit out for the ship, Gretchen said to Bear in passing, “thanks, I owe you one.”

  “No problem, Babe,” Bear replied, emptying the last of his HE rounds in the direction of the tunnel entrance. Then, almost sadly, he turned and galloped after the humans, back to the safety of the ship.

  * * * * *

  At the port cargo hold door, the two crewmen were boosting the last of the Marines up the ten meters to the cargo hold door. They had already passed Cpl. Sizemore's body to those on board. With the Marines on board, Lt. Curtis assisted the crewmen and then signaled JT. “Come on, snake eater. Your next.”

  “You'll get no argument from me,” JT replied, running toward the Lieutenant. She crouched down and made a stirrup with her gloved hands. JT raised his left leg without breaking stride and stepped into Gretchen's cradling hands. Gretchen stood and flipped the massive soldier through the opening above. “Gotta love that low G,” he called from above.

  “OK, Bear. Get your ass on board.” Without a word, Bear turned, took two galloping strides and lept through the hold door. Gretchen was now alone outside the ship—as mission commander she had sworn to be the last one back on board. Looking aft, she noticed a familiar blue shimmer across the docking bay's entrance. “Bridge, Lt. Curtis. We may have a complication.”

  “What would that be, Lieutenant?” came the Captain's immediate reply.

  “I think the aliens have turned on a force field blocking our
way out. That blue glow behind the ship is similar to the barrier we ran into inside the station. I don't know how strong it is but, having seen what that one did to one of our armored suits, I wouldn't want to try just flying through it.”

  “Roger that, Lieutenant. We'll handle it. Now get on board so we can depart.”

  “Aye aye, Sir.” Gretchen stepped several meters away from the side of the ship and then ran toward the open hold door at a 40º angle. Performing the J type approach favored by Fosbury floppers, she arrived beneath the opening and launched her body vertically, thrusting her arms and one knee upward. Twisting in flight, Gretchen passed over the door's lower lip head first, sailing across the threshold on her back. Clearing the entrance by a good half a meter the Lieutenant landed on her back on the cargo hold deck.

  “Boarding party all on board or accounted for. Close the cargo hold door and get us out of this dump.” If I had done that on Earth it would have been a new world record, she mused, not that I could have done that under normal gravity. We may be running for our lives from homicidal aliens but man, I really love this job.

  Bridge, Parker's Folly, Departing the Docking Bay

  “Gunners, fire on anything that moves,” the Captain ordered. Now that his people were all on board they could spray the station with high energy X-rays without endangering anyone—anyone except the aliens. In front of the central column, ranks of spiders and crab-things flared white hot. The rushing hoard of hostile creatures melted away, as insubstantial as fog on a bright summer's day.

  “Helm, raise the ship so we are halfway between the two plates. Prepare to back us out smartly when I signal.”

  “Aye, Captain,” replied Bobby. Billy Ray was manning the forward battery, prepared to send the station's denizens a parting gift as they left.

  “Gunners, switch your control to the rear X-ray batteries. I want you to target the lips of both plates. Cut away the edge of the plates until that glowing blue curtain disappears. Fire!”

  “Aye aye, Sir,” Melissa replied for the impromptu gunnery crew. As she spoke, bright spots appeared along the edges of both upper and lower dock surfaces, burning brilliant white like magnesium flares. As the X-ray lasers played back and forth across the limits of the alien dock, explosions sent fans of sparks into the space between the plates. Glowing wisps of vaporized metal danced in the roiling space at the mouth of the bay and whole chunks of dock material broke off and spun away into the void.

  The sheet of blue that barred their way rippled and tore, as though a fountain waterfall had been turned off. In seconds the cascade of energy vanished, leaving only the blackness of space behind the ship. “Helm, reverse one eighth, get her out of here. Mr. Vincent, give them something to distract from our departure.”

  “Aye, Captain!” Billy Ray pressed the firing button for the forward rail guns as the landing bay rushed away from them. There was only time for a single volley, but the effect was still gratifying: the slug from the port gun passed through the tunnel, crossed the central shaft and blew a large crater in the shaft wall; the slug from the right gun struck the column wall just to the right of the tunnel opening, burrowed partway through the core wall and vaporized a large chunk of the structure.

  Bobby performed another of his tight end-over-end flips and streaked away from the carnage behind them. Plasma and vaporized material from the right slug formed a plume that erupted from the docking bay where Folly had exited just seconds before. The grin on Bobby's face threatened to reach his ears, while Billy Ray looked quite pleased with himself as well.

  “All ahead flank, Mr. Danner. Put the planet between us and that station as soon as you can,” the Captain ordered. “You might wish to add some random evasive maneuvers to our course.” I don't know if they have any weapons capable of hitting us, but there is no reason to take any chances.

  “Gunners, stand down and place your weapons in automatic self-defense mode. And my congratulations on a job well done.” The Captain smiled at both of the lady gunners. I doubt the regular gun crew could have done a better job. I think I have been underutilizing some of my personnel assets.

  For their part, both Jolene and Melissa were beaming. Next time in the lounge, instead of listening to everyone else's tales of adventure and daring-do, they would have some tales of their own to add.

  “Lt. Curtis, Bridge. How much longer until detonation?”

  “By my count we have just over 17 minutes, Captain.”

  Susan, The Alien Egg Room

  Susan sat alone in silence. Nothing moved in the egg room during the half hour since the others left. She kept waiting for her life to pass before her eyes, but the stream of autobiographical memories never came. No “this is your life,” no film at eleven.

  Like most young people, Susan never gave death much thought—particularly not the possibility of her own death. With a career barely started and a private life that, until a few days ago, was a chaotic shambles, death did not enter the picture—she simply had too much left to do. Funny, all those plans she had were thrown out the window when she and JT boarded a strange spaceship in an old man’s dirigible hanger.

  That simple act led to adventure beyond her wildest dreams: a trip to the Moon and beyond, battles with hostile aliens, and even a real romance among the stars. The Captain had made a remark when they first found themselves in alter-space, something about “arriving somewhere but not here.” Later, Billy Ray explained that the phrase was the title of a song by Porcupine Tree, a group she had never heard of. He recited the chorus for her and it came back to her now.

  All my designs, simplified

  And all my plans, compromised

  All my dreams, sacrificed

  The words seemed so prophetic. Certainly her life was simplified when she was trapped on board Parker's Folly. And all her plans had been compromised, swept away by events beyond her control. Even so, that didn't make life bad. Instead, she found new and unlikely friends like Gretchen and Ludmilla, and of course, Billy Ray.

  But now, as though the song's lyrics were part of some ancient curse, the half formed dreams she had of a happier future were about to be sacrificed—finally and irrevocably. Her vision began to blur as the tears she had managed to hold off welled up in her eyes.

  Mom and Dad, I hope you were right and I get to see you again in heaven, she thought, as close to praying as she could bring herself. If I have to blow up the station myself is that suicide? They always taught that suicide was a sin. Maybe God will let me say hi before sending me to hell. Through the watery shimmer, movement drew her attention back to the here and now.

  Beyond the blue veil that held her captive, a spider, then two more moved in front of the egg room opening. Oh God, no! She checked the timer. They are five minutes early, can't they even let me die on schedule?

  The blue force screen disappeared.

  Susan gripped the manual detonator, squeezing the arming trigger. Tears forgotten, she watched as red LEDs blinked into life on the explosives positioned about the antimatter storage room. They seemed almost festive, winking on to wish her a fond farewell. The spiders entered the chamber.

  Well this is it, my final sign-off, she thought, I hope the ship is far enough away. With that, she stood up and shouted out loud, “I love you Billy Ray!”

  Susan pressed the plunger.

  Chapter 22

  The Bridge, Parker's Folly

  Time passed with nerve shredding slowness on the bridge. Lengthened by anticipation, each subsequent second seemed to take longer than its predecessor. Behind the accelerating ship the alien space station was hidden by the bulk of the dead planet it orbited. Folly's arcing course had skimmed the planet's atmosphere and carried the fleeing earthlings nearly 90,000 kilometers away from the malevolent space mushroom.

  Glancing at the control panel, Jack marked the countdown timer. Roughly five minutes to detonation, I hope 150,000 km will be far enough away. We really don't know how much of a bang the antimatter will make, only that it should be
big.

  Most of the crew was watching the view behind the ship on their station monitors. The planet receded as they waited for the expected explosion yet, when it came, it took most by surprise in its suddenness, light flaring from screens across the bridge. The aft camera quickly compensated for the sudden blossoming of light, rendering a more useful view of the event. Beta Comae had just become a double star.

  While the others silently marveled at the titanic explosion Jack's worried thoughts were a bit different. It went four minutes early! I hope we are far enough away to not be incinerated. “Helm, reduce engines to ahead one half. Engineering, divert power to the rear shields.”

  Sure enough, as the sleeting radiation and hailstorm of subatomic particles enveloped the ship alarms began to sound. At the engineering station Freddy Adams called out. “Captain, the rear shields are starting to fail. They are down to 60%...50%...40%...”

  “Helm, engines stop—flip the ship end-over-end. Now!”

  Bobby's hands danced on the helm controls as he replied, “aye aye, Sir!” The ship shuddered and the klaxon sounded a warning as the combination of shock wave and sudden maneuvering overloaded the gravity compensators. Rising in front of the ship was a brilliant white star many times larger than the dark planetary disk eclipsing it. The transparent panels in the ship's nose automatically darkened to keep the crew from being blinded.

  As they watched, a shock front could be seen racing across the face of the planet, advancing from all sides toward the point on the globe farthest from the explosion's origin. The fiery wave scoured the surface of the dead world, the untouched portion shrinking ever smaller and finally disappearing. “If it wasn't a dead planet before, it surely is one now,” Billy Ray observed.