Her Majesty's Wizard

by Christopher Stasheff

  "Do you say we are doomed?" Alisande demanded.

  "Nay, surely not." The abbot smiled bleakly. "Yet I misdoubt our power to maintain our walls."

  "I wouldn't worry too much, milord." Matt glanced down at the brilliant spark hovering in his cupped palm. "I think we'll manage."

  The abbot's back stiffened as he turned ponderously toward Matt, inclining his head in a stiff, too-elaborate bow. "I thank you for your words of good hope, Lord Wizard; but while her Highness has paid tribute to your scholarship, I must ask: How sound is your knowledge of warfare?"

  It was a good question, Matt admitted to the Demon-later. "How about it, Max? Can we hold out, you and I between us?"

  "'Tis a fine question, Lord Wizard," the spark hummed. "I've not yet gauged the strength of your spells; that, you must judge for yourself, 'gainst what you know of their sorcerers."

  "Yeah." Matt grinned. "You were able to counter that portable potion pusher very easily, though."

  "Aye, easily, against one alone. Yet do not think me more than I am, Wizard. Had yester-night's stone circle been wider by two paces, I could not have closed the Wall of Octroi about it."

  "Oh." Matt pursed his lips. "Limited range, huh?"

  "Even so. Be mindful that mine is the power of concentrating or dissipating a force. I can do great works in small spaces-but only as you direct. I will not suggest."

  The view from the battlements was less than encouraging. The army of sorcery lay all about the monastery like a human sea. Rivulets trickled into it from the hills-columns of footmen and knights trooping in.

  "The abbot was right," Matt mused. "Malingo's gathering the, troops." He was beginning to feel a bit chilly in the base of the stomach.

  "I think we shall see the sun rise," Sir Guy said judiciously. "But 'twill be long till the dawn, Lord Wizard."

  The twilight faded; night deepened over the valley, and stars pricked out. A vast, screaming howl rose from the besiegers, and arrows filled the sky, hailing down onto the battlements. The Knights of Moncaire crouched under shields with their allies, letting the hail of death roll off their tracks with a long, rolling clangor. Here and there, a man shouted in agony, and brown-robed monks rushed out with shields strapped to their bent backs, braving the hail of arrows to drag the wounded man to cover.

  "This is a covering fire," Matt called to Sir Guy. "What's it covering?"

  "Yonder." the Black Knight pointed out toward the field. Matt looked down and saw the infantry charging all along the line, with scaling ladders angled like lances.

  "Shoot not afar," the abbot commanded his men. "Hold till they're close; then pick your man and see him laid on the turf... Loose!"

  Arrows leaped out over the wall to rain down on the infantry. The scaling ladders faltered, then halted, swaying-and swayed on down in slow, graceful arcs to slam into the sod. The infantry turned and fled, leaving windrows of dead and wounded.

  "'Tis hard," the abbot said, glowering down at the casualties, "for most of these are constrained to be here. A year agone, I would have fought to save them, not to slay them. Yet now I must kill them in sheaves, or surrender my fortress-and with it, the hope of the land."

  Matt pointed. "What's that?"

  "Which?" The abbot sighted along Matt's arm. "'Tis the sorcerer who has command of this horde."

  "And the two in dark gray there, with him?"

  "His apprentices." The abbot stepped back, frowning. "What manner of wizard are you, that you know so little of sorcerers?"

  "One who never had time for the formalities," Matt snapped. "What are they brewing?"

  The three sorcerers stood hunched over a huge cauldron, the gray-clad men stirring the stew and occasionally tossing something in. Their chief bent low, making mystic passes over the pot and, presumably, chanting.

  "Evil spells," the abbot said heavily. "Yet I do not too much fear them; for this is a holy place. We must trust to God and Saint Moncaire to protect us."

  A sudden, faint sound caught at the back of Matt's brain. He looked up, frowning. "Milord Abbot! What's that?"

  "Which?" the abbot demanded.

  "That sound!"

  "I hear naught."

  "Under the sound of the battle-that buzzing! Hear it? It's getting louder!"

  "Nay, I hear no such..." the abbot broke off, eyes widening.

  Now they all heard it-a humming buzz, like a sixty-cycle square wave in quadrophonic sound, filling the sky.

  Then the plague hit-like a plague of locusts, but worse: gnats, mosquitoes, bees, horseflies, swarming so thickly they blocked out the stars. The knights swore and leaped back from the wall, swatting at their armor-mosquitoes were small enough to get into the chinks. One knight howled and tore off his helmet-bees make unpleasant padding.

  Matt looked up, startled, just as two three-inch sticks thudded against the battlements in front of him.

  "Trespassers!" he bellowed. "Repel boarders! We're invaded!"

  The knights forgot the insects and lugged out their swords; but footmen were streaming onto the battlements. Swords rang on shields; armor clashed; men screamed and died, flipping backward off the wall. Matt chopped through a shield, blessing his monofilament sword; but men were coming at him from all sides.

  A voice behind him keened, "Wizard, to me! I'll clear space for your work!"

  But the footmen heard the word "wizard" and fell on Matt like a screaming horde. He caught one sword on his shield, blocked another from his right with the flat of his sword, kicked the guy in the middle in the knee, turned his own blade and struck down, cleaving a head in half. Blood and brains started to spill, but he was already turning back to the man on the left-with his stomach starting to rise. He swallowed hard, clamping his jaws, as he swung up his shield to catch another blow, then turned to block another early chopper from his right. But he forgot to flatten the blade, and the soldier chopped at Matt's sword edge-and stared, horrified, at the stump of a sword he was left holding. He threw it at Matt and fled, howling. Matt ducked, but not enough; it clipped him on the side of the head, ringing a gong in his helmet and sprinkling stars across his vision; there wasn't much padding between steel and head. He turned, dazed, in time to see a sword chopping down at his nose. He rolled back, swinging his shield up. The sword ricocheted off the shield, and Matt thrust while the man's guard was down. The soldier screamed, arcing backward. Matt yanked his sword out and turned away before he could see the man fall. "Max, clear for me!"

  "Aye," the Demon sang. Flame gouted over Matt's head to sweep an arc clear on the battlements. Matt ran till he slammed full against the inner rampart wall and leaned against it, shuddering, gulping breath. How did you get rid of a plague of insects?

  You swallowed them, of course.

  "Insectivores I do embrace; The chain of life sets forth the plan-o. Let swallows fall upon this place, On their way to Capistrano."

  High-pitched cries filled the air, drowning out the buzzing. A horde of dark wings filled the battlements, swooping and diving. Knights and footmen alike shouted and hid their faces. The defenders came out of it first, realizing their advantage, and rushed the attackers with a shout while swallows dive-bombed bugs all about them.

  When the sky cleared about ten minutes later, so had the battlements. Wounded men groaned on the stone, mixed in with dead bodies. Grim-faced knights stalked the length of the wall, dispatching wounded enemies with quick cuts or stabs.

  "The birds were your work?" the abbot demanded, and Matt nodded. So did the abbot. "Where have they gone?"

  "Back to fulfill their mission. Don't you take prisoners?"

  The abbot turned to watch the slaughter, his face a stone. "'Tis hard. But we have no food to spare, nor medicine; and there is no way to say which one of them might turn against us."

  Matt noticed each of the knights making the Sign of the Cross while his lips moved in prayer, before he stabbed his enemy. "What's this, Lord Abbot?"

  "'Tis the words of conditional absolution they pronounce, Lor
d Wizard, if the men cannot speak repentance of their sins, they are forgiven."

  Matt turned to watch brown-robed monks lifting wounded knights gently onto stretchers and carrying them away. "Where are they going?"

  Sir Guy looked up. "To the chapel, Lord Matthew, there to be tended; they will heal more quickly there, and the sanctity of a church will protect them best in such a war as this."

  "These guys really prefer to pray when they're wounded?"

  "These are holy men. And, too, they know that each man praying in the chapel sends greater strength of grace to fortify us who maintain guard."

  It was working, Matt realized-his body felt a little lighter, refreshed; magical power tingled in his limbs. Somehow, by the weird metaphysics of this world, prayer could translate into physical strength. The power of prayer was no empty phrase here.

  "Ram!" a lookout bellowed.

  Matt ran to the wall, craning his neck to get a view.

  A wooden tunnel, thirty feet long, was approaching through the enemy forces, like a giant centipede.

  "It has as many men as its length," the abbot growled by his shoulder, "and a great trunk of a tree within, I doubt not, hung from timbers. The armored roof protects the men from arrows, bolts, or aught else we might hurl down upon them. Well, let it come; of that, I have no fear."

  "Malvoisin!" another lookout cried, and voices took it up, aghast. "Malvoisin! Malvoisin!"

  The abbot's head snapped up. Matt followed his glance.

  A fifty-foot-high scaffold was rolling toward them, three hundred feet away. It was a siege tower, a square, ugly, unfinished wooden structure, pulled by five teams of horses; but inside, there were steep stairways, and soldiers could run up them at amazing speed to come out the top door, and cross onto the battlements. The name meant "bad neighbor," which it certainly was.

  "That," the abbot grated, "I fear."

  He swung away. "Ho, archers! Slay me those horses! Have no regard for the tunnel; but put to death the horses that drag that foul scaffold hither!"

  A heavy chant sprang up from the archers as they bent their bows and filled the air with volley after volley:

  "Saint Moncaire, our Order's name, Shrive my foe, and bless my aim!"

  It seemed sacreligious, but Matt realized they meant it from the depths of their hearts. He didn't know enough theology to say whether the saint actually might bless an arrow aimed at another human being, even under these conditions; but it seemed to be working, whether magically or psychologically. In -five seconds, the horses stumbled, fell in their traces, and rolled over, dead.

  But the hail of steel points drew an answer-arrows rattled down onto the battlements, sticking in shields or clattering off them. An occasional one pierced armor, and a knight howled, falling. The brown-robes scrambled to pull him in, so the loss in firepower was almost balanced by the increase in spiritual power from the prayers of the wounded. Matt could feel a magic potential rising in him, singing; he felt like a capacitor waiting to be discharged. He wondered if he'd be able to keep from working magic.

  Enemy footmen ran in to form a shield-wall around the horses. Hostlers ran in behind them, to unharness the dead beasts and put in replacements.

  "Guard them!" the abbot called to the archers. "When you see an opening, loose!"

  "The ram, Lord Abbot," Sir Guy reminded.

  "What of it?" The abbot frowned down at the tunnel. It was only a few feet from the gate.

  "Ought we not to fire upon them now?" Sir Guy demanded.

  "Nay." The abbot grinned like a wolf. "Let them swing, their ram."

  The tunnel groaned on and connected with the gate, making a hollow boom. Its mouth nearly covered the great doors. A moment later, a huge thud shook the wall.

  "Porters!" the abbot called. "Ready at the bar!" He began to count. "One ... two..."

  The porters yanked the great oaken beam loose, tossed it to the side.

  "Five!" the abbot cried. "Prepare to open!"

  The footmen set hands to the handles of the doors and braced their feet.

  "Six!" the abbot shouted. "Pull!"

  The porters heaved the gates wide open, and the butt end of a huge tree-trunk shot through. It posed for a split second, then shot on in with a series of machine-gun snaps, broken ropes festooning it, soldiers tumbling in off-balance in its wake. Fiery swords flamed in their hands.

  "Max!" Matt shouted. "Douse those blades!"

  The flames slackened and guttered out as two barons, with five knights and twenty footmen, shouldered the attackers aside and charged out through the gate, laying about them with swords. The attackers, taken by surprise, roared and turned to attack the sally-party's rear; but the knights above upended a huge copper cauldron, and scalding water drenched the attackers. They screamed and pulled back into the courtyard.

  "Archers! Loose!" the abbot cried, and the courtyard was suddenly filled with arrows. Matt turned away, sickened by the slaughter, looking out at the tunnel for an excuse. The sally-party was doing very well; the tunnel roof was fallen,-and the framework halfway to kindling. While the laborers hacked at oak, the knights and infantry hewed at soldiers. It was all over in ten minutes, and the barons and their liege men pulled back to the sides just as the few surviving attackers poured out through the gate. The barons and their men chopped at them as they came; only a handful were left to stagger back into the enemy line.

  "In!" the abbot cried, for a regiment was finally pulling out of the enemy line for a counterattack. The barons bawled orders; knights and footmen alike leaped to catch up their wounded and dead, then rushed back in through the gate. The huge doors boomed shut behind them, and the great oak bar dropped into its brackets as an exclamation point.

  "Let them learn from this," the abbot growled; but there was no joy in his eyes, for the talus slope outside the gate was filled with dead and moaning bodies.

  "Hold fire!" he bawled, as a small running party charged up the slope from the enemy line. "Let them recover their wounded!"

  They took care of their wounded, all right-with quick, sharp, sword strokes.

  The abbot shrugged. "Their comrades' swords or ours-what matter?" But his face was long, and he made the Sign of the Cross over the dead, muttering the Latin words of conditional absolution.

  The inhumanity of the spectacle was clawing at Matt's brain, trying to paralyze him, and he couldn't quite shake it off.

  "Wizard," hummed the Demon by his ear, "I sense expending of- some force beneath us."

  "Probably just the brown-robes, coming out to pick up the dead," Matt muttered.

  "Nay; I mean beneath the ground, within this mound of earth beneath us."

  "Down inside the motte itself?" Matt looked up, a surge of adrenaline banishing the tendrils clinging to his brain. "Check for miners, will you? Sappers, men trying to dig a tunnel under the battlements and up into the courtyard. If you find them, bring the roof down on them."

  "And how shall I do that?" From its tone of voice, the Demon knew quite well, but wanted to make sure Matt did, too.

  "Weaken the bonds between molecules, of course!"

  "There are few men within this world who'd know such things," the Demon chortled. "I go to search the underground."

  It winked out. Matt stood scowling. The Demon was testing him, trying to find his limits. Why?

  "Malvoisin!"

  Matt looked up at the cry. The siege tower was rolling again, without horses. Faintly, he could hear a heavy work-chant. "They're pushing it from behind," he growled. "What can you do about that, Lord Abbot?"

  "I can-Ho!"

  Fog, sand, and a tidal wave of dust hit the battlements, churning so thickly that Matt could scarcely see the abbot, ten feet away. Men shouted, startled and frightened; then they began to cough all along the rampart, hacking and wheezing.

  "Let fly at the malvoisin!" the abbot cried in despair, then broke off in a coughing fit. The archers began their chant, with many breaks for coughs and wheezes, loosing their arrows blindly
into the dust.

  This was a real emergency, Matt realized. The enemy could roll up their malvoisin under cover of the storm and send their men in, ready and equipped for dust.

  "Use your power, Wizard," the abbot managed between coughs from somewhere near. "Banish this fell storm!"

  Matt nodded, forcing his voice to be steady.

  "To remove this rain of dust, Let there be a steady gust, Blowing from the west with force Toward the foeman's foot and horse!"

  The western wind howled in. Men shouted; all about him, clanking spoke of knights clutching one another, to brace themselves against the blast ... But the dust thinned with amazing speed and blew away. Matt turned, looking up, and saw a mammoth slab of whirling dust, its front as flat as if it had been planed, standing like a wall between the monastery and its enemies. That wasn't going to help much; it could still hide the malvoisin till it was too close to stop.

  A knight howled as the wind hurled him before it, toward the outer edge. His comrades dived and caught his arms just in time. They hauled him back onto the parapet.

  "Secure yourselves!" the abbot bellowed, then turned to Matt. "Wizard, this is your doing! Can you stop this wind?"

  Matt shook his head. "If I do, the dust will come pouring back in. It's up to the enemy sorcerers to make the dust disappear; then I can stop the wind. What hour is it?"

  "Midnight," the abbot shouted. "Five more hours till the dawn; and my men cannot hold against this wind!"

  A roar, like a dozen subways homing in, filled the valley. Matt froze, startled. Then he ran to the wall, more blown than running, brought up sharply against the stone, hung on for dear life, and dared a peek out.

  The roar was fading. A huge trench had opened in the field, arrowing from the wall straight back into the dust-wall. Dirt was still pouring in all along its length, along with an avalanche of enemy soldiers and knights from the bottom of the dust-wall.

  "What means this, Wizard?" Sir Guy called.

  "Sappers," Matt shouted back. "Miners. They were trying to dig their way under the wall."