That Guy
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Natasha: You held my hand. Well, in spirit. I’m not even sure you know about this book, but I’m keeping you here anyway. ;) I FINISHED THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!! YAY!!!!!!! You didn’t do shit on this book! What is wrong with you? If it tanks, it’ll be all your fault.
Josephine: You owe me 87 88 89 90 drinks. BY THE WAY… Now that you’re engaged, I’ll never get the bastards. STILL AIN’T MARRIED….SMH. STILL AIN’T GOT NO DRANKS. Y’all should seriously get your shit together. No dranks. No wedding.
Sali: My first ever audiobook listener. I love you. I haven’t read this one to you yet. But I will. I DIDN’T READ THIS ONE EITHER. MAN… I’M SLACKING! Um, I read part of this one. And you responded with the right words—“I love it!.”
HNDW: This may just be the one that gets that Bahama bottom rocker. Keeping my fingers crossed! HELL, CROSS YA FUCKIN’ TOES TOO. THIS SHIT AIN’T WORKIN’! We’d be better off selling 4 Barrel’s body and getting the money to go to the Bahamas.
Hang Le: The cover—perfection. Always!! STILL AWESOME! Hang… I did this one all on my own. But you taught me well. So thank you for that!
Amy Tannenbaum: Um…hang on. I’m checking my voicemail. Get back with you soon. This is book number 5 with you and you still treat me like a redheaded step child. But considering I still have nothing nice to say about you in the acknowledgements section of my books, I guess I’ll let it slide. YEAH… I GOT NOTHING. Wow. I literally can’t think of a single thing. I mean, who doesn’t invite their favorite person to their damn wedding?
Chelle Bliss: My a big thanks goes to you. For helping me figure out this damn Mac. You rock. I still can’t figure it out. But you’re always there to answer my call!! Actually, I’m talking to you as I write this. STILL STRUGGLIN’ WITH THIS MAC. AND YOU STILL ANSWERIN’ THE PHONE! My love for you is like a flower… one that blooms beautifully for you to pick and give to someone when you’ve done something shitty. okay. That made no sense. But know I love you.
Paul Kirkley: You are too fine. Thanks for being sexy! YOU DIDN’T MODEL ON THIS BOOK…BUT YOU STILL SEXY. Still fine.
Todd Jones: You make my life happy. Thank you for being here. And mixing me drinks, getting me drunk and way behind on my work. It’s because of you I’m up all damn night doing this. LOOKY LOOKY TODDY PODDY! I MADE IT TO NUMBER 11! SUCK IT, BITCH. I’ve decided that I’m the reason you’re awesome. And when you’re not, that’s on Regg.
FORGY: THANKS FOR MAKING ME RE-WRITE THIS BASTARD AT 65K WORDS. :) LOVE YOU! Forgy, I still love you. Even though you never call me.
ROSE HUDSON: WHATEVER I SAY ISN’T GONNA BE AS AWESOME AS WHAT YOU SAY….SO JUST KNOW I LOVE YOU AND I THINK YOU’RE PERFECT! Rose. Secret
JESSICA HAM: I LOVE YOUR FACE! I’D TOTALLY SHARE MY HUSBAND WITH YOU. ;) <— Yep. Still would.
SLOANE HOWELL: I’M MENTIONING YOU BECAUSE YOUR GROUP HAS LIKE 5K PEOPLE, AND I’M GONNA SHARE THIS SHIT SO THEY THINK WE’RE FRANDS AND HOPEFULLY THEY’LL BUY MY SHIT. CAUSE I’M ALL ABOUT DEM DOLLAS!!!!! AND 3 ICE CUBES. Sloane, you’re a good friend. That’s the nicest thing I’ll ever say to you and I only say it in hopes that no one ever reads this and tells you about it.
HOUSE OF WHORES: KEEP BEING NASTY BITCHES!
OLIVIA BROWN: I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH. SO I’LL JUST PUT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE. IT’S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS YOU CAN CALL ONLY WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING. ;) All you doing is building a house. See? I didn’t even call you on this book!
Colleen Hoover—thank you for reading my book even when I couldn’t get past chapter 3 in yours. Once I shit in your toilet, I’ll consider you a true friend.
I’M FORGETTING SOMEBODY. I JUST KNOW IT. SO THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAME HERE:______________________
Also by Kim Jones
The Saving Dallas Series:
Saving Dallas
Making the Cut
Forever
Standalone MC novels:
Red
The Devil
Devil’s Love
Sinner’s Creed Series:
Sinner’s Creed
Sinner’s Revenge
The Whore Series:
Clubwhore
Patchwhore
Cutslut