Boomerang Boyfriend (The Boyfriend Chronicles)

by Chris Cannon

  “Sorry,” Jack said from inside the car, and then I heard the click of the automatic unlock button.

  I tried again, and this time it worked. “Thanks for giving me a ride.” I climbed in and put on my seat belt. “How’s Buddy?”

  “He’s a kleptomaniac.”

  I laughed. “What does that mean?”

  The Accord bumped up and down as Jack made a three-point turn and headed back down my driveway.

  “This morning, I found one of Zoe’s headbands, my mom’s socks, and my grandmother’s brush stashed under my bed.”

  “Interesting collection of items,” I said. “If anything goes missing, you know where to check.”

  “True.” The snow started coming down harder as we drove.

  “What’s the forecast for tonight?” I asked.

  “They are guess-timating three or four inches of snow. No ice.”

  “Do you ever get the feeling that the weathermen just throw darts at a board covered with different winter forecasts?”

  “It’s supposed to be a science,” Jack said. “But it doesn’t seem very exact.”

  Betty’s was packed, which was good, because I’d rather be busy than bored. Mrs. Banks made an appearance, and I gave her the exact piece of pie she requested. She almost seemed disappointed I didn’t argue with her. From my vantage point at the dessert counter, I could see through the windows on the front doors. The snow never let up. Three to four inches was probably a severe understatement.

  Jack seemed to be one of the busiest people in the room, ringing out a never-ending line of diners and handling carry-out orders. Through all of it, he smiled and nodded. Was he happier because of Buddy? It was probably nice to go home to a dog that was excited to see you every day. Zoe had told me that after school, Buddy licked Jack’s nose, like he was cleaning it. He didn’t do that to anyone else, just Jack. It must be some form of exclusive puppy affection.

  I knew I couldn’t have a pet, because there wouldn’t be anyone at home to let it out half the time, and animals needed company. Maybe a cat wouldn’t mind having the run of the house when no one was home. Heck, I could probably adopt a cat, and my parents wouldn’t notice for a month.

  When it was half an hour until the end of my shift, I walked over to Jack. “I need to place a carry-out order because there is a severe lack of groceries at my house.”

  Chapter Thirteen

  Jack

  It must suck to never know if there’d be food at home. My grandmother always made sure our house was stocked with enough food to outlast a blizzard and the zombie apocalypse combined.

  “Good thing you’ve got an in with the guy who takes the carry-out orders.” I grabbed the order slip and started jotting down items.

  “Are you going to wait for me to tell you what I want, or are you making it up as you go along?”

  “I know you. You want a burger with everything but onions, and you want sweet potato fries.”

  She laughed, liked I’d surprised her in a good way. “You do know me.”

  “I’m going to add the spaghetti family dinner with salad and bread and butter. You can make toast with the bread and butter.”

  Her smile widened. “Thanks for looking out for me.”

  Of course I looked out for her. That’s what you did for people you cared about. Oh, hell. I did care about her…and not in a sisterly manner. Time to retreat before I said something stupid. “It’s the least I can do, since you helped rescue Buddy.”

  I dropped the order off in the kitchen and then came back to find a line of people waiting to check out. Everyone must have decided the weather had taken a turn for the worse. People around here mostly drove trucks and safe cars rather than sports cars. Driving would be slow, but barring any idiots, we should all make it home just fine.

  After the last person checked out, Betty locked the doors and waited for us all to start our cars before she drove off in her Escalade.

  Delia held a giant takeout bag on her lap as I drove out of the parking lot. “What all did you order?” she asked.

  “It’s not all for you. I ordered dinner for myself since they had extra spaghetti.”

  She inhaled. “It does smell awesome.”

  I drove at a slow pace, because visibility was crap even with my high beams on. I found myself leaning forward and clenching the steering wheel.

  “It’s getting pretty bad. You can take me to your house instead of making two stops,” Delia said.

  “I thought about that,” I said, “but your place is closer. I might be camping on your couch if this doesn’t get any better.”

  When I pulled down Delia’s driveway, I hoped to see some lights on in the house or another car in the driveway. The house was dark, and the only vehicle in the driveway was her truck. “No one’s home?”

  “Doesn’t look like it.” She acted like it was no big deal, but I think it bothered her.

  Should I try to make the drive home when I couldn’t see a foot in front of the windshield, or should I crash here and keep Delia company?

  “Want to come in for a while and wait for the weather to clear up?” she asked.

  “Sure. I can eat and then check to see what it’s like.”

  “If it’s too bad to drive, the couch is all yours.”

  We got out of my Accord and trudged up to the front door. I followed Delia inside. Weird that I’d known her forever and had never been in her house before. The table in the foyer was stacked high with mail and newspapers. Were they recycling, or had her parents not had time to go through all the mail? And why were some of the envelopes red? That couldn’t be good.

  “This way,” Delia said.

  I followed her into the kitchen and stared. The chrome and aqua appliances looked like they were as old as the farm house, which was cool, but would they even work? Coffee cups were stacked in the sink, and more mail sat on the counter by the toaster.

  I set the carry-out bag on the table.

  Delia grabbed paper plates from one of the cabinets. “Your grandmother would probably be appalled by our kitchen.”

  “It’s kind of retro cool.”

  “My parents talked about replacing the appliances, but I love these. Plus we mostly use the Crock-Pot and the coffeemaker, so there really isn’t any point.”

  “Some decorator would probably pay big bucks for these, since they all match.” I pulled out Delia’s burger and my spaghetti and then put the extra food in the refrigerator, which was empty except for ketchup, mustard, coffee creamer, and string cheese. I almost commented on the lack of food but realized Delia might be self-conscious about it.

  I sat at the Formica kitchen table, which had blue stars that matched the appliances, and dug into my container of spaghetti while Delia ate her burger.

  “I feel like I need to apologize for my house,” Delia blurted out. “Everything at your house always seems so perfect.”

  “Really?” That was weird. “Our cabinets are stocked, but the house isn’t perfect. The steps are warped, and there are cracks in the plaster ceilings upstairs.”

  “But your grandmother is so organized.” She pointed at the counter. “I don’t even know what is in those stacks of mail. My dad has a system. Every month, I just hope he pays the power on time so the electricity doesn’t go out.”

  “Has that happened before?”

  “Yes. And it’s not like we didn’t have the money to pay the bill. It’s just that nothing around here happens on a regular schedule.”

  “My grandma likes to be prepared for anything.” I thought about it. “After she moved back in with us, I think she tried to make up for what my mom didn’t do.”

  “Your mom is a lot better now. Don’t you think?”

  I rolled spaghetti around my fork. “She is.” I wondered how long it would last. If she was back to normal for good. The jaded voice in the back of my head reminded me that if something seemed too good to be true, it probably was.

  …

  Delia

 
; Having Jack in my house felt strange. Maybe the reason Zoe and I didn’t hang out here more was because I was very aware that my house wasn’t up to her family’s standards. It’s not like it was dirty, but it was kind of cluttered, and we should probably dust more often than we did.

  Jack didn’t seem to be judging me, which was good. Not having to be alone at home was nice. With the way the snow was coming down, camping out here was probably a good plan.

  “You should call your mom and let her know where you are.”

  “I should’ve thought of that.” He pulled out his cell and dialed. I grabbed my own cell and walked into the foyer. Two texts waited for me, asking if I was home. I answered both. My parents said they weren’t getting off work until eleven, and they’d check the roads before they tried driving home. I walked back into the kitchen as Jack set his cell on the table.

  “My mom was on the verge of a freakout when I said I might try driving home, so I told her I’d camp on the couch until it was safe to leave.”

  “Good plan.” I shivered. “I’m going to change into something warmer. Do you want a sweatshirt or something?”

  “Sure. And I think I’ll make some coffee.”

  Something warm to drink sounded good. “I’ll be back in a minute.”

  I felt bad that Jack was stuck here but happy that I didn’t have to ride out the storm alone. Not that I minded quiet time. I did some of my best artwork when I was alone, but it was nice to have someone to talk to.

  After changing into yoga pants and a sweatshirt and swapping out the tiara for a headband, I felt warmer and more comfortable. I rooted through my closet and found a one-size-fits-all sweatshirt—which is always a lie—that was way too big for me. It said, “The Earth without art is just Eh.”

  My dad wouldn’t care if I loaned Jack his clothes, so if this didn’t work, we’d try something from his closet. The rich scent of coffee drifted upstairs.

  In the kitchen, Jack sat at the table finishing off his spaghetti. I held the sweatshirt out to him. “See if this fits.”

  He examined the art-friendly motto and grinned. “That’s pretty good.” He pulled it over his head, messing up his hair. I had the strange desire to reach out and fix it for him, but that could be awkward.

  “If I had the right supplies here, this would be the perfect time to color your hair.”

  “What a shame,” Jack said. “Fate must be looking out for me.”

  “Who cuts your hair?”

  He shrugged. “Whoever has an open chair at Crazy Cuts.”

  “So you have no plan…you just let them do whatever?”

  “As long as it’s not in my eyes, I don’t care.”

  “You’re so low maintenance,” I said. “What’s that like?”

  “Aren’t you the queen of I-don’t-give-a-crap-about-what-anyone-thinks?”

  “Most of the time, yes. But no one messes with my hair.”

  …

  Delia

  After we were done eating, I cleaned up the carry-out containers and paper plates. Now what? Television sounded like the most low-stress answer. I glanced at him.

  Would it be so wrong if I leaned against him on the couch while we watched a movie? The coffeemaker hissed out the last puff of steam, signaling its cycle was done. I grabbed the creamer from the fridge and two cups from the cabinet.

  “You take cream and sugar, right?” I said.

  “Yes.”

  Funny that I knew how he liked his coffee. I guess that’s what happened when you worked with someone and went to school with them and practically lived at their house.

  I carried the coffee into the living room where the love seat was piled high with clean laundry, which meant we’d both have to sit on the couch. Not that I minded. I sat not quite in the middle, giving him about two thirds of the couch real estate. That way he could scoot closer if he wanted to, but it didn’t look like I was setting him up.

  He took the coffee I held out to him and sat in the middle of the area I’d allotted him. What did that mean? Who knew? It was a bad idea to even think about Jack in a non-brotherly way. I grabbed the remote and hit the guide. There were a couple of movies on that I liked, but I didn’t think Jack would go for The Princess Bride. Maybe he’d be okay with the Avengers movie.

  “If you choose Princess Bride over the Avengers, we are going to have a problem.”

  “I like both of them, but I can understand why you’d be more into Captain America.”

  He gave me a look of disbelief. “Iron Man, not Captain America. He’s too goody-goody.”

  Not like I minded watching men run around in superhero costumes, so I clicked on the movie.

  The temperature in the room seemed to drop. I set my coffee down and grabbed the afghan off the back of the love seat. Back on the couch, I threw it over my lap and offered part of it to Jack. “You’re welcome to share if you’re cold.”

  “I’m good.” He kept his eyes on the screen like he was afraid to look at me. What is that about?

  Chapter Fourteen

  Jack

  Why in the hell did it feel like I was on a date? How had I ended up in this position? I should have tried to drive home. Wait. Time to regroup. No need to panic. This was Delia. Not someone I was interested in. But the memory of kissing her in my dream taunted me, making me feel like a liar.

  I snuck a glance at her, leaning back on the couch under the afghan she’d offered to share with me. She’d taken off the Pie Princess crown when she’d changed out of her waitress uniform, which had left her hair wild and messy. I no longer thought the hot pink stripes were ridiculous. I thought they were sexy, and that was so not right.

  It didn’t matter if I was cold, sitting next to her on the couch, I would not share an afghan with her out of principle. It would be wrong. The fact that she offered showed she had no ulterior motives. She thought of me like a brother. As she should. I just needed to get my brain back on the right track and not think about how easy it would be to scoot over and share the blanket, move in closer until I could put my arm around her shoulders…lean over until we were lined up just right and then kiss her…at which point, she’d probably freak out and punch me in the nose.

  “Why do you have that look on your face?” Delia asked.

  “What look?”

  “I don’t know…you look like you’re thinking disturbing thoughts.”

  Way to be smooth. I shrugged and sunk lower on the couch. “I’m just thinking about the weather and if it would be safe to try and drive home.”

  “Oh.”

  Did she sound disappointed? “Unless you want me to stay. I don’t have a problem hanging out until your parents come home.”

  She set her coffee on the end table and said, “Maybe we should go check on the weather so you’ll know if leaving is an option.”

  Crap. That wasn’t what I wanted, but it was probably the smart thing to do. I stood and went to the front door. The window showed swirling white snowflakes. Delia opened the door a few inches, and I moved in close so we could both look outside. It looked like there was a foot of snow on the ground, and more was still falling. “Looks like I’m camping out.” I headed back to the couch. Now that we’d opened the door, I was cold. It couldn’t hurt to share an afghan, right?

  Back on the couch, I scooted closer. “I want joint custody of the afghan.”

  “Fine. Since you shared your dog, I’ll share my afghan.” She shifted the blanket toward me.

  I had to sit a few inches from her if we were going to make this work. She kept her eyes on the television screen like my nearness didn’t affect her at all. I’d follow her lead and watch the movie. Everything would be fine.

  Her cell buzzed. She checked it and frowned, setting the phone down without texting whoever it was back. “What’s wrong?” I asked, knowing it wasn’t any of my business.

  “Aiden keeps texting me. I don’t feel like talking to him.”

  “So you guys aren’t a thing anymore?”

 
“I’m not sure we ever were a thing. I probably just saw what I wanted to see.”

  “No. He was into you.”

  She tilted her head and looked at me. “Why do you say that?”

  “He waited for you to get off work. It’s a simple fact. A guy doesn’t hang around if he’s not interested.” Damn, had I just confessed that I was interested in her? Would she put two and two together?

  “I think he thought he might be interested and then decided I wasn’t his type.” She shrugged. “As you’ve told me before, my personality is a lot to take.”

  Shit. I had said that. “Sorry. That was a jerk thing for me to say.”

  She looked down at the afghan and picked at a stray thread of yarn. “But it’s sort of true, isn’t it?”

  What was I supposed to say to that? “I think you throw people off-balance sometimes, because you’re different. You’re not shy, and you don’t mind attracting attention.”

  “Can I tell you a secret?”

  I nodded. “Sure.”

  “I didn’t start sewing and changing my clothes around because I wanted to be different. I did it because my mom bought everything at Goodwill, and I didn’t want any of the kids at school to see me wearing their cast-offs.”

  “But both your parents work.” Not that there was anything wrong with finding clothes at Goodwill, but having it be the only place you could shop kind of sucked.

  “They both owed money for student loans, and my grandmother was in a nursing home for a while. I think they paid for most of her care, so there wasn’t much left to go around.”

  Vulnerability shone in her eyes.

  “I don’t think anyone would ever guess that’s why you created your own stuff. Especially, since you’re good at it.”

  “Thanks. I’m glad my excuse worked. And after a while, it wasn’t an excuse any more. I just changed my clothes around because I liked doing it.”

  “Money is okay now, right?” Or was that why she was working at Betty’s?

  “Yes, except the water heater and the washing machine both died in the same week. So money is tight now, but nothing like it was when I was a little kid. I wanted to work so I’d have guilt-free money for art supplies.”