Lord Morgan's Cannon

by MJ Walker

  As Bear and Bessie reached the clearing, they saw Doris standing under an old oak. She was pulling at grass that was more clumpy and green than in the meadow. They shouted to her and she answered them with a giant trumpet.

  The three animals met in the middle of the clearing, so happy to be reunited. They began to share their stories, animatedly describing last evening’s performance, the rampaging old leopard and dog, and how scary it had all become.

  Doris explained that it was easy for an elephant to hide among the trees. All she had to do was stand still. Such guile had saved her family in India many times, she said, though it had been difficult to get Edward to also stay quiet.

  Edward appeared on cue, his bad hearing never seeming to matter when his name was called. He dropped down from the oak and ran to his friends, still wearing his red waistcoat and bowler. He chided Doris for being so naked, her shawl and hat long lost to last night’s journey into the trees. The animals talked until dusk, until Bear thought to ask the obvious question.

  “So where is the circus then?” he said.

  He expected Doris and Edward to know. But the elephant and monkey expected the anteater and budgie to know it instead.

  “So where are we?” he then asked, hoping it would help.

  “Some of these are pollard trees,” said Edward, unhelpfully.

  Edward didn’t like it when the other animals, especially the less gifted ones, such as the anteater, led the conversation.

  “What is a pollard tree?” asked Bear.

  Edward ran up a nearby tree and along a high branch. He pulled at its end, bending back the branch to reveal a neat cut.

  “Pollard trees are trees that the humans cut for firewood,” answered Edward, boldly.

  “How do you know that?” pushed Bear.

  “I’m a monkey,” said Edward proudly. “Monkeys know all about trees.”

  Bear thought about it a while, then reasoned that Edward had to be right.

  “So that means that humans come into this wood?” he inquired.

  “Of course they do,” replied Edward. “The cleverest creatures use the forest.”

  He was mocking Bear now. The anteater looked at the floor and stopped speaking.

  “Oh that’s fabulous,” said Doris. “If we find the humans, we can find the Ring Master. And then we can find the circus.”

  “You can’t have a proper circus without the animals,” suggested Bessie. “I heard the Ring Master. He said you can’t have a proper circus without the animals.”

  “You can’t have a proper circus without the animals,” Doris agreed, though she hadn’t considered whether that was her own thought, or whether she echoed the words of the Ring Master to comfort herself.

  The leopard had slept soundly the night before. Escaping from the Big Top he’d used the dark as cover, and found a hedgerow running alongside the meadow’s edge. He’d followed the hedge up the hill, passing a pungent field of yellow and fixed upon a stand of trees.

  Entering the coppice, he’d tried to claw at a tree’s bark, but he had nothing to grip with. So he ran his old frame up an oak tree, grateful to reach a strong branch.

  After failing to strike Lord Morgan in the tent, he then took great pleasure in watching from the meadow’s edge as the circus fell. He crossed his paws and licked them as the humans way down in the field ran for their lives and carriages. He kept a particular eye out for the outline of Lord Morgan’s hat, and noticed his prey standing to one side of the circus, taking in the pandemonium. He was annoyed to see Lord Morgan’s dog at his master’s feet, seemingly unhurt. But then he had a better thought.

  He knew guns were for killing. But the gunshot fired inside the tent signalled a new life for him, he reasoned. He would see out his days in these woods and fields. He’d already spent years watching the clumsy sheep the humans raised. He’d registered the black and white sheepdogs that nipped at the sheep’s heels, driving them past the circus wagons on the tracks, but also that few farmers used dogs to guard their flocks. He’d spotted the fragile fences around the chicken and duck pens and the houses for pigs. He reasoned he could let the circus go and live out in the wild. Like a leopard. Like a king.

  Up in that tree, he slowly blinked as the tent burned, and the circus hands in the meadow took to the bottle. He rested his chin upon his front legs and went to sleep in the tree. He dreamed of entering the dreams of all the children living nearby. He would live like a leopard king. He would become a beast and find a moor to haunt. He’d take the odd human, just for fun, and as a reminder to them all.

  He was woken that morning by the chatterings of a monkey and elephant in the trees behind him. He was annoyed they too had escaped the circus and had taken up residence in his wood.

  He wanted to be alone, to enjoy his freedom. So head-first, he quietly slid down the trunk of the tree and into the grass at the meadow’s edge. He was not yet confident in his spots, so he moved towards the field of yellow knowing he could lose himself within. He looked back at the meadow and rejected the travelling life forever. Apart from the nervy lions, cats weren’t supposed to live and hunt as a team.

  He moved through the rape and caught the whiff of an anteater’s tail. He hurried along, jogging, his lower jaw dropping to allow him to breathe better. He started to run and didn’t stop for the whole morning, covering at least a mile and another after that. The field of rape gave way to a succession of orchards. The leopard wasn’t used to organised trees, and disliked the smell of tart apples. He leaped a stone wall and noticed some hills in the distance. High ground. A good vantage point to survey his kingdom.

  By late afternoon the cleaner, better kept fields gave way to muddier expanses of grass, bound by fences. He realised he had to be careful and his pace slowed. He picked his way through the open spaces, his back and tail low, often sinking his body into the vegetation. He’d already travelled farther than he’d ever been allowed, under his own power, in this cold country at least. He reached the foot of the hills and could see much of the slopes were covered by taller conifers. He found a path used by ponies and followed it, the trail leading to the trees. He started to run, in part to stay warm, the English spring days still too cool for his liking. But he also moved because he had developed that unmistakable sense that he was being followed.

  Inside the dark forest, the leopard became confused. The trees were too straight and tall to climb, their branches too thin to rest upon. There was little cover underfoot and the pine needles pricked at his feet. He spotted the tracks of a small boar and considered it for dinner. But then he was startled by the loud wailing of a horn. It was a sound he had not heard before, yet it immediately frightened him. It was a metallic calling, like a long drawn out laugh of a hyena. It was a call to arms, to a pack of something. He moved back to the edge of the dark forest and peered down into the valley he’d traversed. In the distance, he saw three humans, in red coats, riding three large horses.

  The red coats looked like those worn by the circus performers. The circus used horses too. But these were different, neat and formal, with saddles upon their backs and riders with small whips in their hands. He heard the horn again, a longer wail drifting across the valley. And then he saw the dogs, hundreds of them, moving as one across the landscape. Even at this distance, he could see these dogs were larger than the fox-terrier owned by Lord Morgan. They had longer legs and ran more easily. Many had their noses to the floor. They were tracking something. The old leopard knew what a hunt looked like. They were tracking him. They were hunting him.

  He calculated how long it would take for the dogs to reach him. He had plenty of time. Then he considered his options. To run or hide? He became confused again. Where was the long grass to hide in? Where was the safe tree to climb? His legs and feet felt sore. He knew he had to run, so he turned into the forest and headed for its heart.

  As he ran, he tried to switch his mind, to take everything he knew about the chase, and invert it. He was the prey now, where should he go
, what should he do? He hadn’t seen the dogs up close, but he knew he couldn’t outrun a horse. As he darted between the trees, he was confident he’d not been seen. So they were tracking his scent, he reasoned. He needed to get to water, and break the trail.

  The horn wailed again, louder this time. Adrenaline surged through the leopard’s muscles. He climbed higher, knowing that rivers started on hills, and jumped an old log festering on the forest floor. There! He saw water flowing down between some boulders and he ran to it, leaping into the channel, the cold invigorating his feet. He turned ninety degrees and picked his way down the flow, as it widened into a small stream. He heard the dogs barking now. He lowered his frame again, gaining yard after yard as he headed for a small pond in a dip. He made it to the water. Without making a ripple, he slid into it, submerging himself apart from his eyes and nose. He saw the hounds at the top of the river. They stopped in their tracks as others piled into their rear. The dogs looked about themselves, with some putting their noses to the forest floor once more, following the scent back towards the horses. Soon a rider appeared, pulling hard on the reins. The human too surveyed the forest as his horse stomped into the dirt. He waved his arm and rode back towards the forest’s edge, the dogs following him.

  The old leopard watched from the water as the last dog left. He noted how similar they all looked, with black, tan and white coats like Lord Morgan’s terrier. But their hair was short and smooth, like his own. Their ears flopped and their tails incessantly wagged. He knew he hated them and the humans driving them forward. He didn’t like this forest. He decided that tomorrow he would take a cow, and be wasteful.

  Seeking The Circus

  After spending their second night free in the English countryside, the elephant, monkey, anteater and budgie came up with their first ever plan.

  It took them half the morning to agree it. But a plan it was. Edward the monkey took responsibility for keeping this plan inside his head. He could remember the locations of different fruit trees for months at a time, he told the others, so remembering a plan for a day or two shouldn’t be that hard. Doris countered that she could remember the locations of drinking wells for years at a time, so perhaps she should be the one to remember the plan instead. But then Edward said he had a more agile mind. And therefore he’d be able to remember both the plan, and the point of the plan, at the same time. Bear the anteater concurred, as did Bessie, so Edward was put in charge.

  The plan was complicated. It had two distinct parts; the plan itself was to find the circus, and the point of it was to then save the circus. The animals also differed in how they regarded this plan, and its point.

  Doris wanted to rejoin her herd of circus troupers, and help the Ring Master return the Big Top’s splendour. She was a faithful creature of habit and love, and she adored the humans that had cared for her since she arrived ashore in a crate suffering from sea sickness.

  Edward too wanted to find the circus, for he felt he owned it in some way. He harboured ambitions of one day running it himself, conducting proceedings within the ring, introducing new routines, perhaps delegating responsibility for stealing the audience’s money to another less capable monkey. Maybe a marmoset, he thought.

  Bessie just knew that a circus couldn’t be a circus without its animals and without her at its heart. Bessie had not been caught in the wild, and transported half around the world, before being sold to the highest bidder. She had been bred to show off, the only thing that weighed on her hollow bones.

  Bear the anteater had his doubts, however. He didn’t like his wagon and its hard wooden floor. He knew he wasn’t the star of any show and during his day away he’d begun to wonder why no human had named him. Did he not deserve one? He appreciated the routine of the circus, and the dog chum the circus boys gave him, but he had now eaten fresh ants and quite liked the taste. He’d enjoyed his wander through the field of rape and meadow. As he began to study his position, he realised, for the first time in his young adult life, that he had choices. But he was not yet confident enough to make them. So he took his directions from the others, and agreed with their thinking.

  As the four animals stood in the clearing full of wildflowers, within the small coppice at the top of the meadow, Edward repeated the plan.

  Bessie had seen the wagon on the path. But it was gone now, as was the circus, the hot air balloon and all the other wagons and humans. It was too dangerous for Bessie to fly up high to see if she could spot the circus nearby. Bear the anteater could of course try to pick up the smell of the circus horses on the path, and follow it. But Doris was worried that once on the path, she might not be able to turn her body around, and would be trapped by two hedges, unable to change direction. And she didn’t like that at all.

  So it was up to Edward to lead the way. He would climb each tree in the wood, until he discovered which was the tallest. He would then climb to the very top and look out across the land. He’d spot the circus and while riding upon Doris’s back, he would take them all to it, pointing his little finger to show the way.

  That second afternoon, they began their journey home.

  After a few false starts, which he put down to a lack of practice, Edward identified a beech tree, standing straight and true. Leaping on to it from Doris’s shoulders, he marked his position at an exact ten feet off the ground. Then, clambering hand over hand, he scaled the trunk, counting as he went, frightening a small red squirrel on his way. He climbed until he had passed one hundred feet and all the trees about him had gone. He tightened his grip, looking for any eagles, before recalling that none lived in this country, none that mattered anyway. The wind caught his nose and hat and he shrieked in delight at the view. It was the highest he had ever climbed.

  Edward could see far into the distance. Behind, a row of hills marked the horizon. To his right the fields melded into each other until they met the greying sky, and to his left he thought he could glimpse the sea. Ahead, over the tops of the trees below, he could see the city, plumes of dark smoke belching from grubby buildings. Before the city there appeared to be a gap of sorts, an empty scar that traversed the landscape. Before it was a thick, deep forest, far more substantial than the small wood holding Edward’s observation tower. And behind, on the outskirts of the buildings, was a vast expanse, a rolling series of downs with grass clipped short. And upon this carpet of green Edward could see the white canvas of Whyte and Wingate’s Big Top, a flag flapping on its peak, a large black burned streak disappearing down its side into the ground. He could just make out a floating hot air balloon and wagons parked alongside, with their horses harnessed. He wrapped his tail around a small branch and clapped his hands.

  Edward took the scenic route to the floor, pulling and swinging at the beech tree, crashing through its leaves. He jumped upon Doris’s back and described to the others all that he’d seen. He outstretched his arm, unfurled his finger, and Doris set off in the direction of the circus, Bessie flitting about her ears, with the giant anteater rolling his shoulders as he followed behind.

  The animals walked through the wood, leaving the meadow and track. All was quiet, a few moths flying through the damp air. Bessie and the anteater stopped occasionally to flick their tongues into a muddy puddle. Doris sampled the leaves in the wood, but she didn’t like them. She felt her stomach rumble, as did Edward.

  “Why are we going back to the circus?” Bear suddenly asked.

  He had fallen behind a little, his long head swaying more as he walked.

  “To see all our friends,” announced Doris.

  “To save the circus,” suggested Bessie.

  Bear thought about it some more. But before he had time to come to any particular view, his concentration was broken by a flash of orange fur. A fox dashed past his nose and under Doris’s legs. There the fox went to ground, curling into a small ball, bringing its tail around its face. The fox thought it had hidden itself. But its tail had been shredded by mange and Bear could still see its amber eyes through what was left of a
white tip. It was breathing heavy, peering out, frightened. Doris realised something wasn’t right. Gently she stepped away. The fox didn’t move, even when Doris turned and nudged it ever so gently with her huge foot.

  “What is wrong?” Bear asked the fox, who didn’t reply.

  “What is wrong? What is wrong?” cried Bessie.

  She hadn’t yet seen the fox, but the moment she did, she alighted next to Edward on Doris’s back, too nervous to approach any closer. Bear wandered up to the fox, which took to its feet. It bowed its head and withdrew its lips, revealing sharp canine teeth. The giant anteater stood three times taller, with a tail three times longer. He knew he intimidated the fox, so he crouched upon his elbows, so he could look it straight in the eye.

  The fox spoke with a gentle, soft voice that still trembled.

  “They are coming to kill me,” she said.

  “What do you mean?” asked Bear.

  “The hounds. They are coming.”

  The fox looked around herself now, surveying the forest floor.

  “Help me.”

  “There’s nothing to be scared of in this world,” said Doris.

  “For you perhaps,” said Bessie.

  “Come on, let’s stick to the plan,” cried Edward, as he sat upon Doris’s neck, tugging at one of her ears, trying to turn her towards the city.

  “You don’t have to be frightened,” said Bear gently.

  He spoke with a quiet authority, born out of generations of giant anteaters that had faced down mountain lions and ocelots. The vixen trembled some more. Then they heard the wail of a metal horn and the fox was gone, gambling with her life by bolting down a nearby badger set. Surprised, Bear stood and raised his front legs off the ground, elevating his head some six feet high. He looked around, trying to spot the source of this alien metallic cry.