Mission: Earth Fortune of Fear

by Ron L. Hubbard

  "First things first," he said. "Sit down in that chair! We can get this over with in time for me to be on that morning plane if we get moving."

  I sat down in a gingerly way, my hand not far from my stungun butt. These spacers are peculiar people. They can get out of hand. Not only that, you have to be crazy to become a spacer in the first place. Just because some rich widow was waiting for him, he had no call to be so upset. Or did he?

  He plopped a thick mass of paper down in front of me. Blank Voltar Apparatus gate passes. An unusual number.

  "Stamp those and we can talk further," he threat­ened.

  "Aren't these an awful lot?" I said. After all, one should have some care in authorizing official documents.

  "It's none of your business, except the rich widow also owns a counterfeit Scotch distillery and Scotch is getting to be all the rage on Voltar-knocks them kicking! And I'm not offering you a piece of it-either the widow or the Scotch business-and I need so many cargo-gate passes because you might not be around very long."

  Ominous. Distinctly ominous. I knew now that he had something up his sleeve. "You better tell me more," I said.

  "I'll (bleep) well tell you more when you stamp those (bleeped) passes," said Bolz. "And don't date them.

  Blank that part of your stamp. I can forge that much of it with my own."

  Fate was having its way with me. I knew he wouldn't tell me until I stamped. I was already too beaten down to argue further. I got out my identoplate, blanked the date and began to stamp.

  I stamped and stamped and stamped.

  Captain Bolz got himself some hot jolt. He didn't offer me any. Then he finalized his packing of a trip bag and began to dress in Western clothes.

  I stamped on and on. He could land a dozen spaceship freighter loads of Scotch, a case at a time, with all this.

  At last I flexed my aching arm. I began to put my identoplate away.

  Bolz, who had been tying his Earth shoes, detected the motion. "Oh no, you don't," he said. "There's one more thing."

  He scooped the blank stamped passes up, stack after stack, and locked them in a safe. And from it he then brought out an imposing-looking document. "Sign and stamp this," he said.

  I looked at it as he laid it down on the table. Awfully official-looking. Ominous. It said:

  I, Soltan Gris, Secondary Executive of the Coordinated Information Apparatus, Exterior Division, Royal Government, Voltar Confederacy (Long Live His Majesty Cling the Lofty), do hereby and herewith acknowledge the receipt of Freighter Invoice 239-765-933 AZ and all substance thereof.

  I also herewith specifically state that it was ordered by me personally and that I hold all parties connected with this invoice, and all other sums ever given him by Zanco, totally innocent and blameless and do attest that they were acting under duress and by my orders.

  (Signature)

  Identoplate Area.

  I read it wonderingly. I said, "All right, but WHAT is it?" I could plainly smell some danger in this.

  "You'll get the invoice when you sign it and not until you sign it," said Bolz. "And believe me, I will be glad to get it off my hands!"

  "But I can't sign a document like this. I don't know what it is. I could be shot if it's something illegal."

  "Come on, come on!" he said. "You'll make me late for my plane! Sign it! Stamp it! You've never been finicky before!"

  He had hours yet. What was this mad rush?

  He saw I was hesitating. He reached out and touched the corner of the sheet. He was having trouble picking it up with his blunt fingers on that slick table. "All right, I'll just signify you wouldn't accept it. But I think you're a (bleeping) fool not to."

  Cunning entered my mind. If the invoice proved wrong, I could still draw the stungun and shoot him and get this back. It might cause hard feelings. But it was the best way.

  I slapped my hand down on the sheet just as he was

  drawing it off the table. I pulled it back to me. I got out a pen. I signed it. Then I got my identoplate back in order, again showing hour and date, and stamped it.

  He took the sheet and put it carefully in his safe. He took out another sheet. Thank Heavens, he left the safe door open. I could still execute my ploy.

  The new sheet slid across to me. With one glance at it, my eyes popped and my jaw dropped. It said:

  FREIGHTER INVOICE 239-765-933 AZ

  Carrier:

  Apparatus Space Freighter Blixo

  Captain Bolz, Commanding

  Shipper:

  Zanco Cellological Equipment and Supplies

  Chief:

  Koltar Zanco

  Item:

  30,000 pounds in 50-pound bars 100% pure GOLD

  I reeled. My head felt like a spiral nebula in full speedup.

  My letter to Zanco had worked! I had told them they had denied me a chance to buy gold with the C 30,000 they hadn't bribed me with. And they had sent the GOLD!

  "You want this document back?" said Bolz with a strange sort of sneer.

  "Oh, Gods, no!" I cried.

  My whole world had suddenly gone inverted. I had been at the bottom of the abyss. Just one glimpse of this had started me soaring.

  "You've got it on board?" I said.

  "Silly question" said Bolz. "But I'll humor you. Come down this ladder."

  He led me to a storeroom. He unlocked the door. There were the boxes all lashed in place.

  I dived at them.

  I twisted the fastenings off the top one.

  BEAUTIFUL YELLOW!

  With an expert flip I got out my Knife Section knife and scored a deep scratch in one.

  Pure, soft, gleaming gold!

  I opened another and another.

  Bars of glowing GOLD!

  Two to the case.

  Bars and bars and bars of pure gold!

  "Three hundred boxes," said Bolz. "One hundred pounds to the box. Now if you can stop slavering long enough, come back up and initial my copy of the invoice."

  I didn't want to leave. He pulled me out of the storeroom, ignoring the way my hands were automatically stretching toward the beautiful, beautiful gold.

  Despite his tugging, I wedged myself in the door and counted the ends of the boxes.

  "Oh, my Gods," said Bolz. "They're all there." He was still tugging at me. "You'll make me miss my plane!"

  "...297, 298, 299, 300!" I counted. "They're all there!"

  "Yes, they're all there," said Bolz. "And I'm Gods (bleep) glad to get rid of them, the kind of crew I've got and the price of gold being what it is on this planet. Now, watch. I am locking the door. Come back to my cabin."

  He got me there. In a daze, I initialled the invoice. He put it in his safe and he locked the safe securely. He handed me the storeroom key. Then he picked up his grip and put on his civilian hat.

  "You're on your own," said Captain Bolz. "Some of the crew will be aboard and I've told the mate they can give you a hand unloading it, but I take no responsibility for it from here on out. Good-bye."

  He left.

  Chapter 2

  I sank down at his table. I couldn't get my eyes shut: they were popped too wide, a frozen reflex.

  Minutes went by. I became aware of the fact, at last, that my heart was still beating and that I was still breathing.

  Thirty thousand pounds of gold!

  Zanco had owed me a 30,000-credit bribe for all the hospital supplies I ordered. That meant that they had paid what must have been a professional price for the metal, a credit a pound. They used a lot of gold in cello-logical items because it did not tarnish and so did not poison cells. Well, that was all to my benefit: and it was a straight professional deal.

  There was a law forbidding the export of metals that would upset the currencies of primitive worlds which was why the Apparatus had never done this on the Earth base. But if they were willing to overlook that, so was I.

  I seized a scrap of paper off the littered floor and began to calculate.

  The 30,000 pounds
on Voltar would weigh about 25,000 pounds on Earth. That was 300,000 Troy ounces.

  Gold had shot up lately. It was running around $850 an ounce. It had been that years ago and then had dropped but now inflation had caught up with it again. It would go higher, not lower.

  I calculated further. I gasped. That was $255,000, – 000.00!

  GODS!

  I could pay off the credit card companies!

  I wouldn't lose the villa. The staff wouldn't be sold into slavery. I wouldn't be sold into slavery.

  More! With that much money, I could wheel and deal and wangle and get anything done to Heller and Krak that I wanted!

  WOW!

  It didn't even make any difference if she was using my credit card!

  Who the Hells cared?

  WOW! WOW!

  I could buy that bulletproof limousine!

  I could buy and sell anybody I wanted to!

  Utanc even would fawn on me!

  Oh, a gorgeous world was really opening up!

  WOW! WOW!! WOW!!!

  But wait.

  Thirty thousand pounds of gold!

  That was 12 1/2Earth TONS!

  I couldn't even get a truck to carry it!

  I could not hide it or bury it.

  Keeping gold lying around meant its loss, as I had just so harshly experienced.

  Ye Gods, I couldn't even get it out of the hangar!

  No wonder Bolz had told me I was on my own.

  My problem was I HAD TOO MUCH GOLD!

  I briefly toyed with the idea of just accepting a little bit. But that was unthinkable. I could not abandon even a shadow of that beautiful metal.

  Wait. I had to think!

  The mistake I had made before was trying to hold on to it. I must not make that same mistake again!

  If I turned up in Istanbul with that much gold, they'd investigate me to bits. My cunning plan of local buying through the Pahalt General Merchandising Emporium that I had set up earlier couldn't account for any amount like this. I doubted that there was this much gold reserve in the whole Turkish National Bank!

  Yet, I had to convert it. Despite my overwhelming love of it, I had to convert it into ready cash before somebody turned it into lead and paint. But where? And how?

  The only place they would accept gold with no questions, under their new laws, was Switzerland. But there were lots of borders to cross between here and there!

  Borders? "Border-jumper." The line-jumper!

  But that meant letting the Antimancos in on it. It meant dangling gold in front of a crew of pirates! They would kill anyone for a fraction of that much wealth.

  How was I going to do this? How could I fool Stabb?

  I had to make this work!

  My life depended upon it utterly.

  No matter the risk, I was going to handle this.

  But Gods, did I need an idea!

  No sooner prayed for than received! Instant service from the celestial realm!

  Like a bolt from the blue, the idea struck!

  Chapter 3

  All weariness was forgotten. The glow of the gold had entered into my soul. The yellow energy of it coursed like precious perfume through my nerves and lent power to my limbs.

  Oh, but there were going to be some changes now!

  I rushed down the ladders of the Blixo and leaped outside the battered ship. I sped to the guard office and grabbed the domestic telephone. I called the taxi driver.

  "It's too early," he said sleepily. "What's the rush?"

  "Money," I said.

  "You got some?" he said, wide awake.

  "Beyond your wildest dreams."

  "I'll be right down instantly."

  Oh, that proved it. There were really going to be some changes now.

  He arrived with a screech of brakes that turned him halfway round.

  "Follow that hospital!" I said.

  He got it. As fast as that engine could turn, we churned the road to the entrance door.

  I leaped out. I rushed right by Reception. I sped down the hall.

  I burst into Prahd's room.

  "Oh, NO!" screamed Nurse Bildirjin. "Not you!"

  I gave a short barking laugh. Oh, but there were going to be some changes made!

  "Prahd," I said, "you have a duty to perform."

  "And then my pay starts," he said.

  "You will do as you are told," I said.

  I had the plan all worked out. The first of it was to get the Antimancos out of the way for the whole day. Oh, yes, I had the control star. But I wasn't taking any chances. I didn't need a line-jumper run by Antimancos in a hypnotic trance or shocked senseless with electric jolts. This gold was too precious to risk.

  "I am going to bring a five-man crew here in the next few minutes," I said. "You are going to inoculate them against epizootics."

  "There is no such disease," said Prahd.

  "Then invent it," I snapped. "And while you are inoculating them, you are going to discover they have rabies. And all day long you are going to retain them here in a ward and under no circumstances let them go back to the base until I give the word."

  "It would only take an hour to cure rabies," said Prahd.

  "Then invent a cure that takes all day!" I snarled.

  "And then my pay starts," said Prahd.

  (Bleep) him, he was at THAT again! Didn't the idiot realize that he was officially dead? I couldn't start his pay without it appearing on the books that he was still alive.

  "You will do what you are told!" I shouted.

  "But it's hardly dawn, yet," he said.

  "Well, Rome wasn't built in a day!" I howled at him.

  I rushed out. It occurred to me he wouldn't do it. I rushed back. "If you don't, I'll burn the hospital down!"

  That made it a sure thing. The hospital was nothing to me. I could get no money out of it. He could see I meant it. He raised his hands defensively and nodded wildly. "I'll do it!"

  I raced back out to the cab.

  We went shrieking down the road to the barracks. "Wait there," I said.

  I ran down the tunnel.

  I streaked across the hangar. I flashed up the passageway to the crew's quarters. I burst into the Antimancos' room.

  Five blastguns were centered on me instantly. Unintimidated, I shouted, "On your feet, all of you, and fast!"

  They lay right there in their bunks, sighting down the barrels of their blastguns.

  "Captain Stabb!" I barked. "Come out in the hall. A matter of gravest urgency has reared its head."

  Grumbling, he followed me out.

  In a highly conspiratorial tone, I said, "Stabb, things are about to move. We are going to execute the greatest robbery this planet has ever heard of!"

  Oh, man, did his pointed ears pick up! The triangular head moved close to me. The beady, close-set eyes came flaming alive. "Is this some trick?"

  "Gods, no," I lied. "I cannot tell you any details now but it is a haul that will make pirate history!"

  "It's about time," he said.

  "Oh, but you're going to see a big change now," I said. "Move fast. We have to undertake a preparatory action. There's an epidemic raging in the area where we are going to make the first move. Get your whole crew over to the hospital at once to be inoculated. The taxi is waiting outside!"

  "What is this plan?" he said.

  "I will give you the details when you come back," I said. "Get going now."

  He got them up and got them dressed. I got them out to the taxi and, in the cold dawn, packed them in.

  "Deliver them to Doktor Muhammed only," I ordered him. "And then come back and see me."

  Away they went.

  I rushed back to the crew's berthing. I found the room and bed of the base construction superintendent.

  Cost was no object now. I woke him by waving three one-hundred-dollar bills under his snoring nose. He swatted at them. He clutched them. He looked at them and sat up quite alert.

  "There are two more of those," I said, "if you
will do exactly what I want you to do."

  "If it's murder, ask the guards. If it's another redesign of the base you've done, let me go back to sleep."

  Oh, there were going to be some changes made!"Neither," I snapped. "It's a simple construction job."

  He got interested. We turned up the glowplates and in a rapid, if somewhat imperfect scrawl, I showed him what I wanted.

  "Huh," he said. "That's easy. There'll be two more of these?"

  "Only if you finish by midafternoon," I said.

  "That's easy, too. I'll rouse out the workers."

  Hah! How easy that had been!

  I raced out. I flashed into the Blixo. I pounded on the cabin door of the mate who had been left in charge.

  I told his tousled head what I wanted.

  "Why wake me now?" he said.

  "Because I wanted to give you this," I said. I pushed a hundred-dollar bill into his hand. "And if you do a smart job when you get the signal this afternoon, there's another one."

  His hand closed over it like a sun grabbing a spaceship at magna-speed.

  It was all in train, now. It must not fail!

  I went down and opened the storeroom door and crooned for three hours over that precious gold! I would not have it long. I would have to make this joy of communion last. It saddened me that after today I would never see it again.

  But if all went well today, I would have the MONEY!

  TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!

  Money is POWER!

  Given that much, I could ruin whomever I chose. At will! Including Heller and Krak!

  Chapter 4

  The urgency of undone things at last wrenched me away. I must not leave the slightest detail to chance. I knew I was engaged in one of the most desperate ventures of my whole life. I was going to get five murderous pirates to move 12 1/2tons of pure gold. Rogues who would kill for ounces of it, let alone tons!

  I scrambled down out of the Blixo.

  The flash of electronic fire was filling the whole hangar with fitful light. The construction crew was working like mad. I surveyed it with interest. They were making good progress.

  I ticked off on my quivering fingers the vital items that were left.

  Guns. Clothes. Passport. Anything else?

  Yes. The locket. I had to get the locket back.

  I checked to make sure. Yes, I still had it in my pocket. I couldn't quite figure out how to give it back, unsuspected. If I died in this desperate venture, I still wanted a few tears on my grave.