Cindersmellya: A Dark Comedy Fairytale Romance

by Alexis Angel

  So....what's a girl to do? In the words of Isobel who replied back to me, I had just gotten dressed up to get jiggy and it turned out there wasn't much there to get jiggy with.

  Right, so I asked the guy.

  "UIhmm, can you get it bigger?"

  Which is prolly not the best question to ask a guy when he's moaning to you, "Oh yeah baby I'm gonna pound you with my cock."

  So his eyes go wide open and I'm like, "Is it hard?" which I figure is tons worse to say than "Is it in?"

  The guy totally starts to stammer and stutter.

  Now here's the crazy part. During the day, this guy is like alpha male big dog. He's like a Director at Credit Suisse which is a big Wall Street bank. He tries to act like all that. Yeah, I just basically cut his ego down with 3 words.

  Literally ladies, you ever wanna exact vengeance on your guy use those three words if you want. But its the nuclear option, because they will never recover unless you help them.

  So I helped him. I was like, "Well, lets get me off first, since you won't get me off with just fucking. And then, I dunno, I guess I could take two fingers and jerk you off."

  Somehow he agreed to that. So he starts going down on. And guess what I start to do? I go on Facebook! So there I am, checking Facebook on my phone, my legs spread wide and this guy licking my pussy and I actually posted a few things in Dirty Lil' Angels. See if you can't guess what they are.

  I had a PM convo on Facebook too with some Naughty Angels. And they said something that made me laugh.

  And the guy looks up, and he's like "Are you still there?"

  And I realized that this was going nowhere. So the guy started getting dressed as I just sat there ignoring him, on my phone. The worst part for him?

  There's so much man candy in Dirty Lil' Angels that I started looking at it and it got me wet. So I mean, I was already kinda naked, so I started touching myself.

  Entirely forgetting that the guy was still getting dressed.

  So he looked at me as if I was like the Queen Bitch, entirely destroying his confidence.

  You wanna know what I say?

  To him, I say grow a pair of fucking balls - maybe your dick will grow bigger. And welcome to what being a woman was like for so long. I'm going to destroy men if they don't please me and I'm going to fucking enjoy it.

  I'm going to try and email you tomorrow but def Saturday because that reminds me of a story I have to tell you when I went to Bali and hired myself a guy to be my slave for the whole time I was there (including sex). One of the best experiences. But that's for next time.

  Oh, if you're new to the NL - welcome. Wanna catch up on the story as it's been going on? Then hop into Dirty Lil' Angels and right now we're giving away a free book!

  Love and kisses and lots of hugs!

  Alexis

  FB Jail 3/5/2017

  I'm in Facebook Jail!!

  So I'm too hot for Facebook. They put me in jail. For 24 hours. Whatever. I gave them the finger. Actually I had a pretty fun exchange with them and they'll reinstate my account but I had to get Mona Cox ready and Python is coming out soon! I'll have the link!

  But one thing I have to do is delay the finalists for the vibrator challenge to tomorrow, which means we announce on March 6 instead of 5 going forward.

  Remember, menage scenes for a vibrator. Or...pictures of Dark Angel.

  Oh yeah, I'm going to Hawaii. I'm going to be having sex with like this guy who invited me to come over. I'm still getting my own place but I plan to ride his cock at least three times a day.

  Nope, not looking for a relationship. Just looking for a lot of his cum on my tits. Maybe some of it on my mouth. Definitely none of it in my pussy (can you imagine me with a baby? I'm still a brat!) and then I wanna get him to lick it off me too. Oh and then maybe do some daddy/daughter roleplaying - that's gonna be fun.

  Some stepbrother roleplaying. Oh, I want him to spank me. Tie me up. I wanna see if maybe I can get a four way - haha, where all my holes get filled. But he might be a jealous type. We'll see.

  Oh yeah, somewhere along the way I guess there is some beaches and volcanoes and shit...I don't know if I care. Only one thing I wanna see erupt the next 8 days and when it comes to squirting hot, thick, gooey, liquids....

  Love and kisses and lots of hugs!

  Alexis

  Hawaii 3/6/2017

  So by the time you're reading this, I'm on a plane to Hawaii!

  8 days of sitting in my bikini on the beach. I have so many books I wanna read! And then I'm gonna have so much sex!

  But fear not! I will be constantly on Facebook and online and writing fun emails to you guys!

  I'm also not gonna stop releasing Mona Cox books anytime soon. Today I'm downloaded Dirty Money by Michelle Love so that will make the flight go by so much faster.

  Although it might leave me kinda hot and bothered, lol. Imagine what happens when you get an itch you wanna scratch and you're hurtling through the air in a closed metal tube that looks like a cock?

  I mean, do I ask for a blankie and and recline and get myself off?? Do I go to the lavatory?

  And what if I'm sitting next to a cute guy? Can I ask him to help me??

  So many unanswered questions about airplane masturbation and sex! I dunno if I'm gonna make it off the plane without getting off! LMAO!

  So lets see if I got everything. Lingerie? Check. Bikinis? Check! High heels? Check! Vibes? Yup! Condoms? Yup! Kindle? Got it.

  My business manager (the guy who makes sure to actually publish my books after I wrote them) just shakes his head when he listens to what I'm gonna pack, but you know what I say? Guys don't understand what it's like being a girl. 80 degrees and humid, and I can just spend the day wearing a bikini, because women are beautiful.

  Sure guys are beautiful, but they've so fucked up their whole thinking that they can't really appreciate what another guy looks like. Not true for women. We are sisters! I can look at another woman and say easily, "oh, I love how that bra makes her boobs look bigger" or "she's got a cute butt".

  Guys can't say, "oh look at his V" because they've made us all think that's weird. So let them shake their heads at me, I'll shake my ass at them and get them hard! And then they'll come towards me because their cocks will get bigger and I'll scooch back just a lil' and rub my ass on them, getting them even harder. Like, precum will be leaking.

  Then I'll bat my eyes and say, sorry boys! I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend! And I'll give her a lick in front of them - making their eyes explode lol!

  And that's how easy it is to manipulate men! Never let them get the upper hand on you, ladies!

  Oh, and guess what? Mona Cox is live!!

  Love and kisses and lots of hugs!

  Alexis

  Eruptions 3/7/2017

  So I had the first of many eruptions in Hawaii so far lol!

  So basically my day is broken down into 1) reading, 2) eating, 3) tanning on bach, 4) writing, 5) drinking, 6) getting fucked...

  I know a lot of authors so I basically asked them before I left and said hey gimme new stuff to read. So they gave me the filthiiiiiest stuff and I sit there in a bikini reading and getting wet.

  Then I go drink and get the sexual thoughts really running rampant so in the evening I'm primed and lubed to have just insane quantities of sex.

  That's the plan.

  So far yesterday I got to the condo and got boned. Didn't get much of a chance to do much else.

  I'm posting some pics of Hawaii in Dirty Lil' Angels too - just because it's a closed group and stuff. You're welcome to come see them. I promise, no cum stains on anything - just pics to make you feel you were here.

  One thing I realized too was that in the five hours coming to Hawaii how much I missed interacting with readers.

  I'm sorry, but I'm just so fucking grateful for so many wonderful people who are around me. From my Dirty Lil' Angels, to my Naughty Angels, my ARC Angels, my Art Angels, and all my readers - I <3 you all so much.
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br />   A bunch of you have been coming to me for advice on sex stuff, or about sex toys, or getting cute lingerie. I'm totally happy to help you give you advice to enjoy being a woman. I'm actually incredibly humbled and honored. Please don't ever feel shy or embarrassed or that I'd have better things to do.

  Love and kisses and lots of hugs!

  Alexis

  Hawaii Sex 3/10/2017

  I came so hard...

  But then the guy wouldn't leave! I mean, he was great while he was hard, but then he got all soft and I'm sorry I have to go to the beach and do some writing. What's a girl to do?

  I mean, I can't even throw out his clothes off my balcony because he was wearing only board shorts when he came out.

  So I told him I could fall in love with him if I kept seeing him. And boy did that get him the hell outta my place.

  Gotta love guys and their fear of commitment. Says the girl who doesn't want them around after the sex is done.

  Have you ever wanted a guy gone after sex? What did you do to get him out? Tellll meeeeee! Who knows, I may end up putting it in a book!

  Anyways, I have some recommendations and I'm going to announce the $25 winner for opening this email tomorrow!!!

  Oh, if you haven't gotten Python yet, it's #73 in the store! Get it now!

  Love and kisses and lots of hugs!

  Alexis

  #69 3/11/2017

  So after the last few days, I am so sore...

  So can you say overindulgence? Because that's exactly what I've been doing in Hawaii. Overindulging to the point of nearly being comatose LOL.

  I mean, there is no way in hell I can walk today lol. I woke up and I'm like, oh right, I am so sore. Muscles that I didn't even know I had inside are like sore. My butt is sore.

  Don't get me wrong. It's a good soreness. Like its a delicious pleasure.

  But there is no way I am having any sexy sexy today. Instead, I've been reading.

  And writing! I'm writing a lot. I have lots of adventures to tell you about. But all I can do today is think of those adventures next to the beach. Like how I got picked up and thrown over some guy's shoulder three nights ago and stuff OMG.

  One time I was in Bali and I was on the beach and there was this guy at Kuta Beach who called himself a 'Kuta Cowboy'. So what he did was tell me that he would wait on me hand and foot for the entire time I was there for like $100 bucks (which was like a million billion of their currency).

  So he carried my bags and stuff from the mall and brought me coconut water and then when I wanted oil rubbed on me, he did that. He was so hot too so every time I got horny I'd tell him to lick my pussy and he would drop what he was doing and take off my bikini bottoms and take me into orbit. Then at night he'd give me his cock and I'd be like oooh yes. It was so much fun but sadly I can't find people like that in Hawaii lol.

  We got quite the lineup today. Oh and I have exciting news!!

  I'm writing a Mona Cox with none other than...Savannah May! She's like my absolute hero and like my role model. I wanna be like her one day because she knows like everything.

  Oh, if you haven't gotten Python yet, it's #69 in the store! Get it now!

  Love and kisses and lots of hugs!

  Alexis

  Python In My Pussy 3/13/2017

  So Python has been in the Top 100 for a few days now...

  That's like a few days more than I've ever had a book in the Top 100, except for Wicked Lil' Brat, but who's counting, right?

  Anyways, I wanted to do something fun!

  So I decided why not do a random drawing for everyone that's opened my emails. Kinda like a random act of good fortune.

  So the winner is Meredith Oscar at m******op1981@gmail.com.

  Please email me back if you are Meredith!!

  Yay!

  But it doesn't end there!

  I wanna really celebrate. So beginning today until the end of March, we will have 22 days of games!

  Each day, a new Angel Game will pop up in Dirty Lil' Angels with a fun prize to be won!

  Each day the winner will be announced!!

  I think it will be fun, and I need some fun because I'm leaving Hawaii tomorrow and going back to work.

  I had soooooo much sex, they better name an island after me or something LOL.

  Oh, that reminds me! I am almost finished writing my MMF novel, Men of the House with my girlfriend Lana Hartley. We are creating a new pen name for the two of us, calling us, ABBY ANGEL.

  But I'm not sure how it is and you guys were SUPER helpful for Python last time! So I'm including one scene below but PLEASE gimme feedback on what to change. It's unedited now but I just need help figuring out what to do before taking it to the editor.

  Some recommendations after the jump and then the scene. Also, if you haven't checked out Python yet, now's your chance!

  Love and kisses and lots of hugs!

  Alexis

  Excerpt begins here:

  Desire can be a powerful thing. It rises on your mind like morning fog and, before you know it, you’re lost and blind in the bland whiteness of it. No control, no sense of direction.

  That’s me right now; I’m adrift in a sea of desire, and all rationality has deserted me. Do you want to know what I’m thinking while I slide my yoga pants down my hips? It’s simple: I’m not thinking of anything. I’m just like a puppet acting out the commands from some unseen hand.

  “Are you just going to stare?” I purr at him, my pants now revealing a faint tan line, as my heart gallops inside my chest. As the words leave my lips, I close the distance between Daniel and I and, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt, pull him into me. He grins, delight and desire painting his face, and comes willingly. He rests his big hands on my waist and, the moment he leans into me and his lips touch mine, I close my eyes and let go.

  All it takes is one kiss for me to know that this is going to be good. For a man as imposing as him, he’s actually more than a good kisser. I tilt my head to the side, pulling him closer and pressing my mouth harder against his. I part my lips and slip my tongue inside his mouth, a whirlwind of lust dancing inside my head.

  I’m kissing my stepfather, this is really happening.

  I exhale sharply as, still grabbing me by the waist, he pushes me back and pins me against the bedroom door. His fingers dart to my wrists and he lifts my arms up over my head.

  “This is wrong,” he says, his eyes filled with desire. “This is so wrong,” he repeats, and I feel something hardening in his crotch and pushing against my leg. Yes, this is wrong. Very, very wrong… But so are the most delicious things in the world, aren’t they? And it’s this wrongness that makes boiling blood travel through my veins and raises hell between my thighs. My thong is drenched, my juices soaking it in a way that hasn’t happened for a long time… This is raw desire in its purest and most violent form.

  “So wrong...” I whisper, throwing his words back at him as a grin of anticipation dawns on my lips.

  I throw my head back, baring my neck to him, and he savors my skin with gentle kisses. I pant each time his lips touch me, that gentle fog of desire blanketing my mind. I get out of his hold with cat like movements, freeing my hands and taking them to his shirt, my frantic fingers popping button after button. I untuck his shirt then and, almost with a growl, I press the open palm of my hands on his pectorals, feeling the hard lines of his strong muscles under my fingertips. For a man his age, it’s almost hard to believe the kind of body he has.

  Daniel presses his body against mine, the warmness of his skin sending a shiver down my spine, and then grabs a handful of hair on the nape of my neck. Holding my head, he presses his mouth against mine; fireworks go off behind my eyelids as we kiss savagely, our tongues dancing and fighting against each other with abandonment.

  Still kissing me, he takes his hand and lets it slide down my side, then makes it climb up my inner thigh. I shudder as I feel his long fingers on my skin, my hips unconsciously bucking against him. He brushes one fing
er over my thong and across the hem of my pants, long flames of pleasure darting through my body as he does it; I rock my hips against him, trying to have him press his hand against my pussy. He doesn’t relent, though, taking his time and slowly brushing his finger over the fabric of my thong and my aching pussy.

  I started this and, now that he has taken control, he’s going to make sure we go all the way. No excuses.

  With a growl in the back of his throat, he grabs my shirt and pulls it over my head, forcing me to lift my arms. Then, moving fast, he sends my yoga pants down to my ankles and presses his hand against my pussy. He wastes no time and takes his fingers to my thighs; pulling on my thong, he sends it down my legs as well. I bite my lower lip as I feel the fabric sliding down, and I kick off my sneakers, doing the same with my pants and soaked underwear.