The loom of Slough faded. One was in rank country now, and he ground the handle of the window to get a little fresh air. A smell of trees and grass came in. Get boys out of England! They had funny accents in those great places overseas. Well, they had funny accents here, too. The accent had been all right at Slough – for if it wasn’t a boy got lammed. He remembered the first time his father and mother – James and Emily – came down; very genteel (before the word was fly-blown), all whiskers and crinoline; the beastly boys had made personal remarks which had hurt him! Get ’em out of England! But in those days there had been nowhere for boys to go. He took a long breath of the wayside air. They said England was changed, spoiled, some even said ‘done for’. Bosh! It still smelt the same! His great-uncle, one of ‘Superior Dosset’s’ brothers, had gone as a boy to Bermuda at the beginning of the last century, and had he been heard of since? Not he. Young Jon Forsyte and his mother – his own first, unfaithful, still not quite forgotten wife – had gone to the States – would they be heard of again? He hoped not. England! Some day, when he had time and the car was free, he would go and poke round on the border of Dorset and Devon where the Forsytes came from. There was nothing there – he understood, and he wouldn’t care to let anybody know of his going; but the earth must be some sort of colour, and there would be a graveyard, and – ha! Maidenhead! These sprawling villas and hotels and gramophones spoiled the river. Funny that Fleur had never been very fond of the river; too slow and wet, perhaps – everything was quick and dry now, like America. But had they such a river as the Thames anywhere out of England? Not they! Nothing that ran green and clear and weedy, where you could sit in a punt and watch the cows, and those big elms, and the poplars. Nothing that was safe and quiet, where you called your soul your own and thought of Constable and Mason and Walker.
His car bumped something slightly, and came to a stand. That fellow Riggs was always bumping something! He looked out. The chauffeur had got down and was examining his mudguard.
‘What was that?’ said Soames.
‘I think it was a pig, sir.’
‘Where?’
‘Shall I drive on, or see?’
Soames looked round. There seemed no inhabitants in sight.
‘Better see.’
The chauffeur disappeared behind the car. Soames remained seated. He had never had any pigs. They said the pig was a clean animal. People didn’t treat pigs properly. It was very quiet! No cars on the road; in the silence the wind was talking a little in the hedgerow. He noticed some stars.
‘It is a pig, sir; he’s breathing.’
‘Oh!’ said Soames. If a cat had nine, how many lives had a pig? He remembered his father James’s only riddle: ‘If a herring and a half cost three-ha’pence, what’s the price of a grid-iron?’ When still very small, he had perceived that it was unanswerable.
‘Where is he?’ he said.
‘In the ditch, sir.’
A pig was property, but if in the ditch, nobody would notice it till after he was home. ‘Drive on,’ he said. ‘No! Wait!’ And, opening the near door, he got out. After all, the pig was in distress. ‘Show me,’ he said, and moved in the tail-light of his car to where the chauffeur stood pointing. There, in the shallow ditch, was a dark object emitting cavernous low sounds, as of a man asleep in a club chair.
‘It must belong to one of them cottages we passed a bit back,’ said the chauffeur.
Soames looked at the pig.
‘Anything broken?’
‘No sir; the mudguard’s all right. I fancy it copped him pretty fair.’
‘In the pig, I meant.’
The chauffeur touched the pig with his boot. It squealed, and Soames quivered. Someone would hear! Just like that fellow, drawing attention to it – no gumption whatever! But how, without touching, did you find out whether anything was broken in a pig? He moved a step and saw the pig’s eyes; and a sort of fellow-feeling stirred in him. What if it had a broken leg! Again the chauffeur touched it with his foot. The pig uttered a lamentable noise, and, upheaving its bulk, squealing and grunting, trotted off. Soames hastily resumed his seat. ‘Drive on!’ he said. Pigs! They never thought of anything but themselves; and cottagers were just as bad – very unpleasant about cars. And he wasn’t sure they weren’t right – tearing great things! The pig’s eye seemed looking at him again from where his feet were resting. Should he keep some, now that he had those meadows on the other side of the river? Eat one’s own bacon, cure one’s own hams! After all, there was something in it – clean pigs, properly fed! That book of old Foggart said one must grow more food in England, and be independent if there were another war. He sniffed. Smell of baking – Reading town already! They still grew biscuits in England! Foreign countries growing his food – something unpleasant about living on sufferance like that! After all, English meat and English wheat – as for a potato, you couldn’t get one fit to eat in Italy, or France. And now they wanted to trade with Russia again! Those Bolshevists hated England. Eat their wheat and eggs, use their tallow and skins? Infra dig, he called it! the car swerved and he was jerked against the side cushions. The village church! – that fellow Riggs was always shying at something. Pretty little old affair, too, with its squat spire and its lichen – couldn’t see that out of England – graves, old names, yew trees. And that reminded him: One would have to be buried, some day. Here, perhaps. Nothing flowery! Just his name, ‘Soames Forsyte’, standing out on rough stone, like that grave he had sat on at Highgate; no need to put ‘Here lies’ – of course he’d lie! As to a cross, he didn’t know. Probably they’d put one, whatever he wished. He’d like to be in a corner, though, away from people – with an apple tree or something, over him. The less they remembered him, the better. Except Fleur – and she would have other things to think of!
The car turned down the last low hill to the level of the river. He caught a glimpse of it flowing dark between the poplars, like the soul of England, running hidden. The car rolled into the drive, and stopped before the door. He shouldn’t tell Annette yet about this case coming into Court – she wouldn’t feel as he did – she had no nerves!
Chapter Four
CATECHISM
MARJORIE FERRAR’S marriage was fixed for the day of the Easter Recess; her honeymoon to Lugano; her trousseau with Clothilde; her residence in Eaton Square; her pin-money at two thousand a year; and her affections on nobody. When she received a telephone message: Would she come to breakfast at Shropshire House? she was surprised. What could be the matter with the old boy?
At five minutes past nine, however, on the following day she entered the ancestral precincts, having left almost all powder and pigment on her dressing-table. Was he going to disapprove of her marriage? Or to give her some of her grandmother’s lace, which was only fit to be in a museum?
The marquess was reading the paper in front of an electric fire. He bent on her his bright, shrewd glance.
‘Well, Marjorie? Shall we sit down, or do you like to breakfast standing? There’s porridge, scrambled eggs, fish – ah! and grapefruit – very considerate of them! Pour out the coffee, will you?’
‘What’ll you have, Grandfather?’
‘Thank you, I’ll roam about and peck a bit. So you’re going to be married. Is that fortunate?’
‘People say so.’
‘He’s in Parliament, I see. Do you think you could interest him in this Electricity Bill of Parsham’s?’
‘Oh! yes. He’s dead keen on electricity.’
‘Sensible man. He’s got Works, I suppose. Are they electrified?’
‘I expect so.’
The marquess gave her another glance.
‘You know nothing about it,’ he said. ‘But you’re looking very charming. What’s this I hear of a libel?’
She might have known! Grandfather was too frightfully spry! He missed nothing!
‘It wouldn’t interest you, dear.’
‘I disagree. My father and old Sir Lawrence Mont were great friends. Why do you wan
t to wash linen in Court?’
‘I don’t.’
‘Are you the plaintiff?’
‘Yes.’
‘What do you complain of?’
‘They’ve said things about me.’
‘Who?’
‘Fleur Mont and her father.’
‘Ah! the relation of the tea-man. What have they said?’
‘That I haven’t a moral about me.’
‘Well, have you?’
‘As much as most people.’
‘Anything else?’
‘That I’m a snake of the first water.’
‘I don’t like that. What made them say so?’
‘Only that I was heard calling her a snob; and so she is.’
The marquess, who had resigned a finished grapefruit, placed his foot on a chair, his elbow on his knee, his chin on his hand, and said:
‘No divinity hedges our Order in these days, Marjorie; but we still stand for something. It’s a mistake to forget that.’
She sat very still. Everybody respected grandfather; even her father, to whom he did not speak. But to be told that she stood for something was really too dull for anything! All very well for grandfather at his age, and with his lack of temptations! Besides, she had no handle to her name, owing to the vaunted nature of British institutions. Even if she felt that – by Lord Charles out of Lady Ursula – she ought not to be dictated to, she had never put on frills – had always liked to be thought a mere Bohemian. And, after all, she did stand – for not being stuffy, and not being dull.
‘Well, Grandfather, I tried to make it up, but she wouldn’t Coffee?’
‘Yes, coffee. But tell me, are you happy about yourself?’
Marjorie Ferrar handed him the cup.
‘No. Who is?’
‘A hit,’ said the marquess. ‘You’re going to be very well off, I hear. That means power. It’s worth using well, Marjorie. He’s a Scotsman, isn’t he? Do you like him?’ Again the shrewd bright glance.
‘At times.’
‘I see. With your hair, you must be careful. Red hair is extraordinarily valuable on occasion. In the Eton and Harrow Match, or for speaking after dinner; but don’t let it run away with you after you’re married. Where are you going to live?’
‘In Eaton Square. There’s a Scotch place, too.’
‘Have your kitchens electrified. I’ve had it done here. It saves the cook’s temper. I get very equable food. But about this libel. Can’t you all say you’re sorry – why put money into the lawyers’ pockets?’
‘She won’t, unless I do, and I won’t, unless she does.’
The marquess drank off his coffee.
‘Then what is there in the way? I dislike publicity, Marjorie. Look at that suit the other day. Anything of this nature in Society, nowadays, is a nail in our coffins.’
‘I’ll speak to Alec, if you like.’
‘Do! Has he red hair?’
‘No; black.’
‘Ah! What would you like for a wedding-present – lace?’
‘Oh! no, please, dear. Nobody’s wearing lace.’
With his head on one side, the marquess looked at her. ‘I can’t get that lace off,’ he seemed to say.
‘Perhaps you’d like a colliery. Electrified, it would pay in no time.’
Marjorie Ferrar laughed. ‘I know you’re hard up, Grandfather; but I’d rather not have a colliery, thanks. They’re so expensive. Just give me your blessing.’
‘I wonder,’ said the marquess, ‘if I could sell blessings? Your uncle Dangerfield has gone in for farming; he’s ruining me. If only he’d grow wheat by electricity; it’s the only way to make it pay at the present price. Well, if you’ve finished breakfast, goodbye. I must go to work.’
Marjorie Ferrar, who had indeed begun breakfast, stood up and pressed his hand. He was a dear old boy, if somewhat rapid!…
That same evening, in a box at the St Anthony, she had her opportunity, when MacGown was telling her about Soames’s visit.
‘Oh, dear! Why on earth didn’t you settle it, Alec? The whole thing’s a bore. I’ve had my grandfather at me about it.’
‘If they’ll apologize,’ said MacGown, ‘I’ll settle it tomorrow. But an apology they must make.’
‘And what about me? I don’t want to stand up to be shot at.’
‘There are some things one can’t sit down under, Marjorie. Their whole conduct has been infamous.’
Visited by a reckless impulse, she said:
‘What d’you suppose I’m really like, Alec?’
MacGown put his hand on her bare arm.
‘I don’t suppose I know.’
‘Well?’
‘Defiant.’
Curious summary! Strangely good in a way – only –!
‘You mean that I like to irritate people till they think I’m – what I’m not. But suppose’ – her eyes confronted his – ‘I really am.’
MacGown’s grasp tightened.
‘You’re not; and I won’t have it said.’
‘You think this case will whitewash my – defiance?’
‘I know what gossip is; and I know it buzzes about you. People who say things are going to be taught, once for all, that they can’t.’
Marjorie Ferrar turned her gaze towards the still life on the dropped curtain, laughed and said:
‘My dear man, you’re dangerously provincial.’
‘I know a straight line when I see one.’
‘Yes; but there aren’t any in London. You’d better hedge, Alec, or you’ll be taking a toss over me.’
MacGown said, simply: ‘I believe in you more than you believe in yourself.’
She was glad that the curtain rose just then, for she felt confused and rather touched.
Instead of confirming her desire to drop the case, that little talk gave her a feeling that by the case her marriage stood or fell. Alec would know where he was when it was over, and so would she! There would be precious little secret about her and she would either not be married to him, or at least not married under false pretences. Let it rip! It was, however, a terrible bore; especially the preparatory legal catechism she had now to undergo. What effect, for instance, had been produced among her friends and acquaintances by those letters? From the point of view of winning, the point was obviously not without importance. But how was she to tell? Two hostesses had cancelled week-end invitations: a rather prim countess, and a Canadian millionairess married to a decaying baronet. It had not occurred to her before that this was the reason, but it might have been. Apart from them she would have to say she didn’t know, people didn’t tell you to your face what they heard or thought of you. They were going to try and make her out a piece of injured innocence! Good Lord! What if she declared her real faith in Court, and left them all in the soup! Her real faith – what was it? Not to let a friend down; not to give a man away; not to funk; to do things differently from other people; to be always on the go; not to be ‘stuffy’; not to be dull! The whole thing was topsy-turvy! Well, she must keep her head!
Chapter Five
THE DAY
ON the day of the case Soames rose, in Green Street, with a sort of sick impatience. Why wasn’t it the day after?
Renewed interviews with very young Nicholas and Sir James Foskisson had confirmed the idea of defence by attack on modern morality. Foskisson was evidently going to put his heart into attacking that from which he had perhaps suffered; and if he were at all like old Bobstay, who, aged eighty-two, had just published his reminiscences, that cat would lose her hair and give herself away. Yesterday afternoon Soames had taken an hour’s look at Mr Justice Brane, and been very favourably impressed; the learned judge, though younger than himself – he had often briefed him in other times – looked old-fashioned enough now for anything.
Having cleaned his teeth, put in his plate, and brushed his hair, Soames went into the adjoining room and told Annette she would be late. She always looked terribly young and well in bed, and this, though a satisfactio
n to him, he could never quite for give. When he was gone, fifteen years hence, perhaps, she would still be under sixty, and might live another twenty years.
Having roused her sufficiently to say: ‘You will have plenty of time to be fussy in that Court, Soames,’ he went back and looked out of his window. The air smelled of spring – aggravating! He bathed and shaved with care – didn’t want to go into the Box with a cut on his chin! – then went back to see that Annette was not putting on anything bright. He found her in pink underclothes.
‘I should wear black,’ he said.
Annette regarded him above her hand-mirror.
‘Whom do you want me to fascinate, Soames?’
‘These people will bring their friends, I shouldn’t wonder; anything conspicuous –’
‘Don’t be afraid; I shall not try to be younger than my daughter.’
Soames went out again. The French! Well, she had good taste in dress.
After breakfast he went off to Fleur’s. Winifred and Imogen would look after Annette – they too were going to the Court, as if there were anything to enjoy about this business!
Spruce in his silk hat, he walked across the Green Park, conning over his evidence. No buds on the trees – a late year; and the Royal Family out of town! Passing the Palace, he thought: ‘They’re very popular!’ He supposed they liked this great Empire group in front of them, all muscle and flesh and large animals! The Albert Memorial, and this – everybody ran them down; but, after all, peace and plenty – nothing modern about them! Emerging into Westminster, he cut his way through a smell of fried fish into the Parliamentary backwater of North Street, and, between its pleasant little houses, gazed steadily at the Wren Church. Never going inside any church except St. Paul’s, he derived a sort of strength from their out sides – churches were solid and stood back, and didn’t seem to care what people thought of them! He felt a little better, rounding into South Square. The Dandie met him in the hall. Though he was not over-fond of dogs, the breadth and solidity of this one always affected Soames pleasurably – better than that little Chinese abortion they used to have! This dog was a character – masterful and tenacious – you would get very little out of him in a witness-box! Looking up from the dog, he saw Michael and Fleur coming down the stairs. After hurriedly inspecting Michael’s brown suit and speckled tie, his eyes came to anchor on his daughter’s face. Pale but creamy, nothing modern – thank goodness! no rouge, salve, powder, or eye-blacking; perfectly made-up for her part! In a blue dress, too, very good taste, which must have taken some finding! The desire that she should not feel nervous stilled Soames’s private qualms.
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