Tower of Zanid

by L. Sprague De Camp

  “To Hishkak with it,” snapped Fallon, rising. “How shall I get in touch with you next time?”

  “I remain in Zanid for a day or twain. Come to see me at Tashin’s Inn.”

  “Where the players and mountebanks stay?”

  “For sure—do I not play the part of such a one?”

  “You do it so naturally, maestro!”

  “Hmph! But none knows who I really be, so guard your saucy tongue. Farewell!”

  Fallon said good-bye and sauntered out into the bright sunshine of Roquir. He mentally added his takings: forty-five karda—enough to support him and Gazi for a few ten-nights. But it was hardly enough to start him on the road back to his throne.

  Fallon knew his own weakness well enough to know that if he ever did make the killing for which he hoped, he would have to set about hiring his mercenaries and regaining his throne quickly, for he was one through whose fingers money ran like water. He would dearly love the thousand karda of which Qais had spoken, but asking him to invade the Safq was just too much. Others had tried it and had always come to mysterious ends.

  He stopped at a drink-shop and bought a bottle of kvad, Krishna‘s strongest liquor, something like diluted vodka as to taste. Like most Earthmen on Krishna, he preferred the plain stuff to the highly spiced varieties favored by most Krishnans. ***The taste mattered little to him; he drank to forget his disappointments.

  “Oh, Fallon!” said a sharp, incisive voice.

  Fallon turned. His first fear was justified. Behind him stood another Earthman: tall, lean, black-skinned, and frizz-haired. Instead of a Balhibo diaper, he wore a fresh Terran suit. In every way but stature he posed a sharp contrast to Fallon with his crisp voice, his precise gestures, and his alert manner. He bore the air of a natural leader fully aware of his. own superiority. He was Percy Mjipa, consul for the Terran World Federation at Zanid.

  Fallon composed his features into a noncommittal blank. For a number of reasons, he did not like Percy Mjipa and could not bend himself to smile hypocritically at the consul. He said: “Hello, Mr. Mjipa.”

  “What are you doing today?” Mjipa spoke English fluently but with the staccato, resonant accent of the cultured Bantu.

  “Eating a lotus, old man—just eating a lotus.”

  “Would you mind stepping over to the prefectural pavilion with me? There’s a man I should like you to meet.”

  Mystified, Fallon followed Mjipa. He knew perfectly well that he was not the sort of person whom Mjipa would exhibit with pride to a visiting dignitary as an example of an Earthman making good on Krishna.

  They passed the drill-field, where a company of the Civic Guard of Zanid was parading: platoons of pikemen and arbalestiers. These were a little ragged in their marching, lacking the polish of Kir’s professionals; but they made a brave showing in their scarlet tunics under shirts of blackened ring-mail.

  Mjipa looked narrowly at Fallon. “I thought you were in the Guard too?”

  “I am. In fact, I’m on patrol tonight. With cat-like tread…”

  “Then why aren’t you out there parading?”

  Fallon grinned. “I’m in the Juru Company, which is about half non-Krishnans. Can’t you imagine Krishnans, Terrans, Osirians, Thothians, and the rest all lined up for a parade?”.

  “The thought is a bit staggering—something out of a delirium tremens or a TV horror-show.”

  “And what would you do with our eight-legged Isidian?”

  “I suppose you could let him carry a guidon,” said Mjipa, and passed on. They came within range of the Terran missionary, who was still ranting.

  “Who’s he?” asked Fallon. “He seems to hate everything.”

  “His name is Wagner—Welcome Wagner. American, I believe, and an Ecumenical Monotheist.”

  “America‘s gift to interplanetary misunderstanding, eh?”

  “You might say so. The odd thing is, he’s a reformed adventurer. His name is really Daniel Wagner; as Dismal Dan he was notorious around the Cetic planets as a worse swindler than Borel and Koshay put together. A man of no culture.”

  “What happened to him? Get thrown in pokey?”

  “Exactly, and got religion—as the Americans say—while brooding on his sins in the Novorecife jail. As soon as he got out, the E. M.‘s, having no missionaries in the West, signed him on. But now he’s a bigger nuisance than ever.” A worried shadow flickered across the dark face. “Those fellows give me a worse headache than simple crooks like you.”

  “Crooks like me? My dear Percy, you wound me, and what’s more you wrong me. I’ve never, in my life…”

  “Oh, come on, come on. I know all about you. Or at least,” corrected the meticulous Mjipa, “more than you think I do.”

  They came to the big banner-decked tent. The African crisply acknowledged the salutes of the halberdiers who guarded the entrance to the pavilion, and strode in. Fallon followed him through a tangle of passages to a room that had been set aside for the consul’s use during the festival. There sat a stocky, squarish, wrinkled man with bristling, short-cut white hair, a snub nose, wide cheek-bones, innocent-looking blue eyes, and a white mustache and goatee. He was carelessly dressed in Terran traveling clothes. As they entered, this man stood up and took his pipe out of his mouth.

  “Dr. Fredro,” said Mjipa, “here’s your man. His name is Anthony Fallon. Fallon, this is Dr. Julian Fredro.”

  “Thank you,” Fredro murmured in acknowledgment, head slightly bowed and eyes shifting, as if with embarrassment or shyness.

  Mjipa continued: “Dr. Fredro’s here for some archeological research, and while he’s about it, he’s taking in all the sights. He is the most indefatigable sight-seer I’ve yet experienced.”

  Fredro made a self-deprecating motion, saying in Slavic-accented English: “Mr. Mjipa exaggerates, Mr. Fallon. I find Krishna interesting place, that’s all. So I try to make hay while cat is away.”

  “He’s run my legs off,” sighed Mjipa.

  “Oh, not really,” said Fredro. “I like to learn language of countries I visit, and mix with people. I am studying the language now. As for people—ah—Mr. Fallon, do you know any Balhibo philosophers in Zanid? Mr. Mjipa has introduced me to soldiers, noblemen, merchants, and workers, but no intellectuals.”

  “I’m afraid not,” said Fallon. “The Krishnans don’t go in much for exploring the country of the mind, especially the Balhibuma, who consider ‘emselves a martial race and all that, sort of thing. The only philosopher I ever knew was Sainian bad-Sabzovan, some years ago at the court of the Dour of Gozashtand. And I never could understand him.”

  “Where is this philosopher now?”

  Fallon shrugged. “Where are the snows of yesteryear?”

  Mjipa said: “Well, I’m sure you can still show Dr. Fredro a lot of things of interest. There is one thing he’s particularly anxious to see, which ordinary tourists never do.”

  “What’s that?” asked Fallon. “If you mean Madame Farudi’s place in the Izandu…”

  “No, no, nothing like that. He merely wants you to get him into the Safq.”

  Chapter II

  Fallon stared, then cried, “What?”

  “I said,” repeated Mjipa, “that Dr. Fredro wants you to get him into the Safq. You know what that is, don’t you?”

  “Certainly. But what in the name of Bakh does he want to do that for?”

  “If—if I may explain,” said Fredro. “I am archeologist.”

  “One of those blokes who digs up a piece of broken butter-plate and reconstructs the history of the Kalwm Empire from it? Go on—I rumble to you.”

  The visitor made motions with his hands, but seemed to have trouble getting the words out. “Look, Mr. Fallon. Visualize. You know Krishna is great experiment.”

  “Yes?”

  “Interplanetary Council tries to protect the people of this planet against too-fast cultural change by their technological blockade. Of course that has not worked altogether. Some Earthly inventions and—ah—c
ustoms leaked through before they gave visitors pseudo-hypnotic treatment, and others like the printing press have been allowed to come in. So today we see—how shall I say?—we witness native cultures beginning to crumble under impact of Terran cultural radiation. Is important that all information about native culture and history be got quickly, before this process runs its course.”

  “Why?”

  “Because first effect of such cultural change is—is to destroy the veneration of affected population for native traditions, history, monuments, relics—everything of that kind. But takes much longer to—ah—to inculcate in them the intellectual regard for such things characteristic of—of well-developed industrio-scientific culture.”

  Fallon fidgeted impatiently. Between the polysyllabic abstractions and the thick accent, he was not sure that he understood half of what Fredro was saying.

  Fredro continued: “As example, one nineteenth-century pasha of Egypt planned to tear down Great Pyramid of Khufu for building-stone, under impression he was being enlightened modern statesman, like commercial-minded Europeans he knew.”

  “Yes, yes, yes, but what’s that got to do with our sticking our heads into a noose by breaking into that thing? I know there’s a cult based upon alleged measurements of the interior… What’s that gang, Percy?”

  “The Neophilosophical Society,” said Mjipa, “or as the Krishnan branch calls itself, the Mejraf Janjira.”

  “What is?” asked Fredro.

  “Oh, they believe that every planet has some monument— like that Egyptian pyramid you mentioned, or the Tower of the Gods on Ormazd—by whose measurements you can prophesy the future history of the planet. Their idea is that these things were put up by some space-traveling race, before the beginning of recorded history, who knew all future history because they’d seen it by means of a time-traveling gadget. Naturally they picked the Safq for that honor on Krishna. They turn people like that loose here, and then wonder why Krishnans consider all Earthmen cracked.”

  Fallon said: “Well, I’m no scientist, Dr. Fredro, but I hardly suppose you take that sort of thing seriously. I must say you don’t look cracked, at least not on the outside.”

  “Certainly not,” said Fredro.

  “Then why are you so anxious to get inside? You won’t find anything but a lot of stone passageways and rooms, some fitted up for the Yeshtite services.”

  “You see, Mr. Fallon,” said Fredro, “no other Terran has ever got into it and it might—ah—fling light on the history of the Kalwm and pre-Kalwm periods. If nobody goes in, then Balhibuma might destroy it when their own culture breaks down.”

  “All very well, old chap. Not that I have any objection to science, mind you. Wonderful thing and all that.”

  “Thank you,” said Fredro.

  “But if you want to risk your neck, you’ll have to do it on your own.”

  “But, Mr. Fallon…”

  “Not interested. Definitely, absolutely, positively.”

  “You would not—ah—be asked to contribute your services for gratis, you know. I have a small allowance on my appropriation for employ of native assistance”…”

  “You forget,” broke in Mjipa, with an edge in his voice, “that Mr. Fallon, despite his manner of life, is not a Krishnan.”

  Fredro waved a placatory hand, stammering: “I m-meant no slight, gentlemen…”

  “Oh, stow it,” said Fallon. “I’m not insulted. I don’t share Percy’s prejudices against Krishnans.”

  “I am not prejudiced,” protested Mjipa. “Some of my best friends are Krishnans. But another species is another species, and one should always bear it in mind.”

  “Meaning they’re all right so long as they keep their place,” said Fallon, grinning wickedly.

  “Not how I should have expressed it, but it’s the general idea.”

  “Yes?”

  “Yes. Different races of one species may be substantially the same mentally, as among Terrans—but different species are something else.”

  “But we are talking about Krishnans,” said Fredro. “And psychological tests show no differences in average intelligence-level. Or if there are differences of averages, overlap is so great that average-differences are negligible.”

  “You may trust your tests,” said Mjipa, “but I’ve known these beggars personally for years, and you can’t tell me they display human inventiveness and originality.”

  Fallon spoke up: “But look here, how about the inventions they’ve made? They’ve developed a crude camera of their own, for instance. When did you invent something, Percy?”

  Mjipa made an impatient gesture. “All copied from Terran examples. Leaks in the blockade.”

  “No,” said Fredro. “Is not it either. Krishnan camera is case of—ah—stimulus-diffusion.”

  “What?” said Mjipa.

  “Stimulus-diffusion, term invented by American anthropologist Kroeber, about two centuries ago.”

  “What does it mean?” asked Mjipa.

  “Where they hear of something in use elsewhere and develop their own Version without have seen it. Some primitive Terrans a few centuries ago developed writing that way. But it still requires inventiveness.”

  Mjipa persisted: “Well, even granting all you claim, these natives do differ temperamentally from us, and intelligence does no good without the will to use it.”

  “How do you know they are different?” asked Fredro.

  “There was some psychologist who tested a lot of them and pointed out that they lack some of our Terran forms of insanity altogether, such as paranoia…”

  Fallon broke in: “Isn’t paranoia what that loon Kir’s got?”

  Mjipa shrugged. “Not my field. But that’s what this chap said, also pointing out their strong tendency toward hysteria and sadism.”

  Fredro persisted: “That is not what I had so much in the mind. I have not been here before, but I have studied Krishnan arts and crafts on Earth, and these show the highest degree of imaginative fertility—sculpture, poetry, and such…”

  Fallon, stifling a yawn, interrupted: “Mind saving the debate till I’ve gone? I don’t understand half of what you’re talking about… Now, how much would this stipend be?” he asked, more from curiosity than from any intention of seriously considering the offer.

  “Two and one-half karda a day,” replied Fredro.

  While this was a high wage in Balhib, Fallon had just turned down a lump-sum offer of a thousand. “Sorry, Dr. Fredro. No sale.”

  “Possibly I could—I could squeeze a little more out of…”

  “No sir! Not for ten times that offer. People have tried to get into that thing before and always came to a bad end.” .

  “Well,” said Mjipa, “you’re destined for a bad end sooner or later anyway.”

  “I still prefer it later rather than sooner. As you gentlemen know, I’ll take a chancer—but that’s not a chance, it’s a certainty.”

  “Look here,” said Mjipa. “I promised Dr. Fredro assistance, and you owe me for past favors, and I particularly wish you to take the job.”

  Fallon shot a sharp look at the consul. “Why particularly?”

  Mjipa said: “Dr. Fredro, will you excuse us a few minutes? Wait here for me. Come along, Fallon.”

  “Thank you,” said Fredro.

  Fallon, scowling, followed Mjipa outside. When they found a place with nobody near, Mjipa said in a low voice: “Here’s the story. Three Earthmen have disappeared from my jurisdiction in the past three years, and I haven’t found a trace of them. And they’re not the sort of men who’d normally get into bad company and get their throats cut.”

  “Well?” said Fallon. “If they were trying to get into the Safq, that proves my point. Serves them right.”

  “I have no reason to believe they were trying to enter the Safq—but they might have been taken into it. In any case, I should be remiss in my duty, when confronted with a mystery like this, if I didn’t exhaust all efforts to solve it.”

  Fallo
n shook his head. “If you want to get into that monstrosity, go ahead…”

  “If it weren’t for the color of my skin, which can’t be disguised, I would.” Mjipa gripped Fallon’s arm. “So you, my dear Fallon, are going in, and don’t think you’re not.”

  “Why? To make a fourth at bridge with these missing blighters?”

  “To find out what happened. Good God, man, would you leave a fellow-Terran to the mercies of these savages?

  “That would depend. Some Terrans, yes.”

  “But one of your own kind…”

  “I,” said Fallon, “try to judge people on their individual merits, whether they have arms or trunks or tentacles, and I think that’s a lot more civilized attitude than yours.”

  “Well, I suppose there’s no use appealing, to your patriotism, then. But if you come around next ten-night for your longevity-dose, don’t be surprised if I’m just out of them.”

  “I can get them on the black market if I have to.”

  Mjipa glared at Fallon with deadly fixity. “And how long d’ you think you’d live to enjoy your longevity if I told Chabarian about your spying for the Kamuran of Qaath?”

  “My sp— I don’t know what you’re talking about,” replied Fallon, icy fear shooting down his spine.

  “Oh, yes you do. And don’t think I wouldn’t tell him.”

  “So… with all your noble talk, you’d betray a fellow-Terran to the Krishnans after all?”

  “I don’t like to, but you leave me no other choice. You’re no asset to the human race as you are—lowering our prestige, in the eyes of the natives.”

  “Then why bother with me?”

  “Because, with all your faults, you’re just the man for a job like this, and I won’t hesitate to force you to it.”

  “How could I get in without a disguise?”

  “I’ll furnish that. Now, I’m going back into that pavilion, either to tell Fredro you’ll make the arrangements, or to tell Kir’s minister about your meetings with that snake, Qais of Babaal. Which shall it be?”

  Fallon turned his bloodshot eyes upon the consul. “Can you furnish me with some advance information? A plan of the interior, for instance, or a libretto of the rites of Yesht?”