Dawn Undercover

by Anna Dale

  Dawn UNDERCOVER

  Anna Dale

  To Marianne

  and the Mayfield Road mob

  Contents

  1 The Portent

  2 Something With a Capital ‘S’

  3 The House in Pimlico

  4 P.S.S.T.

  5 The Spy Who Didn’t Come Back

  6 Bedtime Reading

  7 Training Day

  8 A New Identity

  9 Trouble Downstairs

  10 The File on Murdo Meek

  11 A Couple of Problems

  12 Slow Progress

  13 A Clue or Two

  14 The Sandal Snatcher

  15 The Third Moon

  16 A Prowler at Palethorpe

  17 The Stake-out

  18 At The One-eyed Stoat

  19 Murdo Meek is Revealed

  20 Donkey Riding

  21 Secrets and Lies

  22 Mission Accomplished

  Afterword

  Glossary

  About the Author

  Also by Anna Dale

  Chapter One

  The Portent

  Dawn Buckle had been waiting for ages. She shuffled forward so that the toes of her plimsolls peeked over the edge of the kerb, and stared forlornly at the lollipop lady on the other side of the road. The lollipop lady, who could be glimpsed every few seconds through a stream of traffic, had leaned her pole against a lamp-post and was popping yet another toffee into her mouth.

  ‘Thirteen,’ murmured Dawn, who had been keeping count. The lollipop lady chewed her sweet enthusiastically, oblivious to the plight of the eleven-year-old schoolgirl who had been waiting to cross the road for almost a quarter of an hour.

  A further five minutes went by (not to mention six lorries, one bus and thirty-two cars) and Dawn continued to stand in the same place, her fingers squeezing the strap of her satchel nervously. She had been late for school numerous times since the start of the summer term and, although her teacher had never seemed to notice, there was always a chance that, one day, Dawn would be spotted sneaking into the classroom a few minutes after everyone else. If she was caught, Dawn knew that the punishment would involve a ruthless scribble next to her name on the housepoint chart. So far this year Dawn had only managed to win one housepoint, and she was rather anxious to hold on to it.

  Dawn had tried waving at the lollipop lady to try and attract her attention, but her flailing arms had gone unnoticed. She had whistled to the best of her ability (producing not much sound and rather too much spittle) and she had shouted as loudly as she could (unwisely choosing the moment when a double-decker bus was trundling past). Not one of her efforts had worked. She had not even succeeded in scaring away a pigeon sitting on a telephone wire above her head. Dawn felt a flicker of disappointment, but she was not really surprised. Over the years, she had become accustomed to being treated as if she wasn’t there. Being ignored from dawn to dusk was tremendously puzzling and, at times, exasperating, but Dawn was quite a cheerful soul and she tried not to dwell on it.

  An outburst of raucous laughter made Dawn turn round. Her heart lifted when she saw two boys, dressed in the crimson uniform of Rustygate Primary School, wending their way towards her.

  ‘Hi, Paul. Hi, Gavin,’ said Dawn.

  Paul bumped his bag against her shoulder which, she supposed, counted as a sort of greeting. Dawn did not particularly like the Evans twins, but she knew that their arrival meant that she might actually make it to school on time. Dawn glanced hopefully at the other side of Semolina Road. She saw the lollipop lady stuff her bag of sweets into a pocket of her luminous yellow coat and seize her pole.

  Dawn’s pulse quickened.

  With no apparent regard for her own personal safety, the lollipop lady marched into the road, causing several vehicles to slam on their brakes. Then she halted dramatically in the centre of the thoroughfare, turned round and thrust her open palm towards the windscreen of a two-seater sports car.

  ‘Stop,’ she said firmly, her peaked cap slipping down over one eye. ‘Stop, please.’ The dark green MG Midget slid gracefully to a standstill.

  ‘It’s safe to cross now, my angels,’ said the lollipop lady, brandishing her pole. She smiled beatifically at the waiting motorists as Paul and Gavin swaggered self-importantly across the road. Dawn brought up the rear, happily plodding across the tarmac in her well-worn plimsolls. She had almost reached the opposite kerb when a sudden movement in the green sports car caused her to turn her head. The sun’s rays bounced off its windscreen, making it difficult for Dawn to see the driver’s face clearly. She squinted and gave a little gasp of amazement. The driver was goggling at her.

  It was not a straightforward stare, either. The driver’s gaze was so intense that Dawn felt herself blushing furiously. She hurried after the Evans twins and almost tripped up the kerb in her haste. How strange, thought Dawn as she paused on the pavement. She was astounded that someone had actually taken an interest in her. Not knowing whether to be alarmed or excited, she watched as the lollipop lady strode back across the road. The traffic began to move again. Nearest to Dawn, the sleek, green MG Midget began to creep forward. It reminded Dawn of a crocodile gliding sedately through water, keeping a beady eye on its prey. She shivered and hurried into a patch of shadow cast by an awning outside a newsagent’s.

  Dawn watched the reflection of the sports car in the shop window as it rolled slowly past, the sunlight flashing on its silver hubcaps. Its hood was up and its windows closed but she caught sight of someone with their face turned towards her. They’re still watching, thought Dawn, and the back of her neck prickled uncomfortably. She held her breath and only released it when the green MG had gone.

  It was the first time that Dawn had ever had chocolate for breakfast. As she sat on a bench in the playground of Rustygate Primary School, she broke off several chunks at once, pushed them between her lips and let them melt into velvety lumps on her tongue. Her eyes didn’t blink once in three whole minutes. She was in a state of shock.

  A typical day for Dawn involved a lot of waiting, listening, following instructions and traipsing around on her own. She was actually quite talkative but the trouble was that no one was ever very interested in what she had to say. Dawn spent most of her time trying to get people’s attention. Usually she failed dismally, but this morning had been different. She had gained somebody’s interest with absolutely no effort whatsoever. At first, Dawn had been embarrassed; then a little pleased. Now, she felt rather perturbed. She stuffed another chunk of chocolate into her mouth.

  No one ever stares at me, thought Dawn. No one usually notices me at all. My teacher can’t even remember my name.

  And it was true.

  Dawn was not an outgoing child. She was timid, bland and nondescript. Slightly on the dumpy side, with a round, pallid face, hair the colour of milky tea and a sprinkling of hairs in each eyebrow, it could not be said that Dawn was very striking to look at. She wore crumpled, baggy clothes and was never without a pair of mushroom-coloured knee socks and battered plimsolls. People always tended to look through her or over her head, but never directly at her.

  On the rare occasions that Dawn’s teacher, Mrs Kitchen, spoke to her most forgettable pupil, she addressed her as ‘Deborah’ or sometimes ‘Denise’. Dawn’s protestations fell on deaf ears. Nevertheless, she refused to give up hope that, one day, Mrs Kitchen might actually get her name right.

  Dawn drifted through life with no one giving her a second glance. She did not complain about the situation, but sometimes she felt a bit lonely. With no friends to speak of, apart from Clop who was made of wool and didn’t really count, she felt rather left out of things.

  One of life’s optimists, Dawn found it impossible to be downhearted for very long. She clun
g to the hope that something exciting was going to happen to her one day – but so far nothing had. She had never won a competition or found so much as a penny lying on the pavement. Even the nit epidemic had passed her by.

  From her seat on the wooden bench, Dawn watched the pupils of Rustygate Primary dash and dawdle into the playground. She licked her chocolatey fingers and scrunched up the empty wrapper. Dawn did not usually pop into the newsagent’s on her way to school, but after the incident with the green MG she had needed something tasty and comforting to calm her nerves. She had selected a large slab of nutty chocolate, waited at the counter for a couple of minutes until the shop assistant realised she was there, and dropped one pound and eleven pence into his hand. Dawn had hurried to school, eager to eat the chocolate before the bell sounded. As she had trotted along Semolina Road she had kept an eye out for the green sports car which, to her relief, did not reappear.

  Dawn had often longed for people to notice her, but now that it had happened she felt uneasy. She also felt slightly sick, but that was to be expected after gulping down an enormous bar of chocolate. She squinted up at the bright blue sky where the sun was a shimmering, spiky white blob. It was hot already, despite being so early in the day.

  I’m lovely and toasty sitting here, thought Dawn, and she glanced at her arms to see if she had the beginnings of a sun tan.

  ‘Oh!’ said Dawn, trembling with excitement at the unusual spectacle of three ladybirds lined up beside a freckle on her wrist. ‘Look at that! It must be a portent.’

  Dawn was familiar with portents because Mrs Kitchen regularly interrupted her lessons to point them out. A stray dog in the playground meant that something dreadful was going to happen, glue spilled in the shape of an earwig forecast the onset of bad weather and the sight of an OFSTED inspector with a clipboard heralded the arrival of one of Mrs Kitchen’s splitting headaches. Whereas her teacher’s portents were always bad, Dawn had no doubt that her little trio of ladybirds was a good omen. Maybe, she thought, just maybe …

  The school bell rang and Dawn got up from the bench, grabbed her satchel and went to join the others queuing up in their classes in front of the school building. I always hoped it would and now it is, Dawn told herself. She ignored the pain in her toe inflicted by one of Paul Evans’s size five trainers. Dawn felt almost giddy with happiness. Something …with a capital ‘S’, she thought (drawn with brand new black felt-tip, coloured in purple and sprinkled with glitter …) is about to happen to me!

  While Dawn’s classmates jostled each other and fidgeted, she stood stock-still, as if her plimsolls had been bonded to the tarmac. Every few seconds, past a line of bobbing heads, Dawn glimpsed the double doors through which the rest of the school had filed five minutes ago. The only class left in the playground was Mrs Kitchen’s.

  Dawn was well practised in the art of waiting. In a queue, she was usually to be found at the tail end, and she did not mind a bit. Being patient came as naturally to Dawn as breathing in and out.

  In front of her, bags were wielded as weapons, scabs were picked and plaits were pulled, but Dawn stood statue-like, with only a slight, uncharacteristic trembling in the region of her knees, caused by her expectation that Something was going to happen. The class waited for Mrs Kitchen to appear through the double doors.

  Only she didn’t.

  An instantaneous hush fell upon them as a stranger with a long, blonde ponytail breezed through the doors and halted at the head of the queue.

  ‘My name is Miss Cambridge,’ said the young woman brightly. ‘I’m afraid your regular teacher, Mrs Kitchen, is incapacitated.’

  ‘Huh?’ said Paul Evans. ‘What’s that mean?’

  ‘Has something horrible happened to her?’ said his twin Gavin hopefully.

  Ah, thought Dawn (her vocabulary being slightly wider than theirs). Our teacher is ill. That’s all.

  Miss Cambridge smiled indulgently at the twins and her azure-blue eyes sparkled. ‘So, I’ll be taking your lessons today.’

  ‘Cor,’ said Paul and Gavin together.

  ‘If you’d like to follow me.’ Miss Cambridge turned and walked briskly towards the double doors and the class trailed obediently behind her.

  Only Dawn noticed the distant familiar figure of Mrs Kitchen in her lemon crocheted cardigan walking rather buoyantly in the direction of the teachers’ car park, tossing her keys in the air with unmistakable abandon.

  Strange, thought Dawn and her knees trembled so violently that her mushroom-coloured socks slithered down her calves and draped themselves around her ankles.

  Registration was uneventful and, to Dawn’s immense disappointment, the rest of the morning progressed much like any other. For one heart-stopping moment, she thought that she might have achieved ten out of ten in her spelling test, but leaving out the second ‘a’ in ‘parliament’ proved costly. Had she attained the maximum mark she would have been awarded her second housepoint of the year. And that, thought Dawn, would have qualified as being quite exciting.

  The afternoon was just as ordinary. She did not even come close to scoring a goal in netball – but that was not really surprising as she spent most of the lesson sitting on the substitutes’ bench next to Butterfingers Burton. Apart from someone asking to borrow her pencil sharpener in maths, which, on any other day, would have thrilled her beyond measure – absolutely nothing happened.

  Not that the day was dull exactly. Miss Cambridge was friendly and unflappable and her style of teaching made a pleasant change from that of Mrs Kitchen, who often looked bored and could be very irritable on Mondays. For a supply teacher, Miss Cambridge seemed extremely interested in her pupils. She asked them lots of questions, and every now and then scribbled something in a small notebook. Naturally, she ignored Dawn’s hand whenever it shot up in the air.

  By the time the afternoon bell rang, announcing that school was over for the day, Dawn’s faith in her portent had dwindled somewhat. However, her belief that something momentous would happen was still strong enough to give her a spring in her step on her way home and, consequently, she arrived outside her house four minutes earlier than usual.

  Number eight, Windmill View, was an unremarkable semi-detached house with peeling yellow paintwork and a large, dented dustbin as the centrepiece in its tiny front garden. Dawn felt a rush of love towards its pebbledashed walls as she unlatched the front gate. She had lived in the house ever since she could remember and she knew every brick, crack and damp patch.

  ‘Hello-o!’ said Dawn as she unlocked the front door. As usual, she made it over the door mat without anyone responding to her call. Still clasping her door key in her hand, Dawn trod quietly into the hallway and ventured into the living room, which was in its usual state of complete darkness, apart from the eerie greenish glow coming from the television set in the corner.

  ‘Hi, Gramps,’ said Dawn, accidentally snagging the curtains with her satchel and letting a glimmer of daylight into the room.

  ‘Huh? Wassat? Oh, it’s you,’ said Ivor Buckle, transfixed by the television programme he was watching. He produced a handkerchief and blew his nose without releasing his hold on the remote control. ‘There’s a mighty big jackpot up for grabs today, Dawnie.’

  Dawn glanced at the screen and saw a quiz-show host barking a question at a worried-looking contestant.

  ‘He doesn’t know,’ said Ivor, leaning forward in his armchair. There was a crackle of static as his unruly eyebrows touched the screen. ‘Hasn’t got a clue,’ he said, thumping the cushion on his lap, his face turning purplish. ‘Have you ever seen such a numbskull? The answer’s flamin’ obvious!’

  Dawn squeezed past her grandfather’s armchair. Peering carefully in the gloom, she managed to avoid a biscuit tin and two empty bottles of ginger beer which were lying on the carpet.

  ‘Like a cup of tea, Gramps?’ asked Dawn as she pushed open the door to the kitchen. The venetian blinds sliced the afternoon sunlight into strips which made a pleasing pattern on the bare white wal
ls. Dawn dumped her satchel on the floor and filled the kettle.

  ‘Cocoa, Gramps?’ she said.

  ‘I KNEW IT!’ roared her grandfather’s voice from the other room. ‘HE PLUMPED FOR THE WRONG ANSWER. The dozy great nit. Could have walked away with thousands – an’ all he won was a year’s supply of ‘shoe polish.’

  ‘What about a snack?’ said Dawn, slotting two slices of bread into the toaster. ‘Gramps?’

  Receiving no reply, Dawn returned to the living room. She thought for a moment and then said very slowly, ‘Gramps – if you felt the need for some refreshment, would you prefer a) a cup of tea b) a mug of cocoa c) a boiled egg and soldiers or d) a custard tart?’

  ‘“D”,’ announced Ivor instantly, turning to face Dawn. He adjusted his black beret so that it flopped rakishly over one ear. ‘I’m tempted by “c”, but I think I’ll stick with my first answer. Yes, “d”. I’ll have “d”. He cleared his throat and smiled. ‘Thank you, Dawnie.’

  Dawn’s grandfather turned up the volume on the television as a muffled chiming sound throbbed in the air. Then a melodious tinkle started, accompanied by a booming clang moments later. The floor began to vibrate as an orchestra of noises filled the house.

  ‘Blimey! Half past four? Is it that time already?’ said Dawn’s grandfather, hurriedly switching channels. ‘Phew,’ he said, settling back in his armchair to watch another quiz programme. ‘Nearly missed the openin’ titles. That was close.’

  After depositing a custard tart in her grandfather’s left hand (he ate it in two bites), Dawn busied herself in the kitchen. She made scrambled eggs with a dash of mustard and a sprinkling of cheddar cheese, tipped the mixture on to two slices of toast and added a sprig of parsley. Then she poured a glass of banana milk, spooned a large helping of chocolate blancmange into a bowl and placed her culinary creation on to a tray. Washing up took only a couple of minutes because Dawn was something of an expert at it. Steam was still rising from her scrambled eggs when she slung her satchel over her shoulder, picked up her tray and crossed the linoleum floor. Dawn paused by the kitchen door to check that she had not left a mess, but there was not so much as a crumb on the work surface to show that she had been there. Squinting in the dim, flickering light that emanated from the television set, she successfully navigated the living room and entered the hall.