Faerie Wars 02 - The Purple Emperor
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'That's good strategic thinking, Princess Royal,' Nymph said with sincerity. Blue favoured her with a frosty little smile.
They separated out as far as space would allow, then cautiously began to move north up the corridor. They had gone no more than fifty yards before a swiftly spinning blade emerged from a side wall to slice the lobe from Palaemon's ear.
If he hadn't had the preternatural reflexes of a Forest Faerie, it would have cut his throat.
CHAPTER SEVENTY SEVEN
'I'm worried about the kid,' Fogarty said suddenly.
'Henry?'
'No - Pyrgus. I'm worried about him,' Fogarty said. 'It's taking too long.'
'You think so, deeah?'
'The theory was they slip into the palace, grab their father and slip out again. How long does that take?'
'Perhaps longer than one might imagine,' said Madame Cardui. 'The palace is a substantial building. Pyrgus has to find his father before he can rescue him.'
'I'm not sure they're still at the palace,' Fogarty said. 'I'm not even sure the Purple Emperor is at the palace.'
'Pyrgus said he saw his father at a window when they were forced to leave.'
'Pyrgus said he thought he saw his father at the window,' Fogarty corrected her. 'But even if he was right, that doesn't mean his father stayed there.' He leaned, forward. 'In a case like this, you have to figure out what your enemy is thinking. Emperor Apatura isn't himself now. He's under orders from Hairstreak. On his own, the Emperor would stay at the palace. But would Hairstreak want him to stay at the palace?'
'Well, don't keep me in suspense - would he?'
I don't think he would,' Fogarty said. 'I wouldn't.
I'm trying to tell the world the old Emperor is sound of body and mind, but just happens to want me to take over ruling the empire. People will never buy that if they see Apatura wandering about like a zombie. If I were Hairstreak, I'd hide him away at my own place.'
After a moment, Madame Cardui said, 'Lord Hairstreak has two places: a home in the city and the other -' She stopped, looking at him.
'The other one's somewhere in this forest,' Fogarty finished for her. 'He'd never take the Emperor to the place in the city - far too public'
They looked at one another.
'Why didn't you say this before?' Madame Cardui asked.
'I didn't think of it before,' Fogarty said sourly.
'What are you going to do about it?'
Fogarty said, 'I think I'll go and talk to the Queen.'
CHAPTER SEVENTY EIGHT
The short taxi ride turned out to be a long taxi ride, but the driver took American Express. Brimstone stared up at the church he'd just bought with a rising feeling of delight. It was perfect. Derelict. Isolated. Surrounded by trees to guarantee a little privacy. And, as Mr Ho had promised, an ancient graveyard all around it. One or two of the graves had fresh flowers, which suggested there might be recent corpses available. Not that he was likely to need them. According to his grimoire, you could do without them in the Analogue Realm.
'Be so good as to carry my bags inside,' he told the taxi driver grandly.
'Bug off,' said the taxi driver, scowling. He was sweaty and overweight with an offensive body odour.
Brimstone grinned at him benignly. He opened the bag Beleth had given him and extracted one of the ridiculous pieces of paper that served as coinage in this world. (They passed paper around and pretended it was money! That was even sillier than the little plastic card.) The number 100 was printed on the front, which meant people believed they could exchange it for one hundred ... for one hundred ... for one hundred what? Brimstone actually wasn't sure. Sheep? Cows? Gold bars? The weird thing was it didn't matter. People just kept collecting them to pass around again.
Brimstone waved the paper under the taxi driver's smelly nose. 'Be so good as to carry my bags inside and I shall give you this!'
The driver's surly look disappeared and he scrambled from his cab. 'Why didn't you say so?'
The church had been deconsecrated according to Mr Ho, but otherwise left to rot. There were rows of broken wood wormed pews, broken stained-glass windows, broken statuary in mouldy niches, broken floor tiles and, best of all, a dusty altar. There was even a threadbare altar-cloth in silver and gold.
Brimstone dragged his luggage from the vestibule where the driver had left it, locked the front door again and settled down to unpack. The job he had to do for Beleth could take some time, so best to get started as soon as possible. He checked the grimoire, then walked up to the altar. He understood what he had to do. It was a mental preparation, designed to put him in the proper frame of mind.
Standing alone before the altar of the broken-down, deconsecrated church, Silas Brimstone began to confess his sins aloud.
It would, he thought, take quite some time.
They said it was a preparation room, but Chalkhill wasn't fooled for a minute. The furniture was minimal, the door was locked. He was in a holding-pen - a cell by any other name - to keep him safe until the hideous surgery. Worse still, Cyril had woken up again.
The worm was in a frenzy. He knew he'd been chemically sandbagged, but the lethe meant he couldn't remember what had happened. Now, having failed to extract the information directly from Chalkhill's mind, he was trying to nag it out of him.
'But we're friends! Cyril exclaimed mentally. 'At least I thought we were. You know what happened, don't you? Why don't you tell me? I'm the one who's going to make you Purple Emperor. Have you forgotten that? Don't you have any loyalty? To me? To the Revolution?'
'Your Revolution's a joke,' Chalkhill told him sourly. Then, echoing something Hairstreak said, 'You haven't been able to make real headway for centuries.'
There was a sudden mental silence. Then the wan-garamas said, 'How did you find out? Who told you that?'
'Not you, anyway.'
''It's not relevant any more,' Cyril shrieked mentally. 'We're not going to fail this time!'
'No you're not,' said Chalkhill tiredly, 'But it doesn't matter. What's happened is that our friend Lord Hairstreak has decided to have you surgically removed from my bottom and transplanted into the body of Emperor Apatura.'
The wangaramas gave the mental equivalent of a screech. 'The old Purple Emperor? But he's been resurrected!'
'That's the whole point,' Chalkhill said. 'Apparently with you inside him he'll appear a lot more lifelike.'
'You know this will kill me, don't you?' Cyril said.
Like that mattered to anybody. Chalkhill said, 'Don't be silly, Cyril. Of course it won't kill you. You wouldn't be much good to Hairstreak if you're dead.' A thought struck him and he mused aloud, 'I wonder why he doesn't just stick a new wyrm up the Emperor's nose, though ...'
Cyril picked up on the question. 'Won't work with a resurrected host. Has to be a transplant.'
'Well,' said Chalkhill piously, 'I feel for you, Cyril, I really do. I think Lord Hairstreak is being beastly and not for the first time, I might add. If it was in my power to help, then help I would, but regrettably it isn't - I'm as much a prisoner of that vile little man as you are.'
'Oh, save your sympathy for yourself,' said Cyril sniffly. 'You probably won't survive the operation either.'
CHAPTER SEVENTY NINE
They moved at a crawl through the remainder of the first level. Most of the traps were lethal, but easy to avoid provided you were cautious and kept your wits about you.
Eventually, their nerves stretched to breaking-point, they reached the stairs to Level Two.
Henry hung back feeling cross and frightened at the same time. He was cross because Blue had asked him to stay close to Comma (who liked to lurk at the back of the party for safety) so he couldn't stay close to her. He was frightened because this place would frighten Arnie Schwarzenegger. You could be killed here, horribly. One of the party already had been.
They were on a downward flight of broad stone steps, dimly lit by torches set at intervals along the walls. Henry assumed the torches w
ere for atmosphere, to give the stairs a suitably eerie effect. In the Realm, interior light mostly came from softly glowing spheres called glow globes, but even apart from that these torches didn't look right. They made no smoke stains, for one thing. And their flames all seemed exactly the same size, as if they were generated artificially, like a coal-effect fire or something made by magic. Or maybe, thinking of magic, they weren't really there at all. Maybe they were an illusion, a sort of three-dimensional moving wallpaper.
'Pyrgus ...' Blue said uncertainly.
Pyrgus was in the lead, flanked by Nymph. Pyrgus was always in the lead - he didn't seem to be afraid of anything. Henry thought if they got out of this weird maze alive he'd ask if that was for real or just bluff.
Pyrgus stopped at once. 'Everything all right, Blue?' She was just a step or two behind, on the opposite side of him from Nymph. Then came the soldiers Ochlodes and Palaemon, then Comma and Henry ignominiously bringing up the rear.
Blue said, 'Is there a statue?'
'What?'
'Is there a statue at the bottom of the steps?'
'I can't see to the bottom of the steps yet,' Pyrgus said. 'What's this about, Blue?'
'I want you to tell me if there's a statue at the bottom. When you can see. Tell me at once.'
'Yes, all right, Blue.'
The torches were all the same. Not just the flames, but the torches themselves and the brackets they were in. If you looked at one, it looked old - the iron was sort of rusty and flaky. But then when you looked at the next one, it was rusty and flaky in exactly the same places. That couldn't be natural. Or a coincidence either. There was something fake about these torches, maybe not an illusion spell, but -
'There's a statue, Blue,' Pyrgus said. He was hesitating at a bend in the flight of steps, staring down at something the rest couldn't see.
'Is it pointing?'
'It's got one arm stretched out, yes.'
'I knew it!' Blue hissed.
Pyrgus started to move forward. Blue caught up. Nymph was saying, 'There's a circular chamber at the bottom of the steps and a pointing statue in the middle.'
'I can see it now,' Blue said, then added worriedly, 'We'd better stop for a minute.'
Henry stopped. One of the torches wasn't the same as the others. It was similar - very similar - but when you were looking at them as closely as he was, you could see the flaking was in a different place. Why should all the other torches be exactly the same and this one different? With a thought half-formed in his mind, Henry reached up to touch the torch - one way of finding out if it was an illusion. It felt solid and there was heat from the flame. Then he noticed that the bracket was on a pivot. He glanced at the other torches, but no pivots there: they were all firmly fixed. The special torch was some sort of lever! It was a disguised lever!
'What is it?' Pyrgus asked.
'Nobody go near the statue!' Blue said urgently. 'Nobody!'
'What's special about the statue, Princess Royal?' Nymph asked.
There was a sudden excitement in Blue's voice. 'I can get us out of here!' she said. 'If you just give me a minute, I'm sure I can get us out safely. Hairstreak's based his design on a historical maze!'
It was Pyrgus who got it first. 'You know where the exits are?'
'I think so,' Blue said. I studied this maze at school. I still remember bits of it. I certainly remember the statue. You can move it round. If I'm right, it makes a difference where the statue is pointing. If you turn it the wrong way, you can kill yourself, but there's one setting that opens a way out. If I can remember it, we're free.'
Henry curled his fingers around the torch bracket. If there was a secret lever, it had to open something.
'Be careful,' Pyrgus said to Blue. 'You have to be very careful: this is the second level - you can be attacked.'
'You're all right behind me. If there's any danger, come running. I think I remember what to do. This is our best chance to get out of here.'
'Good luck, Blue,' Pyrgus said softly.
Blue started down.
Henry pulled the lever.
There was a grinding noise of stone on stone. A huge section of the steps fell away beneath their feet, plunging the entire party into an abyss beneath.
CHAPTER EIGHTY
'- after which I stole her knickers,' Brimstone concluded with a look of satisfaction. The confession had taken longer than he thought, largely due to that business with the seven imps, but the effort would be worth it. Mindset was everything in this sort of magic. You could ditch almost all the other preparations - and even some of the safeguards - once you got it right.
He trotted back down the aisle, picked up the bag containing the black cockerel - parrot, indeed! - and began to wrestle with the drawstring. Once he had bitten the head off the bird, he could use the blood to draw the necessary circle and mark out the protections. The human blood from the Blood Bank would come into the picture a little later.
The bag sprang open suddenly and the cockerel exploded out of it in a frenzy of squawks and feathers. Brimstone grabbed for it and missed. The bird took off across the broken pews. Brimstone hared after it but ran out of breath after several paces. He stopped, panting. He'd have to do without the damn cock. At least he still had the bag of human blood. If he used it properly, it would work almost like a sacrifice.
Brimstone began to shift pews to give himself a clear working space. When he had finished, he took a piece of chalk from his bag and, with the expertise of long practice, drew a large equilateral triangle on the floor, its apex pointing towards the altar. He sketched the symbolic fortifications quickly, then stood with one arm upraised while his free hand held the grimoire.
'"Save us from the fear of Hell",' he intoned, using the orison from the book. '"Allow not the devils to destroy my soul when I conjure them from the Pit and when I order them to accomplish that which I desire. Let the day be light, let the sun and moon shine, as I call them. They are indeed terrible and of monstrous deformity: but let them be restored to pleasing and familiar forms when they come to do my bidding. Save me from those who have frightful faces and permit them to obey me when I call them from Hell!"'
He put the book to one side - fearfully windy, like most Analogue World grimoires. Who cared what they looked like? Demons were demons and just as dangerous in their spindly little natural form than they were when they took on hideous shapes.
He sighed philosophically, then searched out the bag of blood and set it in the middle of the triangle. Astonishing really: blood-in-a-bag - the Analogue World was a creepy place.
There was an athame somewhere in his standard equipment, useless in the Realm (unless you wanted to stab somebody) but perfect here in the Analogue World. He found it eventually and used it to draw the outlines of the opening sigils in the air above the triangle. At home they would actually have appeared. Here you had to visualise them, imagining a trail of blue fire oozing from the tip of the athame. It was a bit tricky working this way, but he took his time and managed it effectively enough.
As he finished, he stabbed the blood bag through the centre, pinning it to the floor of the church. 'Trinitas,' he called out loudly, 'Sother, Messias, Sabahot, Athanatos, Pentagna, Agragon - The words of power went on and on. Within minutes their vibrations began to strain the fabric of reality beyond the triangle. '- Ischiros, Otbeos, Visio, Flos -
The blood flow from the punctured bag started to crawl across the floor towards the tip of the triangle, then reared up like a snake. Brimstone was chanting now, intoning the words in a steady hammer beat. ' - Origo, Salvator, Novissimus -' The blood snake began to sway in time to the rhythm.
He was approaching the climax of the operation. He could feel the power like trapped lightning all around him. For the first time he had a twinge of doubt about short-cutting the safeguards and preparations, but there was nothing he could do about that now. ' - Primogenitus, Sapientia, Virtus, Paraclitus - The blood snake reared to its fullest extent, then pulled back as if about t
o strike. The familiar Orchestra of Beleth struck up all around him, quietly at first, then swelling like a symphony to fill the church. ' - Via, Mediator, Medicus, Salus, Agnus, Ovis, Vitulus, Spes!' Brimstone screamed. The blood snake struck.
With an audible snap, a portal opened up before the altar. Demon forms swarmed through it in a gibbering horde.
CHAPTER EIGHTY ONE
Fogarty found Queen Cleopatra skinning a deer. Her green arms were bloodied to the elbow and there were spatters of blood on her bare legs.