36 Inches: A MFMM Romantic Comedy

by Alexis Angel

  His legs shake against my skin, our bodies vibrate together as we dive off of that cliff of pleasure head first. His cock shoots his load out hard covering my tonsils with his cum coating my entire throat completely all I can taste is him. My eyes start to flutter as I feel my release wetting his fingers and splashing against his palm. I open my mouth slightly to let his sweet nectar run down my face. It covers my breasts and drips off of my nipples then comes to rest on the slick skin of his thigh. Sliding my fingers up, I use them as a paintbrush to smear strokes of cum across his body, straight down his leg. He shivers to my touch, and I smile to myself. The puddle that is now covering my stomach and his feels so sticky in between our skin. Eric’s fingers linger and play in it for awhile before he pulls me backward, my pussy marking his chest as I glide across it.

  He pulls me up to sit on his face, caressing his chest I run my fingers across his nipples and tease them as I roll them in between my fingers. I gyrate my clit on Eric's face and his lips stay pursed together and grate against my knot of nerves just enough to torture me. He takes the tip of his tongue and slides across the surface of my swollen, sensitive lips. Placing my feet on his chest I work my way down and slide his shaft in between my gorgeous feet. With his cock placed in between them, his head sticking out, I massage his head with my fingers as I take my time working my feet up and down the full length of his shaft.

  I swipe cream from my nipples and swirl it around on his head to mix it and letting it drip down the sides of his shaft. My toes dig into the sides of his shaft tightening my grip on it. Covering his head, I start to jerk his cock with my feet. The slickness covering his cock is starting to dry, causing my feet to stick to the sides of his shaft.

  My hands glide down to cup his balls, and their heaviness excites me. They are still so heavy I grind and bounce up and down on his face faster. He pushes the full force of his tongue into my pussy, causing my body to shake and breaking my concentration just a little. Finding my rhythm again, I settle back into working my clit against his mouth. Eric pulls it in between his teeth and swirls his tongue around it. Nibbling and tugging on it causes my cheeks to flush as he takes hold of my ass and squeezes it until my cheeks poke through his fingers.

  I squeeze my knees together as I throw my head back letting my hair sweep across his body. The groan that rises from deep inside of Eric’s throat rumbles through his body and lands against my pussy lips causing them to vibrate. Who needs toys when you have a guy like Eric. He can make my pussy shake just with his mouth.

  I love it. A naughty smile spreads across his lips as I raise up and wiggle and shake my pussy and ass right over his face. The cool air hitting me after being on his skin sends a shiver up and down my spine. I slide my fingers inside my pussy then trail my juices from ass to clit. I rub feverishly at both of my holes as Eric watches me, and I can feel his gaze burning my skin.

  My eyes roll back into my orbits, and Eric brings his hand up to slide his fingers next to mine. And together we twist and turn them in a circular motion right inside my pussy. We trip and fumble each other's fingers while we stuff them deeper inside me. The deeper we push the harder my clit gets.

  Eric’s fingers take the lead as he explores the deep secret spots known only to me and my toy. My legs shake underneath me, they are completely jelly now. The wave that is rolling with such a force through my body can’t be stopped. Eric’s eyes still holding a burning gaze on my cunt, can see that wave as it crescendos and crashes against my walls. Opening his mouth wide, he hollers “Ahhh!” as it splashes out hitting his mouth and filling it up completely. I can hear him gulping and playing with it in his mouth.

  I manage to pull my fingers out, and they are dripping. I hold my head back and hover them over my mouth. The first taste of me rolls across my tongue and makes me close my eyes tight. My fingers move closer to my open mouth, and I lick my lips after I glide my sticky fingers over them. Landing back on Eric’s chest, I slide down to cover his body with mine. I keep cleaning my fingers with my back pressed against his chest. His cock rests on my thigh. I stroke his head as I hear Eric laugh. I crane my head to look at him, and his eyes scan his office from one end to the other.

  He says, “I’m definitely going to have to leave the cleaning crew a tip before I leave tonight.”

  Eric

  Elia jumps me. Like, literally jumps me, her mouth closing over mine and kissing me so hard that I think we might suffocate for a moment because we both forget to breathe. When I pull away for air, she pulls me back.

  I want her bad, but this is something else. “Fuck, Elia! What’s got into you?”

  She kisses me and says, “You. I was crazy jealous when I saw Jessica and you laughing in here. I thought maybe something was going on.”

  She gets all shy as she wraps her arms around me.

  I shake my head as I pull up my pants, “Is that why you did this?”

  She nods and then backs away and starts looking for her underwear.

  “Not that I’m complaining, it’s just that I’ve made it clear that we’re an item, and you have nothing to worry about.”

  I try to put my shirt back on, but it’s hard when I have a couple of buttons missing.

  “Elia!”

  I catch her attention for a minute, while she’s trying to pull her dress over her head. There’s something about having sex in the office that makes it even more worthwhile. The passion was rolling off her, and the idea that someone could walk in at any moment made me turn into a fucking animal.

  “Shit, I could do with more lunches like that with a locked door,” I say as I head into my bathroom to grab my spare shirt. In my case, I wasn’t the only wild animal, Elia was as she ripped off my shirt as if she was in desperate need of sex, me, or maybe a bit of both?

  “You’ve been so hot and cold lately, I came here and thought that maybe she’s the reason. Secretaries getting on with their bosses is so damn popular nowadays, that it seems inevitable especially with someone as hot as Jessica.”

  Wow, Elia’s still going on about Jessica and I as I head out of the bathroom and make it back into my office. She’s sitting on the chair opposite my desk and still talking about her imaginary affair. I don’t think that she realized that I wasn’t even in the room. I want to reassure her that she has nothing to worry about. Secretaries and bosses usually tend to happen with married men who have too many kids at home, a wife spending all their money, and giving the boss inundated stress.

  We’re not married, and we have no children. So, she has nothing to worry about, but I can see the distress on her face and decide not to say anything. I find it ironic that Jessica thinks that Elia’s a witch because both Ryan and I are into Elia. And then Elia thinks that something’s going on with Jessica because she just happens to be my secretary.

  That’s when Jessica knocks on my door after I finish buttoning up my shirt. I shout out because I have no idea how to respond to Elia.

  “Come in!”

  Elia’s pouting, and if I didn’t know any better I would think she’s annoyed that I told Jessica to come in.

  Crap!

  Jessica’s my secretary, what did Elia think that I’d do?

  “Sorry, I don’t mean to disturb you. It’s been a pretty eventful day, and I came in at six this morning to make sure that everything went smoothly.”

  She walks in and closes the door behind her.

  “It’s just that I have a date tonight, and I’d like to go home early. I’m just wondering if you need me for anything else today?”

  “A date? Great, no you head off and have a good time. I’m glad that you’re out there dating. Who’s the lucky guy?”“Brent in finance.”

  “Wow.” I smile at her, and I forget that Elia’s in the room as I think that I’m happy for Jessica. She’s moving on and no longer thinking about us being an option for her. That’s fucking brilliant.

  I wave my hand as if I’m pushing Jessica out of the door.

  “You go and have a good tim
e.” I wink at her.

  She smiles. “Thanks, Eric, and have a nice night, too. I’ll see you in the morning.”

  “Not too early. Take as much time as you need.”

  I think that maybe we should be heading home, so I decide to pack my case. As I hear Jessica shut the door I stand up, ready to tell Elia that we may as well leave the office, too.

  “Seriously, you’re telling me that nothing’s going on with the pair of you?”

  “Who?”

  I scratch my head thinking that she can’t be talking about Jessica, she just said that she's going on a date.

  “Jessica and you. Eric, you must think that I was born yesterday. She was telling you about the date, and if I didn’t know any better, I would think that you wished that you were on the date with her.”

  “Was she the one that I just fucked on my desk?”

  Maybe it wasn’t the best way to describe what had just taken place in my office, but to say that I’ve had enough is an understatement. Elia starts to head out the door, and I know that I have no choice but to tell her what I did for her today. Maybe then she’ll see that she’s the only one for me and will stop being so fucking paranoid.

  Elia

  “Come on,” Eric says, pecking a kiss on my exposed shoulder before sliding out of bed. “I’ll take a quick shower now and make us some breakfast.”

  I think he wants me to follow him, but I need to sleep just a little more.

  “All right,” I say as I get up and then slump back down on the bed.

  I grimace at the thought of having to put on last night’s clothes, but I don’t have anything left at his place. Then again, I must have some panties here somewhere from the last time I stayed here. I get up to look around his bedroom instead of waiting for him to get out of the shower and asking him.

  Sure enough, I find a pair of panties, properly folded, in one of his own drawers. I note the boxers and briefs folded inside before I close the drawer. I hear a door open and turn to see Eric coming out of the bathroom.

  I pout a little when I realize he’s wearing a pair of shorts and a T-shirt. He sees the look on my face and grins.

  “As much as I’d like another round, we have things to do today, so we need to get going.”

  I hold up the pair of panties. “At least I have a change of underwear.”

  “It’s not my fault you keep leaving them.”

  I roll my eyes, and a smile curls my lips when he laughs.

  “I’ll get breakfast. Hurry up and get showered.”

  I salute him, “Yes, boss. Anything else?”He smacks my butt and says, “Quickly!”

  He leaves the room still toweling his hair, and I go into his bathroom. It’s big and luxurious, like everything else about Eric, and I take my time with the hot shower. Once I’m out, I towel dry and dress in yesterday’s clothes.

  The smell and sound of breakfast leads me out of the bedroom. As soon as I follow my nose to the kitchen, I’m surprised to see a fully prepared breakfast with eggs, bacon, pancakes, and coffee.

  “Wow, someone’s been busy?”

  He laughs, “Well, I had a few lessons from Gloria. She’s been teaching me a bit in the kitchen.”

  He indicates for me to sit next to him. I can’t believe that he bought the bookstore and has been improving his culinary skills. Maybe that’s the secret and the thing that he really wanted to surprise me with.

  “Lee-ya, Daddy makes cereal usually,” Rose says, scooting up to the table next to me.”

  I laugh. “Rose, you tell me all the secrets.”

  “Not all of them! Daddy said not to tell-”

  “Rose!” Eric says, giving Rose a stern look.

  Rose widens her eyes. “Yeah, Daddy said I really can’t tell...something!” She waves her hands up in the air and then snatches up some bacon.

  I sit down as he hands me a plate, then wait I before serving myself.

  “This looks really good.”

  He grins, looking smug. “Try it, I’m hoping that it tastes good and you’ll like it.”

  I pop a bit of egg and bacon into my mouth.

  “I love it. I’d love to try what you can make for dinner sometime, seeing as you’ve been having lessons.”

  “I’ll cook dinner for you, if you do it first?”

  He has a point there, I’m not the best person in the kitchen at the best of times.

  “Why do I have to be first?”

  He snorts. “Because I made breakfast for you first. It’s only fair.”

  We banter back and forth all through breakfast. Rose insists that she’ll make lunch, and we all agree that’s a good idea. She says she’ll need help with macaroni and cheese but it will be everyone’s favorite lunch.

  Hard to disagree with that. Once we’re done, Eric insists on doing the dishes, and I help out, trying to pluck up the courage to ask him what’s on his mind in between talking to Rose about how she wants to learn how to make pizza but it all needs to be star shaped. He carries his briefcase when we leave his place. Our way to the car is silent, and it holds out once we’re inside and he’s driving. With the silence, I can’t help but say exactly what’s on my mind.

  “There’s something you’re still not telling me, right?” I ask Eric after we drop Rose off at school. Rose and I had agreed that star pizza would best be formed out of the triangle with a circle pizza, and my voice is still laughing from Rose’s confusion about why circle pizza made of triangles would make circles. Like, she has a point. Think about that for a minute!

  “Well, yes,” Eric admits. “But don’t worry about this. Really this time. You’ll get to know everything today.”

  I purse my lips. If he wants to get on the topic of trust, I can do the same thing.

  I notice that he’s taking me to the bookstore. I told him that my shift wasn’t until this afternoon. I thought that he was dropping me at home and then going to the office to see patients. That’s the way our routine works, I wonder why he’s changing it?

  “What are we doing here?”

  Eric doesn’t answer at first, opening one of the backdoors and pulling his briefcase from the seat.

  “You’ll see,” he says as he opens my car door and puts his arm around my waist. We walk to the bookstore together. It’s silent inside, as expected, then he moves to the counter and sets down his case and pulls some papers out of it.

  “What are those?”

  He smiles at me, laying them out and stepping aside, gesturing for me to come closer. “These are the new plans for the store.” He nods in the opposite direction. I see all the girls looking at me. I have a feeling this big secret has something to do with what’s going on right now. I just can’t imagine what...Eric already told me that he owns the store. I don’t imagine he’s lined them up for being fired like joked. So what is going on? And why does it feel like Eric’s secret and the weird behavior of my co-workers is connected?

  Oh, and what is the secret that Eric is keeping with Rose? I’m proud of myself, honestly, for not pumping a six-year-old for information. Especially a sweet girl that talks to me so easily.

  But even nice girls, understanding girls, trusting girls, can only take so many secrets.

  Seriously, I am ready to burst!

  Elia

  So, we’re at the bookstore now and this isn’t Eric forgetting my shift or anything.

  “Hey, Elia!” Dana seems to be the leader as she moves toward me, and the others follow like sheep. I wish someone would just put me out of my misery and tell me what’s going on!

  “What’s going on?”

  My eyes drift over to Eric, who’s standing alone and smiling at me, then back to Dana as she pulls away from me with a big grin.

  “What do you think it is?” she retorts good-humoredly. “It’s a party for you, of course! We heard the deal got closed, and you’re the new manager!”

  My jaw drops. Is that what he’s been keeping from me? This is the reason he’s been so secretive, and I feel like crap thin
king that he was sleeping with his secretary.

  Dana laughs, seeing my face. “Don’t sweat the details and have fun! Today is supposed to be a good day for everyone. We all get to keep our jobs.”

  I bite my lip. “But I thought you were mad at me…”

  She’s shaking her head before I’m done talking.

  “Not mad, just annoyed that you think you can’t talk to me anymore. I never thought of us like that, not at all. I hope that being the new manager won’t change it.”

  I wrap my arms around her and squeeze her so tightly.

  “Never! I consider you to be one of my best friends, Dana. It’ll take more than a little secret to change that.” Then I giggle, “Besides, I did the same so we’re even now.” When I first started dating Eric, I never told her about it. Now that everything’s out in the open, I feel a lot better.”

  Dana finally releases me and moves to stand beside me, gesturing at the other guys.

  “They all have something to say to you, by the way.”

  Rebecca starts by saying, “Dana told us we were stressing you out. We didn’t mean anything bad by it, we just didn’t want to give the plan away.”

  I frown and look at all of them. “Wait, how long has this been in the works?”

  The rest of them just give me sheepish looks, so I turn my glare on Rebecca.

  “The boss always planned to sell. He’d been desperate for weeks. He faked the numbers and everything, he was trying every dirty book in the trick. I knew about it, but never said anything to anyone. Sorry?” She’s waiting for a reaction from me, but as far as I’m concerned it’s all in the past.

  “We knew there was going to be a party once it happened. The only difference now is the boss isn’t around, and you’re getting a promotion on top of everything.”