Fer-De-Lance

by Rex Stout

  “I hope he does.” I wasn���t satisfied. “I tell you, monkeying around at this stage is dangerous. You���ve done your part, a part no other living man could do, and now it���s simple but it���s damn important. I just go there and wrap myself around him, and stay wrapped until you tell Anderson to go and get him. Why not?”

  Wolfe shook his head. “No, Archie. I understand your contention: that a point arrives when finesse must retire and leave the coup de grace for naked force. I understand it, and I deny it vehemently.-But come; guests are arriving; will you stop in the office a moment before you proceed to your entertainment?”

  He turned and went to the office, and I followed him, wondering what the devil kind of a charade he was getting up. Whatever it was, I didn���t like it.

  Fritz had gone to the door, and the guests had been shown into the office ahead of us. I had no definite ideas as to who it might be, but certainly I didn���t expect that bunch. I stared around at them. It was Fred Durkin and Bill Gore and Orrie Cather. My first thought was that Wolfe had got the funny notion that I needed all that army to subdue the fer-de-lance, as I had decided to call Manuel Kimball instead of the spiggoty, but of course Wolfe knew me too well for that. I tossed a nod around to them, and grinned when I saw a gauze bandage on Ornie���s left wrist. Anna Fiore had got under his skin all right.

  After Wolfe got into his chair he asked me to get a pencil and a large piece of paper and make a rough map of the Kimball estate. With the guests there I asked no questions; I did as he said. I told him that I was acquainted with the ground only immediately around the house and the landing field, and he said that would do. While I made the map, sitting at my desk, Wolfe was telling Ornie how to get the sedan from the garage at six-thirty in the morning, and instructing the other two to meet him there at that hour.

  I took the map to Wolfe at his desk. He looked it over a minute and said, “Good. Now tell me, if you were sending three men to that place to make sure that Manuel Kimball did not leave without being seen, and to follow him if seen, how would you dispose of them?”

  I asked, “Under cover?”

  “No. Exposed would do.”

  “How long?”

  “Three hours.”

  I considered a minute. “Easy. Durkin on the highway, across from the entrance to the drive, with the sedan backed into a gate so it could start quick either way. Bill Gore in the bushes-about here-where he could cover all approaches to the house except the back. Orrie on top of a hill back here, about a third of a mile off, with field glasses, and a motorcycle down on the road. But they might as well stay home and play pinochle, since they can���t fly.”

  Wolfe���s cheeks folded. “Saul Panzer can. The clouds will have eyes. Thank you, Archie. That is all. We will not keep you longer from your entertainment.”

  I knew from his tone that I was to go, but I didn���t want to. If there had to be a charade I wanted to help make it up. I said, “The movies have all been closed. Raided by the Society for the Suppression of Vice.”

  Wolfe said, “Then try a harlot���s den. When gathering eggs you must look in every nest.”

  Bill Gore snickered. I gave Wolfe as dirty a look as I cold manage, and went to the hall for my hat.

  CHAPTER 18

  I was awake Wedneslay morning before seven o���clock, but I didn���t get up. I watched the sun slanting against the windows, and listened to the noises from the street and the boats and ferries on the river, and figured that since Bill and Fred and Orrie had been instructed to meet at the garage at six-thirty they must already be as far as the Grand Concourse. My part hadn���t been handed to me. When I had got home the night before Wolfe had gone up to bed, and there had been no note for me.

  I finally tumbled out and shaved and dressed, taking my time, and went downstairs. Fritz was in the kitchen, buzzing around contented. I passed him some kind of a cutting remark, but realizing that it wasn���t fair to take it out on him I made up for it by eating an extra egg and reading aloud to him a piece from the morning paper about a vampire bat that had had a baby in the zoo. Fritz came from the part of Switzerland where they talk French. He had a paper of his own every morning, but it was in French and it never seemed very likely to me that there was much in it. I was always surprised when I saw a word in it that meant anything up-to-date; for instance, the word Barstow which had been prominent in the headlines for a week.

  I was starting the second cup of coffee when the phone rang. I went to the office and got the receiver to my ear, but Wolfe had answered from his room. I listened. It was Orrie Cather reporting that they had arrived and that everything was set. That was all. I went back to my coffee in the kitchen.

  After a third cup and a cigarette I moseyed into the office. Sooner or later, I thought, genius will impart its secrets; sooner or later, compose yourself; just straighten things around and dust off the desk and fill the fountain pen and make everything nice for teacher. Sooner or later, honey-you damn fool. I wasn���t getting the fidgets, I had them. A couple of times I took off the receiver and listened, but I didn���t catch Wolfe making any calls. I got the mail and put it on his desk, and opened the safe. I pulled out the drawer where the Maffei stuff was just to make sure it hadn���t walked off. The envelope into which I had put the photostats felt thin, and I took them out. One set was gone. I had had two sets made, and only one was there. That gave me my first hint about Wolfe���s charade, but I didn���t follow it up very far, because as I was sticking the envelope back into the drawer Fritz came in and said that Wolfe wanted to see me in his room.

  I went up. His door was open. He was up and dressed all but his coat; the sleeves of his yellow shirt-he used two fresh shirts every day, always canary yellow-looked like enormous floating sheeps��� bladders as he stood at his mirror brushing his hair. I caught his eyes in the minor, and he winked at me! I was so astonished that I suppose my mouth fell open.

  He put the brush down and turned to me. “Good morning, Archie. You have breakfast?-Good. It is pleasant to see the sun again, after yesterday���s gray unceasing trickle. Get the Maffei documents from the safe. By all means take a gun. Proceed to White Plains and get Mr. Anderson at his office-he will be awaiting you-and drive him to the Kimball estate. Show him Manuel Kimball; point, if necessary. When Manuel Kimball has been apprehended deliver the documents to Mr. Anderson. Return here, and you will find that Fritz will have prepared one of your favorite dishes for lunch.”

  I said, “Okay. But why all the mystery-”

  “Comments later, Archie. Save them, please. I am due upstairs in ten minutes and I have yet to enjoy my chocolate.”

  I said, “I hope you choke on it,” and turned and left him.

  With the Carlo Maffei stuff and Anna���s statement on my breast and a thirty-eight, loaded this time, on my hip, I walked to the garage. It was warm and sunny, June twenty-first, the day for the sun to start back south. It was a good day for the finale of the fer-de-lance, I thought, the longest one of the year. I filled up with gas and oil and water, made it crosstown to Park Avenue, and turned north. As I passed the marble front of the Manhattan Trust Company I saluted; that was where I had had Anderson���s check certified. Going north on the Parkway at that hour of the morning there was plenty of room, but I kept my speedometer at forty or under; Wolfe had told Anderson this would be unostentatious, and besides, I wasn���t in the mood for repartee with a motor cop. I was pretty well on edge. I always am like that when I���m really on my way for a man; there never seems to be quite enough air for me; I breathe quicker and everything I touch-the steering wheel, for instance-seems to be alive with blood going in it. I don���t like the feeling much but I always have it.

  Anderson was waiting for me. In his office the girl at the desk tossed me a nod and got busy on the phone. In a minute Anderson came out. There were two men with him, carrying their hats and looking powerful. One
of them was H.R. Corbett; the other was new to me. Anderson stopped to say something to the girl at the desk, then came over to me.

  “Well?” he said.

  I grinned. “I���m ready if you are. Hello, Corbett. You going along?”

  Anderson said, “I���m taking two men. You know what the job is. Is that enough?”

  I nodded. “All we���ll need ���em for is to hold my hat anyway. Let���s go.” The third guy opened the door and we filed out.

  Anderson came with me in the roadster; the other two followed us in a closed car, official, but I noticed it wasn���t Anderson���s limousine. Going down Main Street all the traffic cops saluted my passenger, and I grinned considering how surprised they would have been if they had known how much the District Attorney was paying for that little taxi ride. I opened her up as soon as I got onto the highway, and rolled over the hills, up and down, so fast that Anderson looked at me. He didn���t know but what the speed was part of the program, so I kept going, slowing down only at the points where I had to make a turn and needed to make sure that Corbett, trailing along behind, had caught it. It took just twenty-five minutes from the White Plains courthouse to the entrance to the Kimball drive; the clock on my dash said ten-forty as I slowed up to turn in.

  Durkin was there, across the road, sitting on the running board of the sedan which had been backed in as I had suggested. I waved at him but didn���t stop. Anderson asked, “That Wolfe���s man?” I nodded and swept into the drive. I had gone about a hundred feet when Anderson said, “Stop!” I pushed the pedals down, shifted into neutral, and pulled the hand brake.

  Anderson said, “This is E.D. Kimball���s place. You���ve got to show me right here.”

  I shook my head. “Nothing doing. You know Nero Wolfe, and that���ll do for you. I���m obeying orders. Do I go on?”

  Corbett���s car had stopped right behind us. Anderson was looking at me, his mouth twisted with uncertainty. I had my ears open, straining, not for Anderson���s reply, but for what I was taking for the sound of an airplane. Even if I had been willing to get out and look up I couldn���t, on account of trees. But it was an airplane, sure. I shifted and started forward on the jump.

  Anderson said, “By God, Goodwin, I hope you know what you���re risking. If I had known-”

  I stopped him, “Shut up!”

  I pulled up at the house and ran over and rang the bell. In a minute the door was opened by the fat butler.

  “I���d like to speak to Mr. Manuel Kimball.”

  “Yes, sir, Mr. Goodwin? He is expecting you. He told me to ask you to go to the hangar and wait for him there.”

  “Isn���t he there?”

  The butler hesitated, and he certainly looked worried. “I believe he intended to go aloft in his plane.”

  I nodded and ran back to the car. Corbett had got out and walked to the roadster and was talking with Anderson. As I got in Anderson turned to me an(l started, “Look here, Goodwin-”

  “Did you hear me say shut up? I���m busy. Look out, Corbett.”

  I shot forward onto the back drive and headed for the graveled road that led to the hangar. On that, out from under the trees, the sound of the airplane was louder. I made the gravel fly, and whirled to a stop on the concrete platform in front of the hangar. The mechanic, Skinner, was standing there in the wide open door. I jumped out and went over to him.

  “Mr. Manuel Kimball?”

  Skinner pointed up, and I looked. It was Manuel Kimball���s plane, high, but not too high for me to see the red and blue. It seemed to make a lot of noise, and the next second I saw why, when I caught sight of another plane circling in from the west, higher than Manuel���s and going faster. It was helping with the noise. Both planes were circling, dark and beautiful in the sun. I brought my head down to sneeze.

  Skinner said, “He���s got company this morning.”

  “So I see. Who is it?”

  “I don���t know. I saw it first a little after eight o���clock and it���s been fooling around up there ever since. It���s a Burton twin-motor, it���s got a swell dip.”

  I remember Wolfe saying the clouds would have eyes. There weren���t any clouds, but no doubt about the eyes.

  I asked, “What time did Mr. Kimball go up?”

  “A little after ten. They came out around nine thirty, but the second seat wasn���t ready and I had to fix the straps.”

  I knew what it meant as soon as he said it, but I asked him anyhow. I said, “Oh, is there someone with him?”

  “Yes, sir, his father. The old gentleman���s having a ride. It���s only his third time up. He nearly backed out when the seat wasn���t ready, but we got him in.”

  I looked up at the airplanes again. Manuel Kimball and his father having a ride together, up there in the sun, the wind and the roar. No conversation probably. just a morning ride.

  I started toward the roadster, to speak to Anderson. Corbett had left his car and came to meet me. I stopped to listen to him: “Well, we���ve come to your party, where���s your guest of honor?”

  I brushed past him and went on to the roadster. Seeing no point in giving the mechanic an earful, I lowered my voice. “You���ll have to wait, Mr. Anderson. Barstow���s murderer is taking an airplane ride. I���m sorry you won���t get him on time, but you���ll get him.”

  Anderson said, “Get in here. I want a showdown.”

  I shook my head. Maybe it was just contrariness, but I was set on carrying it out exactly as Wolfe had ordered. “That���s not next on the program.”

  Corbett had come up, around on the other side of the roadster, and now he stuck his face in at the window and said to Anderson, “If he���s got anything you want I���d be glad to get it for you.”

  I had my mouth open to invite him formally when I heard my name called. I turned. Skinner had left the hangar and was approaching me; in one hand he had a golf driver and in the other an envelope. I stared at him. He was saying, “I forgot. You���re Mr. Goodwin? Mr. Kimball left these for you.”

  I got to him and grabbed. The driver! I looked at it, but there was nothing to see; in outward appearance it was just a golf club. But of course it was it. Lovin��� babe! I tucked it under my arm and looked at the envelope; on the outside was written, Mr. Nero Wolfe. It was unsealed, and I pulled out the contents, and had in my hand the set of photostats I had missed from the safe. They were fastened with a paper clip, and slipped under the clip was a piece of paper on which I read: Thank you, Nero Wolf. In appreciation of your courtesy I am leaving a small gift for you.

  Manuel Kimball.

  I looked up at the sky. The red and blue airplane of the leading character in Wolfe���s charade was still there, higher I thought, circling, with the other plane above. I put the photostats back into the envelope.

  Corbett was in front of me. “Here, I���ll take that.”

  “Oh no. Thanks, I can manage.”

  He sprang like a cat and I wasn���t expecting it. It was neat. He got the envelope with one hand and the driver with the other. He started for the roadster. Two jumps put me in front of him, and he stopped. I wasn���t monkeying. I said, “Look out, here it comes,” and plugged him on the jaw with plenty behind it. He wobbled and dropped his loot, and I let him get his hands up, and then feinted with my left and plugged him again. That time he went down. His boy friend came running up, and Skinner from his side. I turned to meet the boy friend, but Anderson���s voice, with more snap in it than I knew he had, came from the roadster: “Curry! Lay off! Cut it!”

  Curry stopped. I stepped back. Corbett got up, glaring wild. Anderson again: “Corbett, you too! Lay off!”

  I said, “Not on my account, Mr. Anderson. If they want to play snatch-and-run I���ll take them both on. They need to be taught a little respect for privat
e property.”

  I stooped to pick up the driver and the envelope. It was while I was bent over, reaching down, that I heard Skinner���s yell.

  “Good God! He���s lost it!”

  For an instant I imagined he meant I had lost the driver, and I thought he was crazy. Then as I straightened up and glanced at him and saw where he was looking, I jerked my eyes and my head up. It was Manuel Kimball���s plane directly overhead, a thousand feet up. It was twisting and whirling as if it had lost its senses, and coming down. It seemed to be jerking and coiling back and forth, it didn���t look as if it was falling straight, but I suppose it was. It was right above us-faster-I stared with my mouth open- “Look out!” Skinner was shouting. “For God���s sake!”

  We ran for the hangar door. Anderson was out of the roadster and with us. We got inside the door and turned in time to see the crash. Black lightning split the air. A giant report, not thunderous like a big gun, an instantaneous ear-splitting snap. Pieces flew; splinters lay at our feet. It had landed at the edge of the concrete platform, not ten yards from Corbett���s car. We jumped out and ran for the wreckage, Skinner calling, “Look out for an explosion!”

  What I saw first wasn���t pretty. The only way I knew it had been E.D. Kimball was that it was mixed up with a strap in the position of the back seat and Skinner had said that the old gentleman had gone up for a ride. Apparently it had landed in such a way that the front seat had got a different kind of a blow, for Manuel Kimball could have been recognized by anybody. His face was still together and even pretty well in shape. Skinner and I got him loose while the others worked at the old gentleman. We caned them away from there and inside the hangar and put them on some canvas on the floor.

  Skinner said, “You���d better move your cars. An explosion might come yet.”

  I said, “When I move my car I���ll keep on moving it.

  “Now���s a good time. Mr. Anderson. You may remember that Nero Wolfe promised I would be diffident. That���s me.” I pulled the documents from my pocket and handed them to him. “Here���s your proof. And there���s your man on the floor, the one with the face.”