Dire Means

by Geoffrey Neil

  Dire Means

  _________

  Geoffrey Neil

  For my beloved friend, Trent Daley. You always chose the kindest means.

  “Cause and effect, means and ends, seed and fruit cannot be severed; for the effect already blooms in the cause, the end preexists in the means, the fruit in the seed.”

  —Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Chapter One

  IF KEITH MENDALSEN had known that the sausage and egg croissant would be his last meal, he would have ordered two or three more of them at the drive-thru. He would have gorged on as many calorie-laden breakfast-menu items as he could devour—and keep down.

  He put his scalding coffee in the cup holder to cool, gulped down the greasy sandwich in barely chewed hunks, and tossed the paper wrapper onto the passenger seat of his Mercedes convertible. As he pulled back into traffic for the two-block ride to his office, he wiped his mouth on a napkin, missing a crumb that stuck to the corner of his lip.

  In nine days, Keith would be dead. In eight days, the crumb that clung to his lip would be a feast—if it were still stuck there to be licked.

  Mendalsen Investments occupied the twelfth floor of the ALCO Development Building in Santa Monica, California. If the firm’s suite were a table, Keith’s private inner office would be the centerpiece that decorated it. A marvel of contemporary corporate architecture, it was enclosed in floor-to-ceiling glass and lit from within like a tropical aquarium.

  He enjoyed a spectacular 180-degree view of the Santa Monica beach and pier on one side, and a view of his support staff’s cubicles on the other. Everything from his imported Italian credenza, to his throne-like chair—burgundy leather with gold buttons and engraved armrests—proclaimed his financial success.

  This morning, a slow elevator had lit the fuse on one of his many bad moods. Then, after a heated phone call that ended with a client’s threat to fire him, he slammed the phone down and hurled his paper cup of piping-hot coffee at the glass wall that framed his door. Half of the searing French Roast exited the cup during his windup and burned the back of his hand. His first scream was all pain. The ones that squeezed out from his lips as he sucked his scalded knuckles were all anger.

  He heard the heavy suite door click shut out in the entryway. Carrie, the temp, had arrived late for work. He pulled his mouth from the back of his hand and screamed, “Caaaaarrie! In my office now!”

  He knew she would rush to him with the self-conscious subservience that he liked. Her face would be red; she blushed for almost any reason. Complaints, compliments, or any special attention aimed her way by anyone flushed the twenty-six-year-old’s cheeks, which then drained to blotch her pale neck. Keith had developed a perverse fondness for Carrie’s blushing during her first stint as the temp in his office. In fact, it was a secret reason he had requested her by name from her agency this time. After only a few conversations with her, he had learned how to work his words like a lever that controlled her complexion—filling her face full of red before pausing to let it subside for a refill.

  She hurried to Keith’s office without putting down her handbag. What could she have done this time? She remembered how, two days ago, she had watched spit-laced words fly from Keith’s lips during a tantrum over an incorrect lunch order she had delivered to his desk. She took a deep breath and tried to exhale her nervousness. When she reached his door, she saw tentacles of coffee stretching down the glass wall and a toppled paper coffee cup on the carpet beside his desk.

  Keith pursed his lips and shook his head. He rocked in his big chair and pointed to a bottle of water on the corner of his desk. “What is this?” he said.

  Carrie knew that an obvious answer would infuriate him. Her mind raced for a more appeasing answer.

  “What is this?” Keith said louder.

  She tilted her head, allowing her shoulder-length blond hair to conceal half of her blushing face—half of what Mr. Fisher, her sixth-grade teacher, had labeled her chromatic honesty.

  She remembered that Keith required a new, chilled bottle of water on his desk each morning. Today, Keith had discovered yesterday’s nearly empty open bottle before she had arrived.

  “It’s your fifth day on the job. You should know your job description by now and yet I come in this morning to be greeted by your third major f–f–mistake!” He struggled not to cuss at Carrie, a promise he had made her agency as a probationary condition of future service. He needed the temps—for the time being.

  “I’m so sorry, Mr. Mendalsen. I just—” Carrie stammered.

  Keith cut her off. “Well, I need to ask you something, So Sorry. If I wanted warm, bottled water, why would I have shelled out eight-grand to build a kitchen with a fridge for you people?”

  Carrie’s face deepened a shade. Her fingers tightened around her handbag’s strap for a better grip on her composure.

  “Answer me!” he shouted. “Why do I get to the office and find spit-temperature water on my desk? What is it with you?” He paused to let her absorb the disgust on his face. Carrie stood motionless, trying to compose another non-flammable answer.

  “I’m sorry, Mr. Mendalsen. It won’t happen again.” She was rouge and Keith liked it.

  “Damned right it won’t happen again—I’m not cussing at you,” he said, holding up his hands, palms out, to pardon his slip up.

  “Of course not, Mr. Mendalsen,” Carrie said.

  Keith sucked the back of his hand again and studied her. She waited, lips parted, ready to offer her next apology. Keith had the last two assistants in tears by now, but the agency restriction on aiming profanity at their temps had removed one of his better tools.

  “I do apologize, sir,” Carrie said.

  “I do apologize, sir,” Keith mocked her reply. His face reddened and he shouted, “I don’t pay you for apologies and I don’t pay you to be late.”

  “I understand,” she said. She shifted her weight to the other leg and drew her tongue across her dry lips.

  “No, I don’t think you do understand. You’re just a no-career temp. Tell me how you could possibly understand?” He leaned toward Carrie, hoping to detect a more significant crack in her composure. Landing a verbal blow solid enough to unravel her would help him feel better. He couldn’t explain his sudden, sadistic urges. He only knew that from time to time they overwhelmed him like a furious itch that needed scratching at any cost.

  Carrie’s eyes fluttered, but not soon enough to blink back a tear that slid down the crease of her nose. Keith enjoyed the tear. He liked that Carrie didn’t immediately wipe it. She let it lag beside her nostril for a moment—perhaps hoping he might not notice. Another tear followed, merging to fatten the first and she swiped them away before they could slide to her lip—just as the other temps had. He had badgered her effectively enough to add tears to her color and it calmed him. He felt powerful, in control again. He decided to go for another tear or two from the other eye before he was sated.

  “So, tell me, temp,” he said, examining her with a new sneer. “Were you a, uhhhh, popular girl in school?”

  The phone rang. Keith raised his eyebrows as if to ask if she intended to answer it. When she turned for her desk, Keith grabbed his phone handset and shouted, “Hello!”

  As he talked on the phone, Carrie went to sit down at her desk and looked at the 3 x 5 framed photo of her husband and three-year-old daughter. She had placed it there for inspiration and comfort. Her husband wouldn’t tolerate the abuse she received under Keith’s supervision, nor would he find out. She had hidden it from him and would keep it hidden. They were in dire financial straits, which had required her to accept any available job. At Keith’s office, she netted six critical dollars per hour after subtracting the cost of daycare from her agency’s hourly wage.

  Keith
’s voice echoed through his open door as he laughed with his caller about Carrie’s incompetence. He ended the conversation by saying, “Alright, pal, I’ll be there in a half hour.”

  As he passed Carrie’s desk, he threw his coat over his shoulder and said, “Get someone in here to steam clean that coffee I shouldn’t have had to throw. Make sure they use the odorless steam. I better not come back to an office that smells like fucking perfume.”

  “Yes, sir, I understand.”

  As Keith exited the office, he mumbled, “Unbe-fucking-lievable...” The door clicked shut behind him.

  Keith left feeling better. Carrie felt horrible. In less than six minutes, their feelings would be reversed.

  Chapter Two

  THE ALCO DEVELOPMENT Building had two passenger elevators and one freight elevator. Keith stepped into a passenger elevator and pressed the worn “L” button. Because he was alone, the twelve-story trip to the lobby should take twenty seconds or less—if no passengers on lower floors interrupted his ride.

  “Come on baby, home run,” he said, his eyes fixed on the lit floor numbers above the elevator door as they counted down: 11, 10, 9....

  As he checked his watch, his head dipped when the elevator braked for a stop. He pounded the wall with the butt of his hand and yelled, “Dammit!” The floor display showed an illuminated L. “Aw, c’mon,” he said. He knew there was no way the elevator car could have reached the lobby from the ninth floor in the two seconds it took him to check his watch.

  He stepped closer to the doors, anticipating their opening, but they didn’t. The elevator shuddered and descended a bit more—slower—as if going from only one floor to the next. It bumped to a gentle stop again, but the doors didn’t open.

  “This is ridiculous,” Keith said, and then he kicked the elevator wall.

  As he pulled his phone from his pocket, the door opened and stale air rushed in from a floor he had never seen. He saw an empty corridor with no receptionist, no furniture, not even a door. It was about the length of a school bus. Thick, gray egg-carton padding lined the walls and ceiling. At the far end, a concrete wall reflected the faint light of a connecting hallway.

  “What the hell?” Keith said as he jabbed the L button and leaned out of the elevator car. With each press, the L button lit up and then blinked off. He kept his feet inside and strained to see more detail in the darkness. He had worked in this building for eleven years and thought he had seen every floor, but this one was foreign to him.

  “Hello?” he yelled out. The padded corridor sucked up his voice and any echo. The open elevator illuminated a few feet into the darkness. The only sound came from his fingers, clicking the L button. The doors that had refused to open a few moments ago now refused to close.

  He stepped out into the darkness and pressed two fingers into the padded wall. They sank in two knuckles deep. The rubbery floor cushioned his steps and gripped the soles of his shoes. He focused on the dim wall at the far end of the corridor, the only option for exit.

  After he took a few steps, the entire corridor darkened when the elevator door closed behind him.

  On the chance that the elevator might be functioning again, he hurried back, feeling along the padded wall with one hand and waving his other hand out ahead for the elevator panel. He found the panel and groped it, searching for the elevator’s call buttons. His fingers slipped into empty holes where the buttons should have been.

  The sound of an electric motor whined from above and he sensed something falling toward his head so he stepped back. A new wall, covered with the same spongy egg-carton padding, slid down from a slat in the ceiling and clicked into the floor, eliminating the elevator as an exit. He shoved the sliding wall and tried to raise it, but it was locked. He was sealed inside a soft tube with only one way out—toward the light.

  “Very funny,” he said as he turned, smiling in preparation to be the butt of a practical joke. Then he froze, listening to something in the direction of the light. It sounded like a heavy door opening. Then multiple footsteps and a rhythmic squeak that grew louder.

  His heart began to thump as his frustration gave way to fear. “Hello?” he called out. The footsteps and squeak continued, but there was no answer. The silhouetted image of a tall, thin woman slid into view at the end of the corridor, followed by the image of another, shorter woman who carried a small bag over her shoulder. Two men followed them. They walked single file through the padded tunnel toward Keith. When their feet reached the soft foam, their steps went silent. Only the squeak continued.

  Lights in the corridor blinked on and Keith saw the four people, dressed in uniforms familiar to him—red Polo shirts and black slacks. Keith squinted in the new light to examine the faces of the foursome, but he knew none of their names.

  “Hey, I didn’t know you guys worked on this floor!” Keith said, with a nervous chuckle.

  They continued toward him with no reply. The man in the rear generated the rhythmic squeak as he pushed a waist-high gurney with both hands. It was a typical ambulance gurney, painted red and black and rolled on collapsible aluminum legs.

  The other male, muscle-bound with a crew cut, carried a rolled foam cushion pressed under his arm. The two women led the way.

  Keith pointed back toward the hidden elevator door and said, “How much do you wanna bet that management will wish they had kept this piece-of-shit elevator fixed for us after I’m done with them?”

  They did not answer.

  Keith wiped sweat from his lip and then tried to suppress his fear by putting his shoulders back and taking charge. “Where’s your stairway? Aren’t you guys supposed to have illuminated exit signage?” he asked, as he pointed past them toward the end of the corridor.

  At fifteen feet from Keith, they spread out shoulder to shoulder, blocking him in. The man who pushed the gurney shoved it forward and it rolled to within a couple of feet of Keith.

  Keith backed away until he bumped the padded barrier and then fumbled in his pocket for his phone.

  The tall brunette woman stepped forward. She had the shapely body and serious expression of a fashion magazine model. She raised a Taser gun with a straight arm, aiming it at Keith. “Please lay on our gurney,” she said calmly.

  Keith looked down at the red laser dot that jiggled on his shirt’s third button. “What’s going on? Is this some fucking prank?”

  The woman fired two wired probes that pierced Keith’s abdomen, using his body to complete a circuit of fifty-thousand volts. His fingers went rigid. He dropped his phone and jerked to attention. As he began to fall, the muscular male who carried the rolled cushion, flung it out in a perfect toss that padded Keith’s landing. The Taser tick-tick-ticked while the woman held the trigger tight, feeding Keith seven seconds of uninterrupted current. The thick padded walls seemed to inhale his screams. The four spectators stood motionless.

  The woman released the trigger and Keith’s body went limp. His chest heaved. He looked up at the four uniformed people. He saw the wires coiling from his stomach to the tip of the Taser.

  The woman brought the Taser’s barrel straight up in a relaxed position beside her shoulder. “Please lay on our gurney,” she repeated in the same calm, flat tone.

  Keith struggled to sit up. He leaned back onto his hands and fixed his legs under him as if he might try to crabwalk away. He brought his hand from behind him to touch the probes and the woman squeezed the trigger again, sending him into a new episode of writhing and gasping.

  When she released the trigger the second time, Keith was face down. “No more, please,” he moaned, his words smeared into the padding.

  “Please lay on our gurney,” the woman repeated, her tone unchanged.

  Keith raised himself to a sitting position. Drool strung from the side of his mouth and he wiped it on his sleeve. He lifted a trembling hand toward the woman and said, “Please, ma’am, no more. Please…”

  He labored to his feet and staggered toward the gurney. He flopped his upper body acros
s it, panting and his face ashen. The second female, a petite blond who carried a backpack, eased past Keith. She picked up his phone from the floor with gloved hands and dropped it into her bag.

  The two men took hold of Keith’s arms and legs and carefully swung him up onto the gurney, rolling him over so that he rested face up. They were gentle with him. One cupped the back of his head so that it came to a soft landing on the gurney pillow. Keith’s eyes were wide.

  The blond woman walked to his side and examined his face. “Aww, poor thing,” she said. She opened her backpack and produced a vial of clear liquid and a soft white cloth. She wrapped the cloth around her forefinger and wet it with the bottle. She dabbed at some blood that oozed from the side of Keith’s mouth. He winced at her touch and pulled away.

  Meanwhile, the two men had pulled padded nylon restraints from under the gurney bed and strapped Keith at his ankles, knees, waist, chest, wrists, and loosely about his neck. One man lifted Keith’s head and slipped a rubber strap under it, connecting it in the front with hooks attached to a ball gag. The man centered and pulled the ball gag out above Keith’s mouth and said, “Say Ahh.” Keith turned his head to look at the woman who had the Taser. She opened her mouth wide and said, “Ahhhhh.” The three others joined her in a long, almost harmonious, “Ahhhh.” Keith opened his mouth, but no sound came out. The ball gag popped in, snug between his teeth. He tried to close his mouth over it, but his lips couldn’t meet. The rubber strap of the gag pulled the corners of his mouth into what looked like the frozen smile of a happy mask.

  The woman with the Taser stepped forward and examined the probes in his abdomen. Keith’s eyes widened as she held the Taser gun out behind her, with her finger clearly still on the trigger. She plucked the probes from Keith.

  The two men collapsed the gurney’s legs to the floor, lifted one end, rolled Keith toward the lit wall, and turned to face a red door.