by Zack Zombie
I found a big bed sheet and I took off one of the beds, and I covered Creepy with it.
Then we ran into the library and grabbed as many books as we could find.
We started throwing books at the little flying minions, which stunned them a bit, but not for long.
So, we decided to run as fast as we could, head first, into the deadly laboratory.
My mom did say I could be a knuckle head sometimes. Maybe now I can put it to good use!
“HHHEEEYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”
Monday Later that Day…
Well, we broke through the door and what we found was crazy!
No, there weren’t entrails on the walls.
But it was just as bad.
Mom, Dad, the guys, all the Pixelmon, as well as Steve, I.P., Nate and the Street kids were all locked in tubes that were connected to a giant machine.
They all looked sickly, like if all of their life energy was being drained from their bodies.
Then I saw giant wires that led from the machine to two pods.
In one of the pods was Pixelchu, but he looked really sick too.
And the other pod was empty.
Suddenly, we heard the scariest voice ever. . .
“WHO DARES ENTER MY LAIR?”
Cough, cough, Haaaaccckkk. Spit.
“I mean, can’t a guy go to the bathroom without getting interrupted every few minutes?”
What the what?!
It was the Evoker. But he looked like some dude in a robe. . .with a magazine in his hand.
“Let go of my parents and my friends!” I yelled, knowing it wasn’t going to do anything. But I thought I would try to act tough anyway.
HSSSSSSS.
“Yeah, Creepy, not helping. . .”
“So, you’re Francis and Mildred’s kid?” the Evoker said. “I could see the resemblance. Especially since you’re really good at interrupting.”
“Well. . .Guy! What kind of name is Guy, anyway? Sounds like your mom and dad didn’t really put a lot of thought into that one.”
I could tell he didn’t like that. But I needed to distract him long enough for Creepy to free Pixelchu and the others.
“Seriously. Could your name be any lazier? Like is your dog named ‘dog’ too?”
I think it was working because he was getting really, really mad.
“I mean, why couldn’t your parents name you Dude, or Bro. . .which would’ve been much cooler by the way. . . But Guy? So lame. And another thing. . .”
“I’ll FIX YOU! BRUH -NINJA I CHOOSE YOU!”
ZAP!
BRUH -NINJA!
What the what?
“Surprised? Who do you think taught Johnny everything he knows?”
Great, I have to fight a Pixelmon battle, and I don’t even have a Pixelmon!
“BRUH -NINJA, USE BACK SLAP!” the Evoker yelled.
Then suddenly, Bruh-Ninja jumped on top of me and started smacking me with a barrage of back slaps.
SLAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAP!
Oh, man, that hurt.
“And I also have a few tricks you haven’t seen!” the Evoker said. “BRUH-NINJA, USE BEAT DOWN!”
Then Bruh-Ninja launched an onslaught of punches in my direction.
POW, POW, POW, POW, POW, POW, POW!
Man, this hurts. I think this is it. I don’t think I’m gonna make it.
“All right Bruh-Ninja, finish him with MEGA FANG ATTACK!”
Mega-Fang Attack?!!! What in the world is that?
Suddenly, not one, but like a hundred fangs came out of the ground and came toward my direction ready to snap my body like a twig.
Oh, man. I’m a goner for sure, I thought as I closed my eyes.
Goodbye, cruel world. . .
“PIXELCHUUUUUUU!!!”
ZZZZZAAAAAPPPP!!!!!
Suddenly, the biggest lightning bolt I had ever seen came flying through the air and blasted Bruh-Ninja and the Evoker right out of the window of the Mansion.
KKRRESSHHHH!
Then Pixelchu collapsed after that last energy blast.
“PIXELCHU!”
I ran over to little Pixelchu, who looked hurt.
“Creepy, quick, get my parents and the other kids out.”
Pixelchu used his last bit of energy to save me. I could see the life draining from his wrinkly little body as a tear came down one of his eyes.
“Oh, Pixelchu, you can’t die! You’re my friend. You and me we’re going to be the greatest Pixelmon team ever! And we are going to win the Pixelmon championship, and. . .Pixelchu?”
“Chu. . .Chu. . . chu. . .”
And he was gone.
Suddenly, the entire Mansion began to shake.
“THIS MANSION WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN THIRTY SECONDS,” a voice said out of nowhere.
Oh, man, the entire place was going down. But everybody was too drained of energy to run out of here.
“TWENTY-FIVE, TWENTY-FOUR, TWENTY-THREE. . .”
Only solution was to go out the broken window.
“EVERYBODY! WE NEED TO JUMP!”
They all agreed, even though we all knew we would be seriously hurt from a fall from the top of Woodland Mansion. And some of us were so weak, we knew we might not make it. But it was better than being blown to bits.
I grabbed Pixelchu’s lifeless body, and I helped the others to the ledge of the broken window.
“EIGHTEEN, SEVENTEEN, SIXTEEN. . .”
“GRAB THE TOTEM OF UNDYING!” I heard somebody say.
What the what?!!
It was Johnny and Team Cube!
Oh, man! Not these guys again.
“GRAB THE TOTEM OF UNDYING!” Johnny kept saying as he pointed to a small, gold looking idol with green eyes that was on the floor.
I thought it was a trick, but Johnny didn’t have his red eyes or his huge, sharp scary ax, thank goodness. Plus, he and the rest of Team cube were helping everybody get to the ledge.
So, I picked up the totem in one hand and carried Pixelchu in the other hand. Then, I joined everybody on the ledge, as we all linked arms. . .
“SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO. . .”
“EVERYBODY JUMP!!!!”
“ONE. . .”
KKKKAAABBBBOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
We could feel the heat from the explosion behind us as we jumped off the ledge toward our doom.
The flames licked our backs as the entire Mansion exploded in a bright red and yellow flame.
I just remember my life flashing before our eyes as I looked to my right and left and saw my mom, dad, Steve, the guys, I.P. and his pinky, Team Cube, Nate, the Street Kids, and all the Pixelmon.
And I just looked down at little Pixelchu in my arms, and closed my eyes. . .
Tuesday
The End.
No, I’m serious. . .it would’ve been the end if it wasn’t for that Totem of Undying.
Right before we hit the ground, the Totem started spinning and glistening and flashing and next thing you know, we were all okay.
Man, I love Minecraft.
. . .Especially all those updates.
But talk about a crazy adventure.
All I know is that I never want to go through that again.
Well, maybe, just to see my parents in leather and spandex again.
Is that weird?
Well, we rescued all the Pixelmon and brought them back to all the kids in the neighborhood.
Everybody was so happy that they decided to set up a new Pixelmon tournament in a few weeks.
And it turns out, Team Cube wasn’t so bad either. It seems they were just under the Evoker’s spell.
They’re act
ually pretty normal.
Except for that Ocelot kid. . .he still keeps dropping the mic everywhere he goes.
The Street Kids finally found a home, too.
It seems after the explosion, Ichabod talked his uncle into turning Woodland Mansion into an orphanage for wayward kids without parents.
Steve’s heading the construction project.
And he’s got Nate and the other Street Kids helping him out.
You know, my parents have really chilled out too.
They’re not so strict anymore about chores and homework and stuff.
I think almost losing our lives probably helped them see what was really important in life.
Either that, or there was something about wearing spandex and leather that made my mom and dad feel young again.
And to be honest, almost losing my parents, and seeing those Street Kids, and not to mention seeing how weird Steve can be. . .it really made me appreciate my mom and dad a lot more.
And I’m probably. . .maybe. . .most likely. . .going to try to do what my parents say from now on. . .maybe.
But, don’t say anything, because I will never admit to that in public.
No, I mean it. . .if anybody asks me, I’ll deny every word.
Gotta represent for the cause, you know.
And you’re probably wondering what happened to Pixelchu.
Well, he’s not with me anymore.
No. . .no. . .it’s not what you think.
You see, that Totem of Undying was also good for other stuff too.
Like bringing back Minecraft Mobs from the dead.
Did a better job than Steve’s potions could ever do.
So Pixelchu is alive and doing really good.
Where is he?
Well, I decided to bring Pixelchu to Professor Spruce.
Yeah, the Professor was really happy to see his little friend, Experiment 115.
I decided to let the Professor keep Pixelchu as long as he would stop calling him Experiment 115.
“His name is Pixelchu,” I told Professor Spruce.
“Pikachu?” he said.
“No, Pixelchu.”
“Pickle-chu?”
“No, PIXELCHU!”
After a few zaps from Pixelchu, I think he finally got it.
I figured, even though I cared about Pixelchu a lot, I probably wouldn’t be able to keep him away from my mom’s cake for very long. Also, my mom is still not happy about the big hole where our kitchen used to be.
So, to prevent any rifts in the trans dimensional universe or any rifts between my mom and me, I thought Pixelchu would be safer with Professor Spruce.
Not to mention, it would probably be safer for the rest of Minecraft World and for the universe as we know it.
So, Pixelchu, I’m going to miss you.
But, I will never forget you.
And you will always be my friend.
Pat. . .Pat. . .
ZZZZAAAAAAPPP!!!!
Friday
“Hey, Steve!”
“Wassup up, Zombie?”
“Nuthin’. Wassup with you?”
“Nuthin’. Wassup with you?”
“Uh. . .Nuthin’. Wassup with you?”
“Just punching a tree. Hey, what day is it today?”
“I think it’s Friday,” I said.
“Friday the what?” Steve asked.
“It’s Friday the 13th. Why?”
“FRIDAY THE 13th?!!!! No way!”
I could tell from Steve’s face turning a really bright shade of white that something really bad was going to happen.
It’s not every day you can scare the bravest guy in Minecraft.
So, I know we’re in for another crazy, zany, silly, goofy, wacky, madcap Minecraft Adventure.
Coming soon. . .
Find out what happens next!
It’s Friday the 13th and Herobrine is on a mission to destroy Steve and All of Minecraft.
But can Zombie and his friends help Steve overcome this epic battle? Or, will they get in even more trouble as they embark on another hilarious Minecraft adventure?
