The Kubic Kat

by Liam L. Carton



  Copyright © November 2013 by Liam L. Carton

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  Second Edition – March 2014

 

  ISBN: 9781310306822

  "I am the eye in the sky

  Looking at you

  I can read your mind

  I am the maker of rules

  Dealing with fools

  I can cheat you blind."

  Alan Parsons Project

  Eye in the sky - 1982

  Contents

  Prologue - Supervision

  Part 1 – Comprehension

  Part 2 – Obsession

  Part 3 – Dispossession

  Part 4 – Progression

  Part 5 – Compassion

  Part 6 – Oppression

  Part 7 –Inversion

  Part 8 – Expansion

  Part 9 –Subversion

  Epilogue - Compulsion

  Prologue - Supervision

  AnthropicLog: 06/06/2026 (6h00 – 12h00: morning log)

  Time:6:42

  Event: Coffee machine reports on time initiation

  Device: Coffee Maker - IPv10: 1e23-45a...fe-64f9

  Time: 6:54

  Event: Toaster reports failure to initiate

  (Error: Load weight failure.No bread)

  Device: Toaster - IPv10: 632a-ff4...a6-cc58

  Time: 7:08

  Event: Main bedroom alarm reports late deploy

  (Late alarm as per central command)

  Device: Alarm clock - IPv10: dbec-121...88-ffed

  Time: 7:08

  Event: Main bedroom alarm reports shut off

  (Note: Mr or Mrs Smith awake)

  Device: Alarm clock - IPv10: dbec-121...88-ffed

  Time: 7:11

  Event: Main bedroom waste bin reports

  - RFID scan of 2 empty prophylactic wrappers

  - Order processing:

  Supplies low: re-order

  - Mr Smith fulfilling marital duties as mandated by required morality statutes

  - Mr Smith appears to be suffering mild sexual dysfunction, as required

  Device: Waste bin - IPv10: be2a-898...11-365c -

  Time: 7:13

  Event: Bathroom washstand cold tap reports usage

  - Teeth cleaning in progress

  - Cold water use implies Mr Smith awake

  - Mr Smith is running 9 minutes late

  Device: Cold tap - IPv10: 3e4a-bb4...ae-e3d5

  Time: 7:15

  Event: Shower tap reports usage

  - Mrs Smith is awake and showering

  - Mr Smith is not with her

  Device: Shower tap - IPv10: ae44-ffc...ce-d24e -

  Time: 7:16

  Event: Bathroom waste bin reports RFID scan of used toothpaste tube

  - Only 27 usages shown: 3 less than the minimum recommended by the Department of Minimalism

  - Weight measurement shows over 4.5 grams of waste residue: Mr Smith to be fined for egotistical behaviour.

  Device: Waste bin - IPv10: 7432-dcd...32-6776

  Time: 7:16

  Event: Bathroom washstand cold tap reports shut down

  - Mr Smith may join Mrs Smith in the shower

  Device: Cold tap - IPv10: 3e4a-bb4...ae-e3d5

  Time: 7:17

  Event: Bathroom washstand hot tap reports use

  - Mrs Smith brushing teeth

  - Mr Smith alone in shower

  Device: Hot tap - IPv10: a77c-fe9...bd-1297 -

  Time: 7:19

  Event: Bathroom washstand hot tap reports shut down

  - Mrs Smith spent 2 minutes brushing

  Device: Hot tap - IPv10: a77c-fe9...bd-1297

  Time: 7:22

  Event: Shower reports shut down

  - Mr Smith spent 6 minutes in shower.

  - Further egotistical behaviour noted

  Device: Shower tap - IPv10: ae44-ffc...ce-d24e

  Time: 7:24

  Event: Coffee machine reports coffee pot removed

  Device: Coffee maker - IPv10: 1e23-45a...fe-64f9

  Part 1 - Comprehension