The Kubic Kat
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Copyright © November 2013 by Liam L. Carton
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Second Edition – March 2014
ISBN: 9781310306822
"I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind."
Alan Parsons Project
Eye in the sky - 1982
Contents
Prologue - Supervision
Part 1 – Comprehension
Part 2 – Obsession
Part 3 – Dispossession
Part 4 – Progression
Part 5 – Compassion
Part 6 – Oppression
Part 7 –Inversion
Part 8 – Expansion
Part 9 –Subversion
Epilogue - Compulsion
Prologue - Supervision
AnthropicLog: 06/06/2026 (6h00 – 12h00: morning log)
Time:6:42
Event: Coffee machine reports on time initiation
Device: Coffee Maker - IPv10: 1e23-45a...fe-64f9
Time: 6:54
Event: Toaster reports failure to initiate
(Error: Load weight failure.No bread)
Device: Toaster - IPv10: 632a-ff4...a6-cc58
Time: 7:08
Event: Main bedroom alarm reports late deploy
(Late alarm as per central command)
Device: Alarm clock - IPv10: dbec-121...88-ffed
Time: 7:08
Event: Main bedroom alarm reports shut off
(Note: Mr or Mrs Smith awake)
Device: Alarm clock - IPv10: dbec-121...88-ffed
Time: 7:11
Event: Main bedroom waste bin reports
- RFID scan of 2 empty prophylactic wrappers
- Order processing:
Supplies low: re-order
- Mr Smith fulfilling marital duties as mandated by required morality statutes
- Mr Smith appears to be suffering mild sexual dysfunction, as required
Device: Waste bin - IPv10: be2a-898...11-365c -
Time: 7:13
Event: Bathroom washstand cold tap reports usage
- Teeth cleaning in progress
- Cold water use implies Mr Smith awake
- Mr Smith is running 9 minutes late
Device: Cold tap - IPv10: 3e4a-bb4...ae-e3d5
Time: 7:15
Event: Shower tap reports usage
- Mrs Smith is awake and showering
- Mr Smith is not with her
Device: Shower tap - IPv10: ae44-ffc...ce-d24e -
Time: 7:16
Event: Bathroom waste bin reports RFID scan of used toothpaste tube
- Only 27 usages shown: 3 less than the minimum recommended by the Department of Minimalism
- Weight measurement shows over 4.5 grams of waste residue: Mr Smith to be fined for egotistical behaviour.
Device: Waste bin - IPv10: 7432-dcd...32-6776
Time: 7:16
Event: Bathroom washstand cold tap reports shut down
- Mr Smith may join Mrs Smith in the shower
Device: Cold tap - IPv10: 3e4a-bb4...ae-e3d5
Time: 7:17
Event: Bathroom washstand hot tap reports use
- Mrs Smith brushing teeth
- Mr Smith alone in shower
Device: Hot tap - IPv10: a77c-fe9...bd-1297 -
Time: 7:19
Event: Bathroom washstand hot tap reports shut down
- Mrs Smith spent 2 minutes brushing
Device: Hot tap - IPv10: a77c-fe9...bd-1297
Time: 7:22
Event: Shower reports shut down
- Mr Smith spent 6 minutes in shower.
- Further egotistical behaviour noted
Device: Shower tap - IPv10: ae44-ffc...ce-d24e
Time: 7:24
Event: Coffee machine reports coffee pot removed
Device: Coffee maker - IPv10: 1e23-45a...fe-64f9
Part 1 - Comprehension