The Lineup: The World's Greatest Crime Writers Tell the Inside Story of Their Greatest Detectives

by Otto Penzler

  Some changes were made. The setting was moved to the Pacific Northwest (to get Canadian financial incentives). The character of the police chief was simplified. The degree of action was reduced. Rambo was allowed to live (although in an early version of the film, he did die). Perhaps most important, the character was softened. My Rambo is furious about his war experience. He hates what he was forced to do, and he especially hates that he discovered he had a skill for killing. It's the only thing he knows how to do, but he's a genius at it, and in the novel, when the police chief keeps pushing and pushing, Rambo finally explodes, almost with pride in the destruction he can accomplish.

  Not in the movie. Concerned that the character might not be sympathetic, the producers made him a victim. At the start of the film, Rambo walks soulfully to a home near a lake where a black woman hangs washed clothes on a line. Rambo, we discover, is looking for a friend who was in his Special Forces unit, but as the black woman explains, Rambo's friend died from cancer. Agent Orange, a defoliant used by the military in the Vietnam War, killed him.

  After pressing these sympathetic emotional buttons, the script arranges for Rambo to walk into town, where the police chief gives him trouble because he doesn't like the look of him. In the novel, this motivation works because Rambo has the long hair and beard of a hippie, an automatic target for police officers when I wrote the book. But by 1982, ten years after the novel's publication, just about all American men had a long-haired hippie appearance. People in the audience murmured to one another, "What's wrong with the way he looks?" But then the plot got down to business, showing Rambo being harassed by the police, and when the razor came toward him, the book and the movie coincided.

  I was fascinated to see how the same story could be interpreted in different ways, but I became even more fascinated when, three years later, I saw how the 1985 sequel film, Rambo (First Blood Part II), interpreted the character in yet another way, as a jingoistic superhero who rescued American POWs, long rumored to still be in Vietnam, and single-handedly won a second version of the Vietnam War, which had ended with the North Vietnamese invasion of Saigon in 1975. One often-quoted line from the film was "Sir, do we get to win this time?" The obvious implication was that American politicians, influenced by the antiwar protests, had hampered the military's ability to show its full strength.

  President Ronald Reagan made frequent references to Rambo in his press conferences. "I saw a Rambo movie last night. Now I know what to do the next time there's a terrorist hostage crisis." Not surprisingly, the novel was no longer taught in high schools and colleges. The jingoistic Rambo also appeared in 1988's Rambo III, in which he fought Soviet forces in Afghanistan, but this time audience emotions weren't as engaged because the day the movie premiered in American theaters, the Soviets pulled out of Afghanistan. Perhaps they'd heard that Rambo was coming. The political controversies struck me as being ironic inasmuch as I'd made so strong an effort to conceal the politics that had prompted me to write the book.

  The ironies became stronger. In 2001, now an American citizen, I was on a publicity tour in Poland. So many journalists asked for interviews that I met with them for twelve hours in a row. They all spoke excellent English. A woman in her mid-thirties noted that I seemed surprised by all the journalistic attention I was receiving. She told me that I needed to understand the way Rambo was viewed in her country. During the Solidarity years of the late 1980s, when Polish youth protested against the Soviets, the Rambo movies were not allowed to be shown, but illegal videotapes were smuggled in. She said that protesters would watch the movies to fire up their emotions. They would then put on forehead sweatbands resembling the one Rambo wore and go out to demonstrate. In an indirect way, she said, Rambo was an element in the dissolution of the Soviet Union. Her explanation reminded me that in 1989, when the Berlin Wall fell, demonstrators were filmed painting "Rambo" on the wall before they tore parts of it down.

  Rambo's name is in the Oxford English Dictionary. In positive and negative ways, it continues to be part of daily vocabulary around the world. The novel has been translated into twenty-six languages. It has never been out of print. But I didn't expect to see a fourth movie about Rambo. Released twenty years after the previous one, the new film, simply titled Rambo, took the character into one of the most politically repressive and violent regions in the world, Burma, the official name for which is Myanmar. Yet again, my character was reinterpreted, but now, to my surprise, for the first time he was presented in the way that he had appeared in my novel so many years ago: angry and disillusioned. Sickened by violence but knowing that killing is what he does best, Rambo has fallen into despair. He hunts cobras for a snake farm and is so at home with death that he handles them with indifference, just as they seem to recognize a kindred soul and submit to being handled. He spends a lot of time in the rain, trying to cleanse himself of what he has done. People call him "the Boatman," with all the Greek-myth implications of death and the River Styx. During an anguished scene in which he forges a knife to go into yet another battle, he tells himself: "Admit it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. And for that, God won't forgive you."

  In a Rambo movie. Absolutely astonishing. After four films and thirty-six years, the character returned to the tone of his origins in my novel. It felt like old times to see him again.

  CAROL O'CONNELL

  Born in New York in 1947, bred in New England and New Jersey, Carol O'Connell attended the California Institute of the Arts. This was back in the days when it was located not far from LA's MacArthur Park (anarchy heaven of the 1960s). She was a hippie without portfolio (wrong wardrobe, no love beads, no albums of Indian sitar music, and she never bothered to lay out the cash for her own bong). Edging eastward, she completed her studies at Arizona State University, where she earned a bachelor of fine arts degree (the major she had the most credits in when it came time to leave school). O'Connell then moved to Denver, Colorado, regarding it as a largish halfway house between coasts east and west. After a few years as a papergirl for the Denver Post, on to Manhattan. During the early New York years, she earned her living as a freelance proofreader, working at mind-sucking graveyard-shift jobs while doing the starving-artist thing. Upon publication of Mallory's Oracle, the first of ten novels, she was (in her own words) incredibly overpaid, and this enabled her to quit the rent-money gigs. The author also trashed her alarm clock. Now O'Connell goes to bed when she gets tired and wakes up when she's completely finished sleeping.

  She writes every day.

  MALLORY

  BY CAROL O'CONNELL

  In 1994, after my first book was published, I received a fan letter and a great deal of religious material from a woman who wanted to save me from eternal damnation. That was when I realized that I was onto something with my protagonist, who is an officer of the NYPD, a woman, and a sociopath. Call her Detective Mallory or just plain Mallory, neither Miss nor Ms., but never call her Kathy. She likes that chilly distance of the surname.

  Aloof? Perhaps. In Stone Angel, she is likened to a cat:

  The cat hissed and arched its back as Charles's hand moved toward the sugar bowl. Apparently, he had violated some house rule of table manners. Slowly, his hand withdrew from the bowl and came to rest on the table by his cup. The cat lay down, stretching her lean body across the checkered cloth, and the tail ceased to switch and beat the wood. When his hand moved again, she bunched her muscles, set to spring, relaxing only while his hand was still. The cat controlled him.

  Now who did that remind him of?

  The old woman was back at the table. "Don't touch that cat. She doesn't like people--barely tolerates them. She's wild--raised in the woods. When I found her, she was too set in her ways to ever be anybody's idea of tame. She had buckshot all through her pelt and chicken feathers in her mouth. Now that told me, right off, that she was a thief. And she is perversity incarnate. Sometimes she purrs just before she strikes.

  Charles nodded while the woman spoke, and he ticked off
the familiar character flaws as she listed them. Now he peered into the cat's slanted eyes. Mallory, are you in there?

  Miss Trebec bent down to speak to the cat, to explain politely that an animal did not belong on the table when company was calling. The cat seemed to be considering this information, but she left the table in her own time, as though it were her own idea. The tail waved high as she disappeared over the edge.

  It was disconcerting that the animal made no sound when she hit the floor. It crossed his mind to look under the table, to reassure himself that the cat did not float there, waiting to catch him in some new breach of etiquette. Instead he peered into his cup as he stirred the sugar in his coffee. When he looked up to ask his hostess a question, the cat was riding the woman's shoulders.

  (And, after wading through all of that, here is your punch line: A passage from James Joyce's Ulysses inspired Mallory and best defines her in only eleven genius words. Mr. Joyce wrote, "Cruel. Her nature. Curious mice never squeal. Seem to like it.")

  However, like a cat, Mallory seems to have no affinity for these animals. In Dead Famous she had an encounter with New York City's only attack cat, a pathetic creature with nerve damage. When he's in pain, he lashes out at strangers, and this earned him the name Huggermugger, Mugs for short. He was softly creeping up behind Mallory when a tiny squeak of excitement gave him away. Then he paused as their eyes met, and they mutually agreed that she could kill him any time she liked. Mugs, wise cat, retreated to his basket.

  I am nothing like my protagonist. Consequently, I am, in person, a huge disappointment to everyone who expects her and gets me. Mallory is tall, I'm short; she's blond, I'm not; she carries a gun, and I don't. Yet every time I lecture, someone will ask, "Is Mallory autobiographical?" I'm always stunned, but I never harm these people. I say, "No. Mallory is a sociopath, and I'm a nice person.... I'm a relatively nice person." Given that proviso, people generally do not push their luck with the question.

  I blame this on the Germans.

  When I arrived in Berlin on tour with my first book, I was told that a local journalist had written an article that mistook Mallory's Oracle for a rather strange third-person memoir. In every interview, and there were many, I set the reporters straight. Mallory was a work of pure fiction, I said, "Not me. Nothing like me. I'm a wimp." But they preferred the earlier, erroneous version of me, and my correction never appeared in any of their newspaper interviews. To this day, many German people believe that I'm a tall blonde with disturbing defects.

  So where did the fleshed-out Mallory come from? Well, in the usual order of things, she began as a little sociopath. The detective's introduction to the NYPD came at a tender age.

  The haunt of Grand Central Station was a small girl with matted hair and dirty clothes. She appeared only in the commuter hours, morning and evening, when the child believed that she could go invisibly among the throng of travelers in crisscrossing foot traffic, as if that incredible face could go anywhere without attracting stares. Concessionaires reached for their phones to call the number on a policeman's card and say, "She's back."

  The girl always stood beneath the great arch, pinning her hopes on a tip from a panhandler: Everyone in the world would pass by--so said the smelly old bum--if she could only wait long enough. The child patiently stared into a thousand faces, waiting for a man she had never met. She was certain to know him by his eyes, the same rare color as her own, and he would recognize Kathy's face as a small copy of her mother's. Her father would be so happy to see her; this belief was unshakable, for she was a little zealot in the faith of the bastard child.

  He never came. Months passed by. She never learned.

  Toward the close of this day, the child had a tired, hungry look about her. Hands clenched into fists, she raged against the panhandler, whose fairy tale had trapped her here in the long wait.

  At the top of the rush hour, she spotted a familiar face, but it was the wrong one. The fat detective was seen in thin slices between the bodies of travelers. Though he was on the far side of the mezzanine, Kathy fancied that she could hear him huffing and wheezing as he ran toward her. And she waited.

  Crouching.

  One second, two seconds, three.

  When he came within grabbing distance, the game was on--all that passed for sport in the life of a homeless child. She ran for the grand staircase, shooting past him and making the fat man spin. Sneakers streaking, slapping stone, the little blond bullet in blue jeans gained the stairs, feet flying, only alighting on every third step.

  Laughing, laughing.

  At the top of the stairs, she turned around to see that the chase was done--and so early this time. Her pursuer had reached the bottom step and could not climb another. The fat man was in some pain and out of breath. One hand went to his chest, as if he could stop a heart attack that way.

  The little girl mouthed the words, Die, old man.

  They locked eyes. His were pleading, hers were hard. And she gave him her famous Gothcha smile.

  One day, she would become his prisoner--but not today--and Louis Markowitz would become her foster father. Years later and long after they had learned to care for one another, each time Kathy Mallory gave him this smile, he would check his back pocket to see if his wallet was missing.

  So... obviously not one of the more charming sociopaths, the detective rarely feels the need to show her badge in order to gain respect--even in a truck stop:

  Mallory carried her tray to the most remote table, aware that all the truck drivers were smiling her way. Their conversations had stopped, and now they stripped her naked with their eyes. They were so fearless in their sense of entitlement--as if they were ticket holders to a strolling peep show. Oh, if eyes could only whoop and holler. She set her knapsack on the table, then removed her denim jacket and draped it over the back of a chair.

  "Oh, Lord," said a passing waitress.

  Sans jacket, Mallory displayed a shoulder holster and a .357 Smith & Wesson revolver. With the tight unison of chorus girls, the men turned their faces downward, as if finding their plates infinitely more fascinating.

  Problem solved.

  Only the waitress seemed to take the gun in stride, shaking her head, as if the lethal weapon might be some minor violation of a dress code.

  This gambit has also proved useful in finding parking spaces anywhere in Manhattan and for upgrading hotel rooms elsewhere.

  The denim jacket is not part of her usual wardrobe. Shopping at the Gap is Mallory's idea of going in disguise. On a normal workday, she dresses well beyond the paycheck of a civil servant. In her partner's opinion, she delights in leaving the impression that she might be a cop on the take. (This passes for a sense of humor in Mallory's world.) A well-respected art critic once took notice of her outfit.

  Though Mr. Quinn could not see the back pocket of her jeans, he knew a designer's name would be embroidered there. A long black trenchcoat was draped over the shoulders of her blazer, which was cashmere, and her T-shirt was silk. He would have bet his stock portfolio that her curls were styled in a Fifty-seventh Street salon, but not dyed there, for this was that most unusual creature, a natural blonde. In every other aspect of her, a lifetime's experience in stereotyping had failed him. He could not hazard her occupation or her exact status in the world. And then, as she drew closer, he realized that, if it was true that one could read another's soul by the eyes--this young woman didn't have one.

  So, she gets on well with truck drivers and art critics, but she is not overly sentimental about children or puppy dogs. And frail little old ladies should never get between Mallory and a case. This is best illustrated with a grand dame of the New York ballet who mistook the young detective for a prospective student of the dance. Madame Burnstien was small and slight, hardly threatening. Her white hair was captured in a bun, and every bit of skin was a crisscross of lines. The only hand visible through the crack of the door was a cluster of arthritic knots wrapped round the cane.

  "I'm Mallory. I have a
n appointment with you."

  "You are Rabbi Kaplan's young friend?"

  Mallory could not immediately place the woman's accent, but then Anna Kaplan had said that Madame Burnstien hailed from too many countries to call one of them home. In youth, she had danced for the whole earth. Mallory could not believe this crone had ever been young.

  "Rabbi Kaplan said you would see me."

  "I said I would look at you, and I have. You're a beautiful child, but too tall. Go away now."

  The door began to close. Mallory shot one running shoe into the space between the door and its frame. The old woman smiled wickedly and showed Mallory her cane, lifting it in the crack-width to display the carved wolf's head and its fangs.

  "Move your foot, my dear, or you'll never dance again."

  The cane was rising for a strike.

  "Madame Burnstien, you only think I won't deck you."

  The old eyes widened and gleamed. The smile disappeared and her brows rushed together in an angry scowl as the cane lowered slowly. There was exaggerated petulance in her cracking voice. "I like determination, child, but you waste my time. You're still too tall."

  "Everybody's a critic." Mallory showed her the gold badge and ID. "I want to talk to you about Aubry Gilette."

  "I have many students. Aubry was a thousand dancers ago. What do you expect me to remember about one girl?"