Con & Conjure rb-5

by Lisa Shearin

  “Here’s hoping for stunned.”

  I piled the pillows on my side of the bed against the headboard and sat up against it, pulling the sheet up with me. Talking about tomorrow had made me think about Mago, which led me to my family, which made me think about criminals, which led to Rache Kai. Thinking about Rache effectively pulled the plug on my playfulness.

  Mychael didn’t know the landing place for all my mental gymnastics; he just saw that I’d covered up all of my toys. He got the hint that playtime was over, or at least suspended for the time being, and sat up in bed next to me. The seconds ticked by and neither one of us said a word. Mychael probably knew what was wrong. I definitely knew what was wrong. I also wasn’t about to be the one to bring it up. I didn’t want to talk about it, argue, or analyze it—all I wanted was for it, namely Rache, to go away. Preferably without killing anyone.

  The knowledge that Rache was on Mid and Mychael knew that he’d once been engaged to me was kind of like a dragon hulking in the middle of the room. You could try to ignore it, but that didn’t change the fact that it was there, it was big, and it wasn’t going anywhere.

  I’d never been good with tension, so it didn’t take much longer for the dam of words building inside of me to break. “Yes, falling in love with Rache was stupid. I was stupid. I should have known better, known he was lying to me, making a fool—”

  “Raine.”

  “—out of me. I was blind as a bat, and—”

  “Raine.”

  “—he didn’t even—”

  Mychael reached over and hauled me, sheets and all, across the bed to him. His lips closed on mine in a long, deep kiss that made me stop thinking about Rache or criminals. Eventually the contact from his lips lightened into small, teasing nibbles.

  “What was that for?” Air was suddenly in short supply. “Not that I’m complaining.”

  “It’s the only way I can get a word in, and because I wanted to.” He gazed down at me, his sea blue eyes searching my face, reading me. “Raine, being involved with a criminal doesn’t make you one.”

  “It’s not that.”

  “And I don’t love you any less because of it. How could I?”

  It was kind of that. Okay, it was mostly that.

  “He’s an assassin,” I said, “and you’re . . . most definitely not.”

  “Raine, you were young and in love with the man you thought he was. That’s nothing to be ashamed of. So you fell for a guy because he was good-looking, a smooth talker, and treated you like a princess.”

  “But he was a—”

  “And you didn’t know. You also don’t have any reason to worry about us now. I love you, and your ex-fiancé trying to puncture a goblin prince isn’t going to change that.”

  “And you.”

  His brow creased in puzzlement. “And me, what?”

  “He’s trying to puncture you, too.”

  “My plan is to arrest him before he gets another chance.” Mychael lightly ran a finger down my cheek. “His lies hurt you then and he may want to physically hurt you now. I’m going to keep both from happening.”

  “How?”

  “Not all of my Guardians are based in the citadel and in uniform. In fact, a few of them get arrested on a regular basis by the city watch to keep up appearances. They’ll find Rache. In the meantime, I want you to start wearing a mail shirt under your clothes.”

  I laughed. “You mean you’re not going to try to lock me up in your bedroom?”

  His eyes glittered. “Tempting, but unfortunately impossible right now.”

  “We have elves to con and an assassin to catch,” I said. “Which brings up another question. You said Rache has never seen your real face. Is there any other way he could have found out who and what you used to be?”

  Mychael didn’t respond immediately.

  Damn.

  “If you have to think about it then it’s possible,” I said.

  “It’s highly unlikely.”

  “Pardon me if I ignore the ‘highly’ part of your ‘unlikely.’ If Rache even suspects that you’re the same man who kept gold out of his pockets by snatching hits out from underneath his nose, he’ll perch on every building in this city to take you out. That’s probably why he’s trying to kill you.”

  “I’ve always had a target on me, and a few of those times have been from Rache Kai. Incoming bolts and blades come with the job.”

  “That was before the Saghred was part of your job—and me.”

  Mychael made a sound that was something between a sigh and wry chuckle. “We’ve been over this before. Anything that happens to me is not your fault.”

  He pulled the sheet down far enough to plant a light kiss between my breasts. I let out a little gasp.

  “It’s your job,” I managed.

  “Absolutely.” Mychael kissed my stomach.

  “And you enjoy your work.”

  “Most satisfying.” He kissed my belly button.

  “And getting to kick Rache Kai’s ass is—”

  “A welcome bonus.” The tip of his tongue swirled a hot trail around my belly button.

  “But if it hadn’t been for the rock—”

  Mychael looked up at me. “If it hadn’t been for you tricking Sarad Nukpana into touching the Saghred that night in Mermeia, he would have the rock and I’d probably be dead.”

  Along with some of the other people I loved most in the world.

  “It’s been three months since you found the Saghred.”

  I nodded once. “Seems like longer.”

  “Three months is enough time for Sarad Nukpana to have done everything he wanted to do. So all this being your fault turns into you’ve saved every man, woman, and child Sarad Nukpana would have sacrificed, slaughtered, or enslaved if he’d had the Saghred during those three months.” Mychael’s smile was slow and wicked as his fingers traced the still tingling trail of his kisses. “So if you ask me, everyone in the seven kingdoms owes you a big thank you.”

  His kisses went lower. “I’ll thank you now.”

  Chapter 7

  The face looking back at me out of Mychael’s bedroom mirror wasn’t mine.

  I glamoured as soon as I got up, just for practice. I couldn’t leave the citadel looking like Symon Wiggs, but I didn’t want to change into him for the first time just before my meeting with Taltek Balmorlan.

  One of the more useful enhancements the Saghred had done on my previously meager magical skill set was the ability to do an anatomically correct glamour, to make myself look and sound like someone else. The mechanics of doing a glamour weren’t all that difficult, but I’d seen someone get stuck halfway through a transformation a couple of years back, and I knew that failure now would hurt a lot more than my ego.

  I’d studied the banker’s portrait in the scrying crystal. There was no room for a screwup or even a wrong step. Even though Balmorlan had never met Wiggs in person before, he could have seen his image in a scrying crystal just like I did. Balmorlan had to believe without any doubt that I was Symon Wiggs. Failure wasn’t an option; there was too much at stake. Literally everything I had or would ever have was on the line.

  I focused on Symon’s image, committing it to memory little by little, internalizing the smallest detail. When I had it firmly in my mind’s eye, I released the slightest touch of my power into the image in my mind, projecting it outward, feeling the glamour solidify around me.

  I saw Mychael standing behind me, reflected in the mirror. He checked me out from head to toe, started to say something, then stopped.

  “Well, what do you think?” Even my voice was Symon’s. Mago’s spy crystal had sound as well as images, and I’d taken full advantage.

  Mychael made a face. “Don’t take this the wrong way. I still love you, but I just can’t touch you right now.”

  I grinned, and on Symon Wiggs it came out as a smirk. Oh yeah, definitely the kind of guy who would act as a front man for a cartel. “No offense taken. Believe me I won’t be stay
ing in this skin one second longer than I have to.”

  “I just got a message for you from Prince Chigaru requesting a meeting early this afternoon.”

  I meticulously straightened my frilly cuffs. “Inform His Highness that I have a previous engagement.” I smiled Symon’s oily little smile. “Disappointment builds character, something the prince seems to be lacking. Being told no a few times will be good for him.”

  I glanced back in the mirror and straightened the fussy black doublet Mago assured me would look similar enough to the one that Symon wore. I felt his/my chest and grimaced. Then I quickly unbuttoned the front enough to take a look. The man had a bird chest. I flexed my right thigh against my left and then my left against my right.

  “Ah, hell with it.” I pulled my trousers out from my waist and looked down.

  I snorted. Symon Wiggs’s chest wasn’t the only thing that was bird-sized.

  Mychael chuckled from behind me. “That bad?”

  “Well . . . everything’s there, but let’s just say that walking isn’t going to be much different than when I’m myself.”

  “Ouch.”

  I grinned at him. “Wanna see?”

  “I’ll pass.”

  “You’re sure?”

  “Raine, that’s just not done.”

  I put Symon’s trousers back where they belonged, and there was no need to adjust anything when I did. “To have to live with this would just be embarrassing. No wonder Symon’s such a jerk.”

  Noon at the Swan Song gave a whole new meaning to the term “power lunch.”

  The place was wall-to-wall mages packing enough magic to light the entire island.

  Taltek Balmorlan’s elven mages weren’t willing to bond with me and the Saghred out of the goodness of their hearts or any kind of racial loyalty—they wanted money and lots of it. Part of the Saghred’s legend was that it made its bond servants insane. Balmorlan’s mages would be facing the same fate, but for enough money, they’d risk it.

  I was about to find out what Balmorlan was selling to get the money he needed.

  Mago and I were at our table and had already ordered drinks.

  Mine was untouched.

  One, I don’t drink before noon. Okay, you got me there, but I don’t make it a habit, especially when glamoured as a banker about to con an inquisitor who wanted me worse than dead.

  I lowered my voice. “Okay, Mago, let’s hear the high points one last time.”

  My cousin sighed theatrically and rolled his eyes. I knew what the plan was. He knew what the plan was. But I wanted to make sure that what I knew was what Mago was still going to do. My cousin had a tendency to get creative once a scam was underway. I had no problem with spontaneity; I just wanted to know about it first.

  Mychael was right; I definitely had control issues. But I was still alive, so it was a good thing.

  Mago’s voice was loud enough to reach my ears, but no one else’s. “Symon Wiggs told Balmorlan—”

  “Actually, you’ve told Balmorlan.”

  Mago waved a dismissive hand. “Yes, yes, whatever. That I’m here because a transfer of any substantial amount must be authorized by another senior bank officer. And to expedite the process—”

  “And as far as Balmorlan knows, you’re not Mago Peronne, you’re Magar Benick.”

  “Correct.”

  “Doesn’t all that ever get confusing?”

  Mago just stared at me like I’d asked the most ridiculous question ever.

  “Right,” I said. “Of course, it doesn’t.”

  “Do you want to go over this or not? Because he’ll be here any minute.”

  “No more interruptions,” I promised.

  “I’ll believe that miracle when I see it.”

  There was a muffled guffaw from the next table. I turned and saw a red-haired, bearded mage whose robes looked like they’d once been covering one of the restaurant’s windows. The man was big, brocaded, and belligerent. He sat ramrod straight, his bright eyes scanning the room in challenge. I’d seen his type many times before. He liked the way he was dressed, didn’t give a damn what anyone else thought, but wanted nothing more than for someone to insult him and give him an excuse to pick a fight.

  He saw me looking at him and winked.

  I knew that wink, even if it was from another man’s eye.

  It was Mychael.

  Not only was it a perfect disguise, the entertainment potential was virtually limitless.

  I told myself that I could smack him for that guffaw later. A banker turning and hitting a mage in the height of the lunch hour at the most exclusive restaurant on the island would raise a few highbred brows, to say the least. And I had a feeling I’d be raising more than eyebrows before I left; no need to start the show early.

  Mago had ignored the exchange and lowered his voice even further. “I have all the information I need to empty Balmorlan’s account—the one he holds jointly with several partners. The account and access numbers were child’s play to obtain.”

  “Child’s play for you.”

  Mago’s lips twitched in a crooked smile. “That goes without saying. But last month Balmorlan set up a private account, and the naughty boy has transferred more of that money than is probably his into this new account.”

  “His partners would love to hear that he’s stealing from them.”

  Mago meticulously realigned his silverware. “All in good time. Since Balmorlan has no problem with taking their money, I don’t, either. So anything he offers to sell you today, you’ll be eager to buy—but not too eager. Symon Wiggs is known for driving a hard bargain. And to pay for the purchase, I’ll siphon the money directly from Balmorlan’s partners’ account.”

  “We’ll be buying what he’s selling with his cronies’ money. Screwed by his own greed. I love it.”

  Mago nodded once. “The more money he demands, the more he and his partners will lose.”

  “Okay, we’re paying him with his own money. He’ll want it deposited into this new account of his.”

  “Correct.”

  “So . . . how does all this gold end up in your affluent client’s account?”

  “Balmorlan’s new account is private. That means it’s only identified by numbers; there’s no name attached. I don’t know which one is his. I could find out, but it would take too much time. Balmorlan will give you the account transit number to transfer the money. With that I can get everything else I need to empty the contents of his new account into the prince’s.”

  “A goblin prince who wants peace with the elves, not war.”

  Mago took a sip of his drink to hide a small smile. “No doubt his elven partners will be very disappointed in him. And if elven intelligence somehow discovers that he’s funding the enemy, or if his war-monger partners find out he’s donated all of their money to a peace-loving goblin prince . . .”

  I cracked my knuckles meaningfully. “Taltek Balmorlan will be taking a long swim with a rock and rope.”

  “You’re as barbaric as Phaelan.”

  “Thank you.” I toyed with the cutlery, too, most notably the knife which had an acceptably sharp edge. “So instead of merely draining the old account Balmorlan has with his partners as previously planned, we’ll be draining his partners’ account into his new account—”

  “Then emptying the lot of them. Thanks to my colleagues back in D’Mai, there will be an abundant and obvious paper trail, so Balmorlan’s partners will have no trouble discovering exactly where their money went—and to whom that account belongs.”

  I grinned. “His partners will come after him with a vengeance.”

  “No doubt they’ll be extremely upset with him.”

  “And after he gives us the account transit numbers, your banking friends will be able to tell you exactly which bloated account is his—”

  “And will empty every last coin Inquisitor Balmorlan has into a poor, exiled goblin prince’s account.” Mago raised his glass. “Here’s to a generous elven benefactor w
hose largesse will soon be the talk of the seven kingdoms.”

  I clinked my glass to his.

  Mago took and savored a sip. “Now do you understand everything?”

  “I always did.”

  That earned me an annoyed look. “Then why did you make me say it again?”

  “To make sure it hadn’t suddenly sprouted a new twist. Symon doesn’t strike me as the type who would like surprises. I know I don’t. I’ve had enough surprises since this whole crapfest started to last me a lifetime.” Then I remembered something we hadn’t actually covered. “Are we eating lunch?”

  “I beg your pardon?”

  “Lunch. Are we eating?”

  Mago’s expression came perilously close to appalled. “Of course. Inquisitor Balmorlan made the reservations—and he is paying.”

  I grinned. “Then what’s the most expensive thing on the menu?”

  Mago flashed his teeth in a predatory smile. “I have no idea, but whatever it is, I’ll have what you’re having.”

  Three men came in. One was Taltek Balmorlan; the other two were protective muscle. These boys looked like they were good at being big, but that was about it. Speed, either in thought or action, didn’t appear to be a burden that either one carried. However, there were others outside: lean, armed, and alert. The muscle-bound bookends were merely decorative. Balmorlan didn’t expect trouble in here. His elven guards were outside to keep the trouble from coming inside.

  I had news for Taltek Balmorlan—the worst trouble he’d ever had in his life would be sitting right next to him. I felt myself smile. I’d make the bastard curse the day he’d ever heard the name Raine Benares.

  “Symon doesn’t gut business acquaintances with a spoon,” Mago whispered in a singsong voice.

  I looked down in surprise at my clenched hand. A spoon. I knew how to do all sorts of unpleasant things to a man with a spoon. I calmly set it down, reluctantly forced the homicidal grin off my face, and stood to greet the man I was about to ruin.

  Once introductions were complete, we all sat down. Time for small talk. As a result of my newfound vindictive confidence, it was amazing how relaxed and talkative I was.