3 Inspector Hobbes and the Gold Diggers
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Life in Blackdog Street returned to what passed as normal, except that when I took Dregs for a walk, I had to take Denny as well. He proved no better than Dregs at catching squirrels. Then, one raw morning, just after breakfast, when Denny and Mrs Goodfellow were washing up, Hobbes put down his mug and cleared his throat.
‘I’m going away for a while,’ he said. ‘I’m taking Denny home.’
‘OK,’ I said. ‘How long will you be gone?’
‘A while.’
Later that morning, Billy drove them away.
25
With their departure, the house felt empty and quiet. I was often at a loose end and Dregs kept wandering around morosely, as if he’d lost something. Daphne’s visits always consoled him, almost as much as they did me and, after a few days, we settled into a sort of routine. Mrs Goodfellow, to my surprise, wasn’t as upset by Hobbes’s absence as I’d thought she would be.
‘It’s alright, dear,’ she said. ‘A week or two in the Blacker Mountains will do him a power of good.’
He didn’t return in a week or two.
If possible, her cooking reached new heights, as if she was trying to lure the old fellow back, and the result was that Dregs and I, and frequently Daphne and occasionally Sid and Pinky, were exceedingly well fed. Pinky, who’d hit it off amazingly well with Sid, had taken up permanent residence and her tea room, on the site of the unloved Café Olé, was already doing a brisk trade. We enjoyed some fine times and my feelings for Daphne grew, so that, for some time, she occupied my thoughts most of the day and quite a lot of the night.
Halloween came and went, as did Bonfire night and still there was no sign of Hobbes.
I read in the Bugle about Sir Gerald’s trial in mid-November when, having pleaded guilty to theft, conspiracy to rob, assault, arson and attempted murder, he received a substantial prison sentence. Young Rupert Payne, having been diagnosed with serious mental health problems, was detained indefinitely in an institution.
As the end of November approached, Daphne and I were spending more and more time together. One evening, after we’d been to the cinema in Pigton, and were enjoying a cuddle on the sofa in her flat, she pulled away and sat up, looking serious.
‘Andy,’ she said, ‘I would like you to stay the night. What d’you think?’
I was so taken by surprise, I was reduced to making fish faces for several seconds, before I heard myself say: ‘I think I would like that.’
The following day, I moved in with her. I expected Mrs Goodfellow would be upset when I told her. Instead, her eyes twinkled and she spent a good half hour embarrassing me and poking me in the ribs. It was all very trying, but I forgave her on account of all her past kindness, especially when she invited us to a celebratory supper. It was of course the best meal I’d ever tasted, which was saying a lot, and was washed down with a bottle of Hobbes’s best red wine. It made me realise how much I was going to miss her cooking and it said something about my feelings for Daphne that this seemed a fair price to pay.
The next surprising event came the following day when, by chance, I found a job, even if it was only a part-time one. We were at Pinky’s Tearoom and I was telling Sid about our last supper, getting so carried away with enthusiasm for the old girl’s beef and oyster pie that phrases like ‘love in a crust’ and ‘fresh as an ocean breeze’ sprang to my lips.
A young man approached.
‘Hi, Andy,’ he said. ‘Sorry to interrupt you.’
‘Oh … Hi, Phil,’ I said, recognising Phil Waring, who’d been my colleague at the Bugle, and whose life I’d saved when he was about to become an unwilling blood donor to a wannabe vampire. Since then, our careers had diverged. I was unemployed; he was the editor.
‘I couldn’t help overhearing you,’ he said.
‘Sorry.’
‘What I mean is this. Can you write about food as well as you talk about it?’
‘Umm …’ I began, before catching Daphne’s look, ‘yes, I expect so. Why?’
‘Well,’ said Phil, ‘the Fatman is retiring and the Bugle needs a new food writer. How about it?’
‘Great,’ I said. ‘When do I start?’
‘How about next Monday?’
‘Why not? I’ll see you then.’
December arrived with still no word from Hobbes. On Christmas Eve, I went to see Mrs Goodfellow, taking her a little something bought with my first pay. After fighting off Dregs’s friendly exuberance, I was enjoying a cup of tea, while discussing Christmas dinner, to which Daphne and I, Sid and Pinky, Featherlight and Billy had been invited. The old girl was chatting about teeth, while working out how to fit an ostrich-sized turkey into the oven, when Dregs leapt to his feet with a deafening volley of excited barking.
In walked Hobbes, as if he’d never been away.
‘Afternoon,’ he said, pulling up a chair. ‘Is there any tea in the pot?’
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Acknowledgements
Once again, I would like to thank the members of Catchword for their support, guidance and encouragement: Liz Carew, Dr Jennifer Cryer, Derek Healey, Richard Hensley, Nick John, Sarah King, Dr Rona Laycock, Jan Petrie and Susannah White.
I would like to thank Ultimate Proof Ltd for copy-editing and for proofreading, and Cathy Helms at Avalon Graphics for the cover.
Writers in the Brewery and the members of Gloucestershire Writers’ Network have also provided much appreciated support.
Finally, a huge thank you to my family, to Julia, and to The Witcherley Book Company.
WILKIE MARTIN
Wilkie Martin's first novel Inspector Hobbes and the Blood, was shortlisted for the Impress Prize for New Writers in 2012 under its original title: Inspector Hobbes. As well as novels, Wilkie writes short stories and silly poems, some of which are on YouTube. Like his characters, he relishes a good curry, which he enjoys cooking. In his spare time, he is a qualified scuba diving instructor, and a guitar twanger who should be stopped.
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bsp; Born in Nottingham, he went to school in Sutton Coldfield, studied at the University of Leeds, worked in Cheltenham for 25 years, and now lives in the Cotswolds with Julia, his partner of 30 years.
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