Matchmaker

by Lauren Landish

  I guess I’m getting tired of sex that doesn’t mean a damn thing.

  My mood sour, I finish rinsing off and step out of the stall. I’m in the middle of drying off when I realize I left my pants on the bed. I walk into the room while rubbing the towel against my head.

  “Anaconda,” I swear I hear a sweet voice say as I’m about to pull the towel from my eyes.

  Goddamn, I think, seeing the sight in front of me, then my inner voice groans. Oh, no. Not again.

  The towel slips from my fingers as I see a woman dressed in a maid uniform, her eyes as wide as a doe’s as she gazes at me. Fuck. She’s beautiful. Rich brown hair frames big, brown, soulful eyes, a slightly upturned button nose, and ruby pink lips that are soft and plump. The sort of lips that I’d love to have wrapped around my cock.

  My dick twitches as I look over the rest of her. Her uniform has a French maid vibe to it, showcasing her figure and legs that stretch on for days.

  I’m used to seeing beautiful women, but there’s something about this girl that makes my blood heat in a way it hasn’t in a long time.

  “Hi, I’m Gavin,” I say, stepping forward and then stopping. I feel stupid as fuck introducing myself while I’m butt naked. But it can’t be helped. The snake is already out of the bag. There’s no use covering him up now.

  The girl doesn’t reply, her eyes as wide as saucers, her legs trembling. Jesus, she looks like she’ll need a respirator, her chest heaving as her eyes flit to my face, back between my legs, and then back to my face again.

  Her mouth works for a moment as her eyes play ping pong, and I can’t help but grin at the effect I’m having on her. I don’t know why I’m enjoying this, but I am.

  I boldly take a step forward, though I know I shouldn’t. She’s fucking petrified. “You all right?”

  Her cheeks burning red, I hear her mumble, “I’m sorry,” before she turns and runs from the room without looking back.

  For a moment, I’m tempted to go after her, but I don’t. After all, I am naked, and I don’t know where the fucking bathrobe is. But I’m pissed I didn’t get her name. She was gorgeous. And I could see the way she looked at me. I know that look.

  And the image of her looking up at me with those eyes while I push into her body is going to be in my dreams until I make it a reality.

  But she ran from me. I clench my jaw as I think about her plump, pouty lips and her wide eyes as she took in my naked body. My cock twitches again as I remember the lust that flashed in her eyes.

  I decide right then and there that I’m gonna find her. And when I do, I’ll have those sweet lips wrapped around my cock in no time.

  If it’s the last thing I do.

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  (UNEDITED)

  Chapter 6 - Evan

  I’m a watcher. I can’t help it. Ever since I got back from my last deployment, where I spent days in hiding, frozen in mountainside caves or rooftops or wherever the fuck they sent me, staring through the world around me through a scope, I have kept the same habits.

  Don’t engage, don’t draw attention, just lay low and observe and you’ll know more about everyone and everything than you thought possible. I’ve relaxed a bit in the time since I’ve been home, made a few friends that can put up with me running hot and cold, got a big ass bike that draws attention but turns people off from the dirty biker, but I still watch.

  Mostly though, I watch because I still don’t feel like I belong. Sure, TJ puts up with my ass, and old Earl holds out hope for me, but when I walk around town, or when I go to the supermarket, the people I pass just don’t seem to belong to the same species as me. They’re smiling, they’re in that sort of pleasant smartphone-induced haze that’s filled with Facebook updates, manufactured outrage over some people you don’t really give two shits about, and kitten pictures.

  Part of me remembers the time I was about the same. I used to be just a blue-collar kid who liked working with my hands, liked playing football, and had good enough eyes that I had an outside chance at getting a small college scholarship for baseball.

  Quiet and shadowed against the front of my building, I’ve downed two Monsters while I peering into the salon across from me, still caught in my reflections. Why did I join the Army? It wasn’t out of any great desire to wrap myself in the flag and go play soldier boy, I remember that. I’d seen the JROTC crew sweating it out in the parking lot twirling their rifles and shining their helmets while my friends and I sweated just as much in our football or baseball uniforms.

  So why did I join? I guess the answer’s simple, it was something to do to get me out of here. How was I supposed to anticipate spending most of my time outside of basic training in a godforsaken desert? How could I have known what I would see… what I had to do?

  I see the door open and Brad leave, leaving behind McKayla, who’s sweeping up, bending over in a skirt that hugs her every curve like it was custom-made for her. She may be a Pretty Pink Princess, but she’s built like a pin-up queen.

  Hell, I don’t know, she’s a Hollywood girl, maybe it was made for her curvy measurements. She hasn’t made a big deal of her background, I think she’s left that in Brad’s hands, but the rumors have gotten around, and a few people have googled her. Supposedly she’s done some pretty famous shit, not that they advertise who cuts the hair on summer blockbusters.

  After the first Monster, I’m about to go inside for the evening when I see that prick Jaxson striding down the sidewalk and I shrink even further into the shadows so he won’t see me. I stand in the shadows, not moving for another twenty minutes while he chats up McKayla, obviously trying to lay the mack down on her. He even tries sweeping like a dutiful servant before she ushers him out the front door. I have to smirk… I may not know a lot about McKayla, but it’s not the way to impress that woman. She’s the kind that I bet loves to get treated like a queen, but only from a man strong enough.

  My fist tightens against my thigh when I see him lean in to kiss her, but I damn near guffaw out loud when I see her bob and duck away from his advance. Damn, last time I saw moves like that was when Ali was making people look like fools in a boxing ring.

  Good girl. Smart girl, I think. You don’t want to let him in even an inch.

  He walks away, turning back for one more wave, but she stays outside, glancing along the street for a moment. I predict when her gaze will hit the front of the garage and drain the rest of my can, kicking it back to catch the streetlight on the bottom just as she looks over.

  It’s not what I should do, intentionally drawing her attention like that, and honestly I don’t even know why I do it. I just want her to know I’m here. She squints for a moment, making sure her eyes aren’t playing tricks on her. I toss my can to the side, where it rattles as it makes its way into the trash can that TJ insists on keeping right outside the office door… probably because of my damn cans.

  I’m smiling, knowing McKayla’s about to hairflip away again and stomp inside. I’m already focused on her hips, ready for the quick view of her ass in that leopard skirt when I realize that she’s not turning to go inside and instead those curvy hips are getting closer as she struts across the street towards me. As she gets close, my smile turns into a full on grin. “So, wanting to see the bike again?”

  She’s not amused. “Hey asshole, you’re just perving out over here now. Get an eyeful?”

  I smile, but it’s a small consolation. “Evan.”

  Her thunder stolen, she stares at me, confused. “Huh?”

  I raise an eyebrow, and pat my chest in a mocking thump. “You called me asshole. My name’s Evan. Me Evan, you Princess McKayla. Just thought you’d want to know who you’re bitching at. Continue.” I wave my hand in a come on gesture, since while I know I’ve
knocked her back a little, she’s not the kind to stay that way for long.

  She smirks, continuing. “I said… Evan, aka Pervy McPerverson, maybe you should take a picture, it’d last longer.” She eyes me like saying my name is asking her to chug a lima bean juice frappe.

  I smile, and it’s a real one, a rare occurrence these days as I’m struck with a thought. Curious, I ask her, “Maybe one of you trespassing on my bike? How’d that turn out anyways? Get what you needed?”

  It’s the longest string of speech I’ve offered her yet and judging by the shock on her face, she realizes that too. Her sails deflate, and while it takes a little bit out of the sparky sexiness she’s got, it also makes her cuter in a lot of ways. “Yeah, about that. I really am sorry. I did try to ask, and when nobody answered, I meant to just stand in front of it and not touch. I got carried away. I’d say it won’t happen again, but that’d be a lie. My whole life is pretty much me getting carried away by crazy ideas and wild adventures.”

  I huff out a laugh at her honest admission. “So tell me, what’s the craziest idea, wildest adventure you’ve ever been carried away on?”

  She looks up to the sky, like there’s an answer written in the sparks of the stars, humming as she searches her memory. Considering how long it’s taking, either she’s going to lie her ass off, or she actually has gotten into some crazy shit. I’m kinda hoping it’s the second.

  Finally, looking me in the eye, she starts. “Well, I’d say the time I dared to touch a guy’s bike without permission, but maybe that’s not so crazy after all. How about ditching Hollywood and moving to a new town to start a new business when I only know one person in the whole town? Meh, you know that too. Let’s see…”

  She taps her lips with black painted nails that glitter in the street lights, and I feel a long forgotten tingle in my jeans. It’s not that the equipment doesn’t work, but usually the demons are running around too much for me to do anything about it. “Well?” I ask, trying not to laugh. “Let me guess, you went to a club and Leonardo DiCaprio walked in… and walked out ten minutes later with you and every other woman in the club in tow.”

  “Leo?” she asks. “At least give me some credit, it’d take him more than five minutes just for me alone. Six, at least. Anyway, ah… yep, craziest adventure. I once hitchhiked across the state line to Nevada, just a backpack of snacks and a hundred bucks to my name. Rode with a truck driver on the way there, and a group of bikers on the way back. In hindsight, they might’ve been a motorcycle club, but I didn’t care at the time. They were just going the right direction.”

  My eyes go wide, that’s a bit wilder than I’d thought. Maybe even bordering on stupid. “What was in Nevada? Hitting the slots with that hundred?”

  McKayla leans in to whisper like she doesn’t want anyone to hear, even though we’re alone on the darkened street. “I went to a Prince concert.”

  I realize how close she is and my heartbeat picks up as I look at her. “All that for a concert? Must’ve been some show.”

  She leans back, eyes meeting mine, and grins. “That’s not the crazy part. The crazy part is that I hitchhiked with a trucker and biker gang to Vegas and back for a Prince concert alone…” She pauses for dramatic effect, “when I was sixteen. And lived to tell the tale. It was fun and I was damn lucky.”

  Alright, not bordering on stupid, past the line of stupid. But at least she seems to recognize how insane it was. “That’s a dangerous adventure. Hope you’re a little smarter about your escapades now.”

  She smirks at me, tilting her head in a way that sends another tingle down my spine. “Sometimes yes, sometimes no. You only live once, so I’m going for it, balls to the wall. Speaking of, come on.” She grabs at my hand, lifting her chin towards her salon. “That mop of yours needs a damn trim.”

  I’m a little stunned. Nobody willingly touches me these days, everyone’s too scared of the growling, ticking time bomb that I am to even approach me. I’m surprised some people don’t ask to see my rabies tag.

  But she just takes my hand like it’s no big deal. Crazy and wild, indeed. I’m curious what she’s up to, so I follow, prowling across the street with her. She pulls open the salon doors, leading me inside and walks up to a wall in the reception area. “Well, you wanted to see it, there you go.”

  I can’t really see this angle from my shop-front, so I look around and see what she’s talking about. The photo of her posed leaning over my bike looks like something that you’d find on one of those old motorcycle calendars, Miss July because she’s so damn hot. But whoever did the filtering and printing did a lot to up the class level a notch, making it classy and not trashy. The black and white coloring gives it a vintage feel, highlighting the curves of her body and my bike.

  I instantly memorize it because it’s probably the hottest thing I’ve ever seen and I know I’ll be jacking off to that image later tonight.

  I turn towards McKayla, giving her a low whistle. “I don’t wanna sound rude, but you look sexy as fuck in this picture. Maybe I should’ve let you take a few more with my bike before running you off.”

  If I thought she’d be turned off by my lack of finesse, I’m dead wrong because she moves in close, rising up to her tiptoes in those damn high heels to press her lips to mine.

  It’s sultry and heated, even as her lips simply move against mine, not begging entry, just enjoying the moment. She breaks contact, leaving my lips burning and looks into my eyes. “Well, Evan? You going to be rude some more?”

  Before I know what I’m doing, I grab her around the waist, kissing her back forcefully, pulling her body in tight to press against mine, her glorious mix of soft curves and firm flats making my heart race. My cock lets loose a battle cry that I haven’t felt in a long time, raging to full hardness in my jeans as I reach down to knead her ass.

  She lets out a whimpering sigh of delight and I take advantage, slipping my tongue in to tangle with hers. It feels like sparks are flicking against my skin everywhere we touch as our lips work at each other. She slips a hand up to my hair, threading the strands through her fingers and gently pulling me even deeper.

  Her other hand claws at my back, those manicured nails scratching my shoulder blade deeply. The flash of pain wakes me up and I pull back, resting my forehead against hers, my breath coming in pants as I try to recover. McKayla’s breathing is even heavier, her eyes wild. “What’s wrong?”

  I take her arms in mine and nudge her away to look her in the eye. “You don’t want to do this. Crazy and wild adventures might be your thing, but I’m not an adventure you want to try out. You’ll just get yourself hurt. I’m a damn nosediving plane, just trying to stay steady and praying I don’t pancake when I hit rock bottom. And fucking the new chick across the street damn sure isn’t gonna make my life any easier.”

  I step back, still trying to shake off the effect she’s had on me. My body is crying out, no part of it louder than my cock which is screaming at me to turn the fuck around and go back, it’s forgotten what a real woman feels like!

  I ignore it, using the last little scrap of decency left in me to keep my feet pointing in the right direction. Walking out the door, I hear her behind me. “Bye… Evan.”

  Chapter 7 - McKayla

  “And so anyways, John was like, I saw this on Netflix when I was thinking the whole time, ‘uh-huh. You’ve just been watching porn again.’ So I turned to him and said if you think I’m gonna put my mouth anywhere near--”

  I tune out the chatter, trying desperately not to focus as another one of my customers seems to want to treat a haircut like a chance to engage in some free sex counseling or something. Maybe it’s our image. The sexy picture of me on the motorcycle probably doesn’t help, even if it is fucking awesome. But with Brad and I being a little more… out there than the average person around here, and our natural flirtatious natures, people think we’re sex experts or something.

  I wish. Right now, the only thing going through my mind is fuck me running. Or stan
ding, or lying down, or sitting. Or basically any damn way that doesn’t involve the police. Since kissing Evan a few days ago, riding that man to oblivion is all I can think about.

  I’ve gotten through the days, I’m still seeing customers virtually back-to-back all day. I really haven’t had time to count my lucky stars, but Brad was right last week, we might need to look at hiring another pair of hands around here. Front desk, clean up, even another stylist. I remind myself as Mrs. Alameda in front of me keeps going on about her husband.

  While the hustle has helped me from going nuts, more than once Brad has got me daydreaming as I stare out the window across the street. I haven’t told him why yet, but he’s smart, he knows. He just hasn’t said anything yet, but he knows I like men like Evan. And motorcycles. And bad boys on motorcycles….

  Speaking of, I glance up to stare out the window and across the street, straight into his garage. It didn’t take me long to figure out that by putting my clients in the first chair on the left side, I could keep track of the big doors on the shop. And it only took me about five minutes after they opened Monday morning that I realized we have a clear shot to see inside as they work on cars. Can I get an amen for beautiful weather?

  Right now I’m taking advantage of what is being dropped right into my lap. And I’ll admit that maybe, just maybe, I’ve been watching like the pervert I accused Evan of being.

  I finish up with Mrs. Alameda and swipe her card before standing behind the counter and look out across the street during the ten minutes I’ve got open in my schedule. Evan’s working on a truck right now it looks like, his muscular arms flexing as he turns some sort of wrench while taking the rear tires off.

  I hear Brad tsk behind me. “Girl, are you at it again?”

  I smile, turning just my head to answer. “Hell to the yes, I am. Hey, I see there’s another guy over there working on a car. Who do you think he is?”

  Brad sighs, looking to the heavens as he comes over from his station, probably for strength to not wring my neck. He looks out the window for a moment, then shrugs. “Considering your boy told me he owns the shop with his brother, and that guy is a younger, sweeter looking version of your asshole boytoy obsession, I’d lay bets that he’s the brother. I’m brilliant at deduction like that, just call me Sherlock fucking Holmes.”