Anaconda: A Sexy Romantic Comedy

by Landish, Lauren

  “Victoria?” my mother exclaimed with some surprise.

  “Mom?” I asked in disbelief.

  The man at her side grinned. He was dressed in a suit that looked even more expensive than the one Tyler wore. “Who is this pretty young lady?”

  My mother regained her composure. “James, this is Victoria, my daughter.”

  James walked forward and grabbed my hand. “You have your mother’s beauty,” he said to me.

  I glanced at Tyler as a strange feeling washed over me. Something about this was all wrong. I knew this was too good to be true.

  “Thank you,” I replied, a slight blush coming to my cheeks. “You’re too kind.”

  Tyler was the first to figure it out. “Wait a minute,” he said. He looked at my mother, then back at me, his eyes going wide. “If this is your daughter, then that means I’m Victoria’s . . .”

  “Stepbrother,” I whispered in horror.

  Chapter 10

  Victoria

  Tyler walked back into his bedroom, a towel wrapped around his waist, his rippling abs moist from a recent shower. I laid in his bed, breathing in and out, recovering from a powerful orgasm.

  “So what happens now?” I asked him. “We can’t continue on like this.”

  Tyler looked at me, and I found it hard to keep my eyes from straying down to his waist. “What do you mean?” he asked.

  “You're my stepbrother,” I said. “Neither your dad nor my mother will approve of our relationship. They don’t believe it’s proper.”

  Tyler scowled. “Fuck what’s proper. I've never obeyed the rules before, and I'm not about to now.”

  “But not when it comes to something like this.”

  Tyler walked over and sat on the bed next to me, and his towel slipped down several notches. “I’ll make them get a divorce.”

  I sat up in the bed, shocked. “What?”

  Tyler grabbed my hand and placed it on his chest. Beneath it, I could feel his heart beat. “If it’ll make you feel better about being with me, and if it will take away the taboo aspect, I’ll do it.”

  I stared at him, horrified. “You can’t do that!”

  “Why not? From what you say, your mother hasn’t been very kind to you, and shit, my dad hasn’t been anything but an asshole to me. So what’s the big deal? They’ve screwed us over, and they’re both standing in the way of what we want.”

  “I just can’t do that,” I said.“I’d never forgive myself.”

  Tyler became quiet. “Do you want to be with me or not?” he asked finally.

  “Yes.”

  “Okay then.” His lips found my neck, and I could only resist for one second before I gave in to his advance. “Either they’re going to accept us, or I’m going to destroy them.”

  Chapter 11

  Victoria - Two Weeks Later

  “Either they’re going to accept us, or I’m going to destroy them . . .”

  I let out an explosive breath, my limbs wracked by powerful tremors, and clenched the bed sheets tightly beneath my nails. Wave after wave of pleasure hit me and I arched my back to the ceiling as Tyler’s relentless mouth sucked on my overflowing mound.

  “That was explosive.” I sighed when it was over, relaxing back onto the bed. A droplet of sweat dropped from my forehead onto my exposed breasts, and I shivered at the goosebumps that covered my flesh.

  With a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, Tyler looked up at me from in between my legs, an impish smile on his face, his lips wet from his meal. Oh, that smile. A smile that could break a million hearts. A smile that had stolen mine.

  “There’s more where that came from,” Tyler assured me with confidence.

  His deep baritone caused a stirring below, despite what he’d just done to me. But a deep ache warned me that I couldn’t handle much more of what he could dish out.

  “Oh no,” I moaned weakly, “I don’t think I can take anymore. Not yet.”

  Tyler’s grin grew wider as he reared up from between my legs, displaying his chiseled torso that glistened with sweat, and wiped my juices from his chin in one smooth motion. “Seriously? I went easy on you, babe.”

  Despite my trepidation at a second round with Tyler, I was filled with overwhelming excitement over his lust for me. I’d never had a man want me so fully and utterly. Never.

  It was still hard to believe that Tyler, an incredibly handsome, rich and eligible bachelor, would want plain old me. Me, a simple girl struggling to make ends meet, working for a ruthless, power-hungry fashion designer who would discard me as soon as I was no longer of any use to her.

  What was even more unbelievable was the fact that he was my stepbrother. My stepbrother. The words sounded alien to me. The events that had led to this startling revelation were almost too much to process.

  In the week since we’d been discovered by our parents, Tyler had gotten into several vicious arguments with his father over our relationship. In the meantime, I avoided my mother, who I’m sure had it out for me as well. I still couldn’t figure out how my mom got a billionaire to marry her, but I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised. She was always good at swindling.

  Either way, I wasn’t going to listen to her views on my relationship with Tyler, just like I never let her dissuade me from fashion. The fact that he happened to be my stepbrother really didn’t matter to me. I mean, it’s not like we’d grown up together. Besides, I was angry with her for abandoning me in my time of need.

  There was just one problem with my defiance—being with Tyler would most definitely cause disruption in his company. If he’d had trouble before, I could only imagine what he would be up against now.

  Tyler had told me that he wasn’t going down without a fight, assuring me that everything would work out in the end.

  Still, I had my doubts. Related by marriage aside, maybe our relationship really wasn’t for the best. Tyler was a known womanizer. I could be the flavor of the week. Was it really worth being involved in a scandal for someone who would discard me when they’d had their fill of me?

  Better yet, was the drama worth the damage that our relationship was sure to cause to my career?

  Tyler straddled me, bending forward to plant a steamy kiss on my lips. I would’ve protested—after all, he still had my juices all over his lips—but I couldn’t deny the intensity of his advance.

  “Come on,” he urged after he pulled back, leaving me breathless. “I’m sporting some serious wood here.”

  I stared into his pleading eyes, my heart flipping within my chest. God, he was so handsome. So fucking sexy.

  And a fucking heartbreaker, a little voice said in the back of my head. Sure to break mine.

  It wasn’t the first time that annoying little voice had reared its head. But it was hard to listen to the warnings of that voice when every molecule in my body screamed in need for this man. This sexy beast. My body refused to resist him.

  “A word of caution, Miss Young. Keep messing with Tyler and you’ll likely find yourself without a job. And after everyone finds out you were Tyler’s whore, you’ll only find work on the street corner with the looks you have.”

  For some reason, Charles Whitmore’s smug face and insulting words popped in my mind right then, giving me the strength to push Tyler away.

  “Good God! The time,” I breathed, scrambling out from under a visibly disappointed Tyler and gathering my clothing scattered on the floor. “Christine is going to kill me. I’m going to be late.”

  Tyler sat up in the bed. “Just don’t show up.”

  I paused, my bra in my hands, staring at Tyler with disbelief. “What?”

  His eyes roved over the curves of my body, making me feel like a piece of meat.

  “I’ve been thinking. How would you like to work for me?”

  My jaw dropped. “Me?” I gasped incredulously a second later.

  Tyler gave me that boyish grin that seemed to make me want to follow him to hell and back and enjoy every moment of it. “It would be the pe
rfect opportunity for the both of us. You get to leave that demanding diva who treats you like shit, and I get to piss everyone off at the same time.” He grinned wider, flashing his perfect, white teeth. “A win-win.”

  I should’ve flat out said no. “I-I don’t know,” I stuttered.

  “Come on. I could use a smart-mouthed, hot babe like you to keep me in line.”

  “Is that what you really think of me? A smart-mouth?”

  Tyler grinned. “Among other things, but yes.”

  He could insult me and make me love him for it. “Jerk.”

  “Seriously, though. I don’t make offers like these lightly.” By the tone in Tyler’s voice, I could tell he was dead serious. He really was offering me a job. “In fact, I’ve never offered anyone a job without going through the proper channels.”

  I paused, pondering the gravity of the situation. Though I’d love nothing more than to march into to Christine’s office and tell her off, quitting my job with her would mean the end of my career in fashion. She would see to it. One didn’t simply up and quit on Christine Finnerman.

  “But my career . . .” I began to protest.

  “I could help you with that.”

  I placed a hand on my hip and raised my brow skeptically. “How? What could you possibly know about fashion?”

  “Not much.”

  “Okay then.”

  “But I don’t need to. That’s what you’re for. I have the money to fund any projects you might want to work on to get your name out there.”

  The breath left my lungs. “You’d do that?” I asked in disbelief. “For me?”

  Tyler nodded. “If you do as I ask.” He scratched absently at his abs. “The way I see it, with my resources and your brains and knowledge of the industry,” he shrugged, his voice gaining excitement as he continued speaking, “who knows? Maybe we can start a new company and I wouldn’t need my father’s approval. I could leave Armex and let it collapse in on itself.”

  I nearly swooned as the endless possibilities rolled through my mind. I can’t believe it, I thought. This seems too good to be true. And you know what they say about that.

  “We’ll obviously have to work out the details,” Tyler said, watching me intently while I stood there involved with my thoughts. “But I think we can make it work.”

  “So in the meantime, let’s say I do come work for you. How much will you pay me?”

  “Double whatever you’re making now.” Tyler paused to glance down mischievously, “and there are benefits.”

  My heart began pounding inside my chest. This has to be some sort of a dream, I thought, ready to pinch myself to see if I was truly awake. Tyler was offering me everything I could ever hope, or dream of . . . my own career and the man of my dreams.

  “What about our parents?” I managed to ask through the turmoil rolling through my mind. “Won’t my coming to work for you complicate matters even further?”

  “Don’t worry that pretty little head of yours. I’ll take care of it,” Tyler said with utmost confidence. He got up from the bed, rising like Poseidon from the sea, his magnificent body robbing me of breath. He walked over to me, wrapping his powerful arms around me. “Trust me on this,” he breathed as he delivered a peck on my neck, causing the internal heat in my body to shoot up, his breath hot on my neck. “I’ve got it covered.”

  Walking through that door and never coming back is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

  Jonathan’s unbidden warning screamed at me to run out and never look back.

  The next kiss nearly made me melt into his body, making me want to beg right then and there for him to take me again.

  Run! Run far, far, far away, an errant thought cried.

  And I almost did. I almost gathered the strength to push away and run. But another seductive nibble and a deft caress of my side melted any rational thought of defiance away, and I swooned as I allowed him to dip me backward and he covered my neck with passionate kisses.

  Who do I think I’m fooling? He’s a god. My God.

  Tyler had me, hook, line and sinker.

  “I’m in,” I breathed.

  Chapter 12

  Victoria

  After leaving Tyler’s, I practically burned rubber to make it to work. One, because I couldn’t wait to see the expression on Christine’s face when I told her to eat shit and die, and two, I was thrumming with excitement over Tyler’s proposal.

  I can’t believe it. That door that I’ve been waiting for has swung open! Not quite the way I’d planned, but I’ll finally be free to live out my dreams!

  I quickly found my usual parking space and rushed on my way. Jubilation swirled through me as I strutted inside Christine’s swanky building, a giant smile on my face, my heels clicking against the floor.

  “What’s got you so chipper today?” a familiar voice behind me demanded as I reached the elevator. “Don’t you realize you’re late?”

  I swirled around, only to see April peering at me suspiciously with a stack of dresses in her hand. She looked extra cute today with her hair swept up into a side pony tail, a pale blush to her cheeks and her eyelids covered in colorful shadow. Besides that, she looked practically stuffed inside the black pants that were a size too small for her. The sad thing was that she was already a size two. That’s the kind of messed up crap girls did working in this industry and for Christine, who was notorious for making the girls around here feel terrible about their weight, myself included.

  A smile spread across my face. “Who cares?”

  April raised an eyebrow, staring at me like I’d lost my mind. “Excuse me? Christine is going to have your ass for breakfast.”

  “Fuck Christine.”

  April reared back. “Whoa. What the hell has gotten into you?”

  Staring at April’s shocked expression, it became too much. I burst out laughing hysterically.

  “What is going on?” April demanded in concern when I doubled over, choking with laughter. “Are you on something?”

  “I can’t breathe,” I choked, gasping for breath.

  April repositioned the dresses she was holding in one arm and then pounded me on the back. After several rib aching moments, I was finally able to get myself under control.

  “What the hell?” April persisted, peering me up and down as if the real me had vanished and had been replaced with some nut from the psych ward. “Do I need to call for help or something?”

  “No. I’m fine.”

  “Well it doesn’t seem like it,” April muttered, unconvinced. “I’ve never seen you act like this before.”

  “That’s because I’ve never been this happy in my entire life!”

  “What do you mean? What’s going on?”

  “I’m quitting!”

  April gaped. “What?”

  I grinned. “It’s my last day working for the unbearable witch. The only thing I’ll miss is you and Gabe, but I’m sure we’ll still talk from time to time.”

  April frowned. “Vicky . . . are you sure about this? You’re basically giving up your career if you walk out on Christine.”

  “No, I’m not.”

  “You’re not? You must have really lost your mind then. Christine will make sure you never work in fashion again. You know as well as I do that she has a penchant for being vindictive.”

  “I won’t need Christine’s referrals. I’ll be able to make my own work.”

  April peered at me warily. “Oh yeah? How’s that? You’re just starting out in this business with virtually no contacts. How in the world do you expect to get the resources to become successful?”

  I smiled sweetly as the elevator door opened. “Tyler Locklin.”

  “What? Tyler Locklin—Vicky, what have you gotten yourself into?”

  “Sorry, April. Gotta’ go. I’m itching to tell the witch what I’ve been wanting to say for months. I’ll be sure to stop by and tell you and Gabe bye before I leave.”

  “Vicky, wait! You’re making a very big mistake
!”

  The elevator doors slid closed on April before she could finish her protest. I really didn’t know why she was bothering. I was done with Christine for good.

  On the top floor, ready to kick ass and take names, I marched purposefully to Christine’s office and kicked her door open.

  Seated at her desk with a man who looked vaguely familiar standing behind her, Christine jumped, startled by my brazen entry.

  What the hell am I doing? I thought in a moment of panic.

  “Victoria!” Christine barked with surprise. “What on earth do you think you’re doing marching in here like that?”

  “Shut up!” I snapped.

  I can’t believe I just said that, I thought, my heart pounding wildly within my chest.

  Deafening silence descended upon the room, and the man standing behind Christine turned white with shock.

  He probably thinks I’m crazy, talking to the queen of fashion like that, I thought, trying to quell my trembling limbs.

  “Pierre, will you please allow me to deal with this . . . problem,” Christine said quietly after a stunned moment.

  “Certainly.” He bowed his head with respect to Christine and walked out of the room, shaking his head as he passed me.

  Christine centered her burning eyes on me like a hawk. “What did you just say to me, young lady?”

  “I said shut up,” I repeated.

  “Do you realize who you’re talking to?”

  I giggled, fighting the tremors of anxiety rolling through my legs. Despite my anxiousness, I felt powerful. I was finally going to be free, and it felt good to be able to tell the witch what I’d been wanting to say since my first day on the job. “Sure I do. An unbearable, miserable, narcissistic, old hag who is so unhappy with her dull life that she makes a career out of giving young girls poor self-esteem issues.”

  “How dare you!” Christine raged, jumping to her feet and gripping the edges of her desk with rage, her eyes blazing.