Jock: A Secret Baby Sports Romance

by Irons, Aubrey

  Now what.

  * * *

  “This is insane!”

  I’m staring at the hotel manager across the check-in desk, feeling the heat flood into my face as she patronizingly shakes her head at me.

  “Ms. Ames, I’m sorry, but we can’t charge a card that’s been declined.”

  It’s the fourth time she’s said it, and it’s been getting less and less apologetic in tone with every run-through.

  “It’s my fiancé’s credit card.”

  You know, technically.

  “That may be, Ms. Ames, but the card has been reported stolen.”

  That fucker.

  I feel humiliated, standing there in the same freaking cocktail dress I wore the the night before - the one I slept in - holding my shoes like some sort of walk of shame tragedy. There’s a line forming behind me, and I can feel the eyes of the people waiting to check-in glaring at the back of my head.

  The concierge sitting awkwardly between the manager and I at the front desk console swallows thickly and smiles weakly at me. “Ms. Ames, if you have another card, we could-”

  “Goddamnit, I don’t have another-!”

  I clamp my mouth shut mid-shout, feeling my face turn absolutely crimson.

  “I don’t have another card,” I say, quietly this time.

  My phone buzzes in my clutch, and I shoot another evil look at the manager before I yank it out and feel my blood pressure go through the damn roof when I see who’s calling.

  “You have got to be fucking kidding me, you fucking-”

  “Now now, Natalie, let’s be adults here.” Vince’s voice on the other end of the line has my lips tightening to thin white lines across my mouth, my hand clenching in a fist tight enough to hurt at my side.

  “Vince,” I say sharply, taking a deep breath. I’m not ‘thinking of the good times’ or ‘holding onto what we had’ or anything other bullshit line I’m sure he’s about to feed me. Because all I can see is her. All I can see is my own pride being swept way - and me allowing it to happen.

  “They’re not going to let me stay here if you report my credit card as stolen.”

  He chuckles, and I swear to God I almost throw the phone through the etched glass doors of the hotel.

  “Well, Natalie, it’s my credit card, to be fair-”

  “Which is mine to use-”

  “For expensive hotel rooms and bar tabs after embarrassing me at the gala?”

  My head’s spinning.

  I embarrassed him - this is literally how he’s looking at the situation.

  “Vince-”

  “Here’s how this is going to work, Natalie,” he says abruptly, cutting me off. “I’ll pay for your silly night on the town, okay? I’ll cover the bill for last night, if…”

  I grind my teeth together. “If what.”

  “If you just come home, and we can put this silly thing behind us.”

  This time, I do make the scene I never wanted to make, when the entire lobby gasps in shock as I scream. I wind my arm back, every intention of putting my smartphone violently through the plate glass door of the hotel entryway, when suddenly there’s a hand on my wrist, stopping me.

  “What if we didn’t do that, princess.”

  I jerk my head around at the sudden grip on my arm and the familiar voice in my ear.

  Austin.

  I blush bright red as I realize the man I never actually expected to see again - the man who got the full brunt of my drunk recklessness and shattering of inhibitions - is standing right in front of me. It’s like that moment when you say goodnight to a friend after dinner, only to realize you’re both parked in the same lot.

  Only, you know, roughly ten-thousand times more embarrassing, given the context of our last exchange.

  “Um, hi.”

  Um, hi?

  I cringe inside as the words fall from my lips before I can stop them. So much for years of training in polite conversation and etiquette.

  “Ms. Ames?”

  The harping voice of the hotel manager tears my attention away from the gorgeous man still standing in front of me, still holding my wrist in his hand.

  “Ms. Ames, the card has been reported stolen, and I’m afraid I need to-”

  “You know what, why don’t you just put it on mine. I’m checking out anyways.”

  I whirl back to Austin, narrowing my eyes suspiciously at him. “Hang on, no one asked you to do that.”

  He smiles quickly at me before looking back at the concierge over my shoulder. “The last name is-”

  “Oh, of course Mr. Taylor, right away sir,” the guy at the computer says quickly, tapping away at his keyboard.

  How the hell does everyone know this guy?

  I peer at him, furrowing my brow and suddenly trying to figure out if I know him from the movies or something.

  “Mr. Taylor, you’re all set!” The guy behind the desk is beaming at Austin with stars in his eyes. And I’m about to demand an answer as to what the hell is going on, and where the hell he gets off playing Superman like this, when he immediately takes my arm again and starts to pull me right out the door of the hotel.

  “Okay, stop.” Outside at the valet stand, I finally yank my arm out of his grasp, taking a step back and crossing my arms over my chest. “What the hell was that in there?”

  He scowls. “The words you’re looking for are actually ‘gee, thanks’.”

  “No one asked you to play money-bags in there and buy my damn hotel room.”

  “And a good thing they didn’t,” he says with a smirk, that thick Texan accent dripping like honey. “Cause with that fucking attitude, I’d probably have kept my damn mouth shut.”

  I glare at him as the valet brings a sleek black sports car of some kind around to the hotel door. “I don’t need your help.”

  “Says the girl holding her shoes who - unless I’m confused - was about to get herself arrested for credit card fraud?”

  “It’s my fiancé’s card, actually,” I snap. His brow shoots up, and for some reason I feel the need to follow it up. “Well, ex-fiancé, or, whatever.”

  He blinks and then shakes his head at me as he brings a hand up to push his fingers through the sexy mop of dark hair on his head.

  God, why did I feel the need to think of his hair as sexy?

  “Well, that all sounds super interesting, princess, but why don’t you hop in.”

  He nods at the black sports car idling next to him, and I give him a look.

  “Uh, pass.”

  He grins. “Got something better to do?”

  I roll my eyes. “Because I don’t even know you?”

  Austin smirks at me. “You know me well enough to shove your tongue down my throat.”

  My jaw drops. “I did no such thing!”

  Suddenly, there’s a commotion from the front doors of the hotel, and I turn to see a cluster of what look like security guards, with the hotel manager pointing wildly in my direction.

  “Yes, that’s her! The card owner called back and-”

  “Get in the car, princess.”

  I glance back at the three men in uniform stalking towards me, looking at me like I’m maybe as crazy as I look in my rumpled cocktail dress, still wet hair, and heels in my hands, before I turn back to the cocky, grinning man leaned against the side of his sports car like temptation on wheels.

  “Okay, fine.”

  I climb in and he rolls his eyes as he ducks around to the driver’s side and slips behind the wheel. I gasp as the car screeches away from the hotel, tires squealing as I clutch at the arm rest and try and get my seatbelt on.

  “Where are we going?”

  Austin grins and raises a brow at me. “You like ice-cream?”

  “Huh?” I scowl at him, feeling my pulse racing almost as fast as the car at the very experience of letting go like this - of literally letting myself get driven away by a strange and gorgeous man from the scene of a crime.

  “Great, I know a good spot.”

/>   “Hang on, where-” I gasp as he yanks the car around the next corner and takes us roaring towards the freeway.

  6

  Austin

  This is a weird fucking morning.

  I leave tire marks as I peel the Aston Martin Vanquish out of the hotel turnaround, grinning as she shrieks and clutches at the door-handle before scrambling for her seatbelt. I’ve always been a muscle car guy from when I was growing up, but you try getting a check for forty million bucks and not spending it on the most ludicrous, most cutting edge sports car you can find.

  But like I said, it’s been a weird fucking morning. I spent half the night before camped out in my hotel room - the room I got when it was clear I was in no shape to drive home - mulling over the cluster-fuck of media attention, of prying eyes, and of Derek’s new rules that have become my life here in the spotlight. Half the night plowing through half a bottle of whiskey wishing I was as invisible as I’d been before becoming the fucking darling of the media zoo.

  Well, no, scratch that. I hadn’t wished to be invisible, just maybe slightly less visible than I was now. College-level visible would be nice right now.

  Half the night buried in the minibar of my room, thinking of how hard I’ve worked to get to where I am, and knowing damn well how fucking stupid it would be to throw that away for a hummer from the junior commissioner’s daughter and a pending DUI.

  Derek’s idea is fucking ludicrous, but it honestly might save my ass. Also my career’s ass, and my bank account’s ass.

  Except Derek’s idea involves a portfolio full of…what, ‘professional fake wives?’ Jesus Christ, that’s a hard no. Going through a damn resume and picking some girl based off what I can’t even imagine are criteria for a job like fake wife sounds depressing as shit. It’s medieval is what it is.

  Yeah, I’m willing to humor the idea of Derek’s plan, but I’m doing it my way. And my way does not involve resumes and headshots and fucking references.

  Oh, and the other half the night? I smirk to myself. Well shit, the other half the night I’d spent thinking about the crazy girl in the little black dress who’d rocked my damn world with that kiss. I’d been up ‘til fucking dawn thinking of those honeyed lips tasting vaguely of gin and the promise of something wild. Those big blue eyes - the ones that looked right through me and didn’t seem to give a fuck who I was, or what news headlines I’d commanded that day.

  Okay, in fairness, it was more her somehow having no fucking idea who I was than the ridiculous notion of “looking through who I was”, but who’s counting.

  Like I said, it’s been a weird fucking morning.

  * * *

  “Ice cream?”

  I shrug at the disheveled girl in the passenger seat - disheveled, I might add, in the most alluring way freaking possible.

  “Yeah, ice cream. It’s this frozen dairy thing you eat out of a-”

  “Yeah, no, I know what ice cream is.”

  I grin at her. “Well good, we’re on the same page.”

  She gives me a look, arching a brow at me.

  “What’s wrong with ice cream?”

  “Nothing, it’s just-”

  “Awesome? It’s just awesome?”

  “It’s ten in the morning.”

  I shrug. “We could go get a beer instead.”

  Natalie’s face scrunches up as she grimaces. “Ugh, hard pass.”

  “Ice cream it is, then.”

  She rolls her eyes and turns to look out the side window, and I shake my head again at the idea that she doesn’t even know who I am. I was willing to chalk it up to her being drunk, or me being out of place in that bar last night, but as the morning played out to this very moment, it’s becoming more and more obvious that I was right the first time.

  She legitimately has no idea who I am, and shit is that refreshing.

  * * *

  We drive in silence before I pull up to the road side ice cream spot out by the beach. Natalie gives me a strange look, but still doesn’t say anything when I pull on a baseball hat and big sunglasses before stepping from the car.

  I grab a cone - her, a cup - and head over to this little picnic table way off to the side away from everyone. For the fourth time that morning, I catch myself staring at her. Damn is she gorgeous. She’s got this broken Cinderella look going on, and not just because of the party dress, half-wet hair, and those heels she’s still carrying around instead of wearing. She’s got class, and poise, however hungover she is, that much is obvious. This girl comes from somewhere and something important.

  “You need someone who fits the part…someone classy, someone with poise.”

  Derek’s words from our ridiculous conversation rattle through my mind as I watch Natalie eating her ice cream with a plastic spoon, licking at it daintily - furtively. It’s almost hot, in this weird sexy way, but also fucking hilarious to watch.

  “You’ve done this before, right?”

  She frowns. “What, eat ice cream? Yeah, of course.”

  “You sure about that?”

  She stops, licking strawberry from her pink lips before narrowing her eyes at me.

  “Look, why do you keep stepping in?”

  I snort. “Hey, eat it however your little heart desires, princess.”

  “No, I mean, why do you keep stepping in and trying to save me?”

  I frown at the word “keep”, like this is some routine thing I’m doing to the point of annoying her.

  “Well, last night I was watching a douche get handsy with a cute, drunk looking girl at a bar.”

  She blushes.

  “And today, because why not. You looked like you were getting shafted, so I ‘stepped in.’”

  She raises a brow at me, like she’s trying to figure me out. “You paid twelve-hundred dollars for my hotel room.”

  “I did.”

  She frowns. “What are you, a finance guy or something? Investor?”

  I laugh and shake my head, turning to look out at the Pacific crashing down on the beach before glancing down at my inked arms. “Do I look like a finance guy?”

  “Are you in the movies or something?”

  I laugh again, taking a big lick of my mint chocolate chip and chuckling.

  This is amazing.

  Somehow, I’ve found the one and only hot girl in LA who has zero interest in sports, or the guys who play them. Somehow, I’ve found a girl who looks this good, and isn’t running some creepy game of trying to get a sport-star millionaire to knock her up.

  I haven’t talked to someone in years who didn’t know who I was, or wasn’t trying to get something from me because of it, and it’s refreshing.

  I ignore her sleuthing. “So, you want to tell me what this morning was?”

  “None of your business?” She tosses back easily.

  “Oh I think its worth about twelve-hundred bucks, actually.”

  She grins, rolling her eyes. “Fine.” She takes a deep breath and blows the air out messily through her soft lips. “My shitbag of a fiancé cheated on me, I left, and then he cut off my only credit card. How about that?”

  Well, damn.

  “Yeah, no, that wins.”

  Natalie makes a face. “Great, what do I win?”

  “A twelve-hundred dollar hotel room and a cup of strawberry ice cream.”

  She burst out laughing, and I grin at the change it has on her face. She’s glowing instead of glum, and those piercing blue eyes shine as the laughter trickles from her lips.

  This is fun. Of course, she’s gorgeous, which certainly doesn’t hurt, but there’s something about this girl that makes me let go a little - something that makes me drop my usual guard. And any other girl in this situation would look like the walking definition of a walk of shame. Except somehow, she looks totally classy and utterly at ease sitting on the boardwalk eating ice cream in her cocktail dress from the night before.

  Barefoot, hair messed up, and smudged eyeliner, and this girl somehow looks downright fucking elegant.

/>   Elegant, classy, cultured.

  I cough, clearing my head as I stare at her, trying to push Derek’s voice out of my head. “So, what are you going to do now?”

  The smile drops from her perfect lips, and the glow that was at least momentarily there starts to fade.

  Nice move, ass.

  Natalie shrugs. “Truthfully? I’ve got no idea.” She snorts. “I’m flat broke and out a fiancé, so back to the drawing board I guess.”

  I frown. “Don’t you have a job or something?”

  “No.”

  I arch a brow. “And how’d you manage that?”

  She rolls her eyes. “By being from the world I come from.”

  I laugh. “And what world is that?”

  “Snooty, rich, and closed-off?”

  You need someone wholesome, someone cultured - someone unknown and outside the public spotlight.

  Technically it’s Derek’s idea from last night. But the idea that hits me like a damn lighting-bolt right there on the boardwalk is doing it my way.

  Because right there, like a perfect pass, a hole in the defense, or a play you can read a mile away, the solution to it all presents itself. She needs money, and I need someone like her. No, scratch that. Not someone like her, someone fucking exactly like her.

  She’s still talking, saying something about her mother, but I’m not really following as the dots start to connect in front of my eyes.

  You can’t ACTUALLY proposition someone like this.

  Can you?

  I grin, thinking of all the crude, dirty, and straight inappropriate shit I’ve said to girls over the years.

  By that scale, asking one to fake marry me for money really is pretty tame in comparison.

  Natalie shrugs in front of me, dropping her spoon into the paper cup on the picnic table in front of her. “Anyways, for now I guess I’ll go stay at a friend’s-”

  “So, I might have a job for you.”

  She blinks as I cut her off, frowning at me. “What?”

  This is a terrible idea…this is a truly stupid idea.

  I don’t know this girl at all, aside from thirty whole minutes of conversation and knowing how her tongue tastes against my lips. I don’t know a damn thing about her, or her family, or really even if she’s some sort of ax murderer.