I AM NO T A S E RI AL KI L L E R

by Dan Wells

  Crowley climbed into his own car, started it, and drove away. No one had come. He'd gotten away with it. He'd faced two armed policemen, and come away without a scratch—in better condition, in fact, than when he'd started. The evidence was gone, and what evidence was left behind all pointed to someone else. As soon as he drove out of sight, I ran hack to my bike and pedaled as fast as I could in the other direction—the last thing I wanted was for someone to find me there and link me to the crime. How could anyone stop this demon? He was virtually unkillable, and too strong and clever even for the police. They'd done everything they could, used all of their training and skill— they'd riddled him with bullets, for goodness sake—and now they were dead. Everyone who'd seen Crowley tonight was dead. All except me. That was stupid. What could I do? Tip off more police, and lead them to their deaths like I'd led these two? They were dead because of me—Crowley had killed them, but only because I forced him into it. He'd only wanted to kill one man tonight, and because of my meddling, two more were rotting in the trunk of a car. I couldn't do that again. It would have been better, perhaps, to leave him alone, to let him kill at his own pace—one per month instead of three in a single night. I would not be responsible for any more deaths. Except he wasn't killing just one per month anymore—his last victim had been less than three weeks ago. He was speeding up—maybe his body was falling apart more quickly. How long before it became one per week? One per day? I didn't want to be responsible for those deaths either, not if I could prevent them. But how? I stopped pedaling and sat on my bike in the middle of the street, thinking. I couldn't attack him—even if I had a gun, I'd seen how stupid that idea was. If two policeman, trained in combat, couldn't kill him, then I certainly couldn't do it. Not like that. ' The monster behind the wall shifted, awake and hungry. I can do it. No. No? Maybe I could. That was what I was afraid of, right? That I'd kill somebody? Well, what if the somebody I killed was a demon? Wouldn't that be okay? No, it wouldn't. I controlled myself for a reason—the things I used to think about, the things I built that wall to prevent, were wrong. Killing was wrong. I wouldn't do it. But if I didn't do it, Mr. Crowley would, again and again. “No!” I said aloud—angry at myself, angry at Crowley. Get angry! Let it out! No. I closed my eyes. I knew I had a dark side, and I knew what I was capable of—the same things that all the serial killers

  I'd read about and studied were capable of. Evil. Death. The same things that Crowley was capable of. I didn't want to be like him. But if I stopped when I was done, I wouldn't be like him. If I stopped him, and then stopped myself, nobody else would have to die. Could I stop myself? Once I tore that wall down, could I rebuild it? Did I even have choice? I might be the only one who could kill him. The alternative was to tell somebody, and if that led to any innocent deaths at all, even one, then it was a worse alternative. It would be better to kill him myself. It would mean less death, and less pain, for everybody. No one need suffer at all, except Crowley and me. If I did it, I'd have to be careful. Crowley was a creature of pure power—too powerful to confront head-on. The tactics I had studied, the killers I could emulate, specialized in crushing the weak, overpowering those who could not defend themselves. I threw up suddenly, turning my head and retching onto the road. Seven people dead now. Seven people in three months. And he was speeding up. How many more would die if I didn't stop him? I could stop him. Everyone had weaknesses, even demons. He killed because of a weakness, after all—his body was falling apart. If he had one weakness, he would have more. If I could find them and exploit them, I could stop him. I could save the town, and the county, and the world. I could stop the demon. And I would. No more questions, no more waiting. I made my decision. It was time to tear down the wall, to throw away all the rules I'd created for myself. It was time to let the monster out. I got back on my bike and rode home, tearing down my rules as I went. Brick by brick, the wall came down, and the monster stretched its legs, flexed it claws, licked its lips. Tomorrow, we would hunt. 10 We woke the next morning to a fresh fall of snow— barely an inch, but all the excuse I needed. It was a lazy Sunday morning, but I crossed the street at eight o'clock, shovel in hand. Crowley's car was in the driveway,

  dusted with snow, and I stopped in surprise when I realized that the bullet hole in the back corner had been replaced by a massive, crumpled dent. The lights had been shattered, and paint was chipping away in jagged flakes. It looked like he'd been in a car accident. I studied it a moment longer, wondering what had happened, then walked to the porch and rang the bell. Mr. Crowley himself answered the door—cheerful, human, and looking as innocent as a man could possibly look. I'd watched him kill four people over the last month, but even so I almost doubted—just for a second—that a man like him could hurt a fly. “Mornin', John, what brings you—well I'll be, it did snow. Can't get one past you, can they?” “No they can't.” “Well, there's hardly anything out there,” he said, “and we don't need to go anywhere today. Why don't you just leave it, and we'll give it a. chance to drop some more before you go to all the trouble. No sense in shoveling twice.” “It's no trouble, Mr. Crowley,” I said. “Who's that at the door?” called Mrs. Crowley, bustling into view from elsewhere in the house. “Oh, good morning, John. Bill, get away from the door, you'll catch your death!” Mr. Crowley laughed. “I'm fine, Kay, I promise—not even a sniffle.” “He was up all night,” said Mrs. Crowley, wrapping a coat around his shoulders, “goodness knows where doing goodness knows what, and then he tells me he crashed the car. We'd better have a look at the damage, now that it's lighter out.” I shot a glance at Mr. Crowley, who winked and chuckled. “I slid a bit on the ice last night, and she thinks it was a communist plot.” “Don't make fun, Bill, this is—oh my word, it's worse than I thought.” “I was out driving last night,” said Mr. Crowley, stepping out to join us on the porch, “and slid on the ice out by the hospital—went right off the road and into a cement wall. Best place to do it, though—a handful of nurses and doctors were right there in seconds to make sure I was okay. I keep telling her I'm fine, but she gets worried.” He put his arm around her shoulders, and she turned to hug him. “I'm just glad you're all right,” she said. Assuming he'd disposed of the body properly, the bullet in his car was the last bit of evidence that might have linked him to the killings, but he'd taken care of it admirably. I had to give him credit, he was very good at covering his tracks. All he'd really had to do was pull out the bullet and slam that corner of the car into a wall hard enough to hide the previous damage. Doing it at the hospital had been especially smart—he now had a whole group of witnesses who thought they knew exactly what happened to his car, and if push came to shove,

  they could also testify that he'd been on the opposite side of town from the murders. He'd buried the evidence and given himself an alibi at the same time. I turned to look at him with new respect. He was clever, all right—but why now, and not before? If he was so smart, why did he leave the first three bodies out where anyone could find them? It occurred to me that maybe he was new at this, and only just now learning how to do it well. Maybe he hadn't killed that man in Arizona after all—or maybe there had been something different about that killing that hadn't prepared him for these. “John,” said Mrs. Crowley, “I want you to know that we appreciate everything you do for us—we can't turn around these past few weeks without finding you there to help.” “It's nothing,” I said. “Nonsense,” she said. “This is one of the worst winters in years, and we're too old to get through it alone—you've seen how Bill's health comes and goes. And now something like this, well, it's good to know our neighbors are watching out for us.” “We don't have any children of our own,” said Mr. Crowley, “but you're practically like a grandson to us. Thanks.” I stared at them both, studying the signs of gratitude I'd come to recognize in them—smiles, clasped hands, a few tears in the corners of Mrs. Crowley's eyes. I expected sincerity from her, but even Mr. Crowley seemed touched. I hefted the shovel and started clearing off the stairs. ,./ “It's nothing,” I sai
d again. You’re a sweet boy," said Mrs. Crowley, and they both went inside. Somehow it felt appropriate that the only person who thought I was sweet was a woman who lived with a demon. I spent the rest of the morning shoveling their walks and their driveway, and thinking about how to kill Mr. Crowley. My rules kept popping into my mind, unbidden—they were too ingrained to leave without a fight. I thought about different ways of killing him, and immediately found myself saying nice things about him. I ran over his daily schedule in my head, and immediately felt myself straying to other topics. Twice, I actually stopped shoveling and turned to go home, subconsciously trying to distract myself from becoming fixated. My old rules would have told me to ignore Mr. Crowley for a full week, as I had forced myself to ignore Brooke, but things were different now, and the rules had to go. I'd been training myself for years to stay away from people, to root out any attachments that tried to form, but all of those barriers needed to come down; all of those mechanisms needed to be turned off, or stowed away, or destroyed. It was creepy at first—like sitting very still while a cockroach climbs onto your shoe, up your leg, and under your shirt, and

  not brushing it away. I imagined myself covered with roaches, spiders, leeches, and more, all wriggling, probing, and tasting, and I had to stay motionless, and let myself become completely accustomed to them. I needed to kill Mr. Crowley (a maggot crawling onto my face), I wanted to kill Mr. Crowley (a maggot crawling into my mouth), I wanted to cut him open (a swarm of maggots crawling all over me, burrowing into me)— I spit them out and shivered, coming back to reality, standing on the sidewalk and pushing away the snow. This would take a while. “John, come in and have some chocolate!” It was Mr. Crowley, calling from the open door. I finished the last few feet of sidewalk, and went in to sit at their kitchen table and smile politely and wonder if cutting Mr. Crowley open would even work. I remembered the gash in his belly when he'd stolen the drifter's lungs, sealing itself closed like a Ziploc bag. He could heal himself back from a barrage of gunshots. I smiled again, took another sip of chocolate, and wondered if he could regrow his head. Dark thoughts filled the rest of my day, and one by one, I tore my rules apart. When I went to school the next morning I felt haggard and terrified—like a new person in an old body that barely fit. People glanced over me, ignoring me just as they always had, but it was a new pair of eyes that looked back, a new mind that watched the world through this alien shell. I walked through the halls, sat through my classes, and stared at the people around me as if seeing them for the first time. Someone shoved me between classes and I followed him the length of the hall, imagining what it would be like to take my revenge slowly, piece by piece, while he hung from a hook in the basement. I shook my head and sat down on the stairs, breathing heavily. This wasn't right; this was what I'd fought against all my life. Children streamed by like cattle in a slaughterhouse, like blood in a web of arteries. The bell rang loudly and they disappeared like roaches, scattering and swarming into their holes. I closed my eyes and thought about Mr. Crowley, That's why you're doing this, that's who you want. Leave the rest alone. I took another deep breath and stood up, wiping clammy sweat from my forehead. I had to go to class. I had to be normal. Halfway through class, the principal summoned all teachers to a special meeting. My English teacher, Ms. Parker, returned fifteen minutes later, paler than I'd ever seen a live body. The room fell silent as she came in, and we watched her walk slowly to her desk, and sit down heavily, as if the weight of the entire world was on her shoulders. It had to have something to do with the killer. I worried for a moment that Crowley had already killed again, and I'd missed it, but no. It was too soon. They must have found the policemen's bodies. After a minute of deathly silence, no one daring to speak, Ms. Parker looked up.

  “Let's get back to work.” “Wait,” said Rachel, one of Marci's best friends. “Aren't you going to tell us what's going on?” “I'm sorry,” said Ms. Parker, “it's just that I got some very bad news. It's nothing.” She squinted as soon as she said it, her eyes red, and I wondered if she would start crying. “It sounds like all the teachers got very bad news,” said Marci. “I think we deserve to know what it was.” Ms. Parker rubbed her eyes and shook her head. “I should be handling this better. That's why they told the teachers first—so we could make it easier for the rest of you. I'm obviously not doing a very good job.” She dried her eyes and looked up. “ Principal Layton just informed us that two more bodies have been found.” There was a collective gasp from the students. “The bodies of two policemen were found in the trunk of a car downtown.” Brooke wasn't in my class this period, and I wondered if her teacher was sharing the same news. How would Brooke react to it? “Is it the same guy?” asked a kid named Ryan, two rows behind me. “They think it is,” said Ms. Parker. “The . .. wounds... on the victims seem like the first three. And it had the same . . . stuff, the black stuff.” “Do they know the policemen's names?” asked Marci. She was white as a sheet. Her dad was a cop. “It wasn't your dad, honey. He's the one who found the car and called in the report.” Marci burst into tears, and Rachel got up to hug her. “Did the killer take anything from the bodies?” asked Max. “I really don't think that's appropriate, Maxwell,” said the teacher. “I bet he did,” grumbled Max. “I know this is hard,” said Ms. Parker. “Believe me, I . . . well, I'm as shaken up as you are. We only have one school counselor, and anyone is free to go talk to her if you want, but if you want to talk to me, or go to the restroom, or sit quietly . . . or we can talk about it as a class. ..” She hid her face in her hands. “They said that we shouldn't worry—that the pattern is consistent, or something—I don't know how that's supposed to comfort you, and I'm so sorry. I wish I knew what to say.” “It means that his methods haven't changed,” I said. “They're worried that we'll think he's getting worse, because two bodies were found this time instead of one.” “Thank you, John,” said Ms. Parker, “but we don't need to dwell on the ... criminal's methods.” “I'm just explaining what the cops meant,” I said. “They obviously thought it would make us feel better.” “Thank you,” she said, nodding. “But he did kill two this time,” said Brad. He and I used to be friends, when we were little, but it had been years since

  we'd done anything together. “How can they say his methods haven't changed?” Ms. Parker thought for a moment about what to say, but stared back blankly. After a moment she turned to me. I was the expert. “The point they're trying to make,” I said, “is that the killer still has himself under control. If he were killing a different type of victim, or if he were killing more viciously, or more frequently, it would mean that something has changed.” All eyes were on me, and for once they weren't scowling or sneering— they were listening. I liked it. “See, serial killers don't attack randomly, they have specific needs and mental problems that shape everything they do. For whatever reason, this guy needs to kill adult males, and that need builds up and up until he can't control it, and he lets loose. That process takes about a month, in his case, which is why we've had one victim per month.” It was all lies—he was killing more frequently, and he wasn't a regular serial killer, and his need was physical instead of mental—but it was what the police were thinking, and it was what the class wanted to hear, “The good news is, this means he won't kill anyone in this room.” Until he gets desperate and you happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. “But there were two victims,” said Brad again. “That's twice as many people this time—that seems like a pretty big difference to me.” “He didn't kill two people because he's getting worse,” I said, “he killed two because he was stupid.” I didn't want to stop talking—I was still too delighted that people were actually listening. I was talking about what I loved, and nobody shut me up, or said I was a freak; they wanted to hear it. It was a rush of power. “You've seen the way he just leaves his bodies there for anyone to find—he probably just jumps them at random, grabbing the first guy to pass by, killing him, and running off. This time that guy happened to be a cop, and cops have partners, and h
e realized too late that he couldn't kill one without killing them both, if he wanted to get away with it.” “Shut up!” yelled Marci, standing up. “Shut up, shut up, shut up!” She threw a book at me, but it went wide and clattered against the wall. Ms. Parker leapt up to stop her. “Everybody calm down,” said Ms. Parker. “Marci, come with me—get her bag, Rachel. That's right, let's go.” She put her arms around Marci, and led her carefully to the door. “The rest of you stay here, and stay quiet. I'll be back as soon as I can.” They left the room and we sat there for several minutes, first in silence, then in low murmurs of private conversation. Someone kicked my chair and told me to stop being a jerk, but Brad leaned close to ask me question. “Do you really think his methods are staying the same?” asked Brad. “Of course not,” I said. With Ms. Parker gone I could get a little more vivid in my discussion. "He used to kill one defenseless