Damn, It Feels Good To Be a Banker
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* These three groups are indeed distinct, as it’s impossible for an Asian girl to be either fat or in Theta.
* Number of times working in finance has led to a career at Louis Vuitton: 0 (but don’t tell them that).
* There are a few males in HR. Do not let them manage your human capital.
*Traders are voracious, eat all the time, and graze throughout the day on free candy sent to them by the New York Stock Exchange. They do not use SeamlessWeb, because McDonald’s and Quiznos are not yet a part of the system.
*This move can’t be implemented by those who work at shitty Banks.
The correct answer: c, d, b, a. Explanation: C gets knocked out early on while trying to buy out the WWF. D loses to B only because B is so strung out on Red Bull he bites D’s jugular. A of course wins based on experience and innate mastery of the figure-four leg lock.
The correct answer: d.
The correct answer: a.
The correct answer: True.
The correct answers:
Barack Obama (short)
Digital Music (long)
Uggs (short)
Shia LeBeouf (long)
The correct answer: 198 pounds (short).
The correct answer: beggar.
The correct answer: b.
The correct answer: c.
The correct answer: c.
The correct answer: e.
The correct answer: Chicago.
The correct answer: c.
The correct answer: d. It is crap pop-lit.
The correct answer: “Buy Side.”
The correct answer: buy bottles.
The correct answer: a,e,d,c,b.
The correct answer: d.
The correct answer: d.
The correct answer: c.
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