The Snow White Christmas Cookie

by David Handler

  Danny peered at her in confusion. “What other guy?”

  “The other guy who was in the truck with them. Big fellow with curly black hair, eyes like a sad cocker spaniel.”

  “I didn’t see anyone like that. Just them two. I rented them Bungalow Six. They parked in back and went in and then…” Danny hesitated, his grayish tongue flicking over his dry lips. “Tommy the Pinhead rolled in a few minutes after that.”

  “So you know Tommy?”

  “I’ve known that bastard since he was a little kid. He used to beat up my nephew because the kid stuttered. Gave him a bruised kidney once in the fifth grade. Poor kid pissed blood for a week.”

  “What happened after he showed up, Danny?”

  “He barged in here demanding to know which bungalow Gigi was in.”

  “Did you tell him?”

  “Damned straight I told him. You think I want to piss blood? He pulled in front of Bungalow Six, got out and started pounding on the door, acting like he was all crazy with jealousy or something. Can’t imagine how he could be, the way that girl sleeps around. She opened the door and they stood out there jawing at each other.”

  “Could you hear anything they said?”

  Danny shook his head.

  “Is anyone staying in the adjacent bungalows?”

  He shook his head again. “Afternoons are quiet here during Christmas season. Business will pick up again soon as New Year’s gets here.”

  “What happened after that, Danny?”

  “He went inside of the bungalow with her and closed the door.”

  “And then?…”

  “A nice, clean-cut young couple showed up. Couple of college kids home for the holiday is my guess. I got them settled into Bungalow One, good and comfy. A few minutes later I noticed Tommy and Gigi pulling out of the driveway in his Trans Am and heading off together.”

  “How long ago was this?”

  “An hour ago, maybe.”

  “And what happened to the fifth Beatle?”

  “Still there, as far as I know. Sleeping one off or whatever. The Tacoma’s still parked around back.”

  Yolie headed right out the door to have a look at Casey’s pickup.

  “Danny, I’m going to need the key to Bungalow Six.”

  “I run a decent place here. I respect the privacy of my guests.”

  “I’m not saying otherwise. But I still need that key.”

  He let his breath out slowly. “Yes, ma’am.”

  She strode across the plowed gravel parking lot, the shadows growing long in the weak late-day sun. It got dark early in the days leading up to Christmas. They were the shortest days of the year. The chill of night was already settling in.

  Yolie met her outside of the bungalow. “There’s nobody in the Tacoma.”

  And nobody was home in Bungalow Six, which was small and sparely furnished. All of the bungalows were small and sparely furnished. People didn’t come to the Yankee Doodle for the ambiance. They were strictly interested in a bed. The bed in Bungalow Six hadn’t been used. A pair of men’s scuffed Wolverine work boots were on the floor at the foot of it, where the covers were slightly rumpled. Otherwise, the quilt was smooth, the pillows plumped, sheets and blanket freshly made. Aside from the boots, no trace of Gigi, Casey or Tommy had been left behind. The ashtrays on the nightstands were clean. The wastebasket was empty. The closet was empty. The bedroom was spotless.

  The same could not be said for the bathroom.

  Blood was spattered all over the floor, sink and walls. More blood was smeared in the bathtub. The shower curtain was gone. So were all of the towels.

  “You just relax, girl,” Yolie said to her as they backed their way carefully out of the bungalow. They didn’t want to compromise any trace evidence. “Don’t jump to any conclusions, hear?”

  Des said nothing in response. Couldn’t speak. Couldn’t breathe.

  I will die. If anything has happened to Mitch I will curl up and die.

  Toni pulled into the parking lot now, hopped out and came charging toward them. “Detective Kinsler’s taken charge of the Rustic Inn crime scene, Loo,” she reported. “Techies just got there.”

  “We have another crime scene in Bungalow Six, Sergeant,” Yolie informed her quietly.

  Toni’s eyes widened. “Is there a body?”

  “Just blood. Lots of it. In fact, here’s a couple of drops right here,” she said, noticing them in the gravel just outside of the bungalow. “There’s no trail though. Just the drops. Sergeant, this entire motel needs to be secured. And we need to find out if this blood’s a match for what’s on that snow shovel at the Rustic.”

  “On it, Loo,” Toni said, reaching for her cell phone.

  “Danny didn’t say nothing to us about any gunshots,” Yolie mused aloud. “Sure didn’t smell like somebody fired off any rounds in there.”

  “No, it didn’t.”

  “So Tommy must have gutted Casey with a knife.”

  “Must have.”

  “And then, let’s see, Danny said Tommy parked his Trans Am out front here, didn’t he?”

  “Yes, he did.”

  “I’m guessing he wrapped Casey up in the shower curtain, popped his trunk and threw Casey’s body in there before he and Gigi took off. That would explain the blood drops in the gravel. Danny never saw it happen—the open trunk blocked his view from the office. Plus he told us he was busy with another couple, didn’t he?”

  “Yes, he did.”

  “That make sense to you?”

  “Perfect sense, Yolie. All except for one thing. Where’s Mitch?”

  “Don’t you worry about him. I won’t let nothing happen to your boy.” Yolie reached for her cell and started thumbing away. “Okay, here’s Tommy’s address. It’s in Cardiff—Dunn’s Lane, number 10A. Know where that is?”

  “I know where it is.”

  “I’ll follow you.” She turned to Toni and said, “Sergeant, this is now a Major Crime Squad case. I need you to coordinate both crime scenes. I’ll be back for you just as soon as I can.”

  “Sure thing, Loo.”

  They started toward their cruisers, moving quickly.

  Danny Rochin came out of the office, his shoulders hunched. “Everything okay?” he asked nervously.

  “Afraid not, Danny,” Yolie replied. “Sergent Tedone has to search all of the other bungalows. Also your grounds and the woods surrounding the grounds. Oh, and Danny?”

  “Yes, ma’am?”

  “You’re going to need a new shower curtain.”

  * * *

  Des floored it up the Post Road into Cardiff with her hands gripping the wheel tight and Yolie hugging her tail. Cardiff wasn’t nearly as affluent a town as Dorset. It had no beaches or marinas. No picture-postcard Historic District. Just a shuttered GM assembly plant, an abandoned thread mill, assorted fast-food franchises and a lot of rundown houses filled with rundown people who couldn’t find work. The roads weren’t nearly as well plowed as they were in Dorset, and the countryside wasn’t nearly as bucolic. Bleak was more like it.

  At Upper Pattaganset Road she made a left and sped past an apartment complex, then a neighborhood of vinyl-sided starter Capes before she passed a frozen lake. Beyond it, the houses were older and saggier. Kids were having a snowball fight out in front of an abandoned farmhouse. The zoning became jumbled after that, which is to say nonexistent. There was a plumbing supply warehouse next to a mobile home park next to an auto wrecking yard. Dunn’s Lane, which was just past that, was a cul-de-sac of tract homes for GM workers that had been built on the cheap in the 1970s before the plant closed down. Now, in what was rapidly becoming Not-the-American Century, it qualified as a Swamp Yankee slum. Junked cars sat on blocks in more than one of the driveways. Plywood boards covered broken windows. And the street was still buried under deep snow. Des doubted that the town plow had made more than one pass through here yesterday. She inched her way slowly along as she looked for street addresses. Behind her, Yolie had kille
d her headlights. In this sort of neighborhood the sight of two cruisers arriving together would send off silent alarm bells up and down the block.

  There were no lights on at number 10. No cars parked out front. As Des eased on by she saw that 10A was around in back—an apartment over the garage at the end of the driveway. There were lights on in those windows, and a car was parked there. She drove two houses farther down the block before she edged over to the snowbank and parked, Yolie right behind her. They got out, closing their doors quietly. A dog barked at them from across the street. They stayed where they were until it fell silent, then made their way quietly up the driveway. As they got closer to the garage they could hear heavy metal music coming from the upstairs apartment. And make out that the parked car was a black Trans Am.

  Des pressed her hand against its tailpipe. It felt warm.

  The wooden staircase up to Tommy the Pinhead’s apartment was on the outside of the garage. It was icy-slick and creaky as hell, but the music was plenty loud and the hand railing held them steady as they inched their way up. When they reached the landing they drew their SIGs and exchanged eye contact in the light from Tommy’s front window. Yolie’s gaze was steady and fearless.

  Quietly, Des tried the doorknob. No good. Locked.

  Yolie, who outweighed her by a solid thirty pounds of muscle, nudged her to one side. Then she took a deep breath and kicked the whole freaking door in. They went in low, guns drawn as “Welcome to the Jungle” greeted them on Tommy’s stereo.

  He and the girl were naked in the bed, Gigi on top, riding him. Tommy’s eyes bulged as he saw them burst through the door. He tossed Gigi aside like a small child and started to reach for the Glock on his nightstand.

  “Go for it,” Yolie urged him as they stood at the foot of the bed with their SIGs pointed right at him. “You’ll be doing the whole world a favor.”

  He froze, then lay back against the pillows with his hands up, his eyes narrow, hostile slits.

  Des turned off the music, her nostrils twitching. It stank in the one-room apartment, a musky smell that was equal parts marijuana smoke, soiled bedsheets and soiled people. A half-eaten pepperoni pizza sat in an open box on the dinette table in what passed for a kitchen. There was a microwave and a minifridge. A work sink filled with dirty dishes. No stove. And not much furniture other than the bed and a beat-up old dresser. Des had seen nicer fleabag motel rooms. Hell, she’d just been in one. It wasn’t particularly warm in there. In fact, it was downright cold. Tommy had nothing more than a kerosene space heater.

  He and Gigi continued to lie there naked. Tommy appeared to spend a lot of his free time in a tanning salon. He also waxed his huge, rippling chest—the better to show off his tasteful swastika and Iron Cross tats. Gigi was so pallid and gaunt it was painful to look at her. Her arms and legs were barely more than sticks. Her skin was blotchy and covered with bruises. She wore a nipple ring in her right nipple. Beneath her belly button she had a tattoo of a cupcake with a glistening cherry on top.

  Her eyes were huge and she was shaking. “I’m f-freezing. You mind if I cover myself up?”

  “Please do,” Yolie said to her with obvious distaste.

  Gigi pulled the top sheet and blanket over them, shivering.

  “What do you bitches want?” Tommy demanded, folding his body builder arms in front of his chest.

  “Where is he?” Des asked.

  “Where’s who?”

  “Mitch Berger.”

  “Don’t know who you’re talking about. This must be some kind of mistake. Me and Gigi haven’t been out all day, except to get a pizza.”

  Yolie aimed her SIG directly in between his eyes. “Try again, Pinhead.”

  He bristled at her. “I don’t like that name.”

  “And I don’t like being jerked around, Pinhead.”

  “Like I just said, we been here all day. Smoked us a little weed, made love. I don’t know what you want from me.”

  “Then let me put it in a language you can understand,” Yolie said. “If you tell us right goddamned now what went down at the Yankee Doodle then I promise we won’t shoot both of you dead.”

  He let out a laugh. “You can’t lay a finger on us. That there’s Resident Trooper Mitry. She has to play by the rules. I don’t know who you are.…”

  “I’m your worst nightmare. An angry black bitch with a loaded gun. You have three seconds to tell us what went down or I start shooting.”

  “I got nothing to tell you. Me and Gigi have been here all—”

  Yolie fired at the wall right next to his head—once, twice, three times.

  Gigi screamed. Tommy just lay there, glowering.

  “Next one goes in your shoulder,” Yolie promised him. “Where is he?”

  “Tell her, Tommy.”

  “Shut up!”

  “Tommy, I swear I-I’m gonna piss myself if you don’t.”

  “And I said shut up,” he snarled, his jaw muscles clenching. “Just forget it, lady. I’m not getting in any trouble.”

  “Fool, you are in trouble.”

  “I think he means in trouble with Slick Rick,” Des said. “Slick Rick’s connected. If Tommy crosses him he’ll wind up in a pork sausage factory somewhere in Providence. The girl, too.”

  Gigi let out a gasp of horror.

  Tommy the Pinhead said nothing. Just continued to glower. It was what he did best.

  Yolie shook her head at him. “You are failing to grasp the reality of your present situation. Your problem is with us. Neither of you will make it out of this apartment alive if you do not give up everything right goddamned now.”

  Gigi started to sob, her heavy eye makeup running down her cheeks in black gobs. “Tommy, please…”

  Yolie aimed her weapon at Tommy’s left shoulder. “Talk.”

  “Lady, I got nothing for you.”

  She fired a shot into the wall that Des swore was less than a half-inch from his skin. “Talk.”

  “I just told you. I got nothing.”

  “Okay, I’m all done playing games with this fool,” huffed Yolie, who never left home without her Smith & Wesson SWAT spring-assist folding knife, size large. There are times when a combat knife can be vastly more persuasive than a SIG. This was one of those times. Yolie squeezed the knife’s thumb release and its razor-sharp four-inch blade sprang open with a click. Then she flung the bedcovers from Tommy and exposed his family jewels. “Hold his legs, girl,” she commanded Des. “I’m going to cut our boy Tommy down to size.”

  Tommy wasn’t without nerve. He lay there sneering with contempt while Des grabbed his legs. And kept on sneering—right up until the moment when Yolie had that scary blade less than six inches from where he and his progeny lived. That was when he began to squirm, his eyes bulging. “Wait, lady!” he roared. “Are you crazy?”

  “There’s an honest difference of opinion about that,” Yolie answered soberly. “But the state shrink cleared me for active duty. Let’s do this, girl.”

  “I said wait!” he protested. “W-What do you want to know about?”

  “Casey Zander,” Des said. “How things went down at the Rustic.”

  “South in a hurry,” he said, his eyes never leaving that knife. “Casey was acting all spooked, okay? Said the law was getting hip to things now that his mom’s boyfriend was dead.”

  “Hip to what things?”

  “That he was stealing meds out of the mail to pay off Slick Rick.”

  “Who was stealing them—Casey or his mom’s boyfriend?”

  “Don’t ask me. I don’t know how blubber boy’s been doing it. Don’t know, don’t care. I just know he was into Slick Rick for big bucks and he’s been paying him off with meds, iPods, anything else he can lay his hands on. He’s been making good, too, until today out in the parking lot of the Rustic he starts whining like a little bitch about how the postal inspectors are grilling him and he’s getting real nervous. I went back inside and told my employer.…”

  “Slick Rick, you me
an?”

  Tommy nodded. “He told me we’ll be toast if the feds start leaning on blubber boy. Casey would give us up in a heartbeat to save his own sorry ass. Slick Rick said to take care of it. I’d just sent Gigi to the Yankee Doodle with Casey to settle him down. Figured I’d follow them there. Except when I got outside there’s some dude crouched by the woodpile watching them drive away. Same dude who was just inside the Rustic asking Steve a bunch of questions. I figured he had to be the one.” He swallowed hard. “Put that thing away, will ya?”

  Yolie held the knife even closer. “The one? What one?”

  “The undercover cop. Slick Rick heard there might be a state narc hanging around. Word gets out.”

  Des felt her stomach tighten. “What did you do about him?”

  “Whacked him over the head with a snow shovel and tossed him in my trunk.”

  “Why did you do that?”

  “I couldn’t just leave him lying there. People would notice him.”

  “No, dumb ass,” Yolie growled. “Why’d you whack him over the head?”

  “Because I didn’t want him following me to the Yankee Doodle. I had business to take care of there. I had no personal beef with the guy but he intruded into my thing. So I did what I had to do.”

  Yolie raised her chin at him. “Of course you did.”

  “Then I drove to the Yankee Doodle, except Gigi had locked the bungalow door.”

  “I always do,” she whimpered. “I told you I was sorry.”

  “Just shut the hell up, will you? I had to pound on the freaking door. Attract all kinds of attention to myself. That’s real smart, isn’t it?”

  “Not here to listen to you two bicker,” Yolie growled, poking at the tender flesh of Tommy’s scrotum with the tip of her knife.

  Tommy held up his hands, shuddering. “Okay, okay. Just take it easy, will ya? When I went in, Casey was sitting on the bed taking his boots off. Still had his clothes on which, believe me, was a good thing.”

  “I hated doing him,” Gigi said. “He was totally fat and he had these acne scars all over his back that were disgusting.”

  “Yeah, like you’d know from disgusting,” Yolie said.

  Gigi frowned at her. “Did you just insult me?”