12 Mike

by Unknown

  Wyatt turned to the other prisoner.

  “You’ll have the worst of it, going in second. He’ll have churned up the mud a bit. Don’t swallow more than you can help, or you’ll go getting typhoid. I expect there are leeches and things there, but if you nip out quick they may not get on to you. Carry on, you chaps.”

  It was here that the regrettable incident occurred. Just as the second prisoner was being launched, Constable Butt, determined to assert himself even at the eleventh hour, sprang forward, and seized the captive by the arm. A drowning man will clutch at a straw. A man about to be hurled into an excessively dirty pond will clutch at a stout policeman. The prisoner did.

  Constable Butt represented his one link with dry land. As he came within reach he attached himself to his tunic with the vigour and concentration of a limpet.

  At the same moment the executioners gave their man the final heave. The policeman realised his peril too late. A medley of noises made the peaceful night hideous. A howl from the townee, a yell from the policeman, a cheer from the launching party, a frightened squawk from some birds in a neighbouring tree, and a splash compared with which the first had been as nothing, and all was over.

  The dark waters were lashed into a maelstrom; and then two streaming figures squelched up the further bank.

  [Illustration: THE DARK WATERS WERE LASHED INTO A MAELSTROM]

  The school stood in silent consternation. It was no occasion for light apologies.

  “Do you know,” said Wyatt, as he watched the Law shaking the water from itself on the other side of the pond, “I’m not half sure that we hadn’t better be moving!”

  CHAPTER IX

  BEFORE THE STORM

  Your real, devastating row has many points of resemblance with a prairie fire. A man on a prairie lights his pipe, and throws away the match. The flame catches a bunch of dry grass, and, before any one can realise what is happening, sheets of fire are racing over the country; and the interested neighbours are following their example. (I have already compared a row with a thunderstorm; but both comparisons may stand. In dealing with so vast a matter as a row there must be no stint.)

  The tomato which hit Wyatt in the face was the thrown-away match. But for the unerring aim of the town marksman great events would never have happened. A tomato is a trivial thing (though it is possible that the man whom it hits may not think so), but in the present case, it was the direct cause of epoch-making trouble.

  The tomato hit Wyatt. Wyatt, with others, went to look for the thrower. The remnants of the thrower’s friends were placed in the pond, and “with them,” as they say in the courts of law, Police Constable Alfred Butt.

  Following the chain of events, we find Mr. Butt, having prudently changed his clothes, calling upon the headmaster.

  The headmaster was grave and sympathetic; Mr. Butt fierce and revengeful.

  The imagination of the force is proverbial. Nurtured on motorcars and fed with stop-watches, it has become world-famous. Mr. Butt gave free rein to it.

  “Threw me in, they did, sir. Yes, sir.”

  “Threw you in!”

  “Yes, sir. Plop!” said Mr. Butt, with a certain sad relish.

  “Really, really!” said the headmaster. “Indeed! This is—dear me! I shall certainly—They threw you in!—Yes, I shall—certainly–-“

  Encouraged by this appreciative reception of his story, Mr. Butt started it again, right from the beginning.

  “I was on my beat, sir, and I thought I heard a disturbance. I says to myself, ”Allo,’ I says, ‘a frakkus. Lots of them all gathered together, and fighting.’ I says, beginning to suspect something, ‘Wot’s this all about, I wonder?’ I says. ‘Blow me if I don’t think it’s a frakkus.’ And,” concluded Mr. Butt, with the air of one confiding a secret, “and it was a frakkus!”

  “And these boys actually threw you into the pond?”

  “Plop, sir! Mrs. Butt is drying my uniform at home at this very moment as we sit talking here, sir. She says to me, ‘Why, whatever ‘ave you been a-doing? You’re all wet.’ And,” he added, again with the confidential air, “I was wet, too. Wringin’ wet.”

  The headmaster’s frown deepened.

  “And you are certain that your assailants were boys from the school?”

  “Sure as I am that I’m sitting here, sir. They all ‘ad their caps on their heads, sir.”

  “I have never heard of such a thing. I can hardly believe that it is possible. They actually seized you, and threw you into the water–-“

  “Splish, sir!” said the policeman, with a vividness of imagery both surprising and gratifying.

  The headmaster tapped restlessly on the floor with his foot.

  “How many boys were there?” he asked.

  “Couple of ‘undred, sir,” said Mr. Butt promptly.

  “Two hundred!”

  “It was dark, sir, and I couldn’t see not to say properly; but if you ask me my frank and private opinion I should say couple of ‘undred.”

  “H’m—Well, I will look into the matter at once. They shall be punished.”

  “Yes, sir.”

  “Ye-e-s—H’m—Yes—Most severely.”

  “Yes, sir.”

  “Yes—Thank you, constable. Good-night.”

  “Good-night, sir.”

  The headmaster of Wrykyn was not a motorist. Owing to this disadvantage he made a mistake. Had he been a motorist, he would have known that statements by the police in the matter of figures must be divided by any number from two to ten, according to discretion. As it was, he accepted Constable Butt’s report almost as it stood. He thought that he might possibly have been mistaken as to the exact numbers of those concerned in his immersion; but he accepted the statement in so far as it indicated that the thing had been the work of a considerable section of the school, and not of only one or two individuals. And this made all the difference to his method of dealing with the affair. Had he known how few were the numbers of those responsible for the cold in the head which subsequently attacked Constable Butt, he would have asked for their names, and an extra lesson would have settled the entire matter.

  As it was, however, he got the impression that the school, as a whole, was culpable, and he proceeded to punish the school as a whole.

  It happened that, about a week before the pond episode, a certain member of the Royal Family had recovered from a dangerous illness, which at one time had looked like being fatal. No official holiday had been given to the schools in honour of the recovery, but Eton and Harrow had set the example, which was followed throughout the kingdom, and Wrykyn had come into line with the rest. Only two days before the O.W.’s matches the headmaster had given out a notice in the hall that the following Friday would be a whole holiday; and the school, always ready to stop work, had approved of the announcement exceedingly.

  The step which the headmaster decided to take by way of avenging Mr. Butt’s wrongs was to stop this holiday.

  He gave out a notice to that effect on the Monday.

  The school was thunderstruck. It could not understand it. The pond affair had, of course, become public property; and those who had had nothing to do with it had been much amused. “There’ll be a frightful row about it,” they had said, thrilled with the pleasant excitement of those who see trouble approaching and themselves looking on from a comfortable distance without risk or uneasiness. They were not malicious. They did not want to see their friends in difficulties. But there is no denying that a row does break the monotony of a school term. The thrilling feeling that something is going to happen is the salt of life….

  And here they were, right in it after all. The blow had fallen, and crushed guilty and innocent alike.

  The school’s attitude can be summed up in three words. It was one vast, blank, astounded “Here, I say!”

  Everybody was saying it, though not always in those words. When condensed, everybody’s comment on the situation came to that.

  There is something rather pathetic in the indigna
tion of a school. It must always, or nearly always, expend itself in words, and in private at that. Even the consolation of getting on to platforms and shouting at itself is denied to it. A public school has no Hyde Park.

  There is every probability—in fact, it is certain—that, but for one malcontent, the school’s indignation would have been allowed to simmer down in the usual way, and finally become a mere vague memory.

  The malcontent was Wyatt. He had been responsible for the starting of the matter, and he proceeded now to carry it on till it blazed up into the biggest thing of its kind ever known at Wrykyn—the Great Picnic.

  Any one who knows the public schools, their ironbound conservatism, and, as a whole, intense respect for order and authority, will appreciate the magnitude of his feat, even though he may not approve of it. Leaders of men are rare. Leaders of boys are almost unknown. It requires genius to sway a school.

  It would be an absorbing task for a psychologist to trace the various stages by which an impossibility was changed into a reality. Wyatt’s coolness and matter-of-fact determination were his chief weapons. His popularity and reputation for lawlessness helped him. A conversation which he had with Neville-Smith, a day-boy, is typical of the way in which he forced his point of view on the school.

  Neville-Smith was thoroughly representative of the average Wrykynian. He could play his part in any minor “rag” which interested him, and probably considered himself, on the whole, a daring sort of person. But at heart he had an enormous respect for authority. Before he came to Wyatt, he would not have dreamed of proceeding beyond words in his revolt. Wyatt acted on him like some drug.

  Neville-Smith came upon Wyatt on his way to the nets. The notice concerning the holiday had only been given out that morning, and he was full of it. He expressed his opinion of the headmaster freely and in well-chosen words. He said it was a swindle, that it was all rot, and that it was a beastly shame. He added that something ought to be done about it.

  “What are you going to do?” asked Wyatt.

  “Well,” said Neville-Smith a little awkwardly, guiltily conscious that he had been frothing, and scenting sarcasm, “I don’t suppose one can actually do anything.”

  “Why not?” said Wyatt.

  “What do you mean?”

  “Why don’t you take the holiday?”

  “What? Not turn up on Friday!”

  “Yes. I’m not going to.”

  Neville-Smith stopped and stared. Wyatt was unmoved.

  “You’re what?”

  “I simply sha’n’t go to school.”

  “You’re rotting.”

  “All right.”

  “No, but, I say, ragging barred. Are you just going to cut off, though the holiday’s been stopped?”

  “That’s the idea.”

  “You’ll get sacked.”

  “I suppose so. But only because I shall be the only one to do it. If the whole school took Friday off, they couldn’t do much. They couldn’t sack the whole school.”

  “By Jove, nor could they! I say!”

  They walked on, Neville-Smith’s mind in a whirl, Wyatt whistling.

  “I say,” said Neville-Smith after a pause. “It would be a bit of a rag.”

  “Not bad.”

  “Do you think the chaps would do it?”

  “If they understood they wouldn’t be alone.”

  Another pause.

  “Shall I ask some of them?” said Neville-Smith.

  “Do.”

  “I could get quite a lot, I believe.”

  “That would be a start, wouldn’t it? I could get a couple of dozen from Wain’s. We should be forty or fifty strong to start with.”

  “I say, what a score, wouldn’t it be?”

  “Yes.”

  “I’ll speak to the chaps to-night, and let you know.”

  “All right,” said Wyatt. “Tell them that I shall be going anyhow. I should be glad of a little company.”

  The school turned in on the Thursday night in a restless, excited way. There were mysterious whisperings and gigglings. Groups kept forming in corners apart, to disperse casually and innocently on the approach of some person in authority.

  An air of expectancy permeated each of the houses.

  CHAPTER X

  THE GREAT PICNIC

  Morning school at Wrykyn started at nine o’clock. At that hour there was a call-over in each of the form-rooms. After call-over the forms proceeded to the Great Hall for prayers.

  A strangely desolate feeling was in the air at nine o’clock on the Friday morning. Sit in the grounds of a public school any afternoon in the summer holidays, and you will get exactly the same sensation of being alone in the world as came to the dozen or so day-boys who bicycled through the gates that morning. Wrykyn was a boarding-school for the most part, but it had its leaven of day-boys. The majority of these lived in the town, and walked to school. A few, however, whose homes were farther away, came on bicycles. One plutocrat did the journey in a motorcar, rather to the scandal of the authorities, who, though unable to interfere, looked askance when compelled by the warning toot of the horn to skip from road to pavement. A form-master has the strongest objection to being made to skip like a young ram by a boy to whom he has only the day before given a hundred lines for shuffling his feet in form.

  It seemed curious to these cyclists that there should be nobody about. Punctuality is the politeness of princes, but it was not a leading characteristic of the school; and at three minutes to nine, as a general rule, you might see the gravel in front of the buildings freely dotted with sprinters, trying to get in in time to answer their names.

  It was curious that there should be nobody about to-day. A wave of reform could scarcely have swept through the houses during the night.

  And yet—where was everybody?

  Time only deepened the mystery. The form-rooms, like the gravel, were empty.

  The cyclists looked at one another in astonishment. What could it mean?

  It was an occasion on which sane people wonder if their brains are not playing them some unaccountable trick.

  “I say,” said Willoughby, of the Lower Fifth, to Brown, the only other occupant of the form-room, “the old man did stop the holiday to-day, didn’t he?”

  “Just what I was going to ask you,” said Brown. “It’s jolly rum. I distinctly remember him giving it out in hall that it was going to be stopped because of the O.W.’s day row.”

  “So do I. I can’t make it out. Where is everybody?”

  “They can’t all be late.”

  “Somebody would have turned up by now. Why, it’s just striking.”

  “Perhaps he sent another notice round the houses late last night, saying it was on again all right. I say, what a swindle if he did. Some one might have let us know. I should have got up an hour later.”

  “So should I.”

  “Hullo, here is somebody.”

  It was the master of the Lower Fifth, Mr. Spence. He walked briskly into the room, as was his habit. Seeing the obvious void, he stopped in his stride, and looked puzzled.

  “Willoughby. Brown. Are you the only two here? Where is everybody?”

  “Please, sir, we don’t know. We were just wondering.”

  “Have you seen nobody?”

  “No, sir.”

  “We were just wondering, sir, if the holiday had been put on again, after all.”

  “I’ve heard nothing about it. I should have received some sort of intimation if it had been.”

  “Yes, sir.”

  “Do you mean to say that you have seen nobody, Brown?”

  “Only about a dozen fellows, sir. The usual lot who come on bikes, sir.”

  “None of the boarders?”

  “No, sir. Not a single one.”

  “This is extraordinary.”

  Mr. Spence pondered.

  “Well,” he said, “you two fellows had better go along up to Hall. I shall go to the Common Room and make inquiries. Perhaps, as you say, t
here is a holiday to-day, and the notice was not brought to me.”

  Mr. Spence told himself, as he walked to the Common Room, that this might be a possible solution of the difficulty. He was not a housemaster, and lived by himself in rooms in the town. It was just conceivable that they might have forgotten to tell him of the change in the arrangements.

  But in the Common Room the same perplexity reigned. Half a dozen masters were seated round the room, and a few more were standing. And they were all very puzzled.

  A brisk conversation was going on. Several voices hailed Mr. Spence as he entered.

  “Hullo, Spence. Are you alone in the world too?”

  “Any of your boys turned up, Spence?”

  “You in the same condition as we are, Spence?”

  Mr. Spence seated himself on the table.

  “Haven’t any of your fellows turned up, either?” he said.

  “When I accepted the honourable post of Lower Fourth master in this abode of sin,” said Mr. Seymour, “it was on the distinct understanding that there was going to be a Lower Fourth. Yet I go into my form-room this morning, and what do I find? Simply Emptiness, and Pickersgill II. whistling ‘The Church Parade,’ all flat. I consider I have been hardly treated.”

  “I have no complaint to make against Brown and Willoughby, as individuals,” said Mr. Spence; “but, considered as a form, I call them short measure.”

  “I confess that I am entirely at a loss,” said Mr. Shields precisely. “I have never been confronted with a situation like this since I became a schoolmaster.”

  “It is most mysterious,” agreed Mr. Wain, plucking at his beard. “Exceedingly so.”

  The younger masters, notably Mr. Spence and Mr. Seymour, had begun to look on the thing as a huge jest.

  “We had better teach ourselves,” said Mr. Seymour. “Spence, do a hundred lines for laughing in form.”

  The door burst open.

  “Hullo, here’s another scholastic Little Bo-Peep,” said Mr. Seymour. “Well, Appleby, have you lost your sheep, too?”

  “You don’t mean to tell me–-” began Mr. Appleby.

  “I do,” said Mr. Seymour. “Here we are, fifteen of us, all good men and true, graduates of our Universities, and, as far as I can see, if we divide up the boys who have come to school this morning on fair share-and-share-alike lines, it will work out at about two-thirds of a boy each. Spence, will you take a third of Pickersgill II.?”