Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set

by Charlaine Harris

  I gaped at him. “What do you mean?”

  “Well, I don’t mean they’re holy,” Eric said. “I mean that the fairies who inhabit the woods identify with the woods so strongly that to hurt one is to hurt the other. So they’ve suffered a great drop in numbers. Obviously, we vampires are not going to be up on fairy politics and survival issues, since we are so dangerous to them . . . simply because we find them intoxicating.”

  I’d never thought to ask Claudine about any of this. For one thing, she didn’t seem to enjoy talking about being a fairy, and when she popped up, it was usually when I was in trouble and therefore sadly self-absorbed. For another thing, I’d imagined there were maybe a small handful of fairies left in the world, but Eric was telling me there once were as many fairies as there were vampires, though the fairy race was on the wane.

  In sharp contrast, vampires—at least in America—were definitely on the increase. There were three bills wending their way through Congress dealing with vampire immigration. America had the distinction (along with Canada, Japan, Norway, Sweden, England, and Germany) of being a country that had responded to the Great Revelation with relative calm.

  The night of the carefully orchestrated Great Revelation, vampires all over the world had appeared on television, radio, in person, whatever the best means of communication in the area might be, to tell the human population, “Hey! We actually exist. But we’re not life threatening! The new Japanese synthetic blood satisfies our nutritional requirements.”

  The six years since then had been one big learning curve.

  Tonight I’d added a huge amount to my store of supernatural lore.

  “So the vampires have the upper hand,” I said.

  “We’re not at war,” Eric said. “We haven’t been at war for centuries.”

  “So in the past the vampires and the fairies have fought each other? I mean, like, pitched battles?”

  “Yes,” Eric said. “And if it came to that again, the first one I’d take out is Niall.”

  “Why?”

  “He’s very powerful in the fairy world. He is very magical. If he’s sincere in his desire to take you under his wing, you’re both very lucky and very unlucky.” Eric started the car and we pulled out of the parking lot. I hadn’t seen Niall come out of the restaurant. Maybe he’d just poofed out of the dining room. I hoped he’d paid our bill first.

  “I guess I have to ask you to explain that,” I said. But I had a feeling I didn’t really want to know the answer.

  “There were thousands of fairies in the United States once,” Eric said. “Now there are only hundreds. But the ones that are left are very determined survivors. And not all of those are friends of the prince’s.”

  “Oh, good. I needed another supernatural group who dislikes me,” I muttered.

  We drove through the night in silence, wending our way back to the interstate that would carry us east to Bon Temps. Eric seemed heavily thoughtful. I also had plenty of food for thought; more than I’d eaten at supper, that was for sure.

  I found that on the whole, I felt cautiously happy. It was good to have a kind of belated great-grandfather. Niall seemed genuinely anxious to establish a relationship with me. I still had a heap of questions to ask, but they could wait until we knew each other better.

  Eric’s Corvette could go pretty damn fast, and Eric wasn’t exactly sticking to the speed limit on the interstate. I wasn’t awfully surprised when I saw the blinking lights coming up behind us. I was only astonished the cop car could catch up with Eric.

  “A-hum,” I said, and Eric cursed in a language that probably hadn’t been spoken out loud in centuries. But even the sheriff of Area Five has to obey human laws these days, or at least he has to pretend to. Eric pulled over to the shoulder.

  “With a vanity plate like BLDSKR, what do you expect?” I asked, not so secretly enjoying the moment. I saw the dark shape of the trooper emerging from the car behind us, walking up with something in his hand—clipboard, flashlight?

  I looked harder. I reached out. A snarled mass of aggression and fear met my inner ear.

  “Were! There’s something wrong,” I said, and Eric’s big hand shoved me down into the floorboard, which would have provided a little more concealment if the car had been anything other than a Corvette.

  Then the patrolman came up to the window and tried to shoot me.

  Chapter 5

  Eric had turned to fill the window and block the rest of the car from the shooter’s aim, and he got it in the neck. For an awful moment, Eric slumped back in the seat, his face blank and dark blood flowing sluggishly down his white skin. I screamed as if noise would protect me, and the gun pointed at me as the gunman leaned into the car to aim past Eric.

  But he’d been a fool to do that. Eric’s hand clamped on the man’s wrist, and Eric began squeezing. The “patrolman” started doing a little shrieking of his own, flailing uselessly at Eric with his empty hand. The gun fell on top of me. I’m just lucky it didn’t discharge when it fell. I don’t know much about handguns, but this one was big and lethal-looking, and I scrambled to an upright position and aimed it at the shooter.

  He froze in place, half in and half out of the window. Eric had already broken his arm and had kept a tight grip. The fool should have been more afraid of the vampire who had a hold on him than the waitress who hardly knew how to fire the gun, but the gun commanded his attention.

  I was sure I would have heard if the highway patrol had decided to start shooting speeders instead of ticketing them.

  “Who are you?” I said, and no one could blame me if my voice wasn’t too steady. “Who sent you?”

  “They told me to,” the Were gasped. Now that I had time to notice details, I could see he wasn’t wearing a proper highway patrol uniform. It was the right color, and the hat was right, but the pants weren’t uniform pants.

  “They, who?” I asked.

  Eric’s fangs clamped into the Were’s shoulder. Despite his wound, Eric was pulling the faux patrolman into the car inch by inch. It seemed only fair that Eric got some blood since he’d lost so much of his own. The assassin began crying.

  “Don’t let him turn me into one of them,” he appealed to me.

  “You should be so lucky,” I said, not because I actually thought it was so darn great to be a vampire but because I was sure Eric had something much worse in mind.

  I got out of the car because there was no point in trying to get Eric to release the Were. He wouldn’t listen to me with the bloodlust on him so strong. My bond to Eric was the crucial factor in this decision. I was happy that he was enjoying himself, getting the blood he needed. I was furious that someone had tried to hurt him. Since both of these feelings would not normally be colors in my emotional palette, I knew what was to blame.

  Plus, the inside of the Corvette had gotten unpleasantly crowded, what with me, Eric, and most of the Were.

  Miraculously, no cars passed while I trotted along the shoulder to our attacker’s vehicle, which (not so much to my surprise) turned out to be a plain white car with an illegal flashing attachment. I turned out the car’s lights and, by punching or disconnecting every wire and button I could find, managed to kill the flashers, too. Now we were not nearly so conspicuous. Eric had shut down the Corvette’s lights moments into the encounter.

  I looked over the inside of the white car quickly but didn’t see an envelope marked “Revelation of who hired me, in case I get caught.” I needed a clue. There should at least have been a phone number on a scrap of paper, a phone number I could look up in a reverse directory. If I knew how to do such a thing. Rats. I trudged back to Eric’s car, noticing in the lights of a passing semi that there weren’t any legs sticking out of the driver’s window anymore, which rendered the Corvette a lot less conspicuous. But we needed to get out of there.

  I peered into the Corvette and found it empty. The only reminder of what had just happened was a smear of blood on Eric’s seat, and I pulled a tissue out of my purse, spat
on it, and rubbed the drying blood off; not a very elegant solution, but practical.

  Suddenly, Eric was beside me, and I had to stifle a shriek. He was still excited by the unexpected attack, and he pinned me against the side of the car, holding my head at the correct angle for a kiss. I felt a lurch of desire and came very close to saying, “What the hell, take me now, you big Viking.” It was not only the blood bond inclining me to accept his tacit offer, but my memory of how wonderful Eric was in bed. But I thought of Quinn and detached myself from Eric’s mouth with a great effort.

  For a second, I didn’t think he was going to let go, but he did. “Let me see,” I said in an unsteady voice, and pulled his shirt collar aside to look at the bullet wound. Eric had almost finished healing, but of course his shirt was still wet with blood.

  “What was that about?” he asked. “Was that an enemy of yours?”

  “I have no idea.”

  “He shot at you,” Eric said, as if I was just a wee bit slow. “He wanted you first.”

  “But what if he did that to hurt you? What if he would have blamed my death on you?” I was so tired of being the object of plots that I suspected I was trying to will Eric into being the target. Another idea struck me, and I veered into it. “And how’d they find us?”

  “Someone who knew we’d be driving back to Bon Temps tonight,” Eric said. “Someone who knew what car I was in.”

  “It couldn’t have been Niall,” I said, and then rethought my flash of loyalty to my brand-new, self-proclaimed great-grandfather. After all, he might have been lying the whole time we were at the table. How would I know? I couldn’t get in his head. The ignorance of my position felt strange to me.

  But I didn’t believe Niall had been lying.

  “I don’t think it was the fairy, either,” Eric said. “But we’d better talk about it on the road. This isn’t a good place for us to linger.”

  He was right about that. I didn’t know where he’d put the body, and I realized that I didn’t really care. A year ago it would have torn me up, leaving a body behind as we sped away along the interstate. Now I was just glad it was him and not me who was lying in the woods.

  I was a terrible Christian and a decent survivalist.

  As we drove through the dark, I pondered the chasm yawning right in front of me, waiting for me to take that extra step. I felt stranded on that brink. I found it harder and harder to stick to what was right, when what was expedient made better sense. Really, my brain told me ruthlessly, didn’t I understand that Quinn had dumped me? Wouldn’t he have gotten in touch if he still considered us a couple? Hadn’t I always had a soft spot for Eric, who made love like a train thundering into a tunnel? Didn’t I have beaucoup evidence that Eric could defend me better than anyone I knew?

  I could hardly summon the energy to be shocked at myself.

  If you find yourself considering who to take for a lover because of his ability to defend you, you’re getting pretty close to selecting a mate because you think he has desirable traits to pass along to future generations. And if there’d been a chance I could have had Eric’s child (a thought that made me shiver), he would have been at the top of the list, a list I hadn’t even known I’d been compiling. I pictured myself as a female peacock looking for the male peacock with the prettiest display of tail, or a wolf waiting for the leader (strongest, smartest, bravest) of the pack to mount her.

  Okay, I’d yucked myself out. I was a human woman. I tried to be a good woman. I had to find Quinn because I had committed myself to him . . . sort of.

  No, no quibbling!

  “What are you thinking about, Sookie?” Eric asked out of the darkness. “Your face has had thoughts rippling across it too fast to follow.”

  The fact that he could see me—not only in the dark, but while he was supposed to be watching the road—was exasperating and scary. And proof of his superiority, my inner cave-woman said.

  “Eric, just get me home. I’m in emotional overload.”

  He didn’t speak again. Maybe he was being wise, or maybe the healing was painful.

  “We need to talk about this again,” he said when he pulled into my driveway. He parked in front of the house, turned to me as much as he could in the little car. “Sookie, I’m hurting. . . . Can I . . .” He leaned over, brushed his fingers over my neck.

  At the very idea, my body betrayed me. A throbbing started down low, and that was just wrong. A person shouldn’t get excited at the idea of being bitten. That’s bad, right? I clenched my fists so tightly my fingernails made my palms hurt.

  Now that I could see him better, now that the interior of the car was illuminated with the harsh glare of the security light, I realized that Eric was even paler than usual. As I watched, the bullet began exiting the wound, and he leaned back against his seat, his eyes shut. Millimeter by millimeter, the bullet was extruded until it dropped into my waiting hand. I remembered Eric getting me to suck out a bullet in his arm. Ha! What a fraud he’d been. The bullet would’ve come out on its own. My indignation made me feel more like myself.

  “I think you can make it home,” I said, though I felt an almost irresistible urge to lean over to him and offer my neck or my wrist. I gritted my teeth and got out of the car. “You can stop at Merlotte’s and get bottled blood if you really need some.”

  “You’re hard-hearted,” Eric said, but he didn’t sound truly angry or affronted.

  “I am,” I said, and I smiled at him. “You be careful, you hear?”

  “Of course,” he said. “And I’m not stopping for any policemen.”

  I made myself march into the house without looking back. When I was inside the front door and had shut it firmly behind me, I felt an immediate relief. Thank goodness. I’d wondered if I was going to turn around at every step I took away from him. This blood tie thing was really irritating. If I wasn’t careful and vigilant, I was going to do something I’d regret.

  “I am woman, hear me roar,” I said.

  “Gosh, what prompted that?” Amelia asked, and I jumped. She was coming down the hall from the kitchen in her nightgown and matching robe, peach with cream-colored lace trim. Everything of Amelia’s was nice. She’d never sneer at anyone else’s shopping habits, but she’d never wear anything from Wal-Mart, either.

  “I’ve had a trying evening,” I said. I looked down at myself. Only a little blood on the blue silk T-shirt. I’d have to soak it. “How have things gone here?”

  “Octavia called me,” Amelia said, and though she was trying to keep her voice steady, I could feel the anxiety coming off her in waves.

  “Your mentor.” I wasn’t at my brightest.

  “Yep, the one and only.” She bent down to pick up Bob, who always seemed to be around if Amelia was upset. She held him to her chest and buried her face in his fur. “She had heard, of course. Even after Katrina and all the changes it made in her life, she has to bring up the mistake.” (That was what Amelia called it—the mistake.)

  “I wonder what Bob calls it,” I said.

  Amelia looked over Bob’s head at me, and I knew instantly I’d said a tactless thing. “Sorry,” I said. “I wasn’t thinking. But maybe it’s not too realistic to think you can get out of this without being called to account, huh?”

  “You’re right,” she said. She didn’t seem too happy about my rightness, but at least she said it. “I did wrong. I attempted something I shouldn’t have, and Bob paid the price.”

  Wow, when Amelia decided to confess, she went whole hog.

  “I’m going to have to take my licks,” she said. “Maybe they’ll take away my magic practice for a year. Maybe longer.”

  “Oh. That seems harsh,” I said. In my fantasy, her mentor just scolded Amelia in front of a room full of magicians and sorcerers and witches or what-have-you, and then they transformed Bob back. He promptly forgave Amelia and told her he loved her. Since he forgave her, the rest of the assemblage did, too, and Amelia and Bob came back to my house and lived here together . . . for a
good long while. (I wasn’t too specific about that part.)

  “That’s the mildest punishment possible,” Amelia said.

  “Oh.”

  “You don’t want to know the other possible sentences.” She was right. I didn’t. “Well, what mysterious errand did Eric take you on?” Amelia asked.

  Amelia couldn’t have tipped off anyone to our destination or route; she hadn’t known where we were going. “Oh, ah, he just wanted to take me to a new restaurant in Shreveport. It had a French name. It was pretty nice.”

  “So, this was like a date?” I could tell she was wondering what place Quinn played in my relationship with Eric.

  “Oh, no, not a date,” I said, sounding unconvincing even to myself. “No guy-girl action going on. Just, you know, hanging out.” Kissing. Getting shot.

  “He sure is handsome,” Amelia said.

  “Yeah, no doubt about it. I’ve met some toothsome guys. Remember Claude?” I’d shown Amelia the poster that had arrived in the mail two weeks before, a blowup of the romance novel cover for which Claude had posed. She’d been impressed—what woman wouldn’t be?

  “Ah, I went to watch Claude strip last week.” Amelia couldn’t meet my eyes.

  “And you didn’t take me!” Claude was a very disagreeable person, especially when contrasted with his sister, Claudine, but he was beyond gorgeous. He was in the Brad Pitt stratosphere of male beauty. Of course, he was gay. Wouldn’t you know it? “You went while I was at work?”

  “I thought you wouldn’t approve of my going,” she said, ducking her head. “I mean, since you’re friends with his sister. I went with Tara. JB was working. Are you mad?”