Golden Age of Science Fiction Vol XI

by Various

  "To settle whether I have any," I snapped. "It's important to me."

  "Not necessary," she said. "Do you think I'd be successful in the psi field if I weren't sensitive to this sort of thing? Don't worry, Tex. You're a Normal."

  "Thanks," I said. "So you've told me. Now prove it to my satisfaction."

  "We shut up shop at five o'clock," she said. "I'll be here for about an hour after that. My dinner date isn't until seven."

  "Bet he doesn't gamble," I said, trying to win a little sympathy.

  "You bet he doesn't" she sniffed.

  Shari's laboratory was nothing more than a large windowless office that could be cut into two sound-proof parts with a movable partition. She had a whopper desk with full controls and other evidences of academic pelf. On a table against the short wall was her apparatus--if that's what you call decks of cards, a roulette wheel, a set of Rhine ESP cards, several dice and, so help me, a crystal ball.

  * * * * *

  Shari stood up behind her desk when I came in. It was something of a shock to find that her colorful peasant getup was antiseptically sheathed in a white laboratory coat. She was sure dressed for dirtier work than she would ever have to do in that lab.

  Her first look at me was one of surprise, but it softened to one of concern, which might have been cheering on some other occasion. "What has happened, Tex?" she asked.

  "Nothing," I said, keeping calm. "Not a thing."

  "Outside of seeing a ghost, eh?" she said. "Stop grinding your teeth like that. You'll give me the creeps. Sit down. Sit down! Do you hear me? Relax!"

  I guess I found the chair across from her at the desk. "Do I have psi powers?" I asked her. "Either TK or PC? Test me, Shari."

  "What happened?" she insisted.

  I shook my head. "I'd rather not talk about it--not until I know the result of your test," I said.

  Shari thought about it for a while, tapping her desk with an irritated finger, and finally got a set of cards from the lab table against the wall. She shuffled them slowly on her desk blotter. "Cards are your strong point," she observed. "If you have any psi powers, they're most likely to show up with cards. I take it you will do your utmost to be right?"

  "Who would double-cross himself?" I said tightly.

  "Most people," Shari said. "When it comes to psi. But we'll assume, for a starter, that you are on the level." She stacked the cards in her hand. "We'll keep it simple," Shari suggested. "I'll deal the cards one at a time. All you have to do is tell me whether the next card will be red or black. Fair?"

  "Sure," I said. "Deal!"

  She was a lousy dealer. Or maybe it was because it was a one-handed operation. She was scoring my hits and misses with the little counter in her other hand.

  She ran the deck ten times for me. I got thirty-eight right on my best attempt and thirty-seven wrong on my worst. In total, of five hundred and twenty chances, I was right on two hundred and seventy-three, or fifty-two point two per cent of the time, according to Shari's slide rule.

  "Oh, no," I said dismally. "I do have a little edge on the cards!"

  "As a statistician, you'll make a great biochemist," Shari said, putting the deck away. "That would only be true if I hadn't let you see your hits and misses as each deal proceeded. You made succeeding guesses in the knowledge of what had already been dealt. Actually, your score was below average for trained observers without psi powers." She heaved a sigh, which somehow seemed to be of relief. "And now, you crazy cowpoke," she said, "tell me what this is all about."

  "I'm not a psi?" I demanded.

  "Not if you were really trying," she said. "Were you?"

  "You think I want to be a psi?" I demanded. I told her all that had happened the night before from the time Lefty had accused me of being a snake until he had let me out of the brownstone house and warned me against gambling.

  Guess how Shari reacted. A big nothing!

  * * * * *

  "Well?" I asked, as she sat silent with her elbows on the edge of her desk and her chin propped up on her knuckles.

  "You're really quite naive, aren't you, Tex?" she asked me. "Let me give you an objective statement of what happened to you last night."

  She counted these things off on her fingers: "You won some money at poker. A gambler said you used TK to win. He took your winnings, and then some, away from you as the price of silence. He warned you not to gamble any more. He claimed he was part of an organization of psi personalities. Is that a fair statement?"

  "Except for one thing," I said. "He used his psi powers on me in a pretty dramatic fashion."

  "Try Occam's razor," she suggested.

  She was getting insulting. "All right," I growled, feeling my face get red. "Prefer the simpler explanation, if you can find one. I was prodded in the back, both in the alley and in the office at the brownstone house. Something hit me in the gut and tripped me up. I had a heart seizure. What's simpler than TK in accounting for the fact this was done without a soul around?"

  "I suppose I shouldn't be critical of you," she said. "It's not your field and you haven't been exposed to the lengths to which charlatans go, just to prove they are supermen. The simpler explanation is that there was someone else in the alley, carefully dressed in dull black to stay invisible in the darkness. The second prodding of a gun in your spine was pure suggestion--you'd been so well-sold by that time you were ready to believe anything."

  "And my heart attack?"

  "I can think of ten poisons that would give you the symptoms," Shari said. "And don't tell me you let nothing pass your lips!" she burst out hotly as I started to speak. "I suppose you've never had a spray hypodermic? You'd never have felt it. Don't you see why they went to all this trouble?"

  "Honestly," I said. "I can't. I'm simply not that important to anyone in the world."

  "You're not," she said dryly. "But your eight thousand dollars was. I'd say if people can steal that much money and convince the victim he shouldn't go to the police, it was worth their while. You're not very likely to advertise the claim that you're a psi, are you?"

  "No," I admitted.

  "And," she said wearily, standing up. "There's always the angle that they'll con you by letting you into their imaginary 'Lodge' and extract some kind of dues out of you in return for keeping quiet about your so-called psi powers when you gamble. That would serve you right," she concluded.

  "For what?" I demanded, beginning to feel pretty icy.

  "Being such an easy mark, for one thing," Shari said. "And for seriously thinking that you might be a PC! That, I must confess, I find the most comical of all. You, Tex, a PC!"

  "Why is that funnier than being a TK?" I demanded, getting up.

  She waved her hand impatiently. "We see a little TK here in the lab right along," she said. "At least, there are those who seem to have a small genuine edge on the cards that we can explain no other way. It's small, but apparently exists. But precognition? That's not simply mechanical or kinetic, like TK. PC is something terrifyingly different." Her voice hushed as she said it. "It's a kind of sensitivity that has nothing to do with mere kinetics. It defies time!" She looked back at me. "I simply find it comical that you thought of yourself as sensitive to that degree."

  "So I've been a fool," I mused.

  "In a word, yes. You're a Normal. They suckered you, if you want the jargon."

  "Wait till tonight!" I seethed, beginning to feel my anger grow as my fear dwindled. "Let them try to pin the psi label on me! I'll call their bluff!"

  The TV-phone on Shari's desk rang, and she pressed the Accept key.

  "Let me speak with Tex," a familiar aggressive voice said. It didn't sound as if it would stand for much nonsense.

  Shari still had another look of surprise in her. "For you," she said, arching her romantic eyebrows, and turning the instrument around so I was facing the 'scope and screen.

  Sure enough, it was Wally Bupp. "Don't do it, Tex," he warned me.

  "Don't do what?"

  "Don't play
tonight. It won't be practical. We mean business."

  "So do the laws of libel," I said. "One crack about my having psi powers--"

  "Yeah, yeah," he interrupted. "You told us about the lawsuit," he said. "You've got six more days." I could see his hand come up to cut the image.

  "Hey!" I said. "How'd you know where to reach me?"

  His sharp face split in that vicious grin. "I forgot to tell you," he said. "Maragon is a clairvoyant, too." The image faded.

  "See what I mean?" I said shakily to Shari. "They sure talk a good game. I didn't tell a soul I was coming here. How'd they catch me?"

  "Occam's razor," she said. "How many wrong numbers did they try first? Come back to earth!"

  "That snake Lefty still worries me," I admitted, going to the door. "Shari, I know I've acted nuts, but they nearly got me to flip! Thanks for helping me. I couldn't have stood it to know I was a snake. You got my mind back on the track again."

  "Not enough to keep from going right back to the poker table," she observed.

  There didn't seem any point to telling her how badly I needed the dough. Anyway, I had to prove a point. I was a Normal. I left.

  * * * * *

  There were already seven at the table when I got to Nick's after dinner. He didn't want to deal me in.

  "Seven's a full table, huh, Tex?" he said.

  "Not for stud, it isn't," I told him. "You can deal to ten gamblers."

  "Dealer's choice tonight," he protested, while some of the gamblers eyed me curiously. "Can't deal to more than seven for three-card draw."

  "I told you where I stood on this thing last night," I snapped.

  "All right," Nick said warmly. "So maybe I'd like the whole stink to cool down a little, huh?"

  "Not with my dough in it, Nick!" I told him, being pretty free with something I didn't have much of any more. "You'll deal me in tonight or I'll find another banker!"

  A gink with a long, scrawny neck put down his highball and rose from the table. "Gosh, fellows," he said. "I'm sort of a fifth wheel around here, I guess. Here, neighbor," he insisted. "Take my place." He was all grins and teeth and bobbed his head around with a rural awkwardness.

  "You don't have to do that, Snead," Nick started to say.

  "Just as soon kibitz," he insisted, drawing up a chair behind me as I took his seat. "You don't mind, neighbor?" he asked anxiously. I shook my head and yanked out my much-depleted wallet to pay for chips. It took all that the Lodge hadn't.

  Four hands were enough. On the first, at stud, I had aces back to back and picked up a pair of sevens on the next two cards. Two pair, aces high, will win about ninety-nine out of a hundred stud hands. I chewed down on the panetella in my teeth and bet them like I had them. The tilt of my cigar showed just a little too much confidence as a way to convince some of the gamblers that I was bluffing. It must have been a good act, for three of them stayed with me all the way. None of them had much showing, and regardless of what their hole cards were, by the time we had our fifth cards, I had them all beaten.

  It was raise against raise, but somebody finally called, and I turned over my ace in the hole. "Aces and sevens, gamblers," I grinned, reaching for the pot.

  "I see the sevens," a fat-faced man across the table said around his cigar. "But what's this jazz about aces?"

  So help me Hannah, my hole card was a two! I tried to cover it up. "You'll have to admit I bet them like aces," I said.

  Somebody laughed, but not very hard.

  I paid mighty close attention to what I was dealt the next hand, and turned down a drink to make sure I was cold sober. Unfortunately, I got all screwed up over what one of the other gamblers had. It had been a bunch of spinach when I'd been betting my pair against it, but it was one good-looking straight when he flipped the card in the hole.

  The third hand I dropped out before the fourth card. After a gambler raked in that pot, my kibitzer asked me: "How much do you have to have on the first three cards to stay in the pot?"

  "Any pair would convince me," I said. "Why?"

  "What was the matter with the kings you had showing?" he asked. They were still on the table in front of me, king of hearts and king of clubs.

  I scarcely dared bet the fourth hand. We had switched to three-card draw. I discarded two small diamonds, keeping a pair of nines and an ace for a kicker. On the draw I got one card that claimed to be the fourteen of eagles and one on which there was a message reading: "These hallucinations are sent to you with the courtesy of the Manhattan Chapter of the Lodge. Are you finding it practical?"

  I threw the hand in and stood up, shaking. "Since when don't you bet a full house?" my kibitzer demanded, after the hand was won. He picked up what I had thrown in. The fourteen of eagles turned out to be a nine, and the card with the hallucination message the other ace.

  "Got to confuse the other bettors," I said. "One of the fundamentals of poker."

  There really weren't enough chips left in front of me to bother cashing in. I just left them lying there and wandered down to the street, flat broke.

  * * * * *

  Wally Bupp was right. I hadn't found it practical. All of a sudden I saw that it really didn't matter whether I were a psi or not. The important question had always been whether Lefty and the others were psis. If so, they might be on the level about my psi powers--which meant I was right back being a snake again. And if they weren't, it was a simple case of blackmail, which at least let me rejoin the human race. On that basis, I was in tough shape. Occam's razor has no answer for hallucinations. Either you've had them or you hadn't. I had. Nobody would change my mind on that score. That made Snead, and presumably Lefty, a psi. And me, too.

  But--what if they were mistaken? Shari's tests looked conclusive to me. I saw that as the only way out. I had to insist on a test in their presence. And that meant I had to get in touch with Wally Bupp.

  My kibitzer came stalking out of the building, gangling and gawky. "Didn't mean to spoil your luck, neighbor," he said.

  "Don't give it a second thought, Snead," I said.

  "Call me Mortimer," he said. "You mind a word of advice, neighbor?" he asked, bobbing his head around and grinning in a self-conscious way. "Next time, bet that fourteen. Highest card in the deck. Beats all the others!"

  "You lousy snake!" I gasped. I'd learned better than to take a poke at him. Lefty had taught me my lesson on that one. Snead might turn out to be a TK as well as a hallucinator, and I wanted no more heart attacks.

  He handed me a card. "There'll be somebody at this number all night, neighbor. Gamblers Anonymous."

  He faded off down the dark street. The card merely said:

  "Manhattan Chapter NO 5-5600"

  * * * * *

  Shari must have had a swell time at dinner with some guy who didn't gamble, because she didn't come home until nearly midnight. I know because I dialed her apartment every ten minutes until I got her face on the screen.

  She was still dressed for dinner and had a sort of tiara over her thick tresses. "What is it?" she said.

  "I'm not a psi?" I demanded.

  "No!" she said. "Hasn't this gone--?"

  "Well, then, am I crazy?" I cut in on her.

  Her lips compressed. "It's a lot more likely," she decided. "Why?"

  "Either I'm nuts," I told her. "Or those characters really are psis." She was reaching up to cut the image when I caught her interest. "Is there such a thing as a psi who can induce hallucinations?" I demanded.

  "No." Flatly.

  "They've got me sold that they can do it," I said. "What does Occam's razor say about that?"

  "You idiot!" she exploded. "They don't believe you are a PC any more than I do!" She was sure sensitive about my having any precognition!

  "O.K.," I said. "Then you make them eat it. Aren't you the one who knows all about exposing charlatans?"

  That was the right button. "Certainly," Shari said.

  "I'll pick you up in ten minutes," I said.

  "Now? Midnight?"
r />   "This is the pay-off," I said, and cut the image. I dialed the number Snead had given me.

  "Manhattan Chapter," the Operator cartoon said.

  "This is George Robertson," I said. "Mortimer Snead told me there'd be somebody there to talk to me. Maybe Lefty."

  "Snead?" the cartoon said, frowning. "No one here by that--Oh! Wait a moment. Dr. Walter Bupp will talk to you," the cartoon said, and Wally's face appeared on the screen.

  "It wasn't practical," I admitted.

  "Six days early," he observed.

  "Nuts," I said. "Look, you've got me convinced you are a psi. That Snead puts on a terrific show."

  "Snead?" he frowned. "Oh!" He laughed. "Yeah," he agreed condescendingly. "He's red hot, every now and then."

  "But you haven't sold me that I'm a PC," I growled. "I've been tested. I'm not. Now I want you to get off my back. You and the rest of them! Lay off!"

  He shook his head. "The Lodge acts unilaterally on this," he said soberly. "You've got psi powers. You'll accept our direction in their use. Or else, Tex."

  "All I ask is a fair test," I said desperately. "Under laboratory conditions."

  He gave me an address. "Come any time," he said.

  "That's me walking in," I told him.

  * * * * *

  Shari had to pay off the 'copter when we got there. It wasn't the brownstone I had seen the night before. This place was a medium-sized office building, say a hundred stories or so, quite new. There was no identification on its front other than the street number. The Directory in the silent and unpopulated lobby was names, all names. But Dr. Walter Bupp was one of them, in 7704. Shari and I rode the elevator to seventy-seven in chilly silence.

  The corridor was dim, with its lights on night-time setting. Stronger light came from an open door quite a way down the hall. It had to be Bupp's office, and it was.

  Wally certainly wasn't surprised to see Shari. He shook hands with her briefly, pushing his sharp chin out at her in his gamecock fashion. "Your mate?" he asked me.

  "Certainly not," she told him. "We're ... uh ... colleagues at the University."

  "That's not what Pheola says," he told her sourly, pointing to chairs we could take.

  "Pheola?" Shari questioned.