The Hexslinger Omnibus

by A Book of Tongues; A Rope of Thorns; Tree of Bones; Hexmas; Like a Bowl of Fire; In Scarlet Town (Today) (epub)

  Might as well start now as later, she supposed. If only for complete and total lack of any other option.

  “Well, then,” she said. “Better tell us all about that, hadn’t you?”

  “Yes, ma’am,” Geyer replied.

  INTERSTICE

  Top headline in the Californian of San Francisco, for the first week of June, 1867:

  STARTLING NEWS FROM OVER THE BORDER!

  The Earthquake that Levelled Mexico City

  Has Also Derailed Partisan Siege Designed to Oust Mexico’s Hapsburg Emperor

  Offering Aid, Napoleon III’s Troops Return

  New Lease on Throne for Maximilian I

  “He, At Least, Has Not Forsaken Us”

  Still safely ensconced at their seat in Chapultepec Castle, from which the stately Paseo de la Emperatriz once issued forth, the Imperial couple—triumphantly reunited—announces intent to remain and govern the same country which lately threatened one of them with deposition & death.

  “My wife and I, children of Mexico in our hearts, have determined not to desert her in her time of trial,” the former Austrian Arch-Duke claims. “Indeed, this lamentable recent influx of hexen-kriegskraft from our beloved adopted land’s distant past serves as reminder that the original War for Mexican Independence was led by Martin Cortes, son of Hernan Cortes and La Malinche, against the privileges of the conquistadors. Thus we must remain ever vigilant as Christians, seeing how our sins return again & yet again.”

  Those historically educated amongst our readers may recall that Chapultepec was once a summer retreat for rulers of the Aztec Empire, which itself gave birth in turn to Hex City’s fabled “Rainbow Lady,” the savage so-called goddess at whose feet most of the recent damage may be laid (with, we are sad to say, an American-born hex’s foul connivance). Our sources inside the Imperial court claim that cultish shrines have sprung up where only lightly Catholicized peasants, conflating her heretically with Our Lord’s own mother, go to spill blood in her name, by the bucket-full . . . often with such violence that fresh hexes arise in the wake of these orgies of witchcraft-influenced false penitence, only to then rampage through the devastated zone anew.

  Of former President Benito Juarez and his ally Porfirio Diaz, once at the head of a rebellion intent on impeaching & executing his Excellency, little has been heard since the capitol fell. But Maximilian once more extends an offer of truce & amnesty if both will swear public allegiance to him & his heirs, the young Princes of Iturbide & Marzan. Meantime, the Emperor has renewed his alliance with Napoleon III of France, and offers any ex-Confederate soldiers who care to emigrate southwards the shelter of the Carlotta Colonies, should they value freedom from Union rule more than their loyalty to these re-United States. . . .

  From the same issue:

  STRANGE WEATHER, INSECT PLAGUES

  Whole Towns Throughout Arizona, New Mexico Rendered Unfit for Habitation

  Migrants Head our Way, Seek Shelter & Occupation

  A SECOND GOLD RUSH TO BE EXPECTED?

  Californios Braced for New Upswing of Crime & Competition

  Authorities of San Fran & Environs: “Anti-Foreign Laws in Place for Good Reason”

  Plus—from the busy pen of transplanted New Yorker Fitz Hugh Ludlow—this travel-account from what is quickly becoming America’s most hotly disputed area of interest:

  BLACK PILGRIMAGE

  A Frightening True-to-Life Tale of

  One Man’s Journey by Stagecoach Across the Painted Desert, Within Close Sight of

  HEX CITY!

  Magicians Received from All Quarters, with

  More Arriving Every Day

  Our Readers’ Pressing Enquiries Answered:

  Where Do Its Denizens Come From?

  How Many Live There Already?

  May Their Influence Be Avoided?

  BOOK TWO: EMPTY DAYS

  June 2, 1867

  Month Six, Day Eleven Movement

  Festival: Etzalcualiztli, or Meal of Maize and Beans

  This festival honours Tlaloc, Chalchiuhtlicue and Quetzalcoatl, all of whom are somehow identified with wind and rain. The drought is over—waters rise, and life begins anew.

  The Aztec trecena Mazatl (“Deer”) is ruled by Tepeyollotl, yet another form of Tezcatlipoca. But by the Mayan Long Count calendar, day Ollin (“Movement”) is governed by Xolotl, the Twin Shapeshifter, Lord of the West and Double of Quetzalcoatl. Though identified with sickness and physical deformity, he nevertheless accompanied Quetzalcoatl to Mictlan in order to retrieve the bones from those who inhabited the dead world of the Fourth Sun and create new life from them, thus repopulating our present world, that of the Fifth Sun.

  This is a day of the purified heart, a moment when human beings may best perceive what they are Becoming. A good day for transmutation, which arrives like an earthquake.

  CHAPTER NINE

  Black shapes outlined in spectral fire under a darkened sky, the air itself rent and somehow sparking, set abuzz like galvanized metal; it’d been a lamentably long time since “Reverend” Asher E. Rook felt the necessity of “casting” a spell, per se. Yet here he was, knelt down in the shadow of that first step-sided black ziggurat his dear, dread Rainbow Lady had raised up out of the cracked Arizona earth, which now formed the very heart of New Aztectlan—quoting his long-burnt Bible from memory, and hiding his perfidy in plain sight.

  Hexes, beware hexation, he thought, intentionally misquoting Webster. Not a one of us worth the trusting, to our very marrow. Yet we still all go on hoping, like fools.

  Gods on earth, writ large or small, still scrabbling desperately for love or lashing out in hate, same as the humans they used for dogs, for toys, for kindling. Still steered ’round by their nethers, in whatever direction least suited logic.

  But as Chess had once remarked, on much the same subject: As for me . . . I’m certainly no exception.

  For a second, Rook shivered helpless in memory’s grip, feeling the print of Chess all along him like a scar. For damn if he couldn’t use the contentious little bastard right now—him, or someone like him.

  All around, the Blood Engine’s fires burned low and sullen, smoke-towers just rippling the horizon with heat. Oil lamps, candles and witch-fire alike dotted up and down the temple’s walls, outlining New Aztectlan’s spreading borders in a malignant melanoma of light. From where he knelt—the roof of an empty adobe hut on its easternmost border, built a scant few weeks back, by some now-dead Redskin mage—Rook heard this place others had come to call “Hex City” murmur like a giant complaining in its sleep, troubled by dreams.

  For lack of any better plan, he’d begun by drawing a charcoal circle, but that in itself had run the full extent of his preparations. Lack of the most basic training showing, yet again; with all his lore culled straight from the Old Testament and various gospels, what could he possibly hope to know of mystic sigils, names of power, sacred talismans?

  But then again, how much did any hex truly need such thespianish trappings? Will and skill, that was all any of it’d ever been based on in his experience, no matter how spectacular the result. Fortune’s favour, if not God’s.

  From an inner pocket, the Rev took a mojo bag much like that he’d once used to bind Ed Morrow; upended it into his palm, shook out a short-chopped, greying, mouse-brown lock and tossed it into the circle. A mental twitch of power was all it took to ignite the offering, rendering the immediate air acrid with burning hair-reek.

  “The hand of the LORD was upon me,” he murmured, as the smoke rose up and twined about itself, a snake trapped in its own coils. “And carried me out in the spirit of the LORD, and set me down in the midst of the valley, which was full of bones. And caused me to pass by them round about: and, behold, there were very many in the open valley; and, lo, they were very dry.

  “E
zekiel 37, 2 to 3.”

  In a cavern under the ziggurat, Ixchel (or the mortal woman’s body she rode, at least—poor Miss Adaluz, that was) lay this very second cocooned in something part trance, part narcoleptic reverie. She had cast herself downward into dark water, as she did with ever-increasing regularity; seeking out the Sunken Ball-Court’s slimy deeps, to commune with those same relatives of hers she aspired to pull back up into the light. And all the while trusting implicitly in Rook to do her business and keep her safe, according him roughly the same contemptuous parody of respect accorded any given guard dog.

  Playing the part, he’d stood watch there a few hours, just to see what might happen. In sleep-death, her proud face slackened, she almost looked young enough to evoke an utterly unnecessary stab of protectiveness—but as attempts on her “life” by some of the city’s earliest and least willing converts had proven, she was all but impossible to harm, even if Rook had thought to try.

  Indeed, the longer she stayed embodied, more skin-out human she seemed, the more dangerous she became . . . her habitual lack of expression just one more mask, power boiling from her pores, that phantom cloak of dragonflies billowing behind her in a buzzing tide whenever she moved, so slow and stately, almost swimming. As though the desert air she cut through was black Mictlan-Xibalba-water, stagnant with a promise of plague.

  Sometimes she bled, without seeming to know that she did so. Enthroned beside her, he often saw it come and go, unremarked: blood beneath her nails or streaking from the corner of one eye or the other like tears, to paint the black spirals on her cheeks; liquid carnelian rimming her areolae, or hung from the dark nipples themselves like extra jewellery. Blood welling up from somewhere inside her, spilling down those strong brown thighs to dye her ankles, well hid beneath her Chalchiuhtlicue-aspect’s scaly skirt of writhing, hissing ghost-snakes.

  Of course, Ixchel’s vessel had been dead a good long time, at this point. So perhaps she was simply breaking the flesh down for parts, in anticipation of a second resurrection—soon-impending, at least by her personal calendar. And far more glorious.

  “And he said unto me, Son of man, can these bones live? And I answered, O Lord GOD, thou knowest.”

  Then again, what amused Rook most was how these offhand manifestations of hers now rang so interminably routine; for all he spent his days immersed neck-high in awful wonders, nothing disgusted or frightened him, for more than maybe a minute at a time. Which maybe explained why, for many of New Aztectlan’s other hexes, he was just as much a figure of sharp fear and odd arousal as she . . . more so, perhaps, given they saw him far more often and had more immediate cause to fear what he might do, in his “wife’s” unholy name.

  For her part, she liked him to play fist to her glove, though the laws he enforced all came straight from her cyanose lips. Telling him, more often than not:

  You know my mind, little priest-king husband, as is only fitting, since you are the lash I strike with, the mask I wear. My good right hand.

  Like Chess was to me, Rook thought, the person does for you what you yourself can’t see needs to be done. If I hadn’t done myself out of Chess Pargeter, he and I could’ve ruled this whole world, together. . . .

  Yes, if Rook had trusted him enough to bring him over from the beginning, or Chess had been able to grow beyond the limits of his own imagination without having to be pushed—why, they might have been twin mage-Presidents of America by now, with no deific aid necessary. ’Til they’d destroyed it, and each other, in the process.

  He will return, little king, Ixchel would say, were she awake enough to listen. You know this.

  Come back here to die, you mean.

  To die, yes. And live again. Perhaps adding, in that oddly softer way she sometimes had: I find I begin to miss him as well, if that is of help.

  Which he could rightly believe, given how important Chess had made himself to her plans. But knowing that wasn’t much of a comfort.

  From another pocket, Rook drew a smallish glass bottle. Atwood’s Jaundice Bitters, the raised letters blown down one side and up the other proclaimed: Moses Atwood, Cambridge Mass. He popped the cork, up-ended it and beckoned the curl of hair-smoke inside, an Indian rope-trick in reverse.

  “Thus saith the Lord GOD unto these bones; Behold, I will cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall live. . . .”

  There, done—one more whispered word ’cross the neck and the cork went back in, sealed with a curse. The charm, wound up.

  “Ye shall live,” he repeated, louder. “And I will lay sinews upon you, and will bring up flesh upon you, and cover you with skin, and put breath in you, and ye shall live; and ye shall know that I am the LORD.”

  The words of his mouth, a black-letter banner, spilled forth and up to roost like bats in the filthy twilight air. While something else took shape beneath ’em, man-sized in darkness: a far too familiar-aspected, scowling shade who, once coalesced, spoke just as gruff as ever, unimpressed by Rook’s diablerie on simple principle.

  And why don’t this surprise me, said Kees Hosteen.

  Rook had risen early, intending to walk back alone through Hex City’s streets in these birdsong hours, usually the only time of day he could expect anything close to a genuine block of solitude. But all planning aside, it just wasn’t to be.

  “Reverend.”

  Rook turned to find one Three-Fingered Hank Fennig, late of New York City, leaning up against a nearby house’s mud wall with his arms crossed (maimed left hand topmost, as befitted any southpaw) and regarding him over the rims of his ostentatiously expensive smoked-glass spectacles.

  “Out early, ain’t ya?” he asked Rook, amiably enough.

  “Well, that depends. Don’t look to me like you slept too long yourself.”

  Fennig was a viperishly lanky young buck, and his shrug travelled the length of him without much effort, since he didn’t have breadth enough to interfere with the motion. “Oh, me? I ain’t yet been t’bed, as it happens. Thought I’d take the air, instead.”

  The glasses, Rook knew, were far more than an affectation; having seen Fennig in operation a time or two against similarly foreign challengers, he surmised his hexation worked directly with the eyes, thus necessitating some sort of shield—that the boy could see through people, or even into ’em, discovering exactly which flaws to press on in order to force a break.

  The results could be spectacular, as in the case of a provoking young witch from down Texas way—not an Injun, though certainly burnt brown enough to pass—whose elaborately coiled ’do had suddenly cut loose like an octopus knit from hair under Fennig’s direct gaze, then ripped itself from her scalp and gone foraging, leaving her to bleed out in the dust.

  “Surprised our infant metropolis holds any interest for you at all, considering where you’re from,” he told Fennig, drawing nearer.

  Another shrug. “Oh, it’s got a rustic charm, and these Territories is a prime place for them as likes to brawl, in general. A rowster could live easy here, once the cobbles was laid down and the jakes-house row finally decided upon for sure, ’stead’a every man-jack just shittin’ where he pleases.”

  “And not even kicking dirt over it, after,” Rook agreed. “But I somehow misdoubt you’ve come to discuss the state of New Aztectlan’s sanitation with me, Henry.”

  They strolled back together, Fennig with both hands kept carefully in his pockets, to defuse any appearance of threat.

  “Back home, Rev, I’m what’s called a Bowery B’hoy,” he explained, as they rounded first one corner, then the next, “with my born ’legiance t’wards the Glorious Know-Nothin’ Order of the American Eagle—Nativists, they likes t’name ’emselves, and pound down hammer-hard on any damn dirty immigrant sons of bitches wants entry t’their streets. ’Course, what a year or two out here’ll teach you is, we all of us come from somewheres else.”

 
“Go on.”

  “So . . . due to circumstances don’t bear goin’ into, here’s where I find myself. And never before in all my life have I made my bed near so many other magickals, for fear of constant challenge—not that there ain’t none of that either, mind. What interests me, though, is how what there is seems mainly by rote, from habit, not necessity.”

  Rook turned on his heel, his own eyes narrowing, thinking: Smart fellow, this—someone worth the cultivating, perhaps, if his motives might only be clarified. Or the using, anyhow.

  Dangerous too, of course. But then . . . dangerous men were, ofttimes, the only kind of any worth.

  Ah, God, he missed Chess. Like half his guts were gone.

  “Gift horses and mouths, is what comes first to my mind,” he replied, casually. “For myself, I know I’m right grateful to live someplace I don’t need to scrap any more—’less I feel like it, that is.”

  Fennig gave a little nod. “True and fair. Hell, I spilled my claret and said your words quick as any, didn’t I, when you and Her told me to?” A sudden flickering grin, cut with another sly, sidelong glance. “Still, it does strike me that—well—maybe things could go further, down this new road you’ve opened up.”

  “How so?”

  Fennig paused, maybe thrown by the directness of the question, and gave it some thought.

  Then swept one long arm in an arc, encompassing the whole of Hex City in at once, and began—“Like I said, we all of us come from elsewheres—all heard the Call of this place and answered it, to our costs; a long, hard road, full of toil and tribulation. And in return . . .gained entrance here, this town, a place where for the first time any of us’s heard of, we can share space without drinkin’ each other dry: outcasts and devil-spawn, the suffered-not-to-live. A place we can damn well call home.”