The Mammoth Book of the Best New Erotica

by Maxim Jakubowski

  “I was thinking,” he says, his hands just brushing the tips of her pubic hair. “Maybe I’ll write a story.”

  “Oh, sure, everyone thinks it’s easy. But try coming up with new ideas all the time.”

  “Yeah,” he says, his finger finding the bull’s-eye, “that must be tough.”