Skills from Brazil

by Dan Freedman

  PRAISE FOR THE JAMIE JOHNSON SERIES

  “You’ll read this and want to get out there and play”

  Steven Gerrard

  “An inspiring read for all football fans”

  Gary Lineker

  “If you like football, this book’s for you”

  Frank Lampard

  “Jamie could go all the way”

  Jermain Defoe

  “I love reading about football and it

  doesn’t get much better than this”

  Joe Hart

  “Pure joy”

  The Times

  “Inspiring”

  Observer

  “Gripping”

  Sunday Express

  “A resounding victory”

  Telegraph

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Dan Freedman grew up wanting to be a professional footballer. That didn’t happen. But he went on to become a top football journalist, personally interviewing the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, David Beckham and Sir Alex Ferguson. He uses his passion and knowledge of football to write the hugely popular series of Jamie Johnson football novels. When he is not writing, Dan delivers talks and workshops for schools. And he still plays football whenever he can.

  www.danfreedman.co.uk

  Follow Dan on Twitter @DanFreedman99

  Table of Contents

  Cover

  Johnson Series

  About the Author

  Title Page

  A Press Conference

  Part One

  1. What Makes You So Special?

  2. The Day of Destiny

  3. 10,000 Hours

  4. The Announcement

  5. Say It

  6. Cruz Control

  7. Pratley’s Plan

  8. “Tackle Him!”

  9. Thousands of Miles From Home

  10. Pollock’s Delight

  11. Noted

  12. “Get the Notepad!”

  13. “You Must Be a Genius!”

  14. Private Conversation

  15. Help!

  16. Language of Football

  17. Not the World’s Greatest Dancer

  18. The Book

  Part Two

  19. The Beach

  20. The Streets

  21. The Master

  22. “Your Feet Must Be Free”

  23. The Photo

  24. Rhythm of the Game

  25. Let Your Feet Feel the Beat

  26. Just Like Ronaldo

  27. All in the Notepad

  28. Really at the Game

  29. Opening Up

  30. Brothers

  31. Ready

  32. Meeting the Man

  33. Golden Touch

  34. Night Mail

  35. Up in the Air

  36. One Last Trick

  37. A Mágica

  38. A New Brazil

  39. Caneta

  40. Time to Dance

  41. Fire in Your Feet

  42. Heading Home

  Part Three

  43. Talking Tactics

  44. The Truth of the Legend

  45. Let Down

  46. The Big Warm-Up

  47. Quick Getaway

  48. Ready for the Whistle

  49. The Plan Comes Together

  50. The Move

  51. How Do How Do We Stop Vetterlein?

  52. Taking the Bait

  53. The Penalty

  54. All Over?

  55. Ginga!

  56. Championes, Championes, Olé, Olé, Olé!

  57. The Gift

  58. Play On

  59. Postscript

  Top 10 Questions with Dan Freedman

  Acknowledgements

  Copyright

  A press conference is being held at Hawkstone United’s stadium.

  A smartly dressed man walks through the door and into the room. It is full of photographers and journalists all there to hear what he has to say.

  The man sits down at the table and clears his throat. He knows what he is going to say. He prepared these words all of last night. He has been preparing for this moment his entire life.

  He pulls the microphone towards him and begins to speak.

  “I want to say what an honour it is to be managing in the Premier League and, in particular, here at Hawkstone United,” he explains.

  His voice is cool, crisp, clear and confident.

  “This, for me, is a dream come true.”

  Part

  One

  What Makes You So Special?

  Tuesday 29 April

  “Jamie Johnson!” Mr Pratley shouted, his hot, smelly coffee breath roaring like a dirty hurricane into Jamie’s face.

  He had grabbed Jamie’s scribbled formation of a Hawkstone United team with all his favourite players and, of course, J Johnson as number 11, the left-winger.

  This was far from the first time that Jamie had been caught playing fantasy football instead of listening. When it came to football, Jamie’s brain was like a powerful computer, working out teams, angles, shots and passes … but when it came to listening to Pratley, well, Jamie just seemed to switch off as soon as the man started talking. It drove Pratley wild with rage.

  “Have you any idea how many boys have been through this school and claimed that they were going to be a footballer when they grew up? Hundreds … thousands!”

  Mr Pratley was now tearing up Jamie’s sheet into as many little pieces as possible. The more he ripped the page into smaller and smaller sections, the redder his face became and the wider his eyes bulged.

  Jamie did not respond. He couldn’t. It was taking every ounce of his power not to burst into laughter. All he could do was stare at the big green bogey that was hovering, tantalizingly loose, from the end of Mr Pratley’s nostril. It was a beauty: wet and sticky yet still hard enough to be absolutely ripe for the picking.

  “And of those thousands of boys,” Pratley continued, the redness now rising from his face into his big, shiny, balding head, “… who ALL thought they were going to be a professional football player … who ALL thought they were God’s gift to the game – just like you no doubt do – have you any idea how many of them did it? How many of them became footballers?”

  Jamie shook his head. He’d noticed that the more Pratley was getting worked up and the louder he shouted, the more the bogey had begun to wobble. It was as though it was dancing to the beat of Pratley’s anger.

  Pratley walked to the front of the classroom and chucked the remnants of Jamie’s sheet into the bin. Then he turned and marched back towards Jamie.

  The closer he got, the better the view Jamie had of the bogey. It was now doing something amazing. When Pratley breathed out, the bogey poked further out of his nose, as if it were waving to the world. And when he breathed in, it returned slightly further back up his nostril. It appeared to be on some kind of invisible string.

  “None!!” barked Pratley. “Not one of those boys became professional footballers! So, I would like you to tell me why you think you are any different.”

  Jamie looked at his best friend, Jacqueline – or, Jack, as everyone knew her – for help. She shook her head. Don’t talk back. That’s what she was saying to him with her eyes. And she was right. This was a regular occurrence between Jamie and Mr Pratley. For some reason, Jamie had the ability to wind up Pratley more than any other kid in the whole school. The kids found it hysterical but right now, they had reached the danger zone; one more word from Jamie and Pratley might just explode.

  Of course there were plenty of things Jamie could have said; lots of arguments he could have put forward t
o explain why he believed that, one day, he would become a professional footballer: that he was by far the best player in the school … that he got all his talent from his granddad, who, had it not been for the injury, would easily have been one of Hawkstone’s greatest-ever players … that he trained and practised every single day because he wanted to become not just a professional footballer but one of the best players in the world…

  But he didn’t say anything. Jack was right. They both knew that whenever Jamie answered back, it only made Pratley even angrier. The best course of action Jamie could take now would be to say nothing. Nothing at all.

  And so Jamie just shrugged his shoulders and stayed quiet.

  “Answer me, Johnson!” yelled Pratley. “Or I’ll keep you in here for the whole of lunchtime by yourself. What makes you think you’re so special? What makes you think you’ve got something that all the other boys didn’t?”

  Pratley’s face was now just an inch from Jamie’s. The bogey was smack bang in front of Jamie’s eyes. It was moving in and out of the teacher’s nose, perfectly in time with Pratley’s pants of fury.

  Out of the corner of his eye, Jamie saw Jack turn away. Her body was chugging. She had seen it too and had started laughing without making any noise.

  Jamie could feel it coming inside him too. It was rising up through his body like an unstoppable river from his lungs, into his throat and now it was at his mouth. The laughter could not be controlled for very much longer.

  “For the very last time, Johnson! Why do you think you are better than any of them?”

  “I don’t know…” Jamie finally stuttered. The laughter was already leaking out. He knew he was going to get into trouble anyway, so he thought he might as well make it worth it. “Snot really for me to say!”

  The Day of Destiny

  “We’ll know tomorrow!” shouted Jack, grabbing Jamie by his shirt and dragging him out of lunch.

  “Know what?” he asked, laughing as she tugged him all the way to the Assembly Hall.

  “TOMORROW!” she repeated, pushing him face to face with the sheet of paper that announced their day of destiny.

  Jamie stared at the notice.

  It concerned the football match that he had being looking forward to all year. The match between the teachers of Wheatlands School and the pupils of Year 6. The match that was going to be the biggest of Jamie’s life.

  Jamie and Jack gazed at the Wheatlands School Football Trophy. Gleaming like treasure, it stood, as always, in its special cabinet in the Assembly Hall. It remained there for the whole year until, on the day of the game itself, the head teacher, Mr Karenza, removed the prize from the cabinet and handed it to the winning captain to lift into the air.

  Since they had joined the school, Jamie and Jack had been forced to watch, helpless from the sidelines, as the previous Year 6 pupils’ teams had suffered embarrassing losses at the hands of the teachers.

  But this year Jamie and Jack were in Year 6. Now it was their chance to play and put things right … to finally put one over on the teachers.

  They had promised themselves that, in this game, things would be different … that this would be their year.

  However, just one look at the wooden board – upon which was engraved the results of all the previous matches – spelled out the difficulty of the task that lay ahead.

  And it also named the teacher who would be standing in their way.

  10,000 Hours

  “Come on then,” said Jack. “Spit it out.”

  She and Jamie were walking back home from school together, as they did every day, kicking an old drink can between them along the street.

  Jamie shook his head. Sometimes, he didn’t like to talk. Even to Jack.

  “Look,” she said. “You always tell me eventually, so why don’t we just skip past the silent bit and get to the talking bit?”

  Jamie stared at her. Jack constantly surprised and impressed him. It had been the same since the day he’d met her. They had played football and he had thought that, because she was a girl, she might not be that good. Instead she had proved to be one of the best goalkeepers he had ever seen! Since that day, they had been pretty much inseparable, and sometimes Jamie felt that Jack knew him better than he knew himself.

  “It’s that stuff Pratley was saying today,” he began. “That I’m no different to all the other kids that wanted to be footballers and didn’t make it… I know I was laughing and stuff, but I can’t get it out of my head.”

  “You’re not still worried about Pratley, are you?” she said. “Just because he’s a teacher doesn’t mean he knows everything. My dad always says that the people that make the rules aren’t any better than the rest of us.”

  “Yeah,” said Jamie. “But what if Pratley’s actually right? What if I am no better than the others?”

  “OK. So what are you going to do about it?” Jack responded immediately.

  “What?” said Jamie. He was shocked by her abruptness and missed his kick of the can.

  “Well, you can either keep worrying about it, thinking you’re no better than everyone else, or you can start making it happen … doing something to give yourself that extra edge.”

  Jamie smiled at her. Jack was the cleverest person he knew but he had no idea what she was going on about.

  “How many hours did your granddad Mike say you’d have to practise if you wanted to become a professional footballer?” she asked.

  “Ten thousand,” said Jamie. It was one of the many pieces of advice Mike had given him about football. He’d said that the top players only looked so good because they had practised so long and from a very young age.

  Ten thousand hours seemed a huge amount to reach but, for Jamie, every second playing football was pure joy.

  “Cool,” said Jack, flicking the can into the air. “So let’s get to the park and get practising!”

  And with that she volleyed the can all the way over to the other side of the street, where it looped perfectly into a nearby skip.

  Jamie breathed a little more easily. He still felt hurt and worried by Pratley’s comments but, at the same time, having Jack’s support always gave him a lift.

  Jamie was an electrifyingly quick left winger and Jack was a brave and athletic goalkeeper. Together they made a pretty good pair, which was lucky because they both knew that, if they were going to stand any chance of beating the teachers and claiming that gleaming trophy at the end of the year, they would need to be part of the best pupils’ team in the history of Wheatlands School.

  The Announcement

  Wednesday 30 April

  “And now we move on to the details of the Teachers v Pupils Football Match,” announced the head teacher, Mr Karenza, towards the end of assembly the next morning.

  Jamie and Jack, who had been kicking each other playfully while Mr Karenza was talking about boring matters, suddenly stopped and sat up at their most alert.

  “The match will take place on Thursday, the seventeenth of July, kicking off at two-fifteen p.m.,” explained Mr Karenza. “It should be a great way to end the school year, so remember to invite your parents and guardians.”

  Jamie felt his stomach squirm. Parents. The word made him uncomfortable. There was no way his dad would be turning up to watch – Jamie didn’t know how to get in touch with him, even if he wanted to … but at least he would have his mum and his granddad Mike there. Mike was Jamie’s biggest fan and, although she knew nothing about football, Jamie’s mum had promised to come and watch the game too because she knew how important it was to Jamie.

  For a second, he allowed himself to imagine lifting the trophy and running over to show it to her. It would make her so proud.

  “I’ll referee the game as usual,” continued Mr Karenza. “And Mr Pratley, who, as you know, remains unbeaten, will once again captain the teachers’ side. Next week, we will h
old a vote for all of Year 6 to see who you want to be captain of the pupils…”

  Jack kicked Jamie in the shins and smiled at him. Everyone fully expected Jamie to be named captain of the pupils’ team. He was the best player in the school and their greatest hope of ending the teachers’ winning streak.

  Jamie looked at Mr Pratley, who was smirking confidently. Although Jamie and the other kids laughed at him when he lost his temper in lessons, they didn’t laugh at him when it came to football. Pratley was a good player and he was ultra-competitive. He had celebrated after the previous years’ matches as though he had just won the World Cup Final. This game was just as important to him as it was to the kids.

  “Oh, and one final bit of news for you all,” Mr Karenza added, looking up and staring at the pupils in a way that made Jamie catch his breath. “Next week, we will be having a new boy joining Year 6. It’s late in the year for him to be doing so but there are special circumstances – the boy’s father is coming over from abroad to help design the new shopping complex in the centre of Hawkstone. In any case, I hope you will all make him very welcome.

  “In fact, I suspect he may very well have a big role to play in the football match too because the boy who is about join our school comes from the world capital of football … Brazil!”

  Say It

  Friday 2 May

  “This guy Pratley is clearly just jealous of your talent, JJ,” said Mike Johnson. “Forget him and what he said.”

  It was Friday night and, as Jamie’s mum had a double night-shift at the hospital, Jamie was staying at Mike’s. It was good timing because Jamie had a few things on his mind, and Mike – Jamie called him that rather than “Granddad” because they were more like best mates than relatives – always seemed to give the best advice.