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I looked up.
Still no one. I tossed the suitcase over the fence. I climbed on a slanting palm near the fence, inched up it with the speed of a ground sloth with its leg in a sling.
I made it to the fence and looked down. It didn’t look good. I didn’t see the suitcase. I’d need that. It had fingerprints all over it.
I walked along the top of the rock wall until I found a place I felt I could descend, went over and started working my way down. Below I heard a car, looked. It went zooming by. I wondered if they had seen me.
It was easier and faster going down in the light than it was going up in the dark. I made the ground fairly easy, looked for the suitcase, didn’t see it.
Worse, the car was gone. There was windshield glass on the ground, so I knew during the night, while I slept, someone had smashed the glass and hotwired the rental.
Typical.
I eventually located the suitcase. It was up the hill, hung up in some roots and bushes.
I took a deep breath, started up again. I got the suitcase, and as it still had my belt through the handle, I slung it over my neck and shoulder and climbed down.
I brushed myself off as best I could and started walking.
It took an hour or so for me to reach the main road. I had walked along about fifteen minutes when a large ancient truck with sideboards appeared. It pulled up beside me. In the seat were five men wearing straw hats. One of them stuck his head out the window and said something in Spanish. He was young-looking, with a split between his teeth. He had taken advantage of the split and had inserted a straw between it. It moved around in his mouth when he spoke.
I finally realized they were asking me if I wanted to ride.
“Si,” I said.
I climbed in the back, over the sideboards, found I was company to three large black and white hogs. In one corner of the truck was a large pile of hog shit, and as we bounced along, so did it, creeping its way toward me.
They let me and my suitcase off in town and I walked to our hotel. I wondered if Brett, Leonard, and Jim Bob were still there.
I went straight to Jim Bob’s room and knocked. If it was someone else I’d just claim the wrong room and go away.
Jim Bob answered.
“You asshole,” he said. “You thoughtless asshole. We been worried fucking sick. Serve you right if you were dead.”
“Hi. Good to see you too.”
I went inside. Brett was there, she pushed past Leonard, who was trying to shake my hand, grabbed me, kissed me on the face.
“Wow,” she said. “What have you been rolling in, Rex?”
“Hog shit,” I said. “Really.”
“He has,” Jim Bob said. “If there’s one smell I know, it’s hog shit, and that’s hog shit.”
“You killed him, didn’t you?” Leonard said.
“He and that Hammerhead are two of the deadest motherfuckers you’ll ever see.”
“Good,” Jim Bob said. “Goddamn good.”
“Who says you have to have good plans to get the job done?” Leonard said.
“You know,” I said, “I sort of thought you guys would charge to my assistance. Note or no note. It was just for dramatic effect.”
“I slept late,” Brett said.
“We didn’t see it until a few minutes ago,” Jim Bob said.
“I was considering just how bad I wanted to kill you,” Leonard said, “then I thought maybe Juan Miguel and Hammerhead would do it for me, so I went back to sleep.”
“He did not,” Brett said. “He was having a shit fit. We were just about out the door, come to help.”
“Yeah,” Leonard said, “but I wasn’t going to dress up for it.”
“You’re a dumbass,” Jim Bob said.
“Yeah, and don’t ever do it again,” Leonard said. “It ain’t good for my heart. And besides, since when do you have enough brains to do anything without me?”
“It was lonely without you, brother,” I said.
Brett suddenly began crying. She said, “You asshole. You thoughtless asshole.”
“I’m sorry,” I said.
“Yes, you are,” she said. “Now, for goodness sake, shower, then let’s go home.”
While I showered Jim Bob rented us another car, disposed of the suitcases, and brought us food. We ate, checked out, rode to the airport.
We turned in the car there, Jim Bob talked to the other rental agency, explained our car had been stolen from the hotel, filled out the proper forms, and we sat around in hard plastic chairs waiting for our flight.
“Did they buy the theft story?” Leonard asked Jim Bob.
“I believe they did,” Jim Bob said. “When I want, I can charm the ass off someone.”
“It’s your way with the language,” Leonard said.
“You betcha.”
We kept watching, half expecting Juan Miguel’s two goons to show. Except Jim Bob.
He said, “With Big Daddy dead, those two haven’t the sense to get in out of the rain. They’re probably still trying to wake Juan Miguel and Hammerhead up.”
Our flight was late, so we sat a long time, but once on the plane I fell asleep immediately and by the time we were landing at Houston Intercontinental, I felt as if I had been on board for no more than a few minutes.
37
For about three months I still watched for Juan Miguel’s goons. But Jim Bob was probably right. They were lost now, maybe working for the old lady. Or perhaps she blamed them and had used her considerable money to have them whacked. Perhaps they had gone to barber college and were now doing honest work in a border town, cutting hair, powdering the back of customers’ necks.
I thought about Cesar, Ferdinand, and Hermonie, left there in that house. We hadn’t contacted anyone. How long would they go before they were found? A day? A week? A month?
I guess it didn’t matter when you were dead.
It was odd, walking away from all that, going back to being a security guard at the chicken plant. But I hadn’t fallen back completely into old habits. I had started part-time at the college, taking courses in history. I wasn’t exactly sure why, but for the first time in years I felt like I was doing something that counted, even if I wasn’t sure what it counted for.
Leonard got another job, security manager of a bakery. All he does now is sit in the office with his feet up, eat sweet cakes and cookies and make sure everyone else does the work. He’s even gotten a little fat.
He and John are happy.
Jim Bob’s back with his hogs.
Hanson is walking without a cane now. A little slow, but he’s walking. He’s still wearing Charlie’s hat.
Me and Brett?
Well, we haven’t gotten married, but we still talk about it. It doesn’t seem quite as urgent as it did in that hotel room in Mexico, but the thought is still there.
The other night Brett and I were sitting out in her yard, which I had mowed and freed the lawn chair from, and I was sitting in that lawn chair, and she in another, just sitting there with the moon and the starlight above, a bug-thronged streetlight in view, when a blue Cadillac pulled up at the house, parked next to the streetlight, and killed the motor.
I had a momentary sinking feeling, thinking those dicks from Mexico had caught up with us, but then I saw Mr. Bond come out from behind the wheel and close his door. He went around and opened the other.
A fragile-looking woman with her hair in a ponytail and a bandage across her face got out of the car carefully, pulling crutches after her.
I stood up, but Mr. Bond held up his hand in a wait there signal.
I remained standing. Sarah Bond crutched over to me. Her face was a wreck of stitch tracks and little swellings, that white bulgy swathe across one eye. When she spoke she was missing teeth and her voice was a little airy.
“Thank you for saving my life,” she said. “I owe you everything.”
“You owe me nothing.”
“They say they can fix me good as new with ortho work and pla
stic surgery. Except for the eye.”
“That’s good,” I said. “That’s real good.”
“Mr. Collins, you will always be my guardian angel.”
She positioned her crutches, leaned toward me, puckered her lips. I lowered my cheek and she kissed it.
“She wanted to tell you that,” Mr. Bond said. “And I want to thank you again for sparing my daughter. God bless you, Hap Collins.”
When they were gone, Brett and I remained in the yard, sitting in our chairs. My cheeks were wet.
“You’re such a softie, Hap Collins,” Brett said. “And I love you so much for it.”
“Sometimes we do something right in spite of ourselves, don’t we?” I said.
“Sometimes,” Brett said.
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