Deadly Dozen: 12 Mysteries/Thrillers

by Diane Capri

  Whether or not the house was haunted, I had yet to experience anything frightening. I mean, how could I complain? I’d gone from living in my van and sleeping at the bar to staying at a seven-thousand-square-foot mansion overlooking Los Angeles. Simone was paying me good money, too. Oh, and I got to have Cass with me—at the house, that is. Simone wouldn’t allow my dog anywhere near her.

  So the house was huge and it made me feel, well, uncomfortable. I figured eventually I would adjust to the size of the place. Even with Cass by my side, it was hard to get used to having all that space … all those empty rooms … to myself.

  The house was tastefully decorated—all in whites, pale yellows, and light greens, with hardwood floors, and lots of bamboo and bougainvillea. There were a handful of Buddha statues and crosses scattered throughout (at least all my spiritual bases were covered, although my daddy would have had a heart attack seeing Jesus hanging with the Buddha, even if only in décor form). It was as if a fancy Mexican hotel lobby had mated with an Asian-themed resort spa.

  There was also a boarded-up guesthouse on the back forty. Now, that place really creeped me out. It looked like a smaller version of the Amityville Horror house (yes, I managed to see that movie one night at a sleepover … and I didn’t sleep for about two weeks after that). The property was on two acres, and the guesthouse stood just above the slope of a gentle hill beneath a cluster of pepper trees.

  Another thing I’d noticed was the random smell of marijuana. Not that I’ve ever smoked it, but given Brady’s total lack of activities for teens, my high school years were heavily dotted with the pungent scent of weed: smuggled into football games beneath the bleachers, during lunch behind the library, and at informal gatherings in the parking lot of the local pizza joint. The only thing I could figure was maybe the neighbor on the hill below me liked to get high, and the breeze carried the scent up to my house now and then.

  Cass absolutely loved our new place, but even she was wary of the guesthouse and tended to keep her distance. She immediately took to the swimming pool, and spent at least an hour or two a day swimming in circles and diving in to retrieve the toys I threw in for her. She was doing just that one afternoon when Simone called to say she didn’t need me for the night. That was a first. In the few weeks I’d been working for her, she needed me pretty much night and day to do her makeup—do it Goth, do it like Garbo, do it like Gaga—you name it, Simone wanted it.

  “Everything okay?” I asked.

  “Yes,” Simone sniffled. “I mean, no. I’m fucking sick! Me! I have a cold. I was going to tell you to bring me some soup, but Bren’s getting it. She said I work you too hard.” She paused for a moment, “Do you think I work you too hard?”

  “Um … no. I’m good.”

  “Okay. Oh! But I do have a photo shoot in the morning and I cannot look like death warmed over,” she said in a congested- sounding voice. “And my nose looks like Rudolph the Red- Nosed fucking Reindeer!”

  I cringed. Her constant use of the F-bomb was rapidly becoming my least favorite aspect of her personality. “I can fix that. Don’t worry.”

  “Good. Be here by seven, and bring me a double-shot, skinny, pumpkin spice latte and don’t let them give you any shit about how they only sell pumpkin spice lattes during the holidays. They have it and I want it. See you tomorrow!”

  I placed the phone back on the cradle and sighed, looking over at Cass. “Early morning tomorrow, but I get tonight off.” Cass wagged her tail in approval. “Let’s go to Nick’s!”

  I grabbed my guitar, promising Cass some fish tacos once we got there. It didn’t take much to convince her. She flew into the back of the VW and we headed toward La Cienega.

  At Nick’s, the usual crowd was there, including Becky, who had become a frequent flier, and one who constantly fawned over Nick. I had the impression Nick liked Becky fine, but Becky was way into Nick. Meanwhile, Candace seethed every time Becky came in.

  Mumbles was on his forty-fifth gin and tonic, and Candace was happily nursing a “Candace Special,” which as far as I can tell, has Midori and pineapple rum in it. At least that’s what I put in when I made them for her and she hadn’t complained yet. I shuddered to think about the state of her liver.

  Becky, on the other hand, never strayed far from her chilled Chardonnay.

  I noticed Jackson back in his corner booth, his laptop propped open on the table. He glanced up at me and waved briefly, his eyes almost immediately dropping back down to the screen in front of him. He was definitely distracted.

  I thought it was kind of odd Jackson had never really made good on the rain check after our first conversation. In fact, as good-looking as the guy was, he was pretty moody. One night he’d be pleasant and sort of flirtatious. The next, he’d be cold and act like I wasn’t there. I didn’t know what to make of him. I had never been one to make the first move, and honestly, with him being so wishy-washy, I’d pretty much lost interest in him as a prospect. Not that I was prospecting. I had to steer away from hand-holding for a long time with someone and try to get to really know them before I took a good look at their most painful life experience. It made me shy of dating.

  “Evie, g’see you. Got black eye.” Mumbles pointed to his good eye.

  Whoa! So he did. “How did you do that?” I asked, staring at the huge shiner spanning his eye.

  “Oh, he fell off the stool last night. We missed you,” Candace said.

  I shook my head and sighed. “Someone really needs to check you two into rehab.”

  “Ouch! That hurts.” Candace waved a hand in front of her face. “But know what, honey? You may be right, but what’s the point? Ain’t nobody out there who’d care one way or another.”

  “Oh, Candace, that’s not true. I think you just like to be the victim.”

  “Damn girl. Don’t talk to Auntie Candace that way! Be nice and pour me another Special.” She lowered her voice suddenly and sidled over. “You know what, sweet pea? That boy over in the corner has it bad for you.”

  “He’s weird,” Mumbles mumbled. “Questions. Movie. Dunno ‘bout him.”

  “Huh?” I said.

  “He’s not weird,” Candace slurred. “He’s an artist. A filmmaker. I think Nick is being an idiot for not helping him out.”

  “Creeps,” Mumbles mumbled.

  I was definitely getting interested in this conversation.

  “Slow down you two. First you.” I pointed at Candace while I stepped behind the bar to fix her a drink. “You think he likes me?” I tilted my head toward Jackson.

  “Oh yeah. He has the hots, big time.”

  “Creep,” Mumbles said a bit more clearly than usual.

  I leaned in closer to him. “What’s the problem, Mumbles?”

  “Dunno. Feeling. Looks at you. Don’t like it.” He glared down into his glass.

  “Oh, Mumbles, you’re a softy.”

  “Youse a kid. He’s … not right.”

  “Evie, honey, don’t listen to him. He’s an old drunk,” Candace said.

  “What are you?” Becky butted in from her seat a few stools down the bar.

  Candace pulled herself upright and nearly launched herself at Becky. “You know what, bimbo? I’ve had about enough of you. In fact, I had enough of you twenty-five goddamned years ago.”

  Whoa! This was getting good.

  Becky narrowed her eyes to angry slits, her mouth pressed into a thin line across her face. “I can say the same thing about you, you lush. And it’s been almost thirty years!”

  “Ladies, please!” Nick rushed out from the kitchen, his arms spread wide. “Can we please leave all of that in the past? Just let it go and let’s move on.”

  “You mean like how we let Roger go?” Candace asked, her voice dripping with hostility.

  Becky rolled her eyes and looked away, sullenly sipping her wine.

  Nick leaned in close to Candace and lowered his voice. “I warned you, Candy. I have told you time and again to let that shit go. It’s done and bu
ried. I don’t need any problems. You and I are friends now. All cool, right?” He glanced quickly over to where Jackson sat, his dark eyes trained on the entire scene. He looked the way a dog does when it’s got an injured squirrel in its sights. For a split second, I understood Mumbles’ comments about Jackson, and a shiver spun its way down my spine.

  Candace sat back and crossed her arms. She eyed Nick for a long second and to me, it looked like a warning. I might just be a small-town girl from Brady, Texas, but even I could tell things were heating up good, as my mama would say. And that’s when a really big dude walked in.

  When Nick spotted him, he recoiled.

  Big Guy didn’t waste any time getting to the point. “Hey, you skinny, stupid fuck! We need to talk,” he pointed a thick, meaty finger at Nick.

  “Whoa…” I stepped out from behind the bar. I know I probably should have stayed put, but where I come from, that kind of talk is just plain rude. “You can’t come in here talking to people like that. You need to leave.”

  He eyed me and started laughing. “She your bouncer, Nick? You’re cute, sweetie. Stick around for a little while and maybe we can have a drink after I’m done chatting with your boss here. The name’s Pietro SanGiacomo.” He reached out to shake my hand. I quickly shoved my hands in my back pockets and kept them there.

  I was about to fire out a not-very-cute response, when Nick stepped up next to me and laid a gentle hand on my shoulder. It just so happened I was wearing a tank top because of the hot weather. Which meant skin-to-skin contact … and an unexpected glimpse into Nick’s past. It only lasted a few seconds: a pool with a dead body and then Nick, sobbing.

  I quickly stepped away from Nick’s hand, even as he was saying, “Evie, it’s okay.” He turned back to the jerk. “Pietro, why don’t we go in the kitchen and work this out.”

  Pietro drew his eyebrows down threateningly. “Yeah. Why don’t we?”

  We all turned to watch them go. I did not like this one bit. I was debating about whether or not to follow them when Becky reached out to grab my arm. I quickly moved out of her reach, before she could make contact. She looked at me in surprise and I mustered a weak smile. Frankly, I was not ready to see Becky’s demons if she had them, and I was pretty sure she did.

  “It’s going to be fine. Nick has a problem with gambling. He gets in a little deep with the wrong people. If he needs it, I’ll loan him the money.” She took a last sip of her wine and sauntered into the kitchen.

  A few minutes later, Becky, Pietro, and Nick came back out. Pietro left, Becky went back to her wine, Nick started cleaning glasses behind the bar, and Jackson sat in his corner looking creepy and intense. Mumbles, Candace, and I were totally confused.

  After several minutes of uncomfortable silence, Nick put down his towel and gave me a piercing look. “Don’t worry about all this. I do want you to be more careful, though. L.A. can be rough, and it’s been known to eat young women like you for breakfast.” For a minute I thought he was going to head back into the kitchen, but he suddenly seemed full of energy. “Hey, by the way, remember that dude I was telling you about, the music producer guy?”

  I nodded. “The one who was supposed to come and hear me three weeks ago, then two weeks ago, and then last week?” I loved Nick and I knew he wanted the best for me, but this music producer thing was starting to wear thin.

  “Now, Evie. Come on, you know these guys are busy. But he’s for sure coming tonight. I’m sure of it. Now maybe you can dump that Slutone you work for.”

  “Her name’s Simone.”

  “Whatever,” he replied. “She’s not good for you, kid, and she’s not good people. Trust me.”

  I shrugged. “I can handle her, besides the job is easy…”

  “Oh really? Being at someone’s beck and call at all hours just so she can get some powder and lipstick slapped on her face? That chick has you right here.” He held up his pinky and tapped it.

  “Look. I know she’s difficult.” He eyed me. I held up my hand. “But the pay is great, and I have a place to live because of her, someplace I can keep my dog, too.” Cass looked up from where she’d flopped herself down.

  “Whatever.” He fanned his hand over the meat on the grill. “Once this dude hears you sing, you can tell Slutone to go to hell.”

  “Nick,” I warned. “Call her Simone, please. To be honest I haven’t seen her act like a slut. She might use some strong language here and again … well, all the time, but she doesn’t sleep around.”

  “I’m sorry. I just don’t like the way she treats you. Anyway, enough about her. Get your guitar ready and set up the mic. Prepare to become a superstar!”

  Cass lifted her head and gave a sharp bark.

  “Even she knows it,” Nick said, pointing to my dog.

  “Okay, okay, already. I’ll be right back. Guitar is in the van.” I headed out the back entrance to the VW. As I slid open the doors to grab my guitar, my cell rang. I looked at the number. Crap. It was Simone. I muted it and took out the guitar. The phone rang again. I gritted my teeth. Guilt washed over me as I stood looking at the number, ignoring it. Damn. Damn. Damn! What if something was really wrong?

  Ugh. I flipped open the phone. “Hello?” I said meekly.

  “Edie…” She still didn’t always get my name right. “I need you to come now. I think I’ve taken too many Sudafeds. The lights are so bright and blurring and, oh my God! I’m dying. I know I’m dying.”

  “Okay. Um, well, where’s Brenda?”

  “That stupid bitch went to a party without me. I don’t think I can forgive you for glamming her up. She thinks she’s fucking Katy Perry now.”

  “Right.”

  “So I need you now!”

  “Here’s the thing … I’m over at Nick’s.”

  “That dive? Seriously, I don’t get your love of that place. At all.”

  “I know, but Nick has this friend who is a record producer and he’s coming to hear me sing tonight.” I was trying hard to sound hopeful and not pathetic.

  “Oh God, you’re kidding, right? You’re so fucking pathetic. Please. That guy doesn’t know anyone worth anything. Look, you want an audition? I’ll get you one over at Sony.”

  “Really?”

  “Yeah. Sure. Now get your ass over here before I die!”

  I looked back at Nick’s place and then down at Cass, who stood there staring at me, and I swear if she were human, she’d have been shaking her head at me. “I know. I know,” I said, gritting my teeth. Simone was right, I was pathetic.

  I walked back into the front entrance, not wanting to face Nick in the kitchen. I caught Jackson staring at me and managed a smile. He waved but I didn’t return it. Ever since Mumbles’s comments earlier, I’d been feeling a bit uncomfortable about the guy.

  I walked quickly over to Candace and turned her around on the bar stool.

  “Oh no, no more lectures. I’m not going to rehab. And after that little show here tonight, I ain’t going nowhere. Even with her here.” She pointed at Becky and glanced at Mumbles who sort of nodded. “Place is entertaining!”

  Mumbles mumbled, “I got a black eye.”

  “Plus, I was sober once and it sucked,” Candace interjected.

  “Right. I don’t want to lecture you,” I replied. “Just tell Nick I had to go. It’s an emergency and I’ll try and be back as soon as I can.”

  “Emergency?” Mumbles looked at me. “You got black eye?”

  “Gotta go.”

  “Wait, hon,” Becky said, trying to stop me. “Where are you going?”

  “I just have to be somewhere.”

  Yes, I know—it was a crappy thing to do. I really believed Nick this time about the music guy, but I’d also been here long enough to realize his music mogul was likely past his prime, and, frankly, I couldn’t take the chance of losing my job with Simone. Plus, she promised me an audition with Sony!

  I ran out the door and got behind the wheel with Cass staring at me as if I was the devil incarnat
e. She can chastise like nobody’s business. Only my father does a better job. We sped up La Cienega, then across and over to Wilshire. Hopefully, I could save Simone from her Sudafed overdose and become the next pop sensation.

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  SO MY RUSH TO SAVE Simone’s life turned out to be a bust, except I became the new owner of a cat. Cass was so not pleased.

  It went like this: I high-tailed it to the diva’s house only to find her in her movie room watching one of the Ocean’s Eleven movies.

  “Hi,” I said, standing awkwardly in the doorway. There were eight rows of plush movie theater-type seats in the screening room. She was in the middle seat of the middle row.

  “Shhh! It’s getting to the good part. Come watch it with me.” She patted the seat next to hers.

  “I’ve got Cass in the car, and you seem better.”

  “No.” Simone shook her head and then, glared at me. “I am not better, Edie. I’m sick and I need you. I’d say bring your dog in, but I think I’m allergic to animals. Actually, you’re gonna have to take my cat.”

  “What?” This was getting ridiculous. I sat down next to her.

  “Yeah. You got to get my fucking cat out of here.” She turned and stared back up at the screen. “Hey, who do you think is hotter? Clooney or Pitt? Damon has that weird lip thing, so he’s out. I don’t even know why I’m asking. They’re like, way too fucking old, but I kind of like old guys. Oh, see what that Sudafed has done to me? I’m losing it. So, what do you think?”

  “About what?” I was still mulling over the cat comment.

  “The guys! God, are you high or something?”

  “No. I’m just confused. What did you say about your cat?” I asked.

  “Answer the question! Which guy do you think is better looking? Which one would you do, for God’s sakes?” She pointed to the screen. “I’ve seen this movie twenty-seven times. Count that! Twenty-fucking-seven!” She paused for a moment, shooting a quick assessing glance my way. “Oh my God. I get it. You’re gay! I know a chick you might like.” She kept her blue eyes trained on the screen. “She’s a gourmet chef who owns, like, six of my favorite restaurants. How cool would that be?”