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Georgette Heyer

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by Why Shoot a Butler?


  The moon had come up and was riding serenely over-head, occasionally obscured by a drifting cloud. The country through which they were travelling was unfamiliar to the sergeant. He retained ever afterwards the memory of untarred roads with puddles gleaming in the moonlight, of hedges flashing past, of villages where warm lamps glowed behind uncurtained windows, and of signposts stretching cracked arms to point the way to unknown hamlets; of hills up which the Bentley stormed, of sudden sickening lurches as the car took a bad corner, of the electric horn insistently blaring at slower-going vehicles, forcing them to draw in to the side; and above all of Mr Amberley’s face beside him, with the eyes never wavering from the road ahead and the mouth compressed in a hard, merciless line.

  He ceased to peer nervously ahead in search of danger. Amberley never paid any attention to his warnings but drove on and on, very expertly, the sergeant had no doubt, but quite scandalously. The sergeant wondered in a detached way what his own position would be if they ran into or over something. Hurtling along at over fifty miles an hour, and him a police officer! Nice set-out it would be if they went and killed somebody.

  At the level-crossing, where they halted for the gates to be opened, they picked the trail up again, and even the battered sergeant felt that the speed had been justified when he heard that the Vauxhall had passed over no more than twenty minutes earlier.

  Mr Amberley’s bleak look lightened. As he drove over the lines and changed up, he said: ‘I was right. We’re going to shift a bit now, Sergeant.’

  ‘Well, I’ll thank you to remember that this ain’t Daytona Beach, sir,’ said the long-suffering sergeant. ‘Far from it. Now be careful of the bus, for Gawd’s sake, Mr Amberley!’

  A country bus was grumbling along ahead, on the crown of the road. Mr Amberley kept his hand on the hooter, but the bus meandered along unheeding. The Bentley charged past, mounting the tufty grass that bordered the lane and clearing the omnibus by inches.

  The sergeant, clinging to the door, hung out to hurl invectives at the bus-driver, already out of earshot. A swerve round a bend brought him round with a bump. He mopped his face with a large handkerchief and said that what they seemed to want was a blooming tank, not a motorcar.

  Eighteen

  Littlehaven was a fishing village situated on the marshy alluviums where a small river emptied itself into the sea at the head of a creek, running about a mile inland. The village itself was old, with twisted streets smelling of seaweed and of tar. It had a small harbour, where the smacks rode at anchor, and over the beach were always to be found black nets, redolent of fish scales, spread out for mending. Westward along the coast, towards the mouth of the creek, a modern bungalow town had sprung up, for the place provided good boating and fishing, and in the season the sea was alive with small craft; and the one hotel, a gaunt structure towering above the one-storied houses, was so full that it could afford to charge extremely high prices for most inferior accommodation. Out of season half of it was shut up and the bungalows presented an equally deserted appearance. Most of them were owned by enterprising tradesmen who furnished them for the purpose of letting them at exorbitant rents for three months of the year and were content to allow them to stand empty for the remaining nine months.

  Along the coast on the other side of the creek were a few better-built bungalows standing grandly apart. These were the privately owned houses, disdaining to rub shoulders with their humbler neighbours, even holding themselves discreetly aloof from each other. They boasted quite large gardens, and were served by a road from the town of Lowchester, some ten miles inland.

  On the Littlehaven side of the creek the bungalows grew less and less pretentious till they petered out altogether; at the creek mouth a few fishermen‚Äôs cottages huddled together round a Martello tower.

  When the Bentley tore through Littlehaven Mr Amberley did not stop to inquire for the Vauxhall, but jolted over the cobbled streets till he met the coast road. This had a tarred surface, and the car, badly hampered by the cobbles, leaped forward again and ran beside a depressing asphalt sea-walk, with the beach and the moonlit sea beyond, and a row of red and white bungalows on the other side of it.

  From the level-crossing onwards Amberley had met with bad luck. Once the road was up and the signals had been against him; he had lost time waiting for a horse and wagon to crawl slowly over the narrow causeway; once, in a town of some size, he had been held up at every crossing and still further detained by the efforts of a blandly unconcerned female to turn a large Humber in a narrow road. She blocked the way for several precious minutes, twice stopping her engine, and looked stonily indignant when Amberley put his thumb on his electric hooter and kept it there. The sergeant‚Äôs heart jumped into his mouth when, long before the female had completed her turn, the Bentley glided forward, mounted the pavement and almost brushed past the other car still, as it were, spread-eagled across the path.

  But in spite of this ruthless manoeuvre time had been lost, and glancing at his watch Amberley doubted whether he had lessened the distance between the Bentley and the Vauxhall.

  The sergeant, when he saw the sea with the moonlight on the water, was moved to remark that it looked pretty. He got no answer. ‚ÄòWhere are we going to, sir?‚Äô he inquired.

  ‚ÄòThere‚Äôs a creek,‚Äô Amberley replied briefly. ‚ÄòWe‚Äôre almost on to it. On the opposite side, set back about four or five hundred yards from the seacoast, there is a bungalow. That‚Äôs where we‚Äôre going.‚Äô

  ‚ÄòWe are, are we?‚Äô said the sergeant. ‚ÄòI suppose we just drive across the creek. Or swim.‚Äô

  ‚ÄòWe shall go across in a boat,‚Äô replied Amberley.

  ‚ÄòWell, I‚Äôd as soon have gone round by road, sir,‚Äô said the sergeant. ‚ÄòI never was a good sailor, and I don‚Äôt suppose I ever shall be. What‚Äôs more, I haven‚Äôt got any fancy to have you driving me about in a motorboat, and that‚Äôs the truth. Besides,‚Äô he added, as a thought struck him, ‚Äòhow are you going to come by a motorboat at this hour?‚Äô

  ‚ÄòI‚Äôve got one waiting.‚Äô

  The sergeant was beyond surprise. ‚ÄòThe only wonder to me is you haven‚Äôt got an aeroplane waiting,‚Äô he said. ‚ÄòPity you didn‚Äôt think of that. How did you come to have this here boat?‚Äô

  ‚ÄòI hired it. I‚Äôve a man watching the bungalow from this side of the creek. He‚Äôll take us across. I daren‚Äôt risk going round by road. Takes too long, though that‚Äôs the way the Vauxhall went. There‚Äôs a wooden landing-stage at the bottom of the bungalow garden.‚Äô

  ‚ÄòKnow all about it, don‚Äôt you, sir?‚Äô

  ‚ÄòI ought to. I came down here this morning to investigate.‚Äô

  ‚ÄòWell, I‚Äôll be jiggered!‚Äô said the sergeant. ‚ÄòWhatever made you do that, sir? Did you find anything out?‚Äô

  ‚ÄòI did. I found that a certain privately owned motorboat has been fetched from Morton‚Äôs Yard, which we passed a little way back, and made fast to a mooring-buoy about a quarter of a mile up the creek. Not only has she recently been overhauled, but her tanks are full. I found that so interesting, Sergeant, that I‚Äôm paying a longshoreman who lives in one of the cottages this side of the creek to watch the boat and the bungalow and let me know what he sees.‚Äô

  The sergeant found that he could still feel surprise after all. He would very much have liked to ask why Mr Amberley should suddenly dart off to Littlehaven unknown to anyone, and why the vicissitudes of a motorboat should interest him in the least, but he thought it unlikely that he would get a satisfactory answer just now. He merely said: ‚ÄòWell, sir, I‚Äôll say one thing for you; for one who ain‚Äôt in the Force you‚Äôre very thorough. Very thorough indeed, you are.‚Äô

  The road curved inland; the sergeant could see the sheen of water and knew that they must have reached the creek. The car was slowing down and stopped presently in front of a small cottage about fiv
e hundred yards from the coast. The sergeant, peering, could just see the dark line of the shore on the other side of the creek, and something that might have been a house reared against the night sky.

  Amberley had opened the door of the car and was getting out when suddenly he checked and said sharply: ‚ÄòListen!‚Äô

  Through the stillness of the evening the throb of a motorboat‚Äôs engines drifted over the water to their ears.

  A figure came across the road towards the car and shouted to Amberley, who looked quickly round.

  ‚ÄòIs that you, sir? Well, I never! I was just going to get off to telephone you, like you said I was to. Well, of all the coincidences!‚Äô He caught sight of the sergeant‚Äôs helmet and added: ‚ÄòLumme, is that a bobby?‚Äô

  ‚ÄòYou come here and tell us what you seen, my man,‚Äô commanded the sergeant sternly.

  It struck him that under his tan Mr Amberley was very pale. Amberley‚Äôs eyes were fixed on the longshoreman‚Äôs face. ‚ÄòBe quick; let me have it.‚Äô

  ‚ÄòWell, there‚Äôs someone gorn off in the motorboat,‚Äô said the man. ‚ÄòGorn off this very minute. Ah, and he ‚Äôad something with ‚Äôim, wot he carried over ‚Äôis shoulder. Well, I thought to myself, taking your luggage with you, are you? It might ha‚Äô been a sack. Well, sir, ‚Äôe come down to that there landing-stage and ‚Äôe chucks this ‚Äôere sack, or whatnot, into the dinghy wot‚Äôs been tied up to the jetty, like you saw when you was down ‚Äôere; and ‚Äôe gets out ‚Äôis oars and off ‚Äôe rows up the creek, me follering this side unbeknownst, and ‚Äôe comes alongside ‚Äôis motorboat and gets aboard with the luggage. Well, I thought, wot might you be up to now? ‚Äì me not being able to see clear-like. Then I seen wot it was ‚Äôe was so busy with. Danged if ‚Äôe weren‚Äôt hitching the dinghy on to the motorboat. Then ‚Äôe starts ‚Äôer up and off ‚Äôe goes, ‚Äôeading for the sea, the dinghy bobbing be‚Äôind ‚Äôim. And wot ‚Äôe wants to take it along for fair beats me.‚Äô

  It beat the sergeant too, but he did not say so. He was looking sympathetically at Amberley, whose hand, lying on the door of the car, had gripped till the knuckles shone white. The longshoreman‚Äôs description had convinced the sergeant that Shirley Brown had been done to death already. He did not wonder that Mr Amberley stood there as though he‚Äôd been turned to stone. He wished he could have thought of something kind to say, but only managed to murmur gruffly: ‚Äò‚ÄôFraid we‚Äôre too late, sir.‚Äô

  Amberley‚Äôs eyes turned towards him; behind their blankness his brain was working desperately. ‚ÄòThe dinghy,‚Äô he said. ‚ÄòThe dinghy. That means something. God, why can‚Äôt I think?‚Äô He smote his hand down on the car in an impotent gesture.

  ‚ÄòI must say, I don‚Äôt see it myself, sir,‚Äô said the sergeant. ‚ÄòWhat did he want it for when he had the motorboat?‚Äô

  ‚ÄòTo come back in!‚Äô Amberley said. ‚ÄòWhat other reason? Think, man, think!‚Äô

  The sergeant did his best. ‚ÄòI don‚Äôt hardly know, sir. He wouldn‚Äôt hardly send the ‚Äì the body out to sea in it, would he? He‚Äôll throw‚Ķ I should say, he‚Äôd be more likely to throw it over‚Ķ Well, what I mean is‚Ķ‚Äô He broke off in embarrassment and was startled to find Amberley staring at him with a dreadful look in his face.

  ‚ÄòMy God, no, it‚Äôs not possible!‚Äô Amberley said in a queer, strained voice.

  ‚Äò‚ÄôUllo!‚Äô said the longshoreman suddenly. ‚ÄòEngine‚Äôs stopped.‚Äô

  Amberley‚Äôs head jerked up. The chug of the motorboat, which had been growing fainter, had suddenly stopped altogether.

  ‚ÄòWell ‚Äôe‚Äôs a rum ‚Äôun if ever there was one!‚Äô said the longshoreman. ‚Äò‚ÄôE can‚Äôt ‚Äôave got much beyond the mouth o‚Äô the creek. Wot‚Äôs ‚Äôe want to stop for?‚Äô

  Amberley gave a great start. He swung himself back into the car and switched on the engine. ‚ÄòGet out!‚Äô he snapped. ‚ÄòGet out, Sergeant. You, there ‚Äì Peabody! Row the sergeant across the creek. You‚Äôve got to get that man, Sergeant. Stand by that Vauxhall; he‚Äôs coming back to it. God‚Äôs teeth, will you get out?‚Äô

  The sergeant found himself thrust into the road. The Bentley was already moving, but he ran beside it shouting: ‚ÄòYes, but where are you going, sir?‚Äô

  ‚ÄòAfter that motorboat,‚Äô Amberley shouted back him. ‚ÄòShe‚Äôs alive, you fool!‚Äô

  The next moment he was gone, leaving two amazed creatures to stare at one another.

  The longshoreman spat reflectively. ‚Äò‚ÄôE‚Äôs touched. Thought so all along.‚Äô

  The sergeant collected his wits. ‚ÄòYou‚Äôll soon see whether he‚Äôs touched or not,‚Äô he said. ‚ÄòCome on now; I‚Äôve got to get across the creek to that landing-stage I‚Äôve heard so much about. Look lively!‚Äô

  Back along the shore road tore the Bentley. The needle of the speedometer crept up to fifty, to sixty, to seventy. The creek was just a mile from Littlehaven, and Amberley reached Littlehaven harbour in one minute and a half and drew up beside one of the yards with a jerk that sent a shudder through the car.

  There was a man in a blue jersey locking up. He looked round in mild surprise as Amberley sprang out of the car.

  When it penetrated to his intelligence that the gentleman wanted to set out to sea at once in a motorboat he glanced instinctively round for protection. It seemed him that a lunatic had broken loose from some asylum.

  ‚ÄòI‚Äôm not mad,‚Äô Amberley said. ‚ÄòI‚Äôm acting for the police. Is there any boat here ready to start?‚Äô

  One had to humour lunatics; the sailor had often heard that. ‚ÄòOh yes, sir, there‚Äôs a motorboat all ready,‚Äô he said, edging away.

  His arm was grasped urgently. ‚ÄòListen to me!‚Äô Amberley said. ‚ÄòA man has set out in a boat from the creek. I must catch that boat. There‚Äôs ten pounds for you if get me there in time.‚Äô

  The sailor hesitated, trying to loosen the grip on his arm. Ten pounds were ten pounds, but the gentleman was clearly insane.

  ‚ÄòDo I look as though I were mad?‚Äô Amberley said fiercely. ‚ÄòWhere‚Äôs that fast boat you had moored here morning?‚Äô

  The sailor scanned him closely. ‚ÄòLord love me, I believe you‚Äôre the Lunnon gentleman what come down here today arsting questions!‚Äô he exclaimed.

  ‚ÄòI am. For God‚Äôs sake, man, hurry! Any boat that‚Äôs ready to start, the faster the better.‚Äô

  ‚ÄòAre you a plain-clothes man, sir?‚Äô inquired the sailor, awed.

  ‚ÄòYes,‚Äô said Amberley without hesitation.

  ‚ÄòWell, there‚Äôs Mr Benson‚Äôs racing motorboat, and she‚Äôs half full, I know. He had her out today, but I don‚Äôt know as how‚Ķ‚Äô

  ‚ÄòTen pounds!‚Äô Amberley snapped.

  ‚ÄòRight you are, sir, and you takes the blame!‚Äô said the sailor, and let him into the yard.

  The racing motorboat was moored some fifty yards out. The sailor, having taken the plunge, seemed to realise that the need for haste was desperate and led Amberley at a trot to the steps. In less than a minute both men were in the dinghy that was tied up there and the sailor had cast off and shipped the oars.

  The motorboat was covered with a tarpaulin, which was quickly stripped off. The sailor climbed into the well and started the engine. ‚ÄòShe‚Äôs warm, sir,‚Äô he said. ‚ÄòLucky, ain‚Äôt you?‚Äô

  Amberley was at the wheel. ‚ÄòI hope so,‚Äô he said curtly.

  The boat forged ahead, threading her way between the craft moored in the harbour. The sailor, perceiving that his odd passenger knew how to steer, took heart and needed no urging, once clear of the harbour, to speed the boat up. White foam began to churn up under the bows, the engine took on a deeper note.

 
The sea looked silver in the moonlight, deserted. Amberley held a course to the south-west, steering for a point out at sea where he judged he would overhaul the slower boat. The minutes crept by; to Amberley they seemed like hours. The noise of the engine thundered in his ears; he made a sign to the other man to shut it down.

  The sailor obeyed. The sudden silence was like a blanket for a moment. The boat glided on, began to roll. Then through the silence Amberley‚Äôs ears caught the sound for which they were listening. In the distance another boat was ploughing out to sea. He put the wheel over and called to the sailor to start her up again. The boat cleaved forward in a slightly altered course.

  Amberley held her on this course for another five minutes and again signed to the sailor to shut down the engine. This time the noise of the other boat sounded closer at hand.

  ‚ÄòThere she is! Go on!‚Äô Amberley said.

  As he restarted the engine the sailor wondered who could be in the boat they were pursuing, and wished he had asked the gentleman. It was quite impossible to be heard above the noise of the engine, so he had to content himself with all manner of speculations, none of them, he felt, really probable. He kept an eye cocked in Amberley‚Äôs direction, ready for another signal. It came very soon.

  This time no sound broke the silence. The sailor, puzzled, said: ‚ÄòThought we must have been right on her, the course we was steering! What‚Äôs happened?‚Äô

  Amberley pulled his torch from his pocket and sent its powerful beam out across the sea, sweeping a circle. It lit up the water for about two hundred yards but showed nothing but the silver ripples.

  ‚ÄòQuickly! Start her!‚Äô Amberley jerked out. ‚ÄòHalf speed!‚Äô

  The boat began to cruise about, the torch-beam describing an arc of light ahead. The sailor heard Amberley say in a strangled voice: ‚ÄòToo late ‚Äì God, I‚Äôm too late!‚Äô

  Going round in a circle. I believe he‚Äôs a looney after all, thought the sailor. Then he saw Amberley wrench the wheel hard over, staring out to where a dark object just showed above the water.

 

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