Painted Ladies s-39

by Robert B. Parker

“And you’ve singled her out?” Winifred said.

  “Of course,” I said. “I find a woman in Prince’s class whose mother is handling the insurance claims on the crime in which Prince was killed?”

  “There’s no connection,” Winifred said.

  “I’m sure there isn’t,” I said. “But it’s too big a coincidence to let it slide.”

  “Coincidences happen,” she said.

  I had ordered a small shellfish sampler for lunch. She was having Caesar salad.

  “They do,” I said.

  I put some red sauce on a littleneck clam, and ate. She messed around with her fork in her salad bowl. But she didn’t put any food in her mouth.

  “And I’d have been more willing to accept that,” I said, “if you had mentioned to me that there was a daughter.”

  “I didn’t consider it germane,” Winifred said. “I was unaware that she knew Prince.”

  “Was she an art major?”

  “Yes.”

  “At Walford?”

  “Yes, of course,” she said. “You know that.”

  “How long were you with the Bureau?” I said.

  “Fifteen years.”

  I ate a shrimp. She appeared to be counting the anchovies in her salad. The bar was partly full. Mostly people having lunch but a sprinkling of thank-God-it’s-noontime people. Men, mostly, who worked in the big insurance companies. No wonder they drank.

  “And you didn’t think someone would discover this coincidence?”

  “That’s all it is,” she said.

  “I hate coincidences,” I said. “They don’t do anything for anybody, and they muddy up the water to beat hell.”

  She studied her anchovies some more.

  “Who’s her father?” I said.

  Winifred shook her head silently.

  “I’m almost sure there has to be one,” I said.

  “He died,” Winifred said.

  “Sorry to hear that,” I said. “Is it recent?”

  “He died a long time ago.”

  “What was his name?” I said.

  She shook her head again.

  “How come Missy won’t talk about him, either?”

  Winifred took in a long, slow breath. It sounded a little shaky. Then she stood.

  “Thanks for lunch,” she said, and left me alone with her anchovies.

  Spenser, master inquisitor.

  21

  The special agent in charge of the Boston FBI office was a guy named Epstein who looked less dangerous than a chickadee, and had killed, to my knowledge, two men, both of whom had probably made the same misjudgment. I had coffee with him in a joint on Cambridge Street.

  “Winifred Minor,” he said. “Why do you ask?”

  “She used to be FBI,” I said.

  “Yep, but why do you ask?”

  “You know I’m involved with that art theft where the guy got blown up,” I said.

  “Ashton Prince,” Epstein said. “Hermenszoon painting.”

  “Wow,” I said. “Sees all, knows all.”

  “Only a matter of time,” Epstein said, “before I’m director.”

  “No dresses,” I said.

  “Prude,” Epstein said. “What’s your interest in Winifred Minor?”

  There was a platter of crullers under a glass cover on the counter. I eyed them.

  “She’s a claims adjuster now,” I said. “For a big insurance company.”

  “Shawmut,” Epstein said.

  “You keep track,” I said.

  “I do,” Epstein said.

  “They insured the painting,” I said.

  “And the claim is her case,” Epstein said.

  “And her daughter was a student of Prince’s, and probably they had a relationship.”

  “Which is to say he was fucking her?” Epstein said.

  “You civil servants speak so elegantly,” I said. “But yes. I believe he was.”

  “Could all mean nothing,” he said.

  “Could,” I said.

  “But it’s probably more productive to think it means something,” Epstein said.

  “You know who the father is, or was?” I said.

  “Didn’t know Winifred was married,” Epstein said.

  “Don’t know that she was.”

  Epstein nodded.

  “How old’s the kid,” he said.

  “Nineteen, twenty,” I said.

  “So Winifred was still with the Bureau,” Epstein said, “when the kid was born.”

  I nodded. Epstein drank some of his coffee. I studied the plate of crullers some more.

  “You ask either of them about the father?” Epstein said.

  “I did,” I said.

  “And?”

  “They won’t talk about him,” I said.

  “When the baby was born she probably used her health insurance,” Epstein said. “Bureau will have a record. I’ll see what I can find out. What’s the kid’s name?”

  “Melissa Minor,” I said. “Goes by Missy.”

  Epstein nodded. He didn’t write it down. He rarely wrote things down. I sometimes thought he remembered everything he’d ever heard.

  “Why are you interested in the father?”

  “Seems odd they won’t talk about him,” I said.

  Epstein nodded.

  “Anything’s better than nothing,” Epstein said.

  “But harder to come by,” I said. “You know Winifred Minor?”

  “Casually,” Epstein said. “Bureau regarded her as a good agent, maybe a little gung ho.”

  “Aggressive?”

  “Yep. Probably proving something ’cause she was a female agent,” Epstein said.

  “She know anything about explosives?”

  Epstein shrugged.

  “No reason she should,” he said. “I don’t.”

  “I thought special agents in charge knew everything,” I said.

  “They do,” Epstein said. “I was just being modest.”

  22

  It had snowed in the night, and the world looked very clean, which I knew it not to be. But illusion is nice sometimes.

  Susan was at a conference in Fitchburg, so Pearl was spending the day with me. We got to work a little before nine, and Pearl scooted into the office across the hall from mine to see Lila, the receptionist. Lila gave her a cookie, which she always did when Pearl came to visit, which may have been why Pearl was always eager to see her.

  “Hi, big boy,” Lila yelled to me.

  I stopped and stuck my head in her doorway.

  I said, “How’s the modeling career, Toots?”

  “I think I got a photo gig,” she said. “Car dealer on the north shore.”

  “I hope you don’t get too successful,” I said. “I like seeing you across the hall.”

  Pearl was sitting still and focused, studying the drawer in Lila’s desk where she knew the cookies were kept, on the off chance that today, for the only time, Lila would give her another one. But Lila and I had agreed that since Pearl was insatiable, and you’d have to say no eventually, you might as well say no after one cookie.

  “Sooner or later,” Lila said, “we’ll have to stop meeting like this.”

  I nodded sadly and jerked my head at Pearl. We went across the hall to my office. As I took out my keys, Pearl stopped stock-still and began to growl. It wasn’t her usual sort of rambunctious there’s-a-dog-I-don’t-know-passing-the-house growl. This was primordial. A low, steady sound that seemed to pulsate. I stared at her. The hair was up along her spine. Her nose was pressed against the crack where the closed door met the jamb. The growl was unvarying. It was as if she didn’t need to breathe. There was a hint of snowmelt on the floor. I looked down the hall. It was dry, except at Lila’s office, where I’d left some wet footprints. I stepped to the side, away from the door, and took Pearl with me.

  Pearl was idiosyncratic. She could be growling at the doorknob. But the growl was so malevolent. I reached silently over and tried the doorknob. The door wa
s locked. I leaned my head around the jamb and put my ear to the door. I heard nothing. Maybe Pearl was wrong, though she was certainly insistent. And someone had left a trace of melted snow outside my door. And I was working on a case involving people who had blown someone into small pieces.

  I took Pearl by the collar and led her back into Lila’s office.

  “Your door lock?” I said.

  “Sure,” she said.

  “Okay, give her another cookie while I go out. Then lock the door behind me and keep her here while I do a little business.”

  “What’s going on?” Lila said.

  “Official detective business,” I said.

  “Yeah?”

  “If anything unusual happens in the hallway or my office, keep your door locked and call nine-one-one.”

  “ ‘Unusual’?”

  “Yeah.”

  “Unusual, like what?” she said.

  “Oh,” I said. “The usual, you know. Gunfire, that kind of stuff.”

  “Fucking gunfire?” she said.

  “Just giving you a hypothetical example,” I said.

  “You mean, like, I’m in danger?”

  “Only if you flash that smile,” I said.

  “I’m serious,” she said.

  “No one is interested in you, except, of course, me,” I said. “Sit tight and you’re fine.”

  “Me and Pearl,” she said.

  I nodded. I was watching my office door as we talked. I didn’t want to take my gun out, thus causing Lila to freak. But I let my hand stay close to my hip.

  “What do I tell my employers?” she said. “If any of them come in.”

  “Tell them you’re doing me a favor,” I said.

  “Most of them don’t like you,” she said.

  “Oh, of course they do,” I said. “How could they not?”

  “And they pay my salary,” she said.

  “But do they feel about you the way I do?” I said.

  “Probably,” she said. “But nobody’s due in today until late afternoon, anyway.”

  “I owe you,” I said.

  “You certainly do,” Lila said.

  “Lock the door,” I said.

  23

  My office was on the second floor, with windows that opened on Berkeley Street. I went out into the hall and down the back stairs to the alley, where my car was parked illegally. The snow was still drifting down halfheartedly. I got a pair of binoculars from the car and ducked with my head down across Berkeley Street in the middle of the block, and got glared at. If there was somebody in my office, they would be watching the door, not looking at the street.

  I went into the Schwartz Building across the street from my office and up to the second floor. It was the office where, when the building was in another incarnation, a dark-haired art director with great hips had often been visible from my office, bending over her board. I slid behind a counter, stood at the window, and adjusted the binoculars.

  A clerk said, “Excuse me, sir. May I help you with something?”

  “Shhh,” I said. “Surveillance.”

  He apparently didn’t know what to say about that, so he stood and stared at me. With the binoculars I brought my office into focus. There were two of them. One sitting behind my desk with an Uzi-like automatic weapon, maybe a Colt M4. The other guy stood to the right of my door, so that he’d be behind the door when it opened. He had a handgun. Neither of them moved around any. As far as I could see from where I was, neither of them said anything.

  I lowered the binoculars and looked at the clerk, who was still staring at me.

  “Thanks,” I said, and left.

  I went back downstairs and out, and crossed Berkeley at the corner, with the light. I hated being glared at. In the alley, I took off my coat and put it on the backseat, along with the binoculars. Then I sat in my car, took out my gun, and made sure there was a round in the chamber. I got an extra magazine from the glove compartment and slipped it into my hip pocket. Then I cocked the gun and got out and went back up to my floor.

  Lila’s door was still closed. I stood against the wall to the right of my door and reached out and unlocked it. Nothing happened. I took the key from the lock, put it in my pocket. Then I knelt down and pushed the door open. I was out of the line of fire, low against the wall of the corridor.

  Nothing happened.

  I waited.

  Time was on my side. The longer they sat and stared at the silent, empty doorway, the more it would be on my side. They didn’t know how many I was. They didn’t know which side of the doorway I was on. Or how close. If I were them I’d come out together, shooting in both directions as I came. I backed a little down the corridor and lay flat on the floor with my gun ready. It was a new gun, an S&W .40-caliber semiautomatic. There were eleven rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber. If that wasn’t enough, I probably wasn’t, either.

  Most of the people on my floor were in sales. And except for Lila, who served as a communal secretary, there was rarely anyone around during the day. No one moved in the hall. Nothing happened at my office door. I was listening so hard that my breath seemed loud. I moved my shoulders a little, trying to keep them loose. I inhaled gently, trying to be silent.

  They came out shooting. The Uzi sprayed the corridor away from me. The handgun guy fired several slugs over my head before I shot him. The man with the Uzi spun toward me, and I shot him, too. They both went down. The man with the handgun never moved. The guy with the Uzi spasmed maybe twice and then lay still. I stayed prone on the hall floor with my gun still aimed, taking in air. Then I stood and walked over and looked at them. They were dead. I uncocked my new gun and holstered it, and heaved in some more air.

  Lila had called 911. I could hear the distant sirens rolling down Boylston Street.

  24

  Pearl and I spent pretty much the rest of the day in close contact with the Boston Police Department. First came the prowl-car guys. Then the precinct detectives, and the crime scene people. About an hour after it started, Belson came in and looked at me and shook his head.

  “Wyatt Fucking Earp,” he said.

  I shrugged.

  Belson went and talked with a crime scene investigator. Then he went over to the couch and scratched Pearl’s right ear. Her short tail thumped against the cushion.

  “She been out?” he said.

  “Lila across the hall,” I said. “Took her out about a half-hour ago.”

  “Okay,” Belson said. “Then let’s you and me gather at your desk and chat.”

  One of the precinct detectives said, “I’ve questioned him, Frank. Want me to bring you up to speed?”

  “No,” Belson said.

  I sat at my desk. Belson pulled a chair up and sat across the desk from me.

  “Crime scene guy tells me one round each. Middle of the chest both times.”

  I nodded again.

  “Annie Fucking Oakley,” Belson said. “Talk to me.”

  “You know about the painting got stolen?” I said. “And the guy got blown up out on Route Two trying to get it back?”

  “The guy you were bodyguarding?”

  “Yep.”

  “Nice,” Belson said. “Assume I don’t.”

  “Okay,” I said.

  I told my story.

  As I told it, Belson sat perfectly still and listened. Like Epstein, he didn’t take notes. He rarely did. But two years later, he’d be able to give you what I’d said verbatim. Cops.

  When I finished, he said, “Dog saved your ass.”

  I nodded.

  “She did.”

  “You figure it’s connected to the art theft and the murder?”

  “Don’t you?” I said.

  Belson shrugged.

  “You’ve annoyed a lot of people in the last twenty years,” he said.

  “Why limit it?” I said.

  “You’re right, you been good at it all your life.”

  “Everybody gotta be good at something,” I said.
r />   “But,” Belson said, “it don’t do us much good picking names of people might want you dead.”

  “Too many,” I said.

  “So,” Belson said, “assume it’s connected. Why now?”

  “Don’t know,” I said. “I been poking around at it since it happened. I must have poked something live.”

  “Where you been poking recently,” Belson said.

  “Walford University. Winifred Minor. Her daughter. Couple of her daughter’s classmates.”

  “Most recent?”

  “Missy and Winifred Minor,” I said.

  “Missy Minor,” Belson said.

  “Cute name,” I said.

  “Cute,” Belson said. “You know either of the stiffs?”

  “No,” I said.

  “We’ll see what we can find out,” Belson said.

  “Lemme know,” I said.

  “Might,” Belson said. “You turned your piece over to the crime scene people?”

  “Yep.”

  “You got another one?” Belson said. “People trying to kill you and all.”

  I reached into my desk drawer and took out a .38 Chief’s Special.

  “Loaded,” Belson said. “No trigger lock.”

  “Got a nice holster,” I said.

  “Okay,” Belson said. “In that case, I won’t run you in.”

  “Stern,” I said. “But compassionate.”

  “And if they succeed in killing you next try,” Belson said, “I’ll try to catch them.”

  “That’s encouraging,” I said.

  25

  I was halving oranges and squeezing the juice into a glass in my kitchen when Susan appeared, fresh from the shower and the makeup mirror. I took a deep breath. Whenever I saw her I took a deep breath. It was more dignified than yelling “Jehoshaphat!”

  “Isn’t that a lot of trouble?” Susan said. “I like the stuff in a carton fine.”

  “That’s pasteurized,” I said. “I want the authentic experience. Unprocessed. Nothing between me and the orange, you know? Mano a orange-o!”

  I gave her the glass and squeezed some for myself.

  “You are, as they say in psychotherapeutic circles, a weird dude,” Susan said.

  “And yet you love me,” I said.

  “I know.”

  “It’s all about the sex,” I said. “Isn’t it.”